#“No Elrond”
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OK, so cannonically in the books, Bilbo stayed in Rivendell after the fellowship left on their quest and didn't leave till Elrond and Co decided to bounce and head to the Grey Havens. Since we don't any evidence to the contrary, one can presume this is the same in the movies and as Elrond is the only one we see after all the other elves leave, he and Bilbo are the only ones left and the concept of the the Lord of Rivendale and a Hobbit being the middle earth equivalent of housemates is incredible funny to me.
#lord of the rings#bilbo baggins#elrond#rivendell#the hobbit#bilbo does the cooking and elrond the cleaning up#they have a chore chart about who cleans on what day#bilbo gets so annoyed when arwen shows up as it messes with his meticulously planned system#“No Elrond”#“Just because her life force is attached to the ring doesn't mean she can get out of doing the dishes”#lotr
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
#funny#lord of the rings#the hobbit#gandalf#elrond#bilbo baggins#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#merry and pippin
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I am absolutely rolling at Elrond's original hairstyle for the coronation scene in The Return of the King. He is the one named Sailor Moon
#lotr#lord of the rings#elrond#elrond peredhel#hugo weaving#gandalf#ian mckellen#the return of the king#return of the king
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#i was going to say 9#because I think sitting between Merry and Pippin would be a hoot#but oh man#5 is awfully tempting#sitting next to Eomer that whole time?#he's so pretty#where would you sit?#fly middle earth#frodo#sam#aragorn#boromir#legolas#gimli#gandalf#merry#pippin#nazgul#saruman#sauron#eowyn#treebeard#galadriel#theoden#bilbo#gollum#smeagol#faramir#denethor#elrond
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#lord of the rings#lotr#incorrect quotes#funny#tolkien#lotr memes#council of elrond#elrond#tom bombadil#goldberry#pippin#source: reddit
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THE RINGS OF POWER 2.02 ― “Where the Stars are Strange”
#the rings of power#tropedit#ropedit#haladriel#saurondriel#otpsource#tolkienedit#lotredit#tolkiensource#ringsofpowersource#ringsofpowerdaily#galadriel#halbrand#sauron#elrond#rings of power#my creations#trop spoilers#userbulbul#tusersahar#usermali
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People are always hating on Hugo Weaving's Elrond for not being atractive enough or looking too old for an elf but
He pulled off playing a younger, dashing, more physically active version of his character really well in the Hobbit while he was actually like 20 years older LMAO
People can hate on my man Hugo but he was the only one who genuinely looked younger and more handsome somehow, all the others looked visibly older, even Cate who is so beautiful and aged extremely will did look older than in LOTR but he didn't. I need some respect for him
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rewatched aragorn’s coronation scene and i just realized you can see elrond’s heart breaking as she goes to join aragorn
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like, that is the face of a man who was promised eternity with his daughter, a reunion in the west no matter what happened, only to lose her forever to love
#i’m sobbing i’m so normal about elrond and arwen#elves live forever and they see each other again one day even if they die#but she’s never going to see her mother again#he sails west like a few years later and then he’s never going to see her again#and he’ll have to explain why to her mother#lotr#lord of the rings#arwen#elrond#tolkien#jrr tolkien#peter jackson#lotr movies#return of the king
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One thing that I think is great about Hugo Weavings portrayal of Elrond in LoTR is just how tired and exhausted he is. Like this is a guy who has lived thousands of years. He has seen dynasties and kingdoms rise and tear each other down. Both of elves and men. Yes he comes across as arrogant. But he also has just ran out of energy to fake caring about the same mistakes being made for the hundredth time this millennia.
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Like look at him. He hasn’t had a hope in his world in centuries. This is a man that is very familiar with disappointment.
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I love that canonically Sauron is an arts and crafts enjoyer like RIP Sauron my king you would've fucking loved the hot glue gun
#Sauron took 1 look at Celebrimbors crafting room and was just like “this elf get's it”#sauron#halbrand#rings of power#lotr#the hobbit#lord of the rings#frodo#Bilbo#galadriel#elrond#legolas#gimli#aragorn#eowyn#gandalf#samwise#merry#pippin
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One thing I often think about when it comes to the Jackson films’ fleshing out of the Elrond and Arwen storyline is how in Return of the King, Elrond straight up just admits that he’s seen Arwen’s son through his prophetic visions — presumably a similar scene to the one she saw, but with her instead of Aragorn holding the child.
And yes, obviously the actual point being made there by the film was that Elrond lied to/misled his daughter because he didn’t want her to die.
But can we just take a moment to think about him actually experiencing that vision? That’s his grandson. That’s his grandson. This elf, who once wholly gave his heart to a mortal infant brought into his household, looking into the future and seeing the proof of the love he has given both Aragorn and Arwen. That’s his grandson right there, all of five years old and destined for a more blissful life than any of his ancestors. That’s his heir and Elros’ heir, messing about in a forest with two people whom he loves more than the world. That’s his fucking grandson.
And can you just imagine what it must have been like, coming out of that vision? The cold understanding that this is what it has come to in the end. That his grandson, his very first one, would be the collateral damage of his daughter’s salvation. That out of all the thousands of possible futures knitting about his head, there’s not a single one in which he can save them both.
edit: i’m so sorry here’s some cute grampa elrond content to make up for it
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If Legolas had WhatsApp
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#legolas#gandalf#elrond#aragorn#thranduil#gimli#sam gamgee#lotr#lotr memes#lotr shitpost#lotr shitposting#lord of the rings#tolkien
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Just some of my favorite BTS photos from The Hobbit and LOTR!
#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#peter jackson#thranduil#elrond#Galadriel#Legolas#bard bowman#boromir#Arwen#aragorn#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#merry brandybuck#pippin took
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embrace my star descended from the vault of heaven
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