#‘The Idiot Speaking��� || OOC

[god-offical]

Is it fine for me to be Christian, and be proud that I'm christian, and still enjoy this blog and how it mocks the stupid Christians?

yeah ofc!

[very-accomplished-backstabber]

YOUR SON IS GOING TO DIE RED SNIPER IS BEATING HIM

If the team needs me they know where I'll be.

[general-kalani]

He has fell.

Send help.

[fvnnythiings]

been bouncing between here & angel & just trying to find the motivation — but i felt the need to share that i was thinking abt jax’s potential real name, & i was wondering if it would be similar to ‘jax’ in any capacity & the idea of ‘jackson drake’ briefly came to me until i remembered that’s. literally the middle & last name of one of batman’s robins

[marshalforgotten]

Honestly, Linda Belcher in this one scene is Alkebu-lan keeping her human guise in tact.

[harpershigh]

Every time @dvilsdesire calls Haarlep "LepLep" my mind automatically sings an old brazilian song that went viral a couple years ago called "Lepo Lepo" (translated lyrics under cut because it's extra funny)

Lepo Lepo — Psirico

Ah, I don’t even know what to do anymore

Flat broke, paycheck’s late as hell

(Ahh, I’ve got nowhere left to run)

Got evicted, the bank took my car too

Now I’m gonna go talk to her

Will she still want me like this?

Guess I’m about to learn the truth

Is it love or just the cash?

(Or maybe it’s loyalty)

I ain’t got no car

Ain’t got no roof

So if she sticks around, it’s ’cause she’s into

My ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Lepo Lepo

It’s so good when I

Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Do the Lepo Lepo

Ah, I don’t even know what to do anymore

Flat broke, paycheck’s late as hell

(Ahh, I’ve got nowhere left to run)

Got evicted, the bank took my car too

Now I’m gonna go talk to her

Will she still want me like this?

Guess I’m about to learn the truth

Is it love or just the cash?

(Or maybe it’s loyalty)

I ain’t got no car

Ain’t got no roof

So if she sticks around, it’s ’cause she’s into

My ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Lepo Lepo

It’s so good when I

Ra ra ra ra ra

Do the Lepo Lepo

[seashanties]

sol!! hear me out: the cross guild but its ran like the yakuza

[habitual-creatures]

[ a sticky note appeared on Evans left arm with quick handwriting that said: “Sorry for leaving, there is more brownies on the counter! Sorry again dad, love you” ]

- 💜 anon

( I'm bored :3 We r reviewing for out test in science rn )

Ooh. Brownies. Hi, sticky Xia.

[lorenatural]

Wes Hæl- Angels, Devils and Man's-kin and Others- I'd will that yall me hear

It is as a walker of the Mark that I, by heart's will and against mind's best judgement, come now here to yall story-players. I before last summer's heat was amid many who watched the doings of two heaven's-kin, one long ago fallen, that serpent who in eden then was. Those who watched all seemed well to me to be kind and good-hearted, great of craft on song and spell and dream, of cloths worn and held, of paint and pencil, and what we held was good, and of love.

Two summers afore now, within this tale sorrow was brought by the Metatron- I know him well, the bastard - who just as ten years ere brought his same ill-council to that same angel, Serpent's-Friend, Serpent's-Heart-Holder, he who by Heaven is prized and would Heaven mend, Earth-Walker Beholden to None and Half-Hidden from all, a bright fool by any name. Then from this the Serpent again from his love was parted with strange tricks, and that angel Appolyon again walks earth, and even aside the story, by some strange chance, those same two singers, the Song-Twisters who words of other songs change- that same pair sang in this foul season that, ten years before it, sang in my own dark-eyed time, though too short it was, by that Metatron's hand. Funny how it is... truly all devils such as myself will return in ten years' time- know you that.

And yet near one year from when sorrow broke the spell within, far greater broke it from without. It is many times seen that those of mankind who speak as God are in soul and mind and behind locked doors a most true evil- and this summer past, all us who listened to one such man learned that the evil of such men strays even far from faith or from the churchdoor. In this and after I saw the great-minded and full-hearted people I once watched with turned wretched- wracked in grief, some their souls stained by staying with their now-evil stories, others, fast and first to break full-free, sank soon as low in tearing down those who stayed, hurling death-messages and denying their friends-turned-foes' place among mankind for their ill loyalty. And many more drifted at as many places between, unsure, myself among them. And again at this winters' depth these truths and this evil was made more known, and again to wreck we were. Now there are shreds of this great group I once moved among.

Now- to go back within the story- it is against my mind and a bit of my heart, truly, that I do this. But I remember when we sang of love.

It is us who do not deserve to shatter ourselves against some man's cruelty- know all yall that. That angel Serpent's-Friend- or perhaps the Serpent himself by his own friend's name- ten-and-some years before now gave me a favor that I may never repay in my long life- a life greater to me than my own was returned. As now, the Metatron had with that same ill-council Serpent's-Friend, and Appolyon, and an other angel turned to evil things in guise of Heaven's mending, and as now Heaven was against much grief dashed and wrecked.

Now, as then, I come to you as a Child of Cain, Walker of the Mark, That Demon Who At Water's Edge Would Dwell, Mere-Born, Knife-Ready, Flesh-Tooth-Stained, Earth-Hearted, Keeper of the Hearth in that Under-Earth-Hidden Cave-Hall of Monster-Slayers Past, Fatherless Road-Wanderer, God-Fighter, Theomacha, Elder of Two Together-Told, Mother of Many, Mother of That Most-Famous Cursed Giant Who God's Ire Holds. As payment for Serpent's-Friend's own gift to me I offer to guide yall well through the Mark, from your own evil-written story and to less-stained lands, as I myself fled my own death five winters ere.

I remind you that no part of Eden, nor the Serpent, nor the Fall, nor Revelations nor Metatron, were by that evil man written. These names and story-roads to all are open, and many other names for Heaven-kin and Hell-kin and all those around them as well are given freely to yall for using. And by my own self can you see that well into newer days things have been written that are all-by-chance well close to this Omens'-tale. Especially I would tell you of some stories of the Fair Folk, the Good People, aós Sidhe, however yall may call them. Many well-lettered men have written that at least some of these Good Folk come of angels who fell at Earth's earliest, but having not the evil for Hell yet not the good for Heaven, were instead bound to earth in some unhuman yet roughly man-shaped being, to live their hedonistic ever-dances.

If you can, with strength of will and names new and no threads remaining to bind you to that evil man's words, make yourselves free of him- then through the Mark I, gladly and with much hope in heart, invite you to join them or any other in the endless winding-places of story. Please- hear me- we all deserve better than this.

[mars-ipan]

green day was really really fun and probably one of those nights you remember for the rest of your life :) we watched howl’s moving castle when we got back (i’d never seen it!) and i understand why everyone wants howl bad. i do too

[hedxnism]

hi, i’ve been mia for a bit, i work in accounting so end of the year/end of the months are always very hectic and since october it’s been so insane (i’ve worked nearly 45 hours this week and I’m only 3 days in) not to mention the holidays and my own seasonal depression shit and being sick so 🙃 we are thriving over here.

i’m not going anywhere though but… january will probably when i come back around to write. i completely get of things want to be dropped but ill work on things when i have the brain capacity to do so. at least i have a laptop to write on when i do come back!

[helluva-hazbins]

TEAL = We have a lot in common

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

See what your followers think of you.

Heck, wouldya look at this? You try'na make my night better or somethin'?

- cuz ya did.

[indestructiblelittlefuckers]

[I think the only reason I feel less mad about Izzy's death is because I have deluded myself to believe that he is coming back in s3 (and that there will be s3) and that his death affects the characters as much as it affects my Ed & Stede. denial & clowning are the best states to live in, let me tell you]

[harpershigh]

It's still Munday SO

make this picrew of yourself take this uquiz

Tagged by @rubistella

Tagging @starsofnyx , @marigoldbaker , @bigdingus1234 , @yeehawitsjakee and @demonwebs

[shadowofthehost]

✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ✦ʚ♡ɞ✦

//I'm seeing people answer these with blogs so I will follow suit lol I have so many so I am going to try not to go nuts with this (I definitely am not going to get to all of the beans)

@sinnerxroulette Nemo and I have been writing together since before I even joined this fandom. We have so much going on with all our muses it is hard to pick just one to focus on and they are just my favorite bean

@nohalosinhell (and their Alastor I just can't remember what the blogs name is right now lol) Axel is a great mun. They're sweet and so much fun to write with when we get the chance. I adore all their muses from goofy dad to grumpy spood and Sasha the hellhound is precious

@arachn0philia Golds always down to yes and and be a chaos goblin and their Angel is one of my favorite Angels to see on the dash

@a-hazbin-spider Raptor is such a delightful bean their Angel is a cutie and equally filled with chaos and they spoil me with my boy all the time they are right up there on the fave spood list

@voxiiferous (and their OC blog too I just can't remember it's name currently) Bug is so much fun to write with when we have the chance their Vox is one of my faves and their OC couple is so great (Voxs PA and her little cannibal wife are goals)

@because-i-simp Akari has so many ding dang blogs that you've probably interacted with at least 3 of them by now lol They write so many muses and I love each and every one of the ones I have interacted with. They have great OCs as well that deserve all the love

There is so many others I can think of but I can't add more to the list or I will be going on forever.

Honestly everyone is a lot of fun to interact with and I love everyone's OCs and muses and their relationships with Astor and even Pierre even though that's my other blog lol

Also I love all the art you guys do!! You're all so talented and I love to see it

[habitual-creatures]

1 W1LL T3AR Y0U L1MB T0 L1MB 1F Y0U 3V3R SAY THAT SH1T AGA1N.

▻ 🖤💨 / SMOKE

Whaaat? What'd I dooooo?