#‘ew why do people do that’

[the--last-great-american-dynasty]

concept: fantasy novel where there’s a princess that’s kidnapped at 17 and stuck in tower by a witch except she’s an introvert and this got her out of being queen AND there’s a library so she really vibes with her time there.

and then a knight comes and ‘saves’ her but she’s like ‘fuck you, bring me back’. but he doesn’t and they get to the kingdom to find that the knight was promised her hand in return. except the witch who kidnapped her is a lesbian and also in love with her and finds her and is like ‘run away with me!’

plot twist: the princess is aro ace and is like ‘absolutely not, tf’

the witch kills the knight in rage. the king is despairing to find his daughter a husband and creates a quest to get some magical object to which the princess is like fine, I’ll just get it myself so I don’t have to marry anyone’

cue quest where princess gathers a bunch of other aro ace spectrum characters and they band together to beat the witch and a bunch of men to find this object

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I forget how out of touch with reality people on this website are bc why was I minding my business on my fyp when I saw someone write a wholeass Luigi Mangione x reader fanfic …. Are you okay

[toasty-broski]

Is this a safe space to say that “casifer”? gave me the ick? The acting choices that were made gave me second hand embarrassment and I had to skip all of his scenes. Like I genuinely could not do ittt. Guys, it was so bad like can we be real for a second here?

[batboopp]

the amount of judgement radiating from batman is hilarious 😭

[mbat]

i yet again do NOT understand why people think that what happened to steven in future came out of nowhere. the main show beats it into the ground how fucked up all this stuff has him! just cause he ends the main show in a good place doesnt mean that everything was solved! he solved the gem stuff but not himself, that was the whole point!

like. those people show that they didnt even pay attention to the show AND they dont understand trauma. like. shut the fuck up !!!!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

CHOP SUEY!

when I say I've got parasites in my head I just mean the sad little green man the jingles around in there btw

i feel like if I don't draw him enough I'm like a POSER Eduardo fan..which I just can't have

need to be duining it up MONTHLY!!... weekly!!!!!...daily?

daily duin blog incoming????

I've got many an opinion on him post the-end

a HUSK of his former abrasive kinda awful self. I don't think grieving makes him less awful of a person but it definitely makes him think, but mostly lay in bed and wallow...and cry

Bros getting his eyeliner everywhere cleanup on isle him

I like the idea of him being..well horrible and distraught while mark is completely fine(in denial)

call him the grim reaper the way bitches die after he touches them, a kill count of TWO is not good big dawg..not good at all

anyways while I'm Eduardo posting here's other doodles I also like(FEATURING HIM??!?)

[roguemonsterfucker]

I've been getting a lot of ads for various romance novels and the Algorithm seems to understand that I want it to have a monstrous leaning.

BUT unfortunately it's decided that includes "monsters" that are human men with lots of scars that make them "ugly."

I am offended on many levels by this.

[buggyboyizhere]

I’ve been on tumblr one year so it’s about time to redraw the pfp :D!1!!1

THERES A HIDDEN “ XD “ ON PAUL AND A “ :3 “ ON PAT ( loud booming )

( the one below is the old one )

[rodsovnlos]

The guh

[life-winners-liveblog]

Watching Third Life-session 4

Part 2

Martyn: Those defenses are doing nothing people keep sneaking in.

Pearl: Yeah, I really really hate to agree with Martyn but they don't exactly seem...effective.

Grian: I know, you don't need to remind me!

Scott: ...so...anyway...why are other me and Jimmy always together? I know they are allies but still-

Grian: Oh, yeah... my Scott and Jimmy got married at one point, didn't I tell you?

Scott: .... sorry, They WHAT?!?

Pearl: I am very confused I tought Jimmy and Tango.... you know what, it doesn't matter, It's probably a different game thing.

Martyn: That's hilarious.

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[francy-sketches]

'Let people enjoy things' warriors r like yes I'm anti harassment unless you make a general negative statement about something I like not targeting any one specific person in which case we're all gonna dogpile on you to tell you you're being a mean bully :((( bc of how anti harassment we are

[shipspainfulships]

"what is the marauders fandom if not gay" babes the only real ship in the marauders fandom is JILY - two obviously straight characters. you freaks need to get the fuck out of the fandom fr

Babes get a life.

[ladynicte]

Something that always breaks my heart is how during the House of Hades Nico is described as smiling and grinning actually pretty often, but later on in his pov he mentions that it's hard for him to do that, or really emote as a general.

Which means my poor most specialest little boy in the whole world Nico di Angelo was constantly going out of his way to mask and smile at the rest of The Seven even though he didn't know them basically at all.

And he had also just gone through literal hell while everybody except his sister was super rude to him the entire time.

And the whole time they are all just thinking about how he looks creepy when frowning but that they prefer that because his smile is even creepier.

They are all so mean to him whyyyyy

[starrclown]

I have recently learned what Peachynoodles means.

Now I thought it was Pigsy x Sun Wukong. Cause ya know, noodles and peaches. Now that's not a ship I like. At all. I see Pigsy as kind of a father figure to Wukong.

But I learned that Peachynnodles is NOT Pigsy x Sun Wukong.

It's Wukong x Mk.

...

EW!!

WHY?? WHY IS THAT A SHIP. EW LIKE EW.

I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN THAT MK IS A GROWN ADULT. WUKONG IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLDER AND HE'S HIS MENTOR????

LIKE WUKONG GETS JOKED AS BEING MK'S DAD AT ONE POINT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP THAT???????

I made this post cause art if Wukong x Mk keeps popping up on my pintrest feed no matter how many times I block it and I hate this ship why would people like this.

I don't even like the headcanon that Wukong is Mk's dad but I'll subscribe to that idea 100 times before I go for that ship I hate it here my God.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

[shalpilot]

how to get a bad grade in Kiril