#“not flirting”

[crookedfivefingers]

Doctor Who | S3E2 | The Shakespeare Code

[wolfythewitch]

that one au where patroclus is the champion of elysium

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[lunxribuh]

DUDE THE FACES THAT GUMMIGOO MAKES

THERES NO WAY HE DOESN’T REMEMBER POMNI

AUGHHHH THIS SHOW MAKES ME WANNA DIE

[fizzierolli]

fizz is SUCH a flirt omg

[enimaximus]

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

[ronanxing]

we do a little silly

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[serpentofdusk]

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

[theartsyhognose]

Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

[vonspe]

rizzed that wizard up by being polite and doing a little bow from Day 1