#‘ew why do people do that’

[the--last-great-american-dynasty]

concept: fantasy novel where there’s a princess that’s kidnapped at 17 and stuck in tower by a witch except she’s an introvert and this got her out of being queen AND there’s a library so she really vibes with her time there.

and then a knight comes and ‘saves’ her but she’s like ‘fuck you, bring me back’. but he doesn’t and they get to the kingdom to find that the knight was promised her hand in return. except the witch who kidnapped her is a lesbian and also in love with her and finds her and is like ‘run away with me!’

plot twist: the princess is aro ace and is like ‘absolutely not, tf’

the witch kills the knight in rage. the king is despairing to find his daughter a husband and creates a quest to get some magical object to which the princess is like fine, I’ll just get it myself so I don’t have to marry anyone’

cue quest where princess gathers a bunch of other aro ace spectrum characters and they band together to beat the witch and a bunch of men to find this object

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I forget how out of touch with reality people on this website are bc why was I minding my business on my fyp when I saw someone write a wholeass Luigi Mangione x reader fanfic …. Are you okay

[batboopp]

the amount of judgement radiating from batman is hilarious 😭

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[roguemonsterfucker]

I've been getting a lot of ads for various romance novels and the Algorithm seems to understand that I want it to have a monstrous leaning.

BUT unfortunately it's decided that includes "monsters" that are human men with lots of scars that make them "ugly."

I am offended on many levels by this.

[buggyboyizhere]

I’ve been on tumblr one year so it’s about time to redraw the pfp :D!1!!1

THERES A HIDDEN “ XD “ ON PAUL AND A “ :3 “ ON PAT ( loud booming )

( the one below is the old one )

[francy-sketches]

'Let people enjoy things' warriors r like yes I'm anti harassment unless you make a general negative statement about something I like not targeting any one specific person in which case we're all gonna dogpile on you to tell you you're being a mean bully :((( bc of how anti harassment we are

[shipspainfulships]

"what is the marauders fandom if not gay" babes the only real ship in the marauders fandom is JILY - two obviously straight characters. you freaks need to get the fuck out of the fandom fr

Babes get a life.

[ladynicte]

Something that always breaks my heart is how during the House of Hades Nico is described as smiling and grinning actually pretty often, but later on in his pov he mentions that it's hard for him to do that, or really emote as a general.

Which means my poor most specialest little boy in the whole world Nico di Angelo was constantly going out of his way to mask and smile at the rest of The Seven even though he didn't know them basically at all.

And he had also just gone through literal hell while everybody except his sister was super rude to him the entire time.

And the whole time they are all just thinking about how he looks creepy when frowning but that they prefer that because his smile is even creepier.

They are all so mean to him whyyyyy

[starrclown]

I have recently learned what Peachynoodles means.

Now I thought it was Pigsy x Sun Wukong. Cause ya know, noodles and peaches. Now that's not a ship I like. At all. I see Pigsy as kind of a father figure to Wukong.

But I learned that Peachynnodles is NOT Pigsy x Sun Wukong.

It's Wukong x Mk.

...

EW!!

WHY?? WHY IS THAT A SHIP. EW LIKE EW.

I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN THAT MK IS A GROWN ADULT. WUKONG IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLDER AND HE'S HIS MENTOR????

LIKE WUKONG GETS JOKED AS BEING MK'S DAD AT ONE POINT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP THAT???????

I made this post cause art if Wukong x Mk keeps popping up on my pintrest feed no matter how many times I block it and I hate this ship why would people like this.

I don't even like the headcanon that Wukong is Mk's dad but I'll subscribe to that idea 100 times before I go for that ship I hate it here my God.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

[shalpilot]

how to get a bad grade in Kiril

[dropthedemiurge]

I've seen things after SOTUS extreme actor harassment, I've been here through BMF "hate watching flashmob" and you know what, this year I will actually stop tolerating BL fans (at least on tumblr) who don't even have the decency to just ignore things they don't like and who think bullying someone is a good fandom sport, and start calling out. No matter if you believe clickbaits or you're a proud member of celebrity witchhunt or just don't believe people and situations can change, whatever, I really don't want to see KristSingto hate if - when - they will come back with another BL series.

Peraya fans have been waiting and hoping for KristSingto reunion for years, they wanted it themselves for so long as well, and we've unfortunately encountered way too many people who don't use their braincells and who encourage others to follow their footsteps when making derogatory comments about (mainly) Krist or Singto who they don't even know about, or their shows. For years. Some even go to talk shit and laugh right at his face. What the hell.

Maybe don't ruin someone else's parade and don't turn a nice community lake into a swamp. If you consider yourself a good person who can have an opinion "I just don't vibe with this person/show", watch it unbiased, be open minded and if you don't have a full picture, ask fans of the actual story or do research and read proper compilations about him instead of blindly stacking your opinions on repeated echoed insults from yt and tiktok. And if you aren't willing to be open minded and rational, well, let the fans celebrate and stick quietly to your swamp.

It's really no fun to gather around to discuss something and slip on poop piles thrown around for no reason. What happened to civil discussions?

[life-winners-liveblog]

Watching Third Life-session 4

Part 2

Martyn: Those defenses are doing nothing people keep sneaking in.

Pearl: Yeah, I really really hate to agree with Martyn but they don't exactly seem...effective.

Grian: I know, you don't need to remind me!

Scott: ...so...anyway...why are other me and Jimmy always together? I know they are allies but still-

Grian: Oh, yeah... my Scott and Jimmy got married at one point, didn't I tell you?

Scott: .... sorry, They WHAT?!?

Pearl: I am very confused I tought Jimmy and Tango.... you know what, it doesn't matter, It's probably a different game thing.

Martyn: That's hilarious.

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[chiarrara]

somebody on my tl has been posting a lot about saw lately and it's making me really wanna watch it but i do NOT do horror well usually and idk if i can stomach it.....ahhh i'm so antsy

[hsslilly-blog]

huntclaire divorce au. everything is exactly the same but wait i was going to make a joke here but i’m actually very invested in this