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liquidstar · 11 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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demaparbat-hp · 4 months

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Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

#zutara #atla #avatar the last airbender #steambabies #atla izumi #zuko #katara #atla art #atla fanart #zuko x katara #katara x zuko #fire lord izumi #atla oc #fire lord zuko #katara of the southern water tribe #steambaby #Hello Izumi!#She's got her dad's dry sarcasm and her mom's Stare of Judgment™#Uncle Sokka's perfectionism and Auntie Toph's tendency to give nicknames to anything that moves #Auntie Suki's Kyoshi Warrior training (because of course) and Uncle Aang's love for animals #Auntie Azula's poker face and Uncle Iroh's stragetic mind! And love for tea. And wisdom (which is overruled by her awkward self)#She's a daddy's girl and momma's best friend. They'll all braid each other's hair and go to terrible plays and do vigilante stuff together #She's got blue fire and a blue baby dragon named Tui and an arctic wolf named Agni. And yes that's the right name order. Deal with it.#She probably has a nonbender baby brother. Lu Ten is a swordmaster and the most lovable human being on this planet #Maybe another baby sister. Waterbender. Absolute MENACE. I'll think about it.#Or maybe she's an only child #Who knows!#I'm just here for the vibes and drawing pretty people #You guys come up with headcanons for her. I'd love to read them!#I don't think I'll do anything with her any time soon so...

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egophiliac · 1 year

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starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #we really got it all in this update huh #we got flashbacks! backstory! shocking twists! cgs?!#we got the silver breakdown to end all silver breakdowns #the boy does not emote for 6 episodes straight and now it's POURING out and i am shoving my face directly into it #not to mention my favorite: action scenes represented by intensely wiggling the sprites around #and OF COURSE meleanor my beloved. your highness. ma'am. holy shit.#i guess it's mel instead of mal? hey she can spell her name however she wants #meleanor can do whatever she wants about anything. who is going to stop her.#meleanor: hold on baby. mommy wants to make a point. (yeets malleus' egg across the room into liia's face)#man though i am so afraid that crowley really might turn out to have been revaan this whole time #because this means we live in a world where dire fucking crowley managed to pull BOTH meleanor and lilia and i cannot accept that #briar valley are you okay. is it something in the water.#mrs. zigvolt took all the good taste and left none for anyone else

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whathehonestfuk · 10 days

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Steves absent asshole parents come home carrying a new born and he's rightfully confused as they hand it to him explaining that they're his half sibling (from one of his father's affairs that they have custody of for narrative reasons)

His parents just straight up leave telling him they'll send money for the baby expenses every month

They didn't even notice or care that the rest of the party was there hanging out and just watched Steve in real time accept single fatherhood of his baby sibling

(Eddie of course doesn't let it stay single father hood for long they've already got 7 kids together basically what's one more)

#of course they rally and help him #steve harringtons gender is wife and mother to me #i will do what i can to give that man a baby #steve harrington #stranger things #the party stranger things #eddie munson #steddie

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nerdy-hyperfixations · 16 days

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My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.

This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:

My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #I just wanna hold him and tell him he’s wonderful and creative and amazing #he’s trying his best #hes just a baby HES JUST A BABY #she doesn’t like that he’s a con man but MAYBE he wouldn’t have become a con man if he had a better support group 😤😤😤#I mean c’mon this kid had practically NO ONE #the only one there for him was his brother #and he was always over shadowed by his brother #everything he did in comparison wasn’t enough #and so yeah he takes shortcuts to catch up and then all he knows to do is lie and cheat because anything else he tried to do got shot down #HE WANTED TO DRAW COMICS DAMNIT #and really he was also pretty skilled in crafting! like foot bot and the boat he built with his brother #he probably just didn’t realize that that was impressive because of course it wasn’t his brother was doing things ten times cooler #YOU GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HIM THE WAY I DO #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CHILDHOOD #WHERE I WAS *ALSO* OVER SHADOWED BY MY SIBLING AND FELT THAT I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH #AND I’D GET IN TROUBLE FOR SHIT I DIDNT DO #AND WAS CONSIDERED THE SCREW UP #THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.#SHUT UP.

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lazylittledragon · 8 months

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what is baby dekarios' name?? i love them so much already

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #galemance #dadkarios #did this in 10 minutes bc i finally picked a name #mae for short <3 #+ a collection of weird nicknames #of course he needs a formal introduction with his brand new baby what else is he supposed to do???

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somerandomdudelmao · 2 years

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I hadn't planned on doing anything more complicated than a sketch, but here we are…

#Okay you know wHAt #their size difference kills me #Do you remember how Raphael could hold Splinter in one hand?#same vibe here #And Leo??#And Leo grew a hell of a lot bigger in the future #My brain does somersaults when I try to imagine his height compared to a human baby #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #leonardo #future leonardo #mutant ninja midlife crisis #and #odd man out #of course #These two fics feed me so I can feed the tumblr

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ghost-proofbaby · 1 month

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can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke

and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.

and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”

it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit

god i love eddie munson

#this is the type of energy i need #give me the sassy man apocalypse or whatever the kids are calling it #he would spoil you when he *could* just #he loves doing it when he’s sitting across the room from him and you just look up from your phone so slowly #so annoyed as you slowly flip him off #and he gets out all his giggles before he sighs and finally gets up like ‘c’mon let’s go get coffee or something fr’#and you’d be like ‘you paying?’ and he’d be like ‘of course. if i didn’t that would just be *cruel* baby’#eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #stranger things #i do make myself giggle #i’m specifically imagining the ‘don’t spend this all at once’ being attached to him sending ONE cent #god he’d annoy me so badly i need him #eddie munson x reader

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lunarharp · 4 months

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..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #just part of my modern au.... maybe this is like their 3rd meeting at age 10 or something thanks to their caretakers..#i drew the tiny arkco and felt like they looked like tiny dolls like my little sister used to play with LOL #it's like an Atelier Dreamhouse where your polly pockets can be artists btw and there's a brushbug accessory.#the baby romantic tension of crafting little worlds with our dollies and what if my agott dolly had a crush on your coco dolly..?#they will grow out of dolls and play on neopets more. Neopets is for serious kids. plus it's too sad when my doll misses your doll?#I literally have several other actual things i want to draw like proper things =_=#qifrey is good at making dramatic backstories but oru will always be like ERM..ARE THEY IN LOVE??..i love that about him #the bracelets thing in the manga..crucial oru characterisation moment..even if they played sims though it wouldnt be like #oru plans the relationships and qifrey does the house design and suchlike though he'd like it #qifrey also has a very emotional and personable mind but he thinks of like..Ooh what traumas do they have..Let that man play dnd #also qifrey has decided the dramatic villain for his polly pocket is a masked floating man btw. Of course. he resurfaces in his dnd game #*dramatic voice* Release us from our chains polly. Give into the forbidden magic and deliver us (olly: WHOA..... <3) *high voice* NO!!

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gilly-moon · 7 months

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Favorite part of Rebirth so far ♡

#im kidding of course every second of this game is my favorite part so far #if you don’t stop to pet every baby chocobo what are you even doing #also where’s the ‘pet cloud’ feature #i NEED it #ff7 #ff7 rebirth #cloud strife #my art #art #artists on tumblr

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hilacopter · 3 months

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hey remember that time social justice activists boycotted a film company into erasing jewish representation from their movie

#a sentence that is technically correct that should never have been technically correct #the one time a comic book's character's jewishness isn't erased and it gets taken away from us by the people who are pro-representation #also saying this as an israeli myself it's fucked up that it took the character being israeli to get that in the first place #i do really want israeli representaion israeli characters are practically nonexistent #but seeing how israelis are of course inhuman monsters who eat babies i don't see that happening for the foreseeable future now #leftist antisemitism #antisemitism #jumblr #hila has spoken

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javelinbk · 2 months

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The Beatles in Help! (1965)

#love paul going all tiananmen square to defend his man #and ringo of course: johnny walk for me baby you can do it #paul wore those trousers to distract from his exposed forehead #I see you drooling big-barn-bed #please keep your comments respectful #help! movie #javelin's gifs #javelin’s gifs: help!#the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr

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sorunort · 25 days

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the other day my partner and i got boba and they finished isat so i wanted to draw siffrin with boba to celebrate but then i was compelled to draw them and loop in my clothes again and iiiiiiiiiiit quickly spiraled out of control once i thought 'it'd be funny to give him the springtrap shirt' so sorry for the accidental fnaf lore dump? mirabelle would like fnaf you can't change my mind on this her favorite is withered chica. this is my soapbox rant idk

#in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat #siffrin isat #isat siffrin #isat loop #loop isat #mirabelle chevalier #mirabelle isat #isat mirabelle #lsiten to me. come closer. siffrins fave animatronics are mangle and ft foxy #because of course the theater enjoyer with a foxsona would like them.#odile is old and doesnt rly get it but decided the puppet is her fave because 'i too would attack someone for waking me up'#isabeau does NOT like fnaf and doesnt like any of the animatronics but thought plush baby was cute for 5 seconds. average hw player experie #bonnie vibes with the entire band. as all kids do. they get a little weird about foxy and his eyepatch tho. for obvious frin reasons #actually belatedly i think isa would come around to glamrock freddy for bear solidarity. i am smart and correct all the time!#sammi sketches

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thebramblewood · 2 months

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Master Straud? Oh, Lilith, that's embarrassing for you.

Previous / Next

Lilith: Master Straud, if you’ll just hear me out-

Vlad: I’ve heard you, girl. Your pleas have been relentless. But you seem incapable of hearing me when I tell you it’s a bad idea.

Lilith: You only say that because you’ve decided you hate him, though you’ve never once attempted to truly get to know him.

Vlad: How can you say I hate him when I’ve allowed him to stay? Mortals are immediately marked for death in this place — and yet he lives. Because he’s been under my protection.

Lilith: [rolls eyes] Oh, please. It’s hardly out of the kindness of your heart. You just know I wouldn’t stay without him. [in exasperation] Why not initiate the transfer? He wouldn’t be at risk anymore. He wouldn’t be your responsibility.

Vlad: If he were my fledgling, he’d be doubly my responsibility. He’s a soft boy, Lilith, timid, weak. This existence requires a degree of brutality he does not possess. He serves us better as a familiar.

Lilith: He knows precisely what it entails, and he still wants it. I’ll do it myself if I must.

Vlad: I can guarantee he’ll be unhappy — if he survives. Besides, I remain unconvinced you possess the discipline to-

Lilith: I won’t hurt him! I love him. [pleadingly] He understands me in a way no one else ever will. I need him by my side — forever.

Vlad: [amused] Is it him who wants it more or you? [resigned sigh] Well, I’ll hardly stand in your way if you wish to attempt it. But I’ll be curious to see if you’re singing the same tune after you’ve spent a century together — that is, if you succeed.

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Lilith: It’s time.

Caleb: He tried to talk you out of it again.

Lilith: Of course he did. He envies the bond between us, even if he’ll never admit it. His jealousy eats away at him. But he’ll soon outgrow his use to us. We’ll be powerful together. Now, are you ready?

Caleb: [shakily] I’m ready.

Lilith: Don’t be nervous, brother. When you wake, eternity will stretch before you, and it will be beautiful. You trust me, don’t you?

Caleb: [murmurs noncommittally]

Lilith: When have I ever let you down?

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #story: hzid #lilith vatore #caleb vatore #vladislaus straud #i love how she managed to be fake subservient for all of five minutes #she's like 'well that strategy flopped! FUCK YOU VLAD!'#lilith is still a baby by vampire standards so of course vlad COULD interfere in any number of ways #but maybe he wants her to fail...#for now #at any rate you know it's not gonna go off without a hitch #i do love my heavy-handed foreshadowing 😈

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 5 months

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