nezumiicraft
nezumiicraft
🐀ネズミクラフト🐈‍⬛️
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hihi!!! im ranpo (he/it maverique)fuck it special intrest url era
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nezumiicraft · 4 hours ago
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When u get jailed after ur bath because mommies are evil and mean etc
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nezumiicraft · 5 hours ago
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wof whiteout understands me like nobody else
synaesthesia only being know as Colors BrainWeird is so stupid enless people without it can also not-hear the closedistant cracking ice and not-feel the softness
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nezumiicraft · 5 hours ago
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synaesthesia only being know as Colors BrainWeird is so stupid enless people without it can also not-hear the closedistant cracking ice and not-feel the softness
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nezumiicraft · 5 hours ago
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Mori finally bans toys from all mafia meetings after Dazai and Chuuya got bored at a very important negotiation and initiated a water gun fight with each other. Bringing game consoles was already pushing it, but the water guns were the last straw.
This backfires however, when at the next meeting they both attend, Dazai once again gets bored and just pulls out an actual gun and starts shooting at Chuuya. Who catches the bullets with his ability and proceeds to pelt Dazai with them in return.
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nezumiicraft · 6 hours ago
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ok FINE 1 million year long intrest url seince my brain wants to be stupid about colors
messed around to much and now i have ecology 🎺🐀
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nezumiicraft · 6 hours ago
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You can tell a lot about the health of a civilization by their warning signs. Places with a lot of dumb folks will have very broad, very dumb warnings in public. "No feeding the birds." "Stop swimming in this drainage pond." That kind of thing.
Advanced civilizations have very precise signs. They've covered the bases of their regular, run-of-the-mill idiots, and now they're working hard to cover that other end of the bell curve: the talented idiot. When I was in Germany last time, there was a big warning sign that consisted of a 76-letter-long word that means "stop bothering this particular goose, Sven." I don't know who Sven was, but the goose looked pretty calm. It worked.
Now, I have a secret to tell you. You can just make your own signs. There's no law against it, except perhaps "littering," and the municipal sign factory doesn't have very good security. If you show up there past close and put in the door code that you shoulder-surfed off one of the employees returning from lunch a week prior, you have all night to fuck around with their sign-printing machine, making the most official-looking placards you can think of.
Is this wrong? I don't think so. It's a public space, and being able to put up an aluminum sign that says wacky crank shit is your right. For instance, just last week, I banned pickup trucks from parking by the playground. The cops figured out something was going on, because they didn't get any calls for toddlers getting backed over for a couple of days and sent a patrol truck to investigate. Took my sign right down.
What I discovered after that is that nobody keeps records of what signs are supposed to be there. Why would anyone put up a sign for no reason? They cost money, after all. The city is now suing the shit out of that officer for stealing the "no trucks" sign, thanks to an anonymous tipster who called in the theft. Guy wearing a reflective vest came by and put like four more of them up after the lawsuit made the news, just out of spite. I'm not entirely sure if he's actually a city worker; we ran into each other at 3am at the sign factory and just grunted. He was working on some really crazy signs about not feeding a particular swan. Probably German.
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nezumiicraft · 6 hours ago
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LOOKING AT YOU WITH MY GIANT EYES AND WAGGING MY TAIL
i need to get a tattoo gun so bad
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nezumiicraft · 6 hours ago
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messed around to much and now i have ecology 🎺🐀
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nezumiicraft · 7 hours ago
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every time i eat a bunch of apples in 1 day i think about scooter ate 473 persimmons in 14 days
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nezumiicraft · 7 hours ago
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i wwould be such a sus tattoo artist like hi the only thing on my skin is birthmarks and scars (and clothes but thats not the on you mean) and i have no boss or paycheck to make me to do a good job are you intrested in being very still while i repetatly stab you with unremovable ink??
i need to get a tattoo gun so bad
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nezumiicraft · 7 hours ago
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i need to get a tattoo gun so bad
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nezumiicraft · 8 hours ago
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I went to the store the other day and there was a guy in the corner with his girlfriend pretending to choke her out and she seemed like she was into it and all but like it took a serious amount of effort as a bystander to not go over there and tell him his technique was dangerously shit
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nezumiicraft · 9 hours ago
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Litterally me if anybody cares
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nezumiicraft · 11 hours ago
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sweetratsofmine on ig
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nezumiicraft · 12 hours ago
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qhh fuck <- in the loudclan-clangen artstyle
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nezumiicraft · 1 day ago
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why does recording software hate meeeeeeee~🎶
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nezumiicraft · 1 day ago
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base is repainted ! YIPPE
i want to model but Scary Animateing page is telling me to stonehearth desert run
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