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"OH yes, yes of course...!"
"You wouldn't possibly have a list of the ones that do, do you?"
#| ic |#;w; he tries his best#he just wasn't made for this#though its fair to blame The Divorce on him#“”“”divorce“”“”“
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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.
If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.
Edit: Family members and friends are cutting their MAGA friends and family off all over, and for good reason!
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good#but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp#the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it#the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story
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the book of bill is great
#INSANE timeline we're living in tbh#alex really said hmmm bill's tumblr sexyman status is slipping i need to make him more PATHETIC and CRINGE and GAY#and he was right!#congrats to ford on the divorce 💖#gravity falls#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#alex hirsch
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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I spent an ungodly amount of time making this. Hello lgbt community
[Image ID: A gif made on PicMix consisting of a screenshot from Gravity Falls of Ford Pines yelling at Bill Cipher with pink glittery text reading "DIVORCE", animated flames, glittery tears coming from both of their eyes, several animated broken heart gifs, and a glitter overlay edited on. End ID.]
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#< i guess#i find the idea of these characters being divorced insanely funny. old man triangle gay divorce....
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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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She took the pages.
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Bill’s cringefail attempt at a serenade
#my art#digital art#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#I guess#in the toxic divorced exes sort of way
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Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.
#looking back the concept of fish divorce is so funny to me#kid me legitimately thought that's what happened#finding nemo#this is what happens when you over-shelter your kids lol#personal#childhood
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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This a a reminder to not fall victim to the sunk-cost fallacy. Just because you invested time and energy into something, does not mean you should indefinitely waste more time and energy on it, if you decide it’s not what you want anymore. This goes for anything, from books, to relationships, to jobs, to hobbies, etc.
If it’s not serving you anymore, move on.
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Where did Muriel even find that book
#miscommunication that was funnier in my head#aziracrow#ineffable divorce#ineffable husbands#crowley#muriel#muriel good omens#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#go2 spoilers#daiwild
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soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi#dunmeshi laios#chilaios#dunmeshi chilchuck#laios x chilchuck#giving the new meaning to the size difference trope#like. damn.#if divorced middle aged man why so baby shaped#little meow meow and I do mean little
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