#‘did you know i was 46?’
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the bonnie and charlie worms are wriggling all over my brain i might essay dump about them idk
#i’ve been thinking about them so much#‘did you know i was 46?’#IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF#charlie kelly#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#charlie day#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#mac iasip#frank reynolds#bonnie kelly
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i have been thinking about malevolent 46 all day theres something about it that just. fucking. works so well. it’s so perfectly eerie and frightening with such great moments of arthur and john reacting so wrong to whats happening. that specific moment in the fairy ring really just latched into my brain it was so wonderfully and whimsically terrifying. the loss of control and arthur’s reaction is so fascinating to me
#arthur malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent 46#jarthur#arthur lester#john doe#the MUSIC too goddamn…the way it got faster and faster with arthur’s story building was mwah chefs kiss#season 5 has been WONDERFULLY creepy so far#i love me some medieval eldritch horrors#and i KNOW john will be kicking himself for how he unwittingly reacted to the story in the ring#and arthur is clearly freaked the fuck out ohhh boy#how did it feel to have such a closely guarded well kept secret pulled from his lips in such an excruciating fashion#unable to fully comprehend what’s happening until it’s too late#coming back to yourself realizing that this horrible thing has been yanked from between your teeth#all the while you leapt and danced and wept#guilt is such a palpable force in the podcast it is FASCINATING to see how it interweaves through arthur and john’s actions
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Carry On Countdown
Day 17: Surprise
"You don't understand, Basilton. She needs a unicorn!"
-Lady Grannie Ruth (probably)
One of the many background conversations I had with @thewholelemon while working on Infinity in a Teacup involved Lucy's birthdays. We quickly decided that Grannie Ruth would go over the top with presents; a hamper that Simon could fit in filled with gifts, a unicorn (that was maybe or maybe not rented, that may or may not already have a stall at Grandad Malcolm's). Thanks to Littlest Purple for the name Star Shine Fairy Cakes!
I also thought Baz could've quipped, "oh Ruth, you brought dinner!"
Also on AO3!
#Star Shine is 4 months old and 11 hh#and Lucy is topping out the growth charts at 46“#i looked up a lot of growth charts for this#i have no idea how big horses are#did you know that horses are measured up to their shoulders?#which isn't helpful for me to figure out the neck and head situation#and Lucy's dress came from Harrod's#Baz and Nana Daph went shopping for it#i love that this has extended the random questions with Jenny#coc 2024#carry on countdown 2024#carry on countdown#carry on
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*tears streaming down my face* how the FUCK did we start at 'pulling ken's dream house out of kremy's ass' and end up at this
#IN THE SPAN OF 30 MINUTES???#once upon a witchlight#once upon a witchlight spoilers#legends of avantris#yes I just finished ep 46 how are you guys lol#I did know what would happen going in because spoilers are good for my emotional well-being but seriously what the hell.#the mood whiplash fhskj. 'the jig is up' is a great line for kremy to go out on tho I must say lying to the last#the coalecroux element?? kremy standing protectively in front of gid's body and giving up immediately when he realizes he's gone???#gricko being serious when he sees frost all terrified? well I mean. okay then guess we'll have to find some way to carry on anyway fhsdakj
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I forgot how convincing Mace’s vomit noises in episode 1 were. It’s making my stomach roil.
#for context whenever I hear or see someone throwing up it makes me gag#and I don’t mean the typical ‘oh that’s really gross’#I mean it’s a VISCERAL reaction#like logically I know Mace isn’t ACTUALLY throwing up#but my stomach is convinced otherwise#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#also yes I am procrastinating on listening to episode 46#how did you know
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thinking abt the ggy easter eggs rn
#im so ready for whateber theyre cooking#this is like the only era rn where the sw games arent interesting me rn im so ready to want to engage again#plz focus on ggy vanny gregory vanessa cassie and not cassie dad mapbot dying absent father doing nothintnfor the story#and a game based totally off of books instead of the other way around#i really hope SW games dont become super tftp oriented#as in they make games based off of books instead of the other way around#that would suck majorly#a ggy game would be new content based off of game lore that does exist for ggy and not the book#like patient 46 and his canonical mysterious past#plus everything the tapes said he did#it could be so good#i really want to just see like. any progression of the story#outside of very basic ideas like 'vanny cassie' that are probably going to happen but are so bare bones#theres not much you can think about#insyead of useless plots like cassies dad. sorry but its true if hes the hw2 story he does nothing#nothing that cassie couldnt have also done if shes the protag#i know that sotm has to happen before they can progress so im being patient#but man#i hope we get more stuff like ruin that has good linear on screen storytelling and is more character oriented#everybody liked ruin but not everyone likes sotm#when hw2 came out i saw soo many opinions not just by me and the moots or something but just#fans on twitter diehard or casual#that hated how hw2s story was handled#people actually want storytelling now at sb and ruins scale instead of old school barely comprehensible frustrating lore#thats what sotm feels like its leaning into and im not excited#i hope its a one time thing since its a good chance to do that#a game that already takes place in the og fnaf days#before it even#of course its a good idea to put old school easter eggs and characters and story and stuff of the og days#i just miss my guys :(
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Naru Osaka is an ordinary schoolgirl, living at the ordinary jewelry store OSA-P with her ordinary mother, Mayumi Osaka...
...it’ll be fine. Nothing strange ever happens around here, anyway. Happy Valentine’s Day! (Don’t worry, Beryl will avenge any loneliness.) ----------------------------------- Special thanks to John Biles and Shadowjack for planting this concept in my head many years ago. Hopefully I can see my take on this idea through....!
#Mayumi Osaka#Osaka Mayumi#Mayumi#Naru's mom#Queen Beryl#Naru Osaka#Osaka Naru#Dark Kingdom#Negaverse#dark secrets#Human Beryl#I know in the Materials Collection her hair was black but in Crystal it was red okay#Did you ever notice in episode 26 that Naru was allowed to go to Yokohama after skipping school for a week#Or if you've ever seen the 1993 PC Engine Game have you ever wondered how Naru got away with bringing an injured man into her bedroom#Maybe Moon Healing Escalation actually worked in episode 46 and Usagi just missed the part where Beryl said refresh...? But then...!
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Do you ever read a book and realise how it's going to make you exponentially worse
#finished the monsters we deserve by marcus sedgwick in (according to the handy timer on my library's ebook reader) one 46 minute session#am not normal about it!#like it's possibly a letter. we don't know who from or who to but it's written KNOWINGLY like the narrator will correct their own grammar#the narrator will point out their own use of a comma in the very first lines and that WILL come up again like I am categorically not okay#about 'a fairytale (comma) ending'#it's about an author who hates the book frankenstein it's autobiographical in the same way Lemony Snickett books are if that makes sense#it asks the question 'was frankenstein the monster? is he still the monster if he's real and his ghost stands in front of you just a puppet#it says okay if mary shelley made the monster frankenstein to what extent did frankenstein make mary shelley#did she know what would happen to it how it would get misinterpreted over and over in adaptation?#and if you hate a book like HATE hate a book how do you get rid of it? you can't destroy your copy how do you destroy the very Essence Of#The Book because the narrator's an author he can't ban the book or burn it because he Knoqs what that leads to and yet...#the phrase 'frankenstein made a monster' can mean many things at once#it's also about - and this is key - what if there was a fucked up cabin in France#I think I've mentioned before how reading pterry left its mark on my writing#but reading this reminded me of how year 8/9/possibly 7 me read pretty much every book by him in my school library#which has Definitely influenced me too
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great news: the brainrot's terminal
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special thanks to my sibling for providing the english translation
#kamen rider geats#kamen rider buffa#michinaga azuma#dear god did i forget how long video editing takes#i accurately remembered subtitling time at least#thank you xbox live recording feature for letting me live another day in the ignorance of how to hardsub because i am fucking impatient#anyways *screams*#thank q hamster loving sibling#youre the only mfer i trust out here#god knows we dont trust the wiki#also damn i havent uploaded to youtube in a hot minute#if this gets yeeted into the copyright void i will cry#not for long but i will cry#yeah so this is what i worked on instead of the episode 46 no spoiler meme review#a full spoiler review if you would :3#Youtube
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I was too shaken up to say it yesterday, and you probably don’t care but I need to vent
Yesterday at 12:30 at night some of my neighbours got into a fight, bottle of beer shatter, lot of noises like barels were falling down the stair to the point we had to call the police and they ran away… No idea who was fighting, but half the building was there (4 app out of 8) including a REALLY pregnant woman with twins and now my mom says they are giving use dirty looks and I can’t help but be a bit scared even if they are usually super sweet 😭
#I think they may think that if we tell the landlord she’s going to make them leave#so my dad is scared of telling the landlord cause he dosen’t want his ass beat even though my dad could easily beat someone up too bsbsbsbs#I pretty sure we are just stress and anxious about what happen#and my mom is the can of you look at her without smiling and she’s like “’’I see you are mad at me you hate me’’ 😭#so can I trust her#also not because they look at us because they are mad that they’re going to be mad a long time#I would be mad if someone called the police on my even if I deserved it#and anyway they were laughing and screaming next door listening to music (loud but not enough to heard it if it wasn’t total silence)#my dad wants to give up the job of janitor though he has enough and don’t wanna deal with them anymore 😭#so 50$ more for the rent 🤪#yeah that’s what she was paying 😐#I mostly hope they won’t do anything like that again#I slept 3 hours because I had to wake up at 6:46 woke up at 6:30 but couldn’t sleep cause I was too shaken up#we wear so scared someone would fell down the stairs or hurt themself (or even d*e if they fell down the balcony directly)#police found blood in the stairs but with how loud they were it’s probably from a broken nose or something 😭#also my dad saw a car leave so maybe non of them fought but their friend did we couldn’t see at all :/#it’s a whole mess I just hope it won’t make discord into the building 😭#that would be really bad :(#and they know it’s my dad that call cause he yelled police to them 😭#but some were already on their way so someone else call but stay hidden my dad is crazy he went outside to yell at them 😭 ckbsjsn#alex.txt
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Gather around, my young friends and fellow dinosaurs, let me tell you about some BULLSHIT no one ever tells you about. I'm talking about menopause and perimenopause. Now, menopause has a very stringent medical definition. You have to not have had a period for exactly 12 months and a day to be considered in menopause. All the bullshit before that day once you start going through The Change is considered perimenopause. Here's some bullshit you might experience that people actually talk about when you're in perimenopause:
- shorter time between periods
- irregular periods
- hot flashes and/or cold flashes
- fucked up sleep
- OMG NIGHT SWEATS
- Vagina as dry as the Sahara desert
- lighter periods and/or endless bleeding like it's The Flood but it's in your pants
- lack of interest in Adult Fun Times
This time of joy can last anywhere from a couple of years to a god damn decade and there's no medical way right now to predict it.
Here's some of the REAL bullshit they don't tell you about but your dinosaur aunt is here to let you know:
- You can start perimenopause in your 30s, don't listen to idiot doctors who tell you you're "too young" because they don't know your body like you do.
- Perimenopause will make you HELLA DUMB. Seriously, I'm talking Bigly broken brain. Brain fog? Check. Short term memory? Wave goodbye to it. Ability to make words form out of thoughts? Yeah, good luck to you.
- Perimenopause can cause horrible fatigue because in addition to losing estrogen, you're also losing testosterone. Oh and that also leads to muscle wasting, cool cool.
- Things might suddenly hurt more because estrogen is known to be neuroprotective.
- If you're super lucky like I am, and like to collect rare illnesses, you might even get Burning Mouth Syndrome 💀
- And meanwhile, while you're going through this bullshit, you'll be getting gaslit by doctors who are operating based on 30 year old debunked data about how HRT causes breast cancer (not really) and that they shouldn't put you on it until you're in actual menopause. (Data shows starting HRT early can potentially prevent Alzheimer's in later years.)
- There are entire online clinics right now (I use Midi Health) focused on providing care for peri and menopausal patients and they will happily prescribe you HRT even if your regular PCP or OBGYN do not (if you meet the criteria). I've been pretty impressed with how holistically they view the patient. For full disclosure, I learned about them from my integrative health doctor and they do not accept Medicare (yet).
I'm 46 years old right now and I've been symptomatic for perimenopause for the last 8 years, although it's gotten the most dramatic in the past 2 years or so, which I hope means I'm almost done, holy hell. Yeah I was on the early side, but if it can happen to me, it can happen to you, so it's never too early to think about these things. And I hope to at least spare some of you the mind-fuckery I've been through because no one told me about most of this stuff, including my own mother who just DOESN'T REMEMBER what happened to her and now I completely understand why. And because I also have a connective tissue disease, I used to just dismiss my pain and fatigue as being caused by that illness rather than the loss of hormones.
Anyways, this is why we need Elders in our lives, so they can do Grandma Story Hour like I just did and validate you when the entire medical field tries to gaslight you. I hope you've found some or all of this educational/useful. Please share with your friends because we really do NOT talk about this stuff enough. (Ewwww Moon Blood!)
Stay well, and don't let the bastards grind you down!
#perimenopause#menopause#hrt#reproductive health#burning mouth syndrome#rare disease#about me#1K#5K#10K
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cryinf the rats smp secret santa episode feels like when my bio family still liked each other and wanted me around
#the joy and care for each other nobody is exiled in a diffrent room or we want you but we wont make room for you to be in everbody is wanted#this went from silly haha were rats and were in the walls reminds me of me n my parters wip smp to oooouaaaaghghhhhhghh#pup talks#i dont even celebrate chrismas but i did for 24 minutes and 46 seconds#did not even know there was a hole there
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(head in hands)
if you want to read books. you must. persist.
#reading wasn't the focus of the last time i had japanese on the roster so i kind of glossed over this#but man is it coming back to haunt me now#in some ways its not so bad. between the last time i did this and now i suffered through some agonizing Math#and you know what. maybe memorizing 46 things isnt so bad. it's not whatever the fuck i do with crassus which gives me a headache
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need you
[rafe cameron x fem!reader]
summary: rafe woke-up from his sleep, he’s needy and you’re right next to him.
warnings: smut, dirty talk, praise, pnv, unprotected sex
rafe sighed heavily moving in bed, he tried to change side of the pillow but both were hot, and the fact that his cock in the boxers was hard didn’t help at all. he looked at the alarm on the bedside table next to him 2:46 a.m., it had been going on like this for almost an hour, he shifted his gaze next to him where you slept blissfully without having the slightest idea of what was happening next to you.
could he jerk off? yes of course, but at that moment it wasn’t his hand that he wanted, it was your pussy, feeling your wet walls sucking him inside and squeezing him was what he needed. he tried to restrain himself, not wanting to wake you up for some of his dirty pleasure but it was becoming unmanageable.
his gaze moved down, your back slightly arched while you slept on the left side, the little babydoll you were wearing had risen slightly making the base of your ass visible to his eyes. he cursed internally as you released small murmurs.
he groped his cock with his hand feeling the fabric of the boxers slightly wet from his pre cum. he turned sideways towards you, approaching so that his cock was against your ass, he released a choked moan at the sensation, his hand rested on the soft skin of your thigh slowly rising stopping with a firm grip on your waist. “babe..” his voice was low and hoarse, his mouths a few centimeters from your ear, his despair grew more and more as he slowly began to rub against your ass.
“baby wake up... I need you” his voice this time louder as you slowly began to come out of your state of sleepiness, you opened your eyes feeling his warm body pressed to yours, all you could see was black apart from a few glimmers of light coming from the window. “rafe...” you moved slightly, your mouth kneaded as your eyes automatically closed again, wanting your sleep back.
“what is it?” you managed to say, your eyes still closed while his hand was still firm on your body, you felt small grunts coming out of his lips while his hips moved slowly against your ass, looking for some kind of friction, his hard cock against the soft skin of your asscheek, “lemme take care of this” he whispered.
“I’m tired baby” you almost complained, but rafe didn’t seem willing to stop, “i know pretty girl, i’m gonna do everything ‘kay? you don’t worry about it” he insisted, you could feel the despair in his voice and seeing him in that state for you made you feel the same way. “be quick” you said moving your ass on him, a grin formed on rafe’s face as his arm moved under your body, grabbing your tit in his hand.
he quickly lowered his boxers, his hard cock came into contact with your ass, his tip red and swollen desperate to release. he raised the babydoll to your belly moving the pair of panties you were wearing to the side, his tip pressed against your wet entrance as his hand gripped your ass. he squeezed a hand around the length directing his tip to push inside your hot hole.
rafe entered inside you slowly making you feel every single inch of his length stretch you, you couldn’t help but moan at the sensation while rafe behind you did the same thing, loving the way you felt around him. “just made for me mhm? nice and warm ‘round me” he praised you, his eyes closed fully enjoying the feeling of being inside you, slowly pulling himself out and then pushing himself back inside you.
his thrusts were deep but slow, hitting the right spot making you bite your lip. “lemme take care of you baby, go back to sleep” he whispered in your ear, but you weren’t listening at all, your mind still sleepy while rafe used your pussy to get himself off, you weren’t sure if it was a dream or it was really happening.
“mhm faster” you said feeling his cock throb inside you and despite the state in which you found yourself you felt needy for more, “i got ya” rafe pleased you, his thrust faster as the room filled with the sound of his body slamming against yours, his cock came out and entered quickly inside your wet pussy.
you let out a loud moan as rafe’s hand moved towards your clit, his fingers applied the right pressure moving quickly on the bundle of nerves causing your body to tremble, your hand tightened onto the pillow.
“fuuck soo good” your voice choked by the various moans as rafe squeezed your nipple, you moved your arm back wrapping it around his neck, pushing him even closer to you than he already was. you turned your face to him to feel his lips, the kiss was messy and sloppy interrupted by your continuous moans. “that’s right baby, squeezing me so fucking tight can barely move in here” his dirty words did nothing but bring you even more to the edge, arching your back meeting the speed of his thrusts.
“you there baby? give it to me” rafe incited you leaving sloppy kisses on your jaw going down to the neck, he could feel how your body was shaking and how your pussy was tightening around him that you were about to reach your peak. “i’m so close rafe” you breathed feeling a weight forming in the lower stomach, his thrusts faster and faster helping you reach your orgasm.
“go on, cream all over my cock” his words did nothing but push you even more to the climax and with a loud moan you let yourself go, your hand tightened around the pillow while you released yourself on rafe’s dick. rafe’s hand tightened around your ass, his thrusts slowed down becoming deeper, he himself was approaching his orgasm.
“gonna cum in this pussy, fill you up so good” you whined at his words, his still hard cock abused your overstimulated pussy, you could feel every single vein of his length pumping inside you and you almost reached your second orgasm. “I want it rafe” you said desperately, your voice low and tired, the sleepiness had amplified after the orgasm and in a few seconds you would fall back into a deep sleep.
“yeah? Imma give ya every single drop” he reassured you, his words trembling as he felt himself getting closer and closer. “s-shiit... that’s it” his voice choked by a loud grunt, he stopped deep inside you while his cock covered your walls with his hot cum. you were now almost asleep when you felt his liquid fill you and his low grunts behind you, you unknowingly emitted a little whining at the sensation.
after a few more thrust he reluctant pulled himself out, he emitted another low grunt at the loss of the sensation of your pussy holding him so tight. while he was putting his dick back in his boxers he realized that your breath had become deeper, now completely asleep.
“did so good princess, i love you” he whispered leaving a sweet kiss on your shoulder.
#drew starkey#outer banks#outer banks x reader#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#x reader#drew starkey x reader#smut
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DPxDC Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes
Danny, making a 'got your nose' gesture: Hey Jason, look, I've got your name!
Red Hood, who suddenly can't remember his own name: What the fuck
Bruce, in a tired dad voice: Danny, please, we talked about this, return your brother's name back
Danny: Oh, come on, it's not like he even uses it
Jason, thankfully remembering his name: And I repeat, what the f u c k
Steph, at dinner: I was wondering, what do faeries even eat normally? Like, flowers and stuff?
Danny, his eyes two black voids inside his eyesockets: The souls of the innocent
Steph: So that's a 'no' on the flowers?
Danny, back to normal and shoving a bagel in his mouth: I mean, I can, but would you want to stay on the crumbs-only diet when you are in a 5-star Michelin restaurant?
Tim: It's actually 3-star. Michelin rating system only has three stars, not five.
Dick: Are you saying that people are basically food joints for Fae?
Damian, at Constantine: It would do you well to choose your wording better when speaking to fair folk-
Danny, very much a fair folk, appearing out of thin air in the Cave: Yolo, s'up bitches, guess who's back in town!
Damian: -even when they do not necessarily do so themselves.
Constantine, looking between them: Are you sure you're the human and he is the changeling?
Tim, 46 hours of no sleep: Hey, if you can take a name from someone, does it mean you can take, like, other things that have no real shape or form?
Danny: Names do have shape and form, they even have taste. Yours is like a ping-pong ball made out of really dense cotton candy with banana-caramel flavor.
Tim, losing his touch with reality: Dense banana cotton candy...
Danny: By the way, I know you wanted to ask me if I could take your need to sleep from you, and theoretically, the answer is yes.
Tim, his whisper full of hope: ...will you?..
Danny: No. Either go to sleep or keep suffering. I'm not here to make your life easier.
Danny, after a half-an-hour rant on the Fae customs and traditions: -and Fae never tell the truth, but also never lie. It's a work of art, you know, say what you want but never in a way that makes sense.
Jason: So Fae just like to fuck with people.
Danny, looking him in the eyes, smiling and winking: Sure, humans are very fuckable.
Bruce, trying very hard not to pay attention to this: Can you make an example?
Danny: Sure. I lied.
Bruce: Where?
Danny: :)
Bruce, feeling like he is about to lose his mind: W h e r e ?
Alfred, right after he heard Dick's muffled screaming in the hallway: Young Master Danny, would you mind returning Master Dick his ability to talk in coherent sentences?
Danny, obediently standing up and walking out of the library: ...okay.
Bruce: How come he always listens to you?
Alfred: He knows what I will do if he doesn't.
Danny, returning to the library: He will change all the silverware to iron-ware. As well as the doorknobs and hairbrushes and lightswitches and everything else.
Alfred: Did you fix Master Dick's shoes?
Danny: I did. But I still think that making all of his shoes left ones was funny.
Alfred: Indeed, it was.
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#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#batfam#fae rules#fae#tim drake#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#john constantine#changelings#danny is a little shit#bruce is a tired dad#am i going to write a fic with this au soneday#maybe#dialogue prompt#feel free to add on#cork prompts
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Moriarty (OOC): How you doing, Crow? How you feelin'? Nathaniel (OOC): In general or about something specific? Marigold (OOC): In general. Nathaniel (OOC): Fine? Marigold (OOC): Good. Nathaniel (OOC): Why am I being singled out? DM: Because we've been tormenting you psychologically . Hunt (OOC): Yeah! Marigold (OOC): I've been doing nothing. DM: No, you've been perfectly good. Hunt (OOC): I mean, as far as we know. whomst: I only clock in like once a month here, so I gotta get these bars off. DM: Oh my god. whomst: I show up here, your dad listens to FCC podcasts, he's a bad dad, he likes football and he... Marigold (OOC): Liking football is the worst sign of bad dad. Nathaniel (OOC): [in chat] me rn: *inserts pic of a blue screen* DM: It's so funny because meme!Nicholas is really nothing like actual Nicholas who is a huge fucking nerd. whomst: No, that's why he likes, see there's the thing; he likes football because it's the coolest sport you can like while being a math nerd. DM: That's not true. It's baseball. whomst: No no no. If you're a baseball nerd, you're uncool. DM: Yeah, exactly. It's Nicholas Price. whomst: "I'm getting women, what do you want from me? What are you saying? You saying that the Great Relnian Game of Football? What do you want? [something] on the field, what are you talking about here? Got things to do. Now, help me out, we gotta reanimate your mom or something, I don't know. What am I doing?" DM: [something] so slowly while standing here and not helping. Just nagging you. whomst: I've been nagging you, teaching you, reading Joe Rogan's book to be an alpha male. This is a problem man! This is the issue!" Nathaniel (OOC): I'm back to being not fine. -laughter- whomst: Kids today, you kids today don't want to do the work. This is the issue. DM: What if your girlfriend died tomorrow, would you put in the effort to meticulously make a copy. Nathaniel (OOC): I don't want to think about that as much as possible. Marigold (OOC): We know a cleric, so... DM: True. Moriarty (OOC): A cleric who barely fucking heals. DM: So hopefully you wouldn't have to meticulously make a clockwork model. Tark (OOC): Hey! Nathaniel (OOC): You think that Tark would not resurrect Rosaline? Tark (OOC): Oh, in a heartbeat. Nathaniel (OOC): In a fucking heartbeat. Hunt (OOC): Yep. DM: Yeah. Marigold (OOC): If he has some diamonds, maybe. Thinking about that, do we have diamonds? Hunt (OOC): Yeah Tark has diamonds. Moriarty (OOC): Oh yeah. Marigold (OOC): Oh cool. Tark (OOC): Of course I do. Hunt (OOC): He spent a ton of money getting diamonds. Tark (OOC): It's fine. I made that up and then some. Nathaniel (OOC): *laughs* DM: He has a job. Hunt (OOC): Yeah. DM: Unlike the rest of you.
#D&D mischief#Relni campaign#Relni Recap#Relni Chapter 46#ethan... cleric ≠ healer#invest in healing potions#Tark is a damage dealing cleric#why do you think Hunt's been trying to get healing potions#so ya'll have a reliable method of healing while the clerics fuck shit up#let's be real. the most you'll get out of Hunt is that she stabilizes you#she might keep a healing spell in her back pocket#but that will only be used in case of DIRE emergency because she has precious few spell slots#I know it's been a while but Tark did ask the group if anyone wanted to be brought back if they died in the Feywild#so he has diamonds
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