#“falsettos is so cringe” that

[kaleidoscopiccc]

oh you hate musicals? oh so youre allergic to all fun and whimsy then? youre against all joy and giddiness brought in front of you huh? you just hate any and all happiness and silly times dont you?

[pastapastapastapastapasta]

And then he died

Sorry there’s like no plot I worked on this for 18 hours and wasn’t thinking at any point

[this-tastes-lemony]

Falsettos Food Theory

Okay so someone asked what this is and I really wanna explain! So the falsettos food theory is that food represents love throughout the Marvin trilogy.

In the show, In Trousers, Marvin is very strict about what kind of food he wants, and he gets very upset when he doesn’t get it imminently or the way he wants. For example, in the song ‘How Marvin Eats his Breakfast” there is the lyric,

“No one looks busy in this kitchen

And my breakfast isn't ready

And my stomach aches.”

This is in reference to that no one at that moment is giving him the love that he wants, and that he aches for it. Later in the song he also says ,

“I don't want miracles from heaven

Just some eggies over spinach over toast

No, I will not apologize!

She should win a prize:

Very best emoting

That girl can't cook”

When he says the first line he doesn’t literally mean he just wants a basic breakfast, he means that he doesn’t want much, he just wants to feel loved. By saving “that girl can’t cook” he doesn’t mean she’s lousy at making food, he means that she doesn’t give him the kind of love that he wants. One of the other ladies says

“maybe she can’t cook, but have you seen her milk a cow?” Implying that sexually she “provides” to Marvin, even if he doesn’t romantically like her (obviously this means nothing, just because they can be sexually active does not mean that it is love).

Another one is in Whizzer Going Down he says,

“he hates my wife

I hate his food”.

He’s saying he hates when Whizzer shows him love because he is not ready to accept the fact that he can be loved and he can love another man.

There are many more references of this in the show In Trousers and if anyone wants to hear them I’ll gladly go into it in another post!!

The ones in Falsettos are even more obvious references to love. In the song Tight Knit Family, Marvin sings,

“We all eat as one

Wife, friend, and son

And I sing out as they cook

I love my tight-knit family

I love the way they cook linguine”

They all eat as one meaning they are all receiving love from one another, even if it isn’t good. The next line being “I sing out as they cook” (singing out meaning to say or shout something loudly, most likely implying the unhealthy relationship he’s in with his family) this line is saying that while they provide him love and what ever he asks, he continues to complain about it.

However, in the next line he says “I love the way they cook linguine” which is a considered normal traditional meal for a lot people. This is showing that he enjoys when they provide him with basic normal love, instead of arguing or disagreeing with him.

Another reference later on in the musical is in the ENTIRETY of the song “This Had Better Come To A Stop”. The first set of unique lyrics though is what I’ll cover.

“Whizzer's supposed to always be here

Making dinner, set to screw

That's what pretty boys should do

Check their hairlines, make the dinner

And love me”

This is saying that Whizzer is supposed to always be at Marvin’s command, loving him and giving himself to Marvin sexually at all times. He mentions making dinner twice in these lyrics, again implying that he doesn’t want Whizzers love unless it’s later in the day once he’s gotten his love from his other family ( breakfast specifically).

Another general reference to food equaling love is Cordelia’s entire character. All she does throughout the show is provide food and such to the characters, this being her giving them constant love. Since Cordelia was giving Marvin so much food (presumably) during the two year gap during intermission, we can assume that her unique and (sometimes) not so great food taught him that he doesn’t always get to choose what to eat, but that he should be greatful someone is cooking for him anyway. I think Cordelia is one of the most amazing characters in the story.

For all of the song “Days Like This” she’s trying to get Whizzer to eat something, meaning she’s trying to share her love with him.

In the song “Jason’s Bar Mitzvah”, Dr. Charlotte says

“She's cooked for some 200 guests

[CORDELIA]

We number not that many

Actually... we're seven”

This shows that she has provided so much love for all of these people, even though there’s only seven. Only a couple lines later, she tries the food Cordelia made, and says that the food “tastes really yummy.” (in the pro shot Trina nods her head to agree).

This is important to me because it shows that Cordelia finally found a way to show/express her love with the rest of the characters, and have them reciprocate it for the first time on stage, showing that they are all at peace and finally love each other.

Just like in trousers there are hundreds of more references in Falsettos so if any of you would like me to go more into it I’d be happy to!

This is all speculation of course, we don’t know if any of this was intentional, buts it’s by far my favorite thing to talk about that’s falsettos related. Hope you enjoyed reading!

[jxydentired]

"Sir you have 2 hours and 12 minutes to live"

"Can I play music for the last time?"

"Of course -"

[i-am-columbus]

Do we think he'd like pottery...

[reverieprince]

welcome to fur-settoland :]

[rorypoley]

GOING INSANE SORRY TUMBLR

having a MOMENT charlotte and marvins friendship is so important to me

[marvin-falsettos]

dear mr falsettos

why you

From Anon

Why me? My parents decided they wanted a kid.

[supermarkett]

PFFTT JASONS FACE IN TRINAS PFP 😭

i will be committed to the bit but i will put soooo little effort into it

[id: twitter thread drawn over to look like it is a conversation between the characters of falsettos. the first post is by the account labeled 'trina lastname'. the icon depicts a small drawing of trina weisenbachfeld smiling, posed next to the character jason, who is frowning. the tweet reads, 'saw this on the news about my husband, what does it mean?'. attached to the tweet is a drawing of marvin and whizzer holding hands outside at night on a busy street, assumedly outside of a nightclub. it is made to look as if it is a candid picture of them. whizzer, wearing a pink button up, is smiling causally at the camera and holding up a peace sign. marvin, to the right of him, is wearing a blue button up and grimacing in fear, holding up his right hand to try to block his face from the camera. edited over the picture, at the bottom, is a red block harboring the caption, 'breaking news: local weatherman seen w guy'. also edited over the picture is a red circle surrounding marvin's face. attached to the circle is a low quality headshot of christian borle. replying to this initial tweet is the account titled, 'dr mendel'. the profile picture is a drawing of mendel from falsettos from the shoulders up, grinning at the camera and holding up a small blue fish. his reply reads, 'your husband gettin FUCKED bro he gettin his shit ROCKED BACKSHOTS HAIR PULLED EVERYTHING.' trina has replied to this, saying, 'ight bro i get it'. her icon has changed so that now she is frowning. mendel has replied to this once more, saying, 'he gettin FINGERED bro straight up gettin his shit PLOWED like RAW SQUIRTING AND FARTING but just focus on yourself bro'. /end id]

[fairyofshampgyu]

OMG SANCUARYYYSJDHH!!$) !!<3

My ranking so far 🤭:

1. DANGER - HOLY SHIT BRO SO FUCKING GOODNSJDN THE BASS? THE RAP? yummy yummy yummy my fav song ITS SO GROOVY. WHEN YEONJUN SAID TOMORROW BY TOGETHER AT THE START ?OMG MOANING. I love the part when, idk what they were saying but the melody in the part ‘something korean, so obsessed’ like I like how it’s a little minor and descends idk how to explain. txt are so good at r&b we love you beomgyu for being the main lyricist on this, he ate it up (the lyrics ‘deeper into me?’ What was…that beomgyu? 🤔🤔🧐…) also I love the little short backing vocal interjections in the pre chorus that ascend and descend they bless my ears

2. Over the moon - over the moon is so good! I love the little sparkles you can hear in the background at the start of the verses it’s so pretty, and I love the ethereal like intro, BEOMGYU STARTING AGAINSJDHD !, bass is good in this and I love the backing vocals they’re so heavenly and the harmonies make me float. Also I just love the lyrics to this song, they’re so pretty and so good for a love song like they’re actually so romantic but not in a cringe way WORD PAINTING TOO ! The over the moooonn over the starrrsss part is so pretty I love soobins falsetto. And also I love the call and response like parts with sookai and taegyu 😩😩 BUT ☹️! Icl I was slightly underwhelmed listening to it the first time, I think I hyped it up too much and the teaser kind of gave away the whole song 😭 it’s way too short 👎 I really wanted some new material, instrumental section maybe, a bridge but it’s lowkey just verse chorus, verse chorus, end. I think there was way more they could have done with this song bc it’s so good IF THEY ADDED JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE but even without i really love this song so much

3. Forty one winks- INCOMING !!🗣️ chill like r&b, I knew i would love this song !! Sounds like it would have been on the freeze album. This song is very fun and I will be listening to this all the time to make me happy it’s very feel good !! You can kind of hear this little sparkley like thing in the keys sometimes in the background like in over the moon and I love that. I love the adlibs for this song too !! Ooh and the strings in the outro !! Love that

4. Heaven- cute and fun!! I really loved this song more than I expected I would, I love the verses and melodies in the verses 😭😭

5. Resist - resist being this low seems criminal but every single song was too good tbh idk whether to put this is as 4 or 5 or 3 😭. I knew I was going to love this song but omg I didn’t expect the genre! After the beat kicks in it really changes but it’s toooo good I love the guitar chords in the verses at the start of every bar ? and the guitar in the intro and I love the high notes in this song. I love how txt do different styles and genres AND PULL IT OFF they make kpop so fun for me 😭😭😩 plus I just like the rhythms in this song

6. Higher than heaven— I really liked this song more than I expected bc icl I was not much of an early 2010s pop boy band fan back then but I love that txt did that they really suit it. I really love the melodies in the verses so much and even the chorus is fine for me. But I really don’t like when they sing HIGH. HIGH. HIGHHHHH !, that part really kinda annoys my brain sm like it’s kind of so jarring to me 😭😭 I’m sorry it hurts my ears a little but other than that THE SONG IS SO GOOD I LOVE EVERY OTHER PART BESIDES THAT 😭😭 THE BRIDGE WITH KAI AND TAEHYUN IS SO ETHEREAL TOO AND THE BACKING VOCALSSJJDHD!! it’s just that one part for me personally 😭😭

[stxrshxpxd]

matt bellamy is the strangest funniest man. he’s this insane musician and composer who has the craziest vocals but then he’s so silly and cringe when he struts around in his shiny jackets and skinny jeans and blinking glasses while playing the fucking heaviest rock songs and sings his strange melodic falsetto bits so effortlessly. and he used to have red and blue spiky hair and torn shirts and now he’s a cute embarrassing little dad with the most gorgeous tall model wife. and he talks so fast and mumbly but he says really beautiful and profound things but also not at all. idk man get into muse.

[unovaascollectionoftrinkets]

sneak peak at a fic i'm writing !

inspired by the fact that I just want to write something where Katsuki has piercings and every freaking time I start to write one... somehow the piercings get removed... or I just don't know how to add them without saying

HEY UA! BAKUGO KATSUKI HAS piercings.

and thats not the exact ~vibe~ i'm going for.

so this is my attempt so far. (it doesnt even get to the part where they are mentioned, smh)

i give most of my fics 'code names' while writing them and then decide on the name at the end, so for now this is: pierce. obvi somethings will probably be changed when i'm done with the fic.

enjoy :)

The slam of a door reverberated through the entire dorm, shaking walls and rattling picture frames. 

Every head in the common room turned toward the source, but they didn’t need to see who it was to know. Only one member of Class 1-A possessed the strength—and sheer rage—to shake the whole damn building.

Kirishima glanced up from the couch, a knowing smirk already forming. 

“Mido, looks like you’re up,” he said, his voice laced with amused sympathy.

Izuku let out a groan that was equal parts exhaustion and resignation, dragging a hand down his face. 

Ever since he and Katsuki had worked out their… extensive history and rekindled a somewhat volatile but undeniable friendship, the rest of Class 1-A had taken to calling him the “Katsuki Whisperer.” 

The nickname stuck like super glue. 

And while Izuku secretly found a strange pride in his ability to calm the explosive blonde, it also meant he got stuck with handling him whenever the grenade went live.

Case in point: Katsuki had apparently gone nuclear. Again.

“I dunno, Kiri,” Izuku muttered. “I don’t think I can do much this time.”

“You’ve got the magic touch!” Mina chirped from across the room, grinning over her can of soda. “Just give him that voice. You know, the soft one.”

“Yeah, the calming one,” Kirishima added, his grin widening.

Izuku groaned again, louder this time. He could already feel the heat rising to his face.

The faint but unmistakable sound of blaring music began filtering down the hallway, growing louder with each passing second. Izuku’s shoulders tensed as he recognized the song.

“♫ EVERYTHING IS FUCKED, EVERYBODY SUCKS. YOU DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT YOU WANNA JUSTIFY RIPPIN’ SOMEONE’S HEAD OFF ♫”

“Yeah… definitely not going up there,” Izuku shouted over the sudden blast of Break Stuff.

“Oh, come on, Mido! He wouldn’t actually rip your head off!” Kirishima said, though his words lacked any real conviction.

“♫ NO HUMAN CONTACT, AND IF YOU INTERACT, YOUR LIFE IS ON CONTRACT ♫”

“Not helping!” Izuku snapped.

“♫ YOUR BEST BET IS TO STAY AWAY, MOTHERFUCKER! ♫”

The chorus hit like an explosion, and Izuku couldn’t help but cringe. 

If that song was playing, Katsuki was definitely in a mood. There wasn’t a chance in hell anyone was talking him down—not without risking life, limb, and possibly the structural integrity of Heights Alliance.

“Come on!” Mina pressed. She cupped her hands around her mouth and affected a dramatic falsetto. “Just hit him with the classic Hey, Kacchan~ If you don’t explode Heights Alliance, I’ll give you a big fat wet ki—”

Blackwhip shot out of Izuku faster than a lightning bolt, clamping over Mina’s mouth before she could finish.

“Don’t even say it!” Izuku yelped, his face and ears turning a mortified shade of pink. He shot a glare at the fifth user in his head. Thanks for the reflexes, really.

Mina pried the tendrils off her mouth, laughing so hard she had to grip the couch for balance. “Oh, come on, you’re blushing! That’s adorable! You know it works.”

“It’s not—it’s not like that!” Izuku stammered, his voice rising an octave as he flailed his arms in protest. “And even if it was—which it isn’t—it wouldn’t work this time.”

“Why not?” Kirishima asked, looking genuinely puzzled. “You’re the Katsuki Whisperer, man! What could he be that mad about?”

Izuku sighed heavily, glancing toward the stairwell. He could tell them, but… nah. 

Some truths were better kept under wraps. Especially because he didn’t want Katsuki to find out he was the one who let the cat out of the bag.

[spextkrr]

-ˏˋ TORTURESHIPPING HEADCANONS ˊˎ

concept by my lovely moot @leighcest . tortureshipping is gavin ellis(the mule)/spink (death sentence) my fave crack ship that I'm taking too seriously!! no tw's

☆ they are so not good for each other. very on/off. lots of fighting. lots of jealousy and possessive behaviors. but for some reason they wanna stay together

☆ definitely met on a night on the town. gavin was out with his team for.. whatever sport they play idk i forgor on one of his trips and the two met. stuff happened. yeah.

☆ probably long distance... they take turns visiting each other

☆ has anyone heard the thrill of first love from falsettos. cuz that song is so them. (whizzer is gavin and marvin is spink btw)

☆ gavin is UNREASONABLY jealous.

☆ they can get kinda cute tho. gavin only ever calls spink by petnames (babe, baby, honey) while spink only calls gavin by his name (he tried baby boy once but the way that gavin cringed so hard made him regret it instantly)

☆ dates consist of a cheap dinner at home and drugs. yay ♡

☆ loooots of shotgun smoking and late night drives to the shittiest music ever

☆ do they love each other or are they just really horny? who knows.

☆ uhm that's all i have bye

[baileypie-writes]

HIII BAILEYY :DDDD

uh I saw reqs were open and I was wondering if you could do a fic where like baritone sleeps over at readers house for this first time? :3

A/N ~ Sure mootie! Hope you enjoy!

~Spending the Night~

Baritone x GN!Reader

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Fandom: Suite Pretty Cure♪

Fanfic Type: Oneshot

Reader: Gender neutral

Relationship: Romantic

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 957

Synopsis: Baritone spending the night at your house for the first time.

Warnings: Reader and Baritone sleeping in the same bed(innocently ofc), very uneventful but in a relaxing way, Reader teasing Baritone a bit, cringe

~Masterlists~

~Suite Pretty Cure♪ Masterlist~

~~~🎶~~~🎶~~~🎶~~~

“You sure you got everything? Toothbrush, clothes, all your hair stuff?” You asked Baritone over the phone.

“Yes.” He sighed, getting annoyed. You had asked him plenty of times before, after all. “I’ll be over in a bit. I want to get out of here as soon as possible. Falsetto and Bassdrum are complaining about me leaving them behind.”

You laughed. “Well let them know we’re gonna have lots of fun without them.”

“Oh, I will.” He chuckled. “Alright then, bye. Love you.” You could practically hear his smile from over the phone. And after saying the same thing, you hung up.

You were feeling pretty nervous, and you felt you had every right to. Your boyfriend was sleeping over at your house for the first time. Even though he’s been over countless times before, the fact that he’s staying the night makes things feel that much different for some reason. You’ve lost count of how many times you’d checked if everything was clean enough. Your brain knew it was, and you also knew that Baritone couldn’t care less if one little thing was out of place. But still, you were anxious.

With nothing else to do but wait, you sat down on your couch, and did just that. Scrolling on your phone seemed to do nothing to pass the time. You couldn’t focus on anything long enough to be decently distracted.

But thankfully, Baritone stayed true to his word. Not ten minutes later, you heard a knock at your door. The familiar pattern let you know for sure that it was him. Speed walking to answer it, you’d already forgotten how nervous you were.

“Hey!” You greeted happily after opening the door. You stepped to the side to let him in.

Baritone smiled back gently. He held an overnight bag in on hand. “Hey.” As always, after walking in, he took off his shoes. “Where should I put this?” He asked, referring to his bag.

“Oh, you can put it anywhere. I don’t care.” You smiled.

He hummed, and walked into the living room. After setting his bag down onto the couch, he unzipped it.

“I’m guessing you wanna set up all your stuff first.” You smirked, knowing his routines.

He huffed out a laugh. “Yes. Just to get it out of the way.”

Of course, you let him do as he pleased.

~~~~

Your bathroom now had many more hair and skin products than before. But you didn’t mind one bit. Even so, you knew better than to complain about Baritone’s beauty routines.

The night was already going great so far. You had ordered takeout from your favorite place, and watched a movie. You picked out a musical to be funny, but Baritone actually really enjoyed it. You should’ve known. He is a music kind of guy, after all.

Now, you both sat on your bed, finishing the last on your nightly routines. Actually, you had finished a while ago. But Baritone took longer due to his beauty routines. He was now getting ready to brush his hair.

“Lemme do it!” You said enthusiastically, holding out your hand to ask for the brush.

“Why?” He questioned, his look a bit too judgy for your liking.

“C’mon, I just wanna brush your cool hair. It’s way better than mine, so I wanna experience it.”

He rolled his eyes, scoffing out a laugh. “Okay then. Experience it.” He said, handing you the brush.

Wasting no time, you got to work. Starting from the ends, you carefully made your way up. You knew you probably didn’t need to be this careful, since it wasn’t tangled or anything. But you’d rather do that than risk being scolded for doing something to Baritone’s precious locks.

It was very enjoyable to brush through the endless strands of cool blue. And Baritone didn’t seem to hate it either, as he remained silent the whole time.

Once you were done, he used a scrunchie to tie his hair into a low ponytail.

“Aww.” You teased. “I didn’t know you do that when you go to bed.”

“It keeps it from getting too tangled in my sleep. It’s a real pain when that happens.” He explained.

“Yeah, I can imagine.” You pulled down the covers of your bed, and got in.

Baritone stood on the other side awkwardly. It was as if he was unsure if he should get in or not.

Worried that he might’ve been uncomfortable, you spoke up. “You’re free to sleep on the couch if you want. You don’t have to sleep next to me.”

“Oh no, that’s fine.” He assured you. “I’ve just never slept next to someone before. Let alone my partner.”

“Oh, yeah. Well there’s a first for everything, I guess.”

A bit reluctantly, he crawled onto the bed, slipping underneath the covers.

“Well, goodnight.” You said.

Right before you reached over to turn your lamp off, Baritone placed a hand of your shoulder. You turned to look at him, and was met with his lips on your cheek.

“Goodnight.” He then fully lied down, turning his back to you.

“Gosh, you little sneak.” You snickered. He chuckled as well, though it was barely audible.

After turning off the light, you lied down as well, and you both went to sleep.

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In the middle of the night, and you had woken up needing to go to the bathroom. But as you tried to get up, you felt something stopping you from doing so. When you heard a sleepy groan from above you, you realized that Baritone was behind you.

His arms wrapped fully around your waist, and his head rested on yours. You tried your best not to laugh, nearly failing.

As much as you needed to get up, you figured you could wait a little bit. Besides, you would want to get up in this situation?

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~~baileypie-writes

[real-odark]

intro post !!

hi, im jett! (or bryon) i use he / him and im a minor [14] :3. i like to draw and talk and jsjqjkdkksm.w. :3! i'll post about whatever im interested in at the moment !! (current interests tab on this post [2 paragraphs down] will be updated whenever my main interests change!)

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[harrys-toothpaste]

RANKING INVINCIBLE!!!!

16. invincible— ironic how the title track is actually my least fave off the album. i dunno. it lacks a lotta substance. that 🤌🏻michael🤌🏻 substance. if ya know what i mean. “why ain’t ya feelin’ me?” sorry love, i ain’t feelin’ ya. OOOHHH BURNNNN

15. privacy— the only thing i like about this song is the message. that’s basically it. oh, and slash. yeah. slash and the message. the message and slash.

14. two (two) thousand (thousand) watts (watts)— the voice ain’t that distinctive mj falsetto i’m used to… sorry. but the beat is sick, i must say.

13. threatened— YOU SHOULD BE. WATCHIN’ ME. YOU SHOULD FEEL. THREATENED. ahem. yeah, this song’s alright! i gotta give it to sony for pissing mj off enough to write a whole diss track about ‘em! this song kinda also sounds like if unbreakable had a b side!

12. butterflies— don’t hate me for such a low ranking! compared to all the other slow, melodic tracks on the album, this one just kinda sounds like a lullaby. okay, well, they all do, but this one would put me to sleep the fastest. but i absolutely love the vocals in this one. superb and supreme mj right there!

11. cry— invincible’s man in the mirror. great empowering track! though if i had to choose between this, heal the world, MiTM, and, well, all the empowering tracks on HIStory… all the others would win, hands down.

10. you rock my world— only because i’ve heard it so much, so it’s a smidge overplayed in my book. kudos to my local roller rink for playing it! they’re cultured folk i fear 👀

9. don’t walk away— this is where it got SUPER freaking hard for me to rank. i absolutely adore this song with all due respect, but out of all my top faves on this album, this one didn’t quite have enough substance to it as the others further up on the list, such as…

8. speechless— speechless, that’s how you make me feel, though i’m with you, i feel far away, and nothing is for real… ahem sorry! holy cow talk about melodic and YES THIS IS A TOTAL LULLABY FOR ME!!!! i love how half the tracks on this album could double as lullabies for kids, it’s super kid friendly, and i felt like michael took that into account when making the album, did he actually, i dunno. just my perspective!!

7. you are my life— what did i tell you? michael literally wrote this ABOUT his kids, FOR his kids (to have and to look back on when they got older, cause y’know, they were only three or four back then). i absolutely adore every single aspect of this song.

6. heaven can wait— right away, with that opening couple of notes, it sucks me riiiight in. and then it hits you with those melodic AF backings. and then michael’s voice comes in being all romantic and shit AH got me blushing like the HELL and then his voice coupled WITH the backing esp in the bridge got me like… DA. FUCKIN. HELL. NAH. this song has no right to be THAT good like BRUH. okay i’ll stop before the cringe meter flies off the handles.

5. the lost children— holy CRAP i close my eyes and listen to this one, and it almost feels like i’m being whisked off to a magical fairyland, one where nothing or nobody could ever hurt me. that’s the type of sensation i always wanna feel! and the children’s chorus at the end… gives me chillsss… michael wrote this with children in mind, and he once said this was one of his faves off the album (god i love that man). and i can totally see why!

4. break of dawn— oh my god. every time i listen to this one, i close my eyes and imagine michael and i on the most PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT romantic date like EVAAA!!! he’s such a romantic ham and this song clearly displays all his TRUE intentions! and people labeled him like they did… the fuck bro?!?! he just wanted to be a decent dude and take his love out on a picnic!!! he certainly had the money to travel all across the world and picnic on every hill and valley across timbuktu! idk if i even spelled that right but you get my point! bottom line, can michael please please please be my husband/lifelong partner please and thank you. it’s a simple request!!!

3. heartbreaker— hot take: michael walked so skrillex could run. don’t come @ me!!! fr tho, this song straight up SLAPETHS harder than… harder than… well y’all get what i’m tryna say here! holy fuckballs. holy shit. why is michael’s whole album so bleeding dope? and for what? what did we do to deserve this ??? straight up MASTERPIECE. of an album?!?!?! *takes deep breath in* and seriously, i don’t think a better track exists on this album.

1. unbreakable— oh wait, it’s the first one, SILLY! michael really started this album out with a BANGAROO, i love how four of my favorite tracks on the album are part of the first five songs you hear… and then the rest of the album straight up bangs! (like i wish mikezilla would do to me some day) AH WELL A GIRL CAN DREAM…

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lmk if you want me to review more albums!!!