#the general speaks

[general-kalani]

With my work not giving me shifts for the past 6+ weeks (for some reason, I still don't know why), here's a better Ko-Fi list of what I do, for how much, the goal I have right now, AND the deal that's going on right now (that may be permanent).

Reminder that my prices are in Australian.

Goal: The goal I have up right now on the Ko-Fi is $150 for a new monitor with my paypal currently having $28 on it.

Deal: The deal I have on hand however makes it much more worthwhile for bang for your buck! You buy say 200 icons, you get 200 free! No limitations. So whatever you see listed, just double it in your mind.

Dislaimer: I do not offer refunds, I prefer to keep constant communication with the buyer and I tend to stream on discord to the buyer to see in real time what they want and what they don't want.

Ko-Fi listings: Whenever you're too lazy to add a new muse to your list and write up a bio for it, you have the Character biographies! Being $10 per character you can say good bye to worrying about. (On google docs only, I can enable editing however if you feel I did smth wrong, you want to add something in, etcetc).

Anime content is for those who just want gifs or icons based on their favourite character from an anime like Legend of the Galactic Heroes or Macross. This is $5 per three gifs, $1 per 100 pictures(unedited) OR 1 icon.

Greg Bryk content is the same, but just for one specific actor: Greg Bryk! $5 per three gifs, $1 per 100 pictures(unedited) OR 1 icon, you can also specify what show, movie, game, and whatever else he might've been in for these gifs and pictures/icons.

Voice acting is something I'm tentative on but willing to offer, doing $1 per line you just let me know what you're using it for and I'd love to see how it goes when used!

The Walking Dead content is the same as anime and Greg Bryk content, but can be split between the show and comics! The show however will be the only one to get gifs as the comics do not move since they're pictures. $5 per three gifs, $1 per 100 pictures(unedited) OR 1 icon.

Gifs (non-specific) are for things that don't exactly fall under anything else I have in my listings. Can be done for miscellaneous movies, games or tv shows (Spirit, Atlantis, Stargate, Babylon 5, etc) $5 per two gifs.

Dinosaur gifs are one of the cheapest options for gifs on the listings at $1 per 1 gif, it's super cheap as I love dinosaurs and I will absolutely grab more content when necessary regarding it.

Character pictures & icons are for things not already listed on the listings such as games, episodes of shows, movies, etc. Done at $10 per 200 pictures and $1 per icon.

Writing is something I'm very familiar with and as such, it's $1 per 5 words. If I go over the limit I will not ask for repayment, as it means whatever you prompted me with I had fun with it! I do not accept however NSFW in the form of smut.

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... Ok so I'm extremely late to this actually LMFAO, thank y'all for the 400+ follows???

And you know WHAT I'm gonna do a give away again. Mutuals only again just because I'm a shy guy jwkahdka

ALL YOU GOTTA DO: Like this post and be a mutual. It'll count as two entries (I will be using the wheel of names)

Can be gifs, can be icons, whoever wins I will be dm'ing them in private and then make an announcement about who won as well.

I will also be letting this run for a week or so-

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New goal out! Still a 2 for 1 deal going on as well so enjoy that <3

The goal will be changed as life goes on so it's just a placeholder.

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TWD really said "put that man in the fucking smoke" and they were right he did look cute in it.

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Guys.

Fellas.

Far Cry 6 Joseph dlc is insane

The Voice clearly ships Joseph/Dep lets be honest here-

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FELLOW GREG BRYK FANS I have set up my kofi with an option to get your own Bryk content from anything he's done thus far PLUS modded Far Cry 5!

Extremely cheap as $5 per 3 gifs, $1 per 100 pics or per 1 icon (your specific parameters of course with the icons)

Plus a deal at the moment as all money goes to the washing machine my parents had to go get. The deal being you buy one, you get the two. $5 per 3 gifs being $5 per 6 while this deal is on!

Support if you wish, have fun if you're interested in this or anything else I have on offer.

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Aught HERE is a better post than the one I did a few hours ago:

Y'all wanna follow some wonderful blogs for Far Cry 5 content that to art and writing??

-> @kohvan is an incredible writer, they even offer free writing for ideas they're interested in OR for a piece of art. Worthwhile trade!!

-> @chizups does outstanding art who ALSO makes free art if they really like the outfit description. They're also a really nice person <3

-> @tokillaking13 is also an artist and while I know they don't do free art (last I checked) when they post art it is the MOST detailed stuff I've seen!!! Totally worth checking out for yourself if you haven't followed them already.

Happy holidays everyone <3

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It took me this fucking long to realise that Dutch was part of the same Division as Jacob AND showcases his badges and shit in the starting area for his bunker-

Anyway hope this helps some people in case they missed it like me LMFAO-

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New goal on the Ko-Fi set up

You can ask for nearly anything from me on it and if I don't have it on offer, you can dm me or send me an ask on anon if you're not comfortable with dms to request or ask about something.

I do already have money in my paypal but I'm considering that personal use rather than the $300 that's going to the fam that's on the goal.

It's in AUD but I'll accept anything.

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HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEARS FROM ME BOYS-

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Please let him have a gun. He'll handle it responsibly!!

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I am also very scared at the prospect that an artist I follow might get into UT and draw it and/or draw Joseph's au in it oh GOD-

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So I got a new dress for my girl, instantly made the outfit match around it

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{ Picrew nicked from @kaiju-crimson-storyandask }

What I'd like to think my girl Apexartemis would look like if I was allowed to customise her more than I'm allowed to in game-

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The gif of Tarantulas no one needed, yet desperately wanted:

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He's so fucked up your honour