#“Why am I jealous of myself?”

[miraculous-army]

Ok Miraculous AU idea

Precursor: You know like, those couples (Husband/Wife or Boyfriend/Girlfriend) on like, Instagram or something idk, where one of them (usually the girl from what I've seen) likes some actor/kpop idol/something like that, and they will make videos jokingly(maybe not always but in this case) saying how *insert name here* is blah blah blah better or idk something like that and it's about their spouse/significant other's reaction? Well idea is, Adrien and Marinette are dating/married/engaged idk, Marinette is a fan of this k-pop idol Chat Noir. Chat Noir is in a group where they wear disguises and you don't know who they actually are.

I'm sure you can tell, Adrien is secretly Chat Noir. Cue Marinette talking about how amazing Chat Noir is and Adrien just doesn't know how to respond.

[mysticalcats]

ok fellas this post is really different from my other stuff so i'm putting it under the cut for people who don't care and also because i'm slightly embarrassed

ok so. is it unusual for a girl to want to have a deep voice and a flat chest and a more square face and also feel slightly jealous of men and want to sound like them and look like them

and also is it unusual to want to be all that, but also simultaneously not be very bothered very much by how you look right now or by being referred to with she/her except for sometimes when you think about it too much. because i usually don't think about it except for sometimes where i suddenly just get really sad about being a girl or i'll always have this faint feeling that i am just unhappy about it

and also is it unusual to try to ignore it and go about your life being unbothered by it even though deep down it does kinda bother you but you can't really. like. say anything to anyone because your family won't react well and neither will your friends because they'll think it's weird and uncomfortable. i feel afraid to ever feel this way because i know the people in my life won't react well to it

so like. genuine question please lmk wtf is goin on because i'm unsure if it's normal and i've felt like this for a long time and it's confusing me and i don't even know what i'm going to do with the information once i know i'm just sort of lost LMAO

[that-satireguy]

is engaging with western trans people and rereading their posts about how HRT and top surgery is making them so happy again and again a form of self harm?

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

Of my 2% capacity to be attracted to anyone, my type is like 90% women, 5% pretty men and 5% men you would swear are super fucking manly, and never questioned being straight and cis, but are now suddenly *stressed* that they can't figure out why their attraction to me [fully socially interpreted as a woman and labelled that way up until relatively recently] feels incredibly fucking gay

[philsmeatylegss]

Tiktok is like tumblr five years delayed. There’s massive discourse about polyamory over there and I’m like didn’t we solve this in Harambe time period???

[marklikely]

i know a lot of trans women talk about mourning not growing up a girl and i always thought i didnt experience any equivalent to that (probably for many reasons) but the last couple weeks i realised i think i do and its specifically about not growing up a gay man.

[spicyraeman]

draw her squarer maybe? she is so square! (her face. i mean shes a nerd too but. fr) she is so hard to draw cus she looks conventionally attractive but somehow she isnt completely??? idk. gl! im drawing her too and it is miserable

The conventionally attractive but also not thing is sooo true, like overall shes got some pretty conventionally attractive features goin on but then some features that almost make her kinda.. weird? (in a cute way)

Squarer is definitely something im trying to lean into tho! She just got so many little features that make her look like her that its hard to get them all... I think her eyes and nose are what really makes or breaks whether it looks like her, they both have a very particular shape that if you don't get right it kinda loses the essence of shart

Wishing you the best of luck drawing gods favorite princess too, its fucking rough out here

[littlefoxgirlhere]

I swear I'm not a bitch fake friend but god, please don't talk to me about your perfect relationship, your amazing boyfriend, your fantastic day with him or something related bc I will be so fucking jealous that is not going to be healthy for any of us

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

i will never forget the time I was hanging out with two other people who were new friends and they were like "let's do a sonic fandub" and one of them started looking up sonic game footage on youtube for us to dub while we discussed who would speak for who and we decided I'd voice tails. But also I knew nothing about sonic at the time, i'd only seen the snapcube fandubs because I'd heard they were good and funny, I didn't know the plot or characters very well. I couldn't remember what they sounded like so while the other two started to say silly things in sonic and amy's voices I asked "what does tails sound like again?" And I was laughing because I was embarrassed and also shocked by how quickly they had started commiting to the bit of trying to do some voice acting and my friend just said "he sounds like a twink" and I could not stop laughing and I could not take the idea seriously and I just told them that I couldn't do the voice oops. And so we moved onto a different topic pretty quickly and just enjoyed the pizza we had while we waited for our other three friends to get back from the store

anyways all of this is to say that Tails is NOT a twink, he is an 8 year old little boy and my friend was misguided.

[dejwrld]

Who made you the fic leader, girl? I feel like this is a jab at other writes who do write those “attention grabbing notes” and you just mad they get more notes than you

not fic leader, i am screaming. that was a good one, you ate that one. ☝🏾 but nah, i’m just making an observation and respectfully stating my opinion. some will disagree, some will agree. just come at me respectfully with your opinion and i’ll do the same, but considering your last bits of the message—you aren’t mature enough to go back & forth. so have a good day.

[funshinebf]

i sometimes get. very frustrated with fan made merch and zines and such, because like. i feel like preorder periods are always very short and theres rarely any mentions of the prices beforehand, or if there is its only days before preorders open. and its frustrating for someone like me, with no reliable income, because i usually need At Least an entire month in advance for even 20 dollars because i'll need to find chores or odd jobs and such that i can get payed for. i need to actively plan for something in order to be able to get it. and i understand that often prices arent set in stone until pretty late in a production process, but i do often wish some merch pieces werent just One preorder for a week and then you can never buy it again ever. like could you do multiple different periods of preordering? could you finalize the prices and then give some time before opening preorders? and with zines, i think having digital versions that can be purchased at any time, aside from physical packages that include extras like keychains, is always incredibly appreciated because then it isnt like. okay well you just have to miss out because youre poor. and like im not asking for things to just be given to me for free, because im also an artist and i do strongly believe that creators Do deserve to be compansated for their work accordingly, especially for things that take so much more effort and time. but i just wish there was a bit more consideration for those of us who cant just suddenly spend tons of money on merch at the drop of a hat. just give me some time to budget for it, yknow??

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

I don't care when people don't include me in stuff, I'm used to it but-----

my own family going on a trip w/o even asking me kinda felt

shit 🫠

[tarpitbell]

11:23

I'm a damn leech. That's all I am

[lightningfilledsaber]

I'm so fucking sick of my brain

[loderlied]

posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh

[lntrusiveknock]

she’s so pretty and unique but she’s not me