#‘’🥺 look at me honey. 🥺 this isn’t you. you wouldn’t do this 🥺 you’re not eveil baby you wouldn’t do this 🥺

[devils-little-sista]

I want Nico to be goofy silly murderous bloody crazy. Like Stu Macher from Scream. That’s the kind of cracked and insane I want Nico to be. I want that to happen to him in tsats. It would be the best kind of character development for him. It’s what he deserves. And I want the same for Percy to be Billy Lumis. And I want them to be a couple. I want dark Percico.

[meowzfordayz]

conversations

Author’s Note: silly and sweet (and mildly sarcastic) convos. 😆🥰

conversations

Hashira x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~2,000

CW: explicit language

~faqs~

These are just lil convos I imagine occurring between various characters and Reader. 💞

In specific regards to Shinobu’s convo: she isn’t policing Reader’s diet!!!!! Hers is predominantly inspired by my own sweet tooth 😋, and how I often tell my irl bf to not let me buy candy when we go grocery shopping (similar to reminding myself that I don’t need x, y, or z when I’m window shopping; I’d spend way too much $ otherwise 😂🥴).

+ I wasn’t sure how to format this fanfic (I recognize the Character: | Reader: format gets repetitive) since I couldn’t rely on italics/bold bc I also use them to provide emphasis in the convos themselves, so pls and ty bear w/ me! 🤓

in the dining room; eating lunch

Zenitsu: You forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich. 😕

You: 🤨

Zenitsu: Are you mad at me? 🙁

Zenitsu: I’m sorry! ☹️

Zenitsu: I love you!!!!! 😭

You: Baby, Zenitsu, honey! I’m not mad at you! 

Zenitsu: But the crust… 😔

You: Are you kidding me? 😐

Zenitsu: … no? 🥲

You: Would you like me to cut off the crust? 🙃

Zenitsu: YES! 😍

You: 🫥

Zenitsu: Please? 🥹

You: I love you more than I should. 🙄

Zenitsu: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 😥😖

You: You’re actually the most dramatic person I know. 😃

Zenitsu: I have feelings! 😭 I am a sensitive man! 😭

You: I know, I know. 🫠 I love you. 🥰

Zenitsu: As much as you should? 🧐

You: As much as I should. 😁

Zenitsu: I love you. 🩷

You: I love you too. 🩷🩷

Zenitsu: I love you too, too. 🩷🩷🩷

You: I love you too times three. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Zenitsu: That’s cheating. 😒

You: I’m not saying “too” three times. 

Zenitsu: You’re gonna have to say it fives times after I say I love you too, too, too, too. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

You: 😵

Zenitsu: 😭😭😭

getting dressed for the day; summertime

Inosuke: Let’s get a pet squirrel. 😁 

You: Let’s not. 🙃

Inosuke: You’re so boring. 😒

You: You’re so obnoxious. 😌

Inosuke: At least I’m fun! 😎

You: Sure, darling, let’s get a pet squirrel. 😃

Inosuke: REALLY?! 😱🤯🥳🥳🥳

You: Inosuke, squirrels aren’t pets!!!!!

Inosuke: But they could be… 🥹

You: N. O. No. 

Inosuke: I’ll pay for everything and take care of it.

You: I already do that. 🤗

Inosuke: 🤔

You: 😶

Inosuke: Did you just call me a squirrel?

You: Mhmmm. 🐿️

Inosuke: I wish I could climb trees like them. 💔😭

You: Do you really want a pet squirrel?

Inosuke: I guess not, but could we go to the park and look at ‘em? ☺️

You: We can do that. ☺️

Inosuke: Do you want a pet? 

You: Are we ready for that?

Inosuke: Babe, we’re ready for anything.

You:

Inosuke: I mean it. I love you.

You: I love you too, Inosuke. I love you too.

in bed; a sunny Sunday morning

You: Hey love?

Gyomei: Hey what?

You: Would you love me more if I was a cat? 😻

Gyomei: 🤨

You: 👀

Gyomei: Of course not.

You: Sooo you would love me less? 😒

Gyomei: You’re putting words in my mouth. 

You: So if an evil witch turned me into a cat, you would love me less. 😒

Gyomei: When did I ever say that?

You: You admit it! 😭

Gyomei: ?????

You: Meow meow. 🥺😔😖

Gyomei: I would love you more! 😁💖

You: YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IF I WAS A CAT? Fine, Gyomei. I’ll just go find a cat to replace me, Himejima-loves-cats-more-than-me-Gyomei. 😭😭😭😭😭

Gyomei: ??????????

in the kitchen; cooking dinner

You: Kaburamura needs a hat. 🤗

Obanai: No.

You: How about sunscreen? 🥺

Obanai: His face is perfectly fine in the sun.

You: But his pretty scales…

Obanai: You want to buy him a hat. 🤨

You: Correction, I want to make him a hat. A snake hat.

Obanai: A condom for his head.😐

You: You said it, not me.

Obanai: Kaburamura does not need a condom.

You: 🙃

Obanai: 😐

You: Pleeeease???! ☹️

Obanai: Whatever. Just don’t come crying when it immediately falls off.

You: I’ll tape it to him. 😌

Obanai: YOU WOULDN’T.

You: With… Snake-t, tape. 😏

Obanai: 😬

You: Y’know, Duck-t tape, but Snake-t ta-

Obanai: Just stop.

walking outside; a brisk spring day

Tanjirou: You’re so beautiful. 🥰

You: You’re so cheesy.

Tanjirou: You love cheese! 😋

You: I do. I love you a lot. 🥰

Tanjirou: Ooh, now who’s being cheesy?! 😉

You: I’m getting cold. 🥶

Tanjirou: You’re wearing three layers???

You: I can still get cold with three layers on. ☹️

Tanjirou: Do you want my jacket? 😁

You: It might not fit over my three layers.

Tanjirou: How about you swap me your thinnest layer for my jacket?

You: Tanjirou, I can’t just take off my t-shirt, right here, right now. 🤨

Tanjirou: But you’re so beautiful. 😌

You: That’s so far from the point.

Tanjirou: Piggyback ride? I can get us home faster. 😎

You: Is that a challenge? 🧐

Tanjirou: You want to race home instead? 👀

You: Nah. 💀

Tanjirou: Piggyback? 🤗

You: I bet you can’t carry me all the way back.

Tanjirou: Was that a challenge? 😏

You: You’re gonna be cooking dinner tonight. 😃

Tanjirou: I cook dinner most nights? 🙃

You: Again, so not the point. 😒

Tanjirou: That’s it. You’re shivering. All aboard the Tanjirou Train! 🥰

You: You’re so silly. 🥹

Tanjirou: There’s nobody around. 🥰

You: You’re still silly. 💞

gazing at the stars through a mesh ceiling; camping

You: It’s late. 🥱

Mitsuri: But I want to stay up forever with you. 🥺

You: That doesn’t sound too healthy. 😅

Mitsuri: Let me be cute. 🥺

You: You’re the cutest. 🥰

Mitsuri: Thank you for going camping with me.

You: Thank you for setting everything up.

Mitsuri: Thank you for getting all the bug bites for me. 🤭

You: You should thank me again 😒, they’re so itchy. 😭

Mitsuri: Thank you times a billion! 🤪💖

You: I love you. 

Mitsuri: I love you more.

You: Most.

Mitsuri: You see those stars? 🌌

You: There’s a bunch.

Mitsuri: More than a bunch.

You: Definitely.

Mitsuri: That’s how much I love you. 💙

You: More than a bunch? 

Mitsuri: I love you more than a bunch. 💙💙

You: A bunch of stars. 🥹

Mitsuri: Is what I see when I look at you.

You: We’re delirious. 🥴

Mitsuri: Deliriously in love.

You: I think the sky is getting brighter. 🫣

Mitsuri: We should get some sleep.

You: I was trying to say that ten seconds ago.

Mitsuri: Let me take care of you. 🥺

You: Kanroji Mitsuri, I’ll let you do anything.

Mitsuri: You mean it?

You: I mean it. You’re the meaning.

Mitsuri: I feel like that was supposed to be super romantic, but I’m too tired to understand anything right now. 🤗

You: Same.

Mitsuri: For what it’s worth, you’re also the meaning. 💞

You: We are, The Meaning.

Mitsuri: The Meaning. 😃

You: Oh jeez, we really need to sleep. 😵‍💫

Mitsuri: C’mere, scoot your sleeping bag closer. Sleepy times! 😴💘

searching for pancakes ingredients; a cloudy Saturday

You: We’re out of milk. 😞

Shinobu: So make something else? 

You: You won’t go to the store with me? 🥺

Shinobu: With you? 🧐

You: I mean, I wasn’t going to make you fetch my milk alone. 😃

Shinobu: Surprising. 🙃

You: Hmpf. 😒

Shinobu: I would’ve done it. ☺️

You: Shinooobu, my loveliest love, could you go buy some milk for me? 🤗

Shinobu: You won’t go to the store with me? 🙃😉

You: Using my own words against me. ☹️

Shinobu: Absolutely. 😈

You: Are we going to go buy milk or not? 

Shinobu: Or not.

You: Shinobu! 😭

Shinobu: I retract my previous statement. 😅 Let’s go buy milk.

You: Yay! 😍🥳🥳🥳

Shinobu: Do we need anything else?

You: Sugar. 😋

Shinobu: Actually? 🤨

You: We always need sugar. 😋😋

Shinobu: Incorrect.

You: Booooo. 😭😭😭

Shinobu: You’re about to make pancakes. You don’t need candy too.

You: But-

Shinobu: There’s ice cream in the fridge. 🍦

You: WAIT. 😳

Shinobu: ???

You: Ice cream equals dairy equals if we melt it then we could use it as milk?! 🫨🤯

Shinobu: 🤔

You: 😶 Shinobu: I don’t think that’s quite right. 🤓

You: Wanna try?! 🧫🧪

Shinobu: … how about you stay here and try while I go out and buy the real deal. 😌

You: Okay! 😁

cuddling on the couch; a cozy winter evening

You: Would you love me if I farted?

Kyojuro: You fart all the time.

You: 😒

Kyojuro: And I obviously love you. ☺️

You: Good.

Kyojuro: What kind of man would I be if I did not love farting?

You: 😶

Kyojuro: Wait-

Kyojuro: That came out-

Kyojuro: You know what I meant. 😖

You: I love you so much. 😂💘

Kyojuro: I fart too. 🤗

You: I’m aware.

Kyojuro: What if I farted and blamed it on you? 👀

You: I would love you a little less. 

Kyojuro: Truly?

You: 🙃

Kyojuro: 😔

You: You would do that to me?! 😭

Kyojuro: … no! 🥴😃

in the bathroom; getting ready for bed

You: I have a headache. 🥺

Sanemi: You always have a headache.

You: Yeah, ‘cause I have you. 🤭 Ooh, burrrn, tssst. 🔥

Sanemi: 🙄

You: 😎

Sanemi: You’re the worst.

You: Says the worstest. 😉

Sanemi: Are you finished insulting me? 😒

You: Not even close. 😇

Sanemi: Well I’m finished being insulted. 🙃

You: Aww, is someone feeling… sul-ty? 🧂

Sanemi: 😃

Sanemi: Yes. 😐 Sul-tier than the sea. 😐

You: I love you! 🥰

Sanemi: I love you too.

You: Hehehe. 😌

Sanemi: Nobody actually says “hehehe”. 🤓

You: You’re stupid.

Sanemi: ???

You: Because I literally just said, hehehe. 😝

Sanemi: Go away. 😭

You: No.😁

Sanemi: Shoo. 

You: I refuse. 😁

Sanemi: 😭

You: 😁

Sanemi: You’re the worst-er-est. 😑

lying side by side on the bedroom rug; a lazy afternoon

You: We should go swimming. 🌊

Giyuu: It’s snowing outside. 🙃

You: We should go swimming! 🌊🌊

Giyuu: The nearest body of water isn’t within walking distance. 🤨

You: We should drive somewhere to go swimming! 🌊🌊🌊

Giyuu: You’ll freeze to death. 😔

You: We can bring hot rocks and heat the water first! 😁

Giyuu: Where are we getting the rocks from, and how are we getting them hot? 

You: The basement! 🤓

Giyuu: Furthermore, how will we transport rocks that are apparently hot enough to heat a body of water large enough for swimming without burning ourselves and our car? 🤔

You: With lots of love. 🥰

Giyuu: What do you actually want to do? 🙃

You: Go swimming? 🥺

Giyuu: … would you like me to prepare a bath for us? 

You: 👀

Giyuu: 👀

You: Sure! 😍 That’s a great idea. 🥳 Thanks babe! 

Giyuu: You’re so weird. 🥲

You: I looove yoouuu. 😘❤️

Giyuu: I love you too. 🥹

lounging around the living room; deciding on a movie to watch

Tengen: Fuck you. 😌

You: No, fuck you. 😒

Makio: Fuck you both. 🥴

Hina: Already have. 😎

Makio: ... you win. 🙃

Suma: Do I win too? 🥺

You: Sure. ☺️

Tengen: We’re all winners. 😃

Hina: I mean, technically, yes, but that isn’t the point. 😐

Tengen: Fuck. You. Too. 😞

Suma: I’m a winner! 🥰

You: Let’s pick something before Hina falls asleep. 🤭

Hina: Please. 😭

Makio: You always miss the middle. 😆

Hina: And then Suma wakes me up for the end with her snoring. 😴

Suma: Heyyyyy! ☹️

Tengen: I believe it was my turn to choose? 😎

You, Hina, Makio, and Suma: NO.

[cowgurrrl]

Love you writing - so I have a request please! Joel taking the twins and Sammy trick or treating. Him just trying to wrangle 3 wild nuggets. I image the girls in this scenario being like 4/5. I also love the ideas of the girls being little weirdos and just picking odd costumes like the Nun or Michael Myers. They have of course never watched either movie.

I love this!! I changed it around a little but this idea made me giggle. Thank you for the request and the sweet words 🥺❤️

I’m Just Ken

Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader

Summary: A Halloween fashion show with the Millers [~700]

Warnings: horror movie characters, delusion, a surprise at the end

“What is my daughter wearing?” You ask unceremoniously as you walk into the bedroom. Joel is sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling his boots off, and he chuckles at your question like he’s been waiting for it all day. 

“Your daughter picked out her own costume at Spirit Halloween and wouldn’t take no for an answer.” He says. The insinuation that it was your stubbornness that passed to Violet and put you in this situation is not missed.  

“So you let our four-year-old buy a Michael Myers mask and jumpsuit as her Halloween costume?” 

“You didn’t even see what the other one picked out.” He laughs, and you scrub a hand down your face. 

“Joel…” you sigh as you walk back down the hallway to ask Sophia to show you what she picked out for Halloween. Sure enough, she comes up with a black robe and a Scream mask. 

“Me and Vi are gonna match!” She exclaims from behind the white, permanently screaming mask. You take a deep breath before crouching down to her level. 

“Baby, do you know what this mask is from?”

“No, but look!” She smiles as she pushes a button, and fake blood spills down from the top. “Cool, right?” Her excitement is heartbreaking, and you don’t dare to tell her no. 

“Very cool, honey,” you say. “There weren’t any other costumes you saw there that you liked?” 

“No, I like this one the best, and I get to match with sissy.” Almost as if on cue, a tiny Michael Meyers walks into the room, giggling like there’s no tomorrow. Normally, this would be any parent’s nightmare, but you can’t stop yourself from giggling right alongside them. 

“Alright, c’mere, you little freaks.” You say as you wrap the girls up in a big hug, smooshing their masks in the process. The girls snuggle into you before chasing each other around in the weirdest, cutest horror movie crossover you’ve ever seen.

“Mommy, you didn’t even say anything about my costume!” A voice whines from the doorway, and you look up to see Sam in a Mario costume, mustache and all. The snort leaves you before you can stop it. It’s insane how much he looks like Joel with the Mario stache on. Thank God Sammy isn’t fazed by your laughter and runs over to hug you, too.

“You look so handsome, bud!” You kiss his cheek. “You didn’t want a scary costume like your sisters?”

“No, those are way too scary for me!” He shakes his head like he’s proving his point, and you laugh again. 

“Did Daddy get a costume, too, or just you guys?”

“Daddy did get a costume.” Joel’s voice is the next one in the doorway, and when you look up, you cover your mouth with your hands and do your best to hide your laughing. There before you is your life partner of a little over a decade dressed as Mojo Dojo Casa House Ken, complete with the minx and everything. The kids all laugh and run over to Joel, climbing him like a tree, which he takes in stride. You knew Joel loved the Barbie movie— he loves anything you’re in— but this is a new feat. 

“No way they were selling that at Spirit.” You say as he tickles the little Mario and Ghostface. 

“They weren’t. I texted Greta bout a month or two ago and asked her if I could borrow it.” 

“You just texted one of the most successful female directors of our time and the woman who has signed my paychecks to ask if you could borrow a costume from a billion-dollar film?” 

“She thought it’d be funny.” 

“Mommy, are you gonna be Barbie again?” Violet asks excitedly, and you laugh.

“I guess so.”

“Sublime!” Joel yells. Halloween isn’t for another couple of days, but you wouldn’t be able to tell with all the screaming costume-clad children running around the playroom. They’re obviously excited, but once Daisy comes into the room wearing bumble bee wings, it’s over. The kids and Daisy run down the hallway, trying to “catch the Daisy Bee” and leave you and Ken alone. 

“You are absolutely ridiculous.” You say, but you’re smiling a little too big for it to be believable. 

“There are worse things.” He says as he leans down to kiss you, but you put a hand on his lips before he can.

“I love you, but I’m not kissing you while you’re dressed like my coworker.” 

“I’ll change.”

“Good idea,” you smile as he turns to leave, but you grab his hand before he can get far. “But if you happened to skip putting a shirt back on, that’d be cool, too.” 

“Whatever you say, Barbie.” 

TAGLIST: @abbyhaslongshorts @kiwiharrykiwi @sumsworldz @myloveistoolittle @anavatazes @marantha

[itsyourstarboy]

Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.5

First Part

AT LONG LAST.... THE STREAMER!HONEY HEADCANONS FINALE

Note: This may be the last part, but it is not the end of Streamer!Honey!!! Just the long-winded headcanon posts. I have more planned for the future ^^ mini-fics, shitposts, all sorts of shenanigans <3

—

The punch became a meme. Honey hates it, and Guy hates that Honey hates it.

But god if it isn’t hilarious.

It took a good few months for Honey to stop beating themself up over it, and now they are able to look back on it and laugh. They even have a GIF of the moment as an alert for gifted subs.

—

Charity streams!!! Honey loves doing them. It’s fun, and for a good cause.

And, though it’s fun, sometimes it can get out of hand.

It was meant to be a joke! But, before they knew it, they hit the donation goal...

♡♡♡♡♡♡

HFDJSFEJGGFJSK

IM FREAKING OUT

CANTWAITCANTWAITCANTWAIT

I can’t believe they’re actually doing this 🤭🤭🤭

I DONT KNOW IF MY GAY LITTLE HEART WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

The sound of the door opening made chat go mostly still.

Honey, very reluctantly with an embarrassed scowl on their face, stepped into camera view.

They stood stiffly, pondering how they ended up here. Here, on stream, in front of thousands of perfect strangers...

Wearing a maid outfit.

Not even a comfortable one! It was frilly, and itchy, and the skirt was way too fucking short.

OMFGNO I FCKING CANT-

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I CANT BREATHE

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

You look so cute!!!

THIS WAS SO WORTH THE MONEY

IM WHEEZING AND I CANT FIND MY INHALERR

HSGJJFHZJAHHAHAHAH

Oh 😳😳

WHY IT LOOK KINDA GOOD THO??

[HONEY’S] TOO HOT THEY KILLED SOMEBODY

“I hate everything,” Honey muttered, as they tried to tug the dress down. It was bad enough that it was so revealing, but it also wouldn’t zip up all the way.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

It would only get worse, however, as the next goal would add thigh highs.

And the one after that would add...

SAY NYA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

AaaaawwwWWWW WHAT A CUTE KITTY

You mean “right fucking meow?”

THEY LOOK SO PISSED LMAO

SAY NYA RIGHT FUCKING MEOW

They’re gonna kill us 😭����😭😭

IM QUEER

With what? Their wittle paws?? 😽😽

This is my phone lockscreen now

Simp

“Yeah, you all better enjoy this, ‘cause I’m never doing it again.”

Doubt it, this is the fastest we’ve ever raised money

NOOOOOOOOO

Still waiting for you to say nya

NYAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA

ITS THE CIIIIIIIIRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFEEE

“I’m not saying that.”

tf you’re not-

★someone donated $50★

SAY NYA BITCH

Honey heaved out a sigh that bordered a growl, and very blandly, ��nya.”

As Chat cheered and went practically feral, Honey could only be glad that this couldn’t possibly get any wors-

They froze as they heard the Jaws theme start playing.

“Oh f-”

HE’S HEEEERE

YEEEEEEEESS

HoneysHeaven: wowah 😳

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

HOLY CRAP SOMEONE TAGGED HIM ON TWITTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HoneyHeaven: hey there Honey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SOMEONE SNITCHED????

Honey braced their elbows on their desk and hid their face in their hands. “Go back to working.”

HoneysHeaven: I will if you promise to still be wearing that when I get home 👀👀

“I’m burning it as soon as this stream ends.”

NOO YOU CANT BURN IT YOU LOOK SO SEXYY 😩😩

The boy just wants to see you all dolled up Boo, let him have his treat

“The next 15 minutes are going to be hell.”

HoneysHeaven: oooh the next goal you put on a collar, hm? 😏😏

Guy ur killing even me rn

OH WAIT I JUST GOT GUYS USERNAME

HoneysHeaven: Honey can you send me like $70

“I am not sending you money.”

HoneysHeaven: awww cmon 🥺🥺 my break ends in 2 minutes I just want to see you in a collar

ITS FOR CHARITY

DONATE TO THE CAUSE

“I’ll put you in a collar,” Honey grumbled with their arms crossed tightly.

HoneysHeaven: wouldn’t be the first time 😉

HOW DO WE RAISE ANOTHER 500 IN 10 MINUTES

AYO WHAT????

—

Guy likes interrupting Honey’s streams unprompted. He loves seeing the smile on their face. The gentle one that they wear while doing what they love. It makes him want to smother them in kisses.

Sometimes when he does this, he forgets about the mask and glasses. There have been plenty of times where he’s nearly accidentally exposed his face to the world, and it gives his honey a mini heart attack each time.

Honey made the executive decision to rearrange their setup so that the door was no longer in view. That way, Guy could spontaneously enter as much as he pleased.

—

Honey was still streaming when Guy returned home from work. They had told him in advance that this stream would be dragging on a bit longer than normal.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

Honey looked up as they heard the door click open. Guy entered, waving a paper bag around.

“Honeeeey,” he sang, “I’ve brought you somethiiiiing.”

is that the boy i hear 👀👀👀

EVERYONE SHUT UP I NEED TO WITNESS THIS

DETROIT CAN WAIT THIS IS IMPORTANT

Honey eyed the bag skeptically as Guy drew closer, “should I be worried?”

“No,” Guy laughed, stopping right outside of the camera’s view. “I brought you donuts!”

“Ooh, really? What’s your motive?”

“Wha-? Motive!? Why do you think I would have a motive?”

Honey raised an eyebrow at their boyfriend and smirked.

Immensely offended, Guy scoffed, “what, am I not allowed to bring the most important person in my life a treat? Purely out of my own volition and the kindness of my heart?”

“I was joking before, but now I’m actually suspicious...”

“Just take the donuts, Honey,” Guy softly spoke with a warm smile, holding out the bag and leaning forward.

When Honey’s hand brushed against his own, Guy leaned closer, his other hand cupping the back of their neck. He held the bag up to hide his face from viewers as he placed a gentle kiss on his partners cheek.

Honey, growing ever more flustered, let out a nervous chuckle as they pushed Guy away and accepted the gifts.

AWWWWHDWSAIHDGDKDSBIDS

ITS HAPPENING

OMG

NO

DID HE KISS THEM??

WHERE IS THE CLIP I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN

When you’re so lonely you’re living vicariously through someone in your screen

UH YEAH THATS THE POINT

OF COURSE

I GOT THE CLIP I GOT IT

Chat wouldn’t stop talking about it for the entire rest of the stream.

And for the next 4 streams after that...

—

Chat knows that Guy is important to Honey. No other roommate of theirs has ever become such a big part of their life, everyone knows that they have to be something more.

They stopped bugging Honey about it after a year. It's just kind of common knowledge that these two have a lot of chemistry, but asking straight up about their relationship won't work.

Not that having an answer would change anything, Chat loves seeing how happy Honey is with Guy.

—

It took a little over a year for Honey to agree, but finally they are streaming a game with Guy!!

They're playing Raft. Honey in their streaming room, and Guy in the living room. They're communicating through discord, and Chat is having a blast.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

"Did you finish building that engine yet?" Honey asked, filling a chest with some items.

"No, I thought you were going to do it," Guy answered.

"I literally told you to go ahead and make one two minutes ago!"

"I was busy distracting the shark while you were scavenging all that shit underwater!"

We should get them couples counciling

Guy can't keep being shark bait ooh ah ah 😭😭

I still don't understand the point of this game

It's his destiny

Raft

raft

The point is raft

RAFT

"Honey, I think I'm dying. My hunger bar is low."

"Then eat something, we have plenty of food."

"I don't think I can make it back in time," Guy whined.

"Wh- where are you??"

You could practically hear Guy's pout, "I went back on the island because you were mad at me."

"I am not mad at you," Honey responded, exasperated, "where are you at on the island?"

"Uhmm... I'm in a place with lots of trees."

"Okay, I'm bringing you some shark meat."

"The shark is dead?"

"Yeah I killed it."

[HONEY] MOVE FASTER WE CANT LET HIM DIE

They are playing the game so wrong I am ripping my hair out

Tip: multiple sails will make you go faster

They can play however they want to 😡

The only right way to do anything is the [Honey] and Guy way

"Oh shi-" Guy started, "I'm dead."

"You're fiiine."

"No, my character just collapsed from hunger."

"Don't be dramatic, I'm almost there."

"I'm not being dramatic!! I died!!!"

"A little death never killed anybody."

Honey found Guy's character, limp on the ground, and picked him up.

"Alright, you big baby, I'll take you to the bed."

"Oooooh," Guy sang impishly, "you're carrying me to bed?"

"Yep."

"What are you gonna do with me once we get there?"

"When we get there, you are gonna build that goddamn engine!"

Upon arrival to the raft, Honey discovered something...

"Where the fuck is the bed??"

Guy coughed out a laugh, "oh, uhm- I might've taken it with me when I left."

"Why would you do that!?!?"

"Because you were mad at me!!!"

"I swear to god-" Honey dropped Guy's carcass on the raft and went to collect materials to make another bed.

"Honeeeeey," Guy whined, "this wooden floor is hard."

Honey sighed, "I'm making you a bed, hold on."

"Come lay underneath meeee."

AGDKSGAKBFK

Boi he wants them under him 👀👀

Can't believe they let Guy die, I'll never forgive them for this 😢🤧😖 /lh /j

Our boy really stepped up his flirting game 😳😳😳

Too bad [Honey] is too oblivious

They're not oblivious, they're an asshole

A distinct sound of sharp teeth chomping into their hard work caught Honey's attention.

"Fuckin' hell," they murmured, "the stupid shark is back."

"Hurry up making the bed and I can kill it," Guy offered.

"I thought you were making the bed," Honey retorted.

Guy scoffed, "Honey!!!!"

"I gotta stab the shark, hold on."

Cold blooded

Yeah

They don't deserve Guy I'm gonna kidnap him

That shark is an endangered species!!!

DoNT YOU DARE GUYNAP OUR BELOVED BOY

Finally, finally, Honey returned and placed Guy's character on the bed. He sprang up immediately.

Guy's cheerful voice started up, "yayyy, thank you Hone-" and was cut off with a yelp.

The shark had glitched through the bottom of the raft and attack Guy. It scared him half to death, but Honey?

Honey was laughing hysterically.

And it was music to Guy's ears.

Gasping for breath, they kept trying to say something, but continuously fell into a fit of giggles.

Guy was barely able to form his own words without laughing, trying to feign offense at his honey's joy in seeing him hurt. But hearing them laugh so heartily? He couldn't help but melt.

And he didn't want to just hear it, he wanted to see it.

"I'm coming to get you, Honey!" He announced, just before darting towards their room.

"No, no no!" They tried to object, but it was too late as Guy came bursting in.

They were in his arms and on the floor in an instant, tears streaming down their face as they tried to breathe.

Their face hurt from smiling, and they tried to calm down, but as soon as their breathing slowed Guy started to tickle them.

"Guy-! No!! Stop it!" They squealed and squirmed, but to no avail. Their previous laughing fit left them exhausted.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like we shouldn't be watching this

HES SO CUTE????

GUY FACE REVEAL!!!!!

EVERYONE SHIELD YOUR EYES

TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES THIS IS ILLEGAL

Wait I think I've seen him before!

When all settled down, Guy and Honey were nothing but a mess of tangled limbs on the floor, just barely out of frame.

"I love you, Honey," he said softly.

Honey smiled, "I love you too."

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When the couple realized that Guy was no longer anonymous, Honey made him start carrying pepper spray while he worked.

Gotta keep the boy safe.

The End.

A/N: Thank you for reading the Streamer!Honey series ♡ I've loved writing it, and it makes me so happy that you all loved it as well!

[aris-ink]

I know! But then again, when isn’t Tumblr tripping on all of us?! 😩 I knew if I said something yesterday night it literally wouldn’t have been coherent, so I figured now would be a safer bet in an ask because my brain was short circuiting last night 🏃🏻‍♀️ and that’s good, because I stand by it! (A dream for you as a writer). And I’ll try to tonight 😭💚 and you’re absolutely welcome, I’m glad it’s motivating because as I said I really do stand by it!! And I’m also glad that it made you happy, because that’s exactly how I felt last night discovering your blog and your fics! 💚 Really?! That’s fantastic you do!! And omg?!?!? I’m looking forward to it, I know it’ll be absolutely delightful and I’m super excited for this surprise 🥰 you’re welcome my lovely!! I’ll make sure I get some sleep later kfdskkdkf but ily too💝

gosh you're so cute!!!!!! 🥺❤️ I love you sm, thank you, I am sending you the biggest hug ever 💖 thank you sm honey and I REALLY hope you got some sleep 😭💕

now I have to come up with a tag for you? hmmm. hope you can handle me being sappy bc all of my tags are sgdhdhsh 💕

[makeupinthedrawer]

Chosen Family

authors note: i’m back😭😭 i’m sorry i hadn’t posted in forever☹️ i hope you enjoy this i really do🥺 i love you all so much!

upcoming content: so. much. fluff. literally just fluff. reader and niall’s daughter is adopted! also niall isn’t supposed to be famous in this one but it’s not so important lol

word count: 1.6k

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the twinkling lights strung across the wall, dimly illuminated the living room, the honeyed glow only contrasting with the street lights from the city below you, shining through the window. you really should get up and close the curtains, but you’d sank into the plush couch and it had yet to release you from its cloud like grip.

or maybe you just wanted to preserve this moment, fearing that even the slightest movement would break the bubble of pure happiness you’ve created. every inch of your and nialls flat had evidence of family on it. the three pairs of shoes at the door, the three dirty plates at the table, once covered in pizza, the boardgame taking up the living room floor, and the niall’s tender voice leaking out the bedroom door and into your heart.

the familiar story of the first harry potter lightly reached your ears, accompanied by a mess of giggles whenever niall changed accents for each of the different characters.

the fairy like laugh could only belong to your daughter.

you and niall had been trying for almost three years to adopt a daughter, having met your sweet lily a hear and a half ago. you two had instantly fallen in love and wanted to make her part of the little family the two of you created over the years.

little lily, nine years old standing at four feet four inches, with long brown hair that curled at the ends, scarily resembling nialls. and big eyes that took up half her face, the same shade as yours.

it was an easy decision to start a family, one of the many topics you and niall would whisper about tucked under his arm beneath the covers. it was also easy to come to the conclusion that you both wanted to adopt, thinking about how many children needed homes and how warm your flat was. yes it was small and the elevator was shotty, but it had a spare room. one with a view of the sea and the stars. and it had you two, who had more than enough love to give. 

“umph!” you groaned at the added weight on your back, yet reveled in the warmth and hardness of his chest. 

“you’re squishing me!” it was a muffled retort, but he heard you and rolled to the side so you were now sandwiched between the back of the couch and his front. shining blue pools immediately met your gaze and the emotion within them overtook you.

his eyes darted from your left eye to your right, then across the width of your nose, then your lips and back to your eyes again. these were the moments you lived for. the moments that were so quiet and so simple as you two just staring at each other, but it was something so uniquely niall. how he would be two inches apart from you yet his gaze held so much longing, and how when he finally did snap out of his trance, his lips would so gently press against your nose. these were the moments you missed from the stress of adoption papers and home checks.

“i can’t believe it.” was all he said.

“i know.” you did.

“i mean, she’s here to stay. like forever!”

kind hearted laughter escaped you at the look of pure disbelief on his face, as if he hadn’t spent the past month putting up shelves, buying dressers, and getting pretty much everything someone could sell him marketed towards a little girl.

“yup, that’s what we signed on for. no going back now, horan.”

he knew you were only kidding, yet even the mention of not having her shot a sense of dreading him “going back? i’d rather die. i don’t remember life without her.”

“same. i would use you as a human shield if it would protect lily.”

niall let out a large laugh at that, large hands grasping your waist, the tips of his fingers almost meeting in the middle.

“i wouldn’t expect anything less, darling.”

“did she go to bed yet?” you asked, aware of the silence coming from down the hall. how you were already so hyperaware of whatever she did shocked you, yet it was so natural. m

“mmm i’m actually supposed to be bringing you to her room.”

“oh?” you raised your brow in question.

“mm-hmm.” niall pressed a kiss to your cheek, leaving his lips to linger there as he whispered, “she reallt wanted her ma.”

with your faces pressed together. you smiles against his lips, eyes watery and niall could only look down at you as if you were an angel dropped from heaven and into his arms, onto his beat up couch.

“i think that’s you, my love.”

“it sure is!” you cried, throwing your legs over him and practically sliding across the hardwood floor in your socks to lily’s room.

you opened the door and was met with a quick yelp, as you saw lily snap the harry potter book closed and tucked it under her covers. 

with a fake gasp you made your wat over to her, “are you reading ahead, baby?”

the rose hue that dusted her cheeks gave her away immediately.

“don’t tell on me!” she pleaded, tiny hands grasping yours.

“don’t worry lil, he never has to know.” you said back, with a wink.

you and niall wanted her to refer to you as mom and dad at her own pace. lily’s young but smart, and when you and niall decided to adopt a nine year old instead of a baby, you knew they’d know you weren’t their real parents.

lily did it sometimes. like when you were able to pick her up from school sometimes before the adoption was official, her teacher told you she had been giddy over her “new mommy and daddy” coming to pick her up. but when it was just the three of you, sometimes it would slip out, but mainly she would call you by your first names or just not at all. it was understandable, but the both of you couldn’t wait until she called you mom and dad with ease.

“who never has to know?” niall’s deep irish voice broke the silence and lily gasped and held her comforter tighter. 

“nothing!” the two of you said in unison.

“what? you’re already keeping secrets from your da?” niall asked in fake surprise as he too squished onto her bed.

“n-no!” lily cried through giggles as niall attacked her with tickles!

“i think you are! i think you’re lying to daddy!” he spoke back, voice heavy with mirth yet so delicate around his precious girl.

“i-i- i’m not! i’m not lying to you, daddy!” lily let out through bursts of laughter. niall quickly relented and tugged her into his chest instead, pressing a long kiss to the top of her head. being a father came so naturally to him, as you knew it would. you noticed how protective he was of you when you two were just dating, so now that he had a wife and child, it was tenfold.

“good, i never want ya to keep things from me. unless you’re telling them to your ma. then that’s okay.” he spoke and lily nodded, resting her head on his chest and reaching her hand out to you, which you enveloped in your own. in this moment your whole family was connected as one, and you don’t think any of the three of you had ever been happier.

“it’s getting late, angel. i think you have to go to bed soon.”

a yawn left her as she rubbed her eye, snd behind her you saw niall’s face crumple in on itself at the cuteness of her tiny yawn.

“get some rest, petal.” niall cooed, kissing her forehead. when niall met lily he immediately started calling her petal, as “she was his flower.” and ever since lily has been totally enamored with the pet name.

niall clicked off the little lamp and the room fell dark, save for the night light. “good night lils, i love you.” you gently spoke, giving her one last kiss before beginning to stand. a tiny hand gripped your thigh that kept you there though.

“you guys should sleep here.” she requested, as if it was nothing but the pleading look in her eyes was enough to melt you both.

“you want us t-“

“okay!” you and niall said at the same time and before you could get your question out he was bent in the twin size bed with lily tugged on his chest, arms open wife for you to join them.

scrunching in with them was uncomfortable as you felt the press of lily’s hidden book against your back.

“oi! what… is… this doing here?” niall asked, reaching down and relieving your back of the sharp edges, but also revealing your secret.

lily gasped as if she had no idea how on earth that could get there! and you broke into laughter.

“well if its already there, can you read another chapter?“ she asked, peering up at your husband.

“i don’t know baby girl, its already reallh late.”

“please, da? so mommy can hear your different voices!” and that was what did it, as he started reading a second later, bicep keeping you pressed against his side.

and to the sound of niall’s different accents that you’ve heard millions of times, the wafting spice and citrus scent of him, and the low gasps and giggles of your daughter, you drifted off the sleep. entangled in your little family in the morning.

[bordeleaubeau]

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lhughes_06: i love you more than life itself. happy anniversary to the love of my life. i wouldn’t be where i’m at if i didn’t have you by my side. life wouldn’t be the same without your bright smile, you wearing my jersey, or singing along in the car with you at the top of our lungs. you bring an aspect to life i never knew was possible and i will never be able to thank you enough for. i’m blessed every single day to be able to say that you’re mine and that you’ve been able to deal with me for so long. i love you larger than life, to the moon and back y/n m/n. you brighten up everyone’s lives more than you realize, my love. happy anniversary, i’ll see you tonight. xoxo, l

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youruser: i love you most, luke hughes. 🤍

ellenhughes: love you kiddos. @/youruser ↳ youruser: thank you for all of our candids mama e<333

owenpower_: just found out my toaster is waterproof

fan: omg @/fan2 look how freaking cute they are ↳ fan2: STOP THE HOSPITAL PIC🥺🥺

dylanduke25: shitting crying throwing up

dylanduke25: mom and dad mom and dad mom and dad

mattybeniers10: put a ring on it ↳ jackhughes: they’re still 16 in my head lets not think about that ↳ youruser: i told him i wont marry him until he signs his elc #golddigger ↳ lhughes_06: hard knock life i guess

_audreyoconnor: omfg you guys are the cutest. ↳ youruser: you and matty are the blueprint though<3 also, double date soon when im back? ↳ _audreyoconnor: without a doubt!!! ↳ fan3: friendship goals i miss the posts together sm

_quinnhughes: still don’t know how you managed to get stuck with his weird ass. but we’re so glad to have you as part of the family @/youruser ❤️ ↳ youruser: i’m honored you guys have taken me in the way you have:)

markestapa: my god luke you have turned into such a simp ↳ mackie.samo: ITS SO WEIRD ↳ youruser: this is awkward he was always a simp ↳ lhughes_06: thanks for outing me babe ↳ markestapa: 😘 ↳ youruser: too stunned to speak

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youruser: happy anniversary dummy<3 the biggest softy i have ever met in my entire life. from sixteen to now, i wish i could tell younger us how much we’ve been through. i’m so so so proud of you and everything you have accomplished luke, and i’m so happy i’ve got to be on the sidelines cheering you on this entire time. you are my entire world, even when you make fun of my singing. or eat my leftovers. or pay more attention to your video games than to me. still, you are my real life prince charming and i couldnt ask for anyone better to do life with. here’s to many more my love🥂✨

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lhughes_06: i love you princess

markestapa: the contrast between their posts is lowkey so funny ↳ dylanduke25: the way everyone wouldve expected y/n to have the super sappy post but it was actually luke ↳ youruser: you guys think hes soft just by watching us interact but its so much deeper than that its kinda funny

fan4: “real life prince charming” brb crying.

fan5: y/n dating 16 year old luke really was her trusting the process ↳ youruser: recognizing potential 💅🏻

lhughes_06: i think my girlfriend just called me ugly ↳ youruser: you looked like a child at sixteen. your glow up is unmatched

jackhughes: our sister in law that isn’t actually our sister in law but has been around so long she’s basically our sister in law

chellseacomar: so cute to see you guys grow up together

_audreyoconnor: just when i thought you couldnt get any more adorable i stand corrected:’))

fan6: the. way. he. looks. at. her. @/fan7 ↳ fan7: i want that ↳ fan8: LITERALLY TO DIE FOR

brendan.brisson: so like can i call best man or ↳ jackhughes: fight me

ellenhughes: again, we love you so much honey. check your text messages!

fan9: omg we’re gonna get date night content 🤩

kentjohnson.13: no children making please @/lhughes_06 ↳ lhughes_06: i would do no such thing ↳ youruser: kj love u dont make me think about babies ↳ youruser: baby fever>:) ↳ jackhughes: NO

[girl-of-many-fandoms]

Could you write an imagine for Deacon Kay, please. You have full creative freedom for plot.

Sweet Angel

Pairing: Deacon Kay x Reader

Summary: Losing things in life is never easy

Warnings: mention of blood, miscarriage TW, grief

Please don't ever give me creative freedom again 🥺

MASTERLIST

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“Honey, have you seen Leo’s favourite rattle?” gripping onto the kitchen sink I doubled over in pain, unable to make a sound from the stabbing pain in my abdomen. Deacon’s large hand rested on the small of my back as he caught me before I could hit the deck.

“Babe, what is it, what’s hurting?” his calm nature was completely changed into a state of panic as he tried to assess me. I couldn’t speak from the intense pain I’m experiencing. Hot liquid ran down the inside of my thighs and since I’m wearing a dress, it got on the kitchen floor.

“Babe you’re bleeding, we have to take you to a hospital.”

I didn’t register him moving me from the kitchen to helping me into the car as I was only focused on the baby that I’m miscarrying with each passing second. My heart feels like it’s been torn out of my chest and then chopped into millions of pieces.

This isn’t supposed to happen, why is this happening?

“Mommy, why you sad?” my five year old boy asked as his father buckled him into his booster seat. I tried to force a smile with the tears running down my face as I turned to look at him.

“Mommy’s okay, I just have a really bad tummy ache.”

Thank God he’s young and doesn’t know what’s happening. Deacon and I were planning on telling him about his baby brother or sister tonight before we start watching movies but life has other plans I guess.

What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him right?

Deacon got us to the hospital in record time, he got out of the car and came over to my side, taking me into his arms. He told Leo to stay put before walking towards the entrance with me, a nurse immediately came over with a wheelchair and I zoned out while he did all the talking.

“Hey Deac, looks like we’re going to be a family of four.” grinning like an idiot I held up the positive pregnancy test for him to see as I sat on his lap.

“We’re having another one?” still in denial he took the test from my hand to get a better look at it himself, his grin matching mine as the news fully registers in his brain. He dropped the test and cupped either side of my face, leaning forward to kiss me.

“You’re really pregnant.”

“Yeah, I hope you’re ready to get back to changing diapers and late night feedings.”

“Bring it on.”

Before I had gotten lucky with Leo, Deacon and I had struggled to conceive so I guess after I gave birth to him I thought that maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t have had that struggle again. So when I got those two lines on the pregnancy test, we both were overjoyed, ready for our little family to grow.

The medical team did their respective jobs and after an exam the doctor officially declared that I lost my baby ten weeks into the pregnancy. He also went on to say other things but I just rolled onto my side and cuddled into my little boy who was oblivious to what’s happening around him.

I just listened to him singing a nursery rhyme while he played with my hair and face. Deacon gently rubbed my back that’s facing him, trying to comfort me now more than ever. The doctor left and that’s when I broke down into tears.

In this very moment I hated my body for not being able to do the one thing it was meant to do, I hated the fact that I couldn’t get to meet my baby, I hated myself for thinking that I’d be able to have another after Leo.

My husband hugged me as best as he could and kissed the back of my cheek, his teardrops hitting my skin.

“It’s alright baby, I’ve got you.”

I don't know how I'm going to cope with this but as long as I have my husband I'll pull through, correction, we'll pull through this together.

Doesn't mean we'll ever forget out sweet angel.

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[hillarysss]

blunt astro notes shit post

did this on a whim, not professional of me if you feel attacked sorry.. if you’re sensitive scroll

do not repost my shit without my permission.

libra suns we get it you have daddy issues...

cancers mars be switching up so quickkk once they see the cute side of someone, weren’t you just talking shit? “they’re good now🥺”

aquarius moons we get it you can pull both genders cause you’re hot asf

neptune in 3rd y’all make too many typos it’s like you’re not even seeing your keyboard

gemini moons stop crying cause you got mad that the website wouldn’t load in 5 secs, y’all have anger issues

aries moons yall always have headaches and have to sleep 24/7 to fix them

scorpio mercuries, not everyone is out to get you sometimes people just wanna say hi

leo venuses y’all love talking shit it’s your favorite thing, but will cry if your individuality complex isn’t being boosted in a simple conversation

sagittarius mars take the trash out and stop watching anime and do your homework

pisces risings, y’all are very intuitive but will ignore it cause you like somebody... y’all are the type to ask for guidance but you know the answer?? like ur psychic??

mars in 4th.. i’m sorry y’all already have it hard enough

sun-chiron how does it feel to be able to mask up your emotions so easily and no one knows your in pain

cancer placements/ scorpio placements... where are you truly gonna open up to your therapist? ITS NOT BEING USED AGAISNT U💀

aquarius mars y’all are the type to say the weirdest yet most truthful thing in arguements💀💀

sagittarius moons, we GET it.. you’d rather live / be somewhere all the time. “i’d rather be in california rn” “i’d rather be in dunkin’ donuts rn” we get it 💀💀 you have to be doing something in order to feel alive

sagittarius mars we get it you have a bunch of ideas but you can’t seem to write them down and when you do it’s all scattered, y’all have to do little drafts before it’s profesional

uranus in 3rd you all be saying the most random shit and catchphrases😭😭 if you’re taking something seriously, the person has your soft spot for real

uranus in 1st, we GET IT you’re unique and different.. 😭 yet y’all lack common sense but have the most intelligent random ideas??

sun square mars.. we get it💀💀 your father messed up your self esteem..

pisces moons...do y’all like ever get tell anyone your life story..? y’all so secretive 💀

scorpio risings it’s okay to tell someone what you ate today... it will not be used against you..

aquarius risings... how does it feel for everyone to be jealous of you, because you do your own shit and are still hella admired?

gemini venuses.. memes isn’t a love language 😔

sag moon / venus tells me once you find “the one” you’ll take them everywhere like a dog💀💀 “oh guess what honey I bought us tickets to canada.. we’re leaving tomorrow...”

saturn in 8th we get it you feel like no one appreciates your work when you put your whole soul into it

moon in 4th.. it’s okay to let go of your old childhood clothes.. the memories will stay with you

moon in 4th is like having old toys because it means something to you 💀

aquarius venuses we get it you like giving your loved ones unique nicknames that only you know of

leo moons.. we get it your mother takes you shopping every day.. but you also have to hand in those assignments quick though

scorpio moons your friends don’t hate you

taurus moon culture is not using your new car because you don’t wanna ruin it, you want it to look “pretty” forever

taurus moons culture is either gatekeeping your money or spending it right away

moon in 4th / pisces moons.. WE GET IT.. you’re the mother of the friend group and will protect their kids at all costs

scorpio moons we get it.. you love that black nail polish

mercury in 5th.. y’all don’t have to make your texts so aesthetic 24/7

mars in gemini.. WE GET IT you were the quickest typer in your class, and the only reason you win at arguments is because you type hella fast or speak hella fast.. you won’t even let the other person say shit

scorpio placements.. yall say you are bad bitches but can’t handle being wrong.. y’all will bring up anything to win agaisnt somebody 💀

gemini + scorpio in a chart if underdeveloped is a master manipulator. extremely sneaky and quick.. no one can win agaisnt people with these in their chart.. no one

scorpio risings we get it.. you cling on to that one person once you trust them and won’t let them go ever 💀

cancer venuses.... LET GO OF THEM.. THEY SCREWED YOU UP

Sagittarius moon and placement cultures is falling in love with your hot bully because you lowkey like being teased a bit

Venus in 8th.. we get it.. you fantasize about having sex with ur crush 24/7

venus in 7th.. we get it everyone lowkey wants to date you but you’re so insecure to see it

scorpio / virgo placement culture is checking if your door is locked 24/7 or if there is any demons under your bed

mercuries in 8th.. we get it you can mentally see and draw spirits / the evil.. but no one believes you because you can’t physically see them

cancer risings... maybe stop falling in love with anyone who nurtures you and fills in the motherly loving role you never got? ⁉️

mercury in 8th stop writing / reading sex stories

scorpio mercuries / lilith in 8th.. we get it you can talk your way out of a literal crime

Jupiter in 10th is having everyone like you and having your fans / followers give you money because they love you so much

Venus in 10th is being the hot bitch out the friend group

moon square / opposition mars.. we get it.. your mother playfully bullies you as a way of showing love😔

virgo placements be the kid that never talks in real life but talks hella shit on their phone with their friends💀. they lowkey be judging everybody

Sun in 6th was the one kid who everyone asked the homework for..

Sun in 7th was that person who was in the middle of the drama cause they couldn’t decided a side and wanted to keep the peace 💀

Saturn in 11th.. WE GET IT all your friends are older

virgo mercury culture is getting pissed you can’t edit a text after making a grammar error a “serious text”

leo risings./ placements we get it.. you write in all capitals / bold letters to make sure your text isn’t being ignored

saturn in 3rd probably were the oldest one in their classes ⁉️

pisces risings.. we get it.. the only compliment you get is from your eyes..

mars opposition / square pluto.. be careful of your words... y’all scar people 💀.. y’all have anger issues too

pisces placement culture is having to put 1000 alarms because your sleepy ass can’t wake upcan’t even see the snooze button 💀

leo venus culture is being loyal asf but loving attention too much

capricorn culture is making / wanting to make bank since they were 10.

[genshingarbage]

Hiiii! Are you taking requests now? If so, may I please ask for cock worship for Diluc and Zhongli(separately, fem pronouns)? I think these boys deserve all the love in this world 🥺🥺

Thank you 💓💓💓

Anon why’re you in my head, hm~? (between you and me I think these two somewhat have a praise kink so this is interesting (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧) - Mod Kaeya

•Part Two Is Here•

!!Reccomending This Song For These Oneshots!!

Diluc

He was cute even if he didn’t admit it, especially when he was so undone. Diluc was blushing so hard his cheeks were beginning to rival his hair in color as he struggled to get air in between feverish groans.

You could feel the underside of his dick throb desperately against your tongue as you gave it a lethargic, slobbery bout of licks before sucking on it again. It was obvious your pace was punishing him a little once his grip on your hair tightened significantly more before his thighs and jaw tensed like clockwork in response to you dragging your teeth ever so slightly against the vein beginning to become prominent on his thick cock. “Diluc you’re so handsome, honey~“

He froze up, blush darkening even deeper to the point you think you could see it on his lipstick littered chest. So that was your angle he realized, absolutely disheveled in the office you’d essentially attacked him in.

“I— Maybe we should move this to–“ To his surprise his own moan cut him off mid sentence.

It took everything he had to stop himself from yelling your name, fearful there might be someone just outside the door.

Oh the things you did to him. He was convinced you spoiled him rotten.

“I wouldn’t want part with this enticing cock though would I? After all day without it~?” You swore the noise he made was borderline a growl, the hand still gripping onto his chair beginning to dig into the wood as you kissed down the shaft again. You started to wonder if he liked the lipstick marks. “You’re not gonna make me behave myself when something as delicious as this is just sitting right here right?”

The young master was panting so hard it was like his breath was constantly trying to escape him. You been at this for so long he felt it was years passing by him, he was so desperate for your touch.

“I’m just trying to give you a treat so just relax and enjoy it.”

He did he really did but with every feather light touch, every praise every little comment you were riling him up. He was wouldn’t be surprised if you could send him over the edge with only so much as a “Good boy~“

His mind was going into overdrive. He was so hot, way too hot he didn’t want to be touched but then if you stopped touching him he swore he would die, he would go mad. You dragged your tongue along the top of his foreskin and watched him throw his head back over the back of his chair in desperation. He was so cute. For all the times he’s absolutely decimated you in bed you dished out ten fold by doing this, spreading his legs and blowing him right where anyone could walk in to see the esteemed master Diluc a right mess, putty in the hands of his beloved lover. After a moment you lifted away (you swore his hips seemed to chase your touch for a moment but for the sake of not embarrassing him you kept quiet).

His brilliant rose colored eyes snapped open, eyebrows furrowed as he looked to meet yours wildly.

“Oh don’t worry, we’re only getting started. You’ve worked so hard recently after all~“

Zhongli

Zhongli isn’t really accustom to the mortal way of going about it but the way you idolized his prick was something he couldn’t find a comparison to…especially when it came to situations to the very one right now, with you pampering him above all else and yet taunting and teasing him. You’d made a deal, just this once, that he couldn’t do anything to you until you said. Which in turn lead to you sitting on his cock for an hour now, doing nothing but staring him in the eye and complimenting as many things as you could think of to the way his eyes looked when the sunlight reflected against them to the absolutely divine way he throbbed inside your needy pussy every so often.

“I don’t think you understand, Zhongli.” He gave you a half lidded, albeit curious look before you yanked him towards you by his tie. The grunt he made deep in his chest, the shift in his hips underneath you almost leading to a thrust but he stopped himself after remembering your agreement. “I’ve been aching for his highness’ glorious cock all day.”

He let out a drawling, torturous groan as you continued. He had to bite down on his lip to hold in his need to touch you, to continue being good for you. “Yours has to be the best in all of Teyvat you know that? No archon in the history of the world has had a dick like this.” He’s flushed, scandalized you’d be brave enough to brag about something like this even in the quiet of your home let alone whilst slowly sliding up and down it to tease him more.

Usually your encounters are really sweet, albeit short but evidently that would not be the case as you were quite literally milking him for all he was worth. The brunette felt like he would burst at any moment and yet you always knew when to simmer him down.

Something in your hooded eyes told him that you wouldn’t let him go so easily once he cane though.

He shivered in delight.

In all his years he’d never dreamed any mortal should bring him to his knees like this and then turn around and let so many ludicrously lovely words fall out of their mouths.

As you leaned toward his neck to kiss it, pressing gently with your lips before attempting to leave a full blown hickey he reached hastily to grab anything to stabilize himself. The only sounds in the room he could focus on were coming from right underneath his ear or were…ridiculously lewd. He was going to remember this vividly for the rest of his life he realized, struggling to keep his eyes open.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

I had this cute concept and I wanted to try it out! It’s where you and Mikasa get into a fight and your child hear and gets worried 🥺 (pls this is so cute)

“Relationships up’s and down’s” Mom! Mikasa x Mom! Reader || Argument ||

CW: Spoilers for AOT Manga, MAJOR!

Keycard: Your child’s name (c/n)

“y/n, I don’t think it’s safe,” Mikasa said, in a harsh tone.

“But he fought along side us for 3 years! I’m sure Reiner wouldn’t do anything to hurt me or our child!” You tried explaining to your wife. “Plus Annie and Armin would be there aswell! He’s been there with Their kid I’m sure Reiner wouldn’t do anything to hurt ( your child’s name/ CN)

“He’s also the same damn person who kicked down wall Maria! He’s a traitor y/n!” Mikasa raised her voice. “He tried to kill us!”

“But that was so many years ago! He helped us stop the rumbling! So did Annie! If we let Annie see our baby then I’m sure Reiner can aswell! She was a traitor too!”

“Y/N NO!” She said, pounding her fist on the kitchen counter, “it isn’t happening! Do you know how dangerous that is?! He could kill c/n! Is that what the hell you want!?”

“Of course not! But right now you’re acting way to over protective!”

“LIKE HELL I AM!”

You and your wife’s feud had been going on for hours. Debating back and forth weather or not c/n is allowed to see Reiner. It was mid-day and your surprised the neighbors didn’t hear you both. The safety of your child means the world to Mikasa and you as-well but she doesn’t seem to understand that you both can trust him.

“WHAT IF HE TURNS INTO HIS TITAN? HUH? THEN WHAT?”

“HE DIDNT DO THAT WITH ARMIN AND ANNIES KID SO WHY WOULD HE WITH OURS?! YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE MIKASA!” You hollered back at her. Mikasa put her hand to her head in a smoke, her eyes more stern as she went back and fourth with the both of your bickering.

“I’m making perfect damn sense you’re just not realizing the damn risks!” The woman shot back at you. Getting up.

“HOW? OH MY GOD MIKASA! SERIOUSLY! C/N WILL BE FINE!”

“NOT AROUND THAT ASSHOLE THEY WONT!” She yelled at you. “WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE YOU CANT PROTECT US FOREVER!” you pushed her back, “YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO WAKE UP BECAUSE ONE DAY C/N WILL GET HURT! AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!”

“DAMN IT Y/N STOP! YOU HEARD WHAT I FUCKING SAID!”

“Momma...” A small voice said behind Mikasa. You both stopped yelling as you looked over the woman’s shoulder. There in the doorway stood your child, a small stuffed elephant in their hand as tears fell down their eyes. “Why are you both yelling?” Your child sniffled, “do you not love each other anymore?” C/n cried.

Mikasa turned around and knelt to the floor, “oh no baby nothing like that..” she petted their hair as she hugged them, comforting c/n. “C/n…” a gasp escaped through your lips. All you could do is stare there in utter disappoint of yourself.

You forgot to realize that your child was upstairs sleeping when they were the thing you both were even arguing about. Guilt spread through your body as put a hand to your head. “Come on dear, let’s get you back to sleep,” your wife said, picking your baby up.

“Y/n, she said, “We’ll talk about this later, in a more calmer manner, alright love?” She said, patting their back and looking at you over her shoulder.

“Ye-yeah..” you said, looking down at your feet.

Mikasa carried your child upstairs as they wiggled in her arms. “I’m sorry you had to hear that dear..” she apologized as she kissed them on the forehead, laying your child down in the crib. “How did you even get out of this crib?” She asked, “You’re getting so big” Mikasa joked with them.

“Do you not love momma anymore?” Your baby said, concerned.

Mikasa gave a soft smile before rubbing her hands through their hair, “oh no honey nothing like that.” She said softly.

“Sometimes me and momma have our own opinions,” Mikasa stated. “And, sometimes we don’t agree on things,”

“What’s an opinion?” The child asked,

“Hm.. well.. You like chocolate ice cream yeah?” She said lovingly.

“Yes! It is the best thing in the whole wide world!” Your baby said jumping. Mikasa let out a soft giggle and smile at your child.

“Its kind of like how mommy likes vanilla ice cream but you like chocolate, we just have different opinions on what we like and what we agree with, it doesn't mean I don't love your mommy, which I love her very much, but we don’t agree on the same opinion,” Mikasa explained.

“But why don’t you be ok with mommas opinion?” C/n asked, confused. “Because baby the way I view it you and mommy could get very hurt. And I don't want that to happen.”

“Oh,”

“Mhm,” she said, running her hands through your baby’s hair. “Well, how about you get some sleep sweetheart?”

“Are you and momma going to yell again?”

“No baby, we didn’t realize that there’s a chance you could wake up and hear us. But now that we do, we won’t okay?” She said.

“Okay!” Mikasa kissed your baby’s stomach as they let out a little giggle. “Heres ellie,” The raven haired woman said, giving your baby their stuffed elephant. “Goodnight my sweet baby.. I’ll see you in the morning,”

“Good night mommy!”

“Me and momma love you very much,” she said, gently.

“I love you too! Goodnight!”

[green-blue-heller]

You don’t choose the cockles life, the cockles life chooses you...

Welcome to the cockles dumpster mansion. Group therapy is every Monday at 11 am EST. 😂

Honestly, you were me two months ago. I came to tumblr for some Destiel after the confession. I didn’t want to hurt on my own.

And whoosh. Less than half an hour later, I was in the dumpster as I realized Destiel only exists because these two fuckers can’t control themselves around each other (Jensen more so, as he gets all heart eyes and gooey around Misha). But Misha doesn’t help when you realize he comes on stage because Jensen is struggling and gives him the softest kiss on the cheek before aggressively fake making out to a Hitch scene that wasn’t even in the script they were doing. And that Jen had already said he wasn’t going to do and threw the box with the script to the floor.

But oh... here comes Misha on stage and suddenly he’s like “so I spent ten minutes squashing the whole Dean and Cas thing, and now they want us to make out.” Like... Jensen, honey, you just said you weren’t doing it and had moved on. But here comes Misha and you’re like, well, guess we’re making out now. 😂

Subtlety isn’t Nesnej’s strong suit. Actually, I think we had Jensen here lol. He probably wouldn’t have been as uneasy during his panel if he’d had some apple juice.

And screw Osric, for saying that what we see is them, all the time - the way they look at each other. That it’s not just on set. That it’s how they are in real life all the time.

And screw Jensen for that ten year anniversary post and that JIB10 selfie and letting Misha straddle him onstage.

Yes... because it gets SO. MUCH. WORSE. than this.

This is tame compared to Jensen asking Misha if he’s sore from what just happened backstage. And then Jensen literally unbuckling and pulling down the front of his pants to show Misha his underwear at another JIB.

Or, as mentioned, JIB10 with straddlegate and the post straddlegate chest-to-chest (and assumingly pelvis-to-pelvis) selfie that looks like they just got done making out. And the pre-straddlegate comment from Jared about how Misha can take a good pounding...

Seriously. Fuck them.

Because I love them lol. 🥺🥰

I honestly expect them to just make out this year at JIB, no pretext, no hands between their mouths. Just full on, giving Daniela a heart attack, to where Jared puts his hands up and shakes his head, and won’t even go out to chaperone like he was forced to last year after Misha got down on the ground and straddled Jensen... lol

But I will forever be haunted by the image of Misha on top of Jensen, who has his hand up like he’s trying to hold Misha’s hand, who slaps it away before putting his hand on Jensen’s throat and growls into the mic “yeah, you sexy bitch, you like that, don’t you?”

Because FUCK.

They should be billed for my therapy.

Though, to answer Misha’s question, from watching Jensen uncomfortably keep playing with and trying to fix his jeans afterward, I’m going to say, yes, yes he did like that lol 😂😏

[luvdsc]

ajkhdkjAHSLDKJF omg honey bee, thank you so sooo much!!!! 🥺💜💜  i was debating if i should’ve written it as straight up angst, but i always loved to sprinkle in a bit of comedy, especially for a bff2l fic :’) it just didn’t feel right to make an entire best friend au fic sad, but i also didn’t want to make light of the angst, so i’m really happy that you thought it was balanced, sweetpea 💕  gonna put the rest of my reply under the cut because it got long 🤧

isn’t it so interesting how so many factors need to be perfectly aligned in order for a relationship to begin? there’s a lot of happenstance that needs to come together at a certain time and place. like if she didn’t go to that party, yn wouldn’t have met yangyang. if the cops didn’t show up, he wouldn’t have grabbed her and escaped together and then become friends. if one of them had spoken about their feelings beforehand, they could’ve started a relationship. if their separate break ups coincided and they were single at the same time, they could’ve been together, too 💗 i suppose that’s what makes love so special, which then makes all those what-if relationships normal and real because they happen so much more often.

i feel like almost loving someone is worse than not loving at all because you know that there was a chance, there was a hope that it could’ve happened, but it didn’t. and i absolutely agree, i felt that almost when my last year of uni was cut short 🤧  almost and nostalgia go hand in hand :’)

i believe everyone is looking for love, too! 💘 i think it’s inherent human nature to want to be loved, regardless of whether it’s familial, platonic, romantic, etc. and as mentioned in my ramblings above, i think love is something really special because so many factors and fateful chances have to go into it in order for it to happen 🥺 💜  and thank you soooo much, sweetpea oh my gosh 😭😭💟💟💟 you’re so kind, and i’m so happy that you were able to feel the emotions i hoped to convey through my writing 🥺

and i’m so glad you noticed the months and how their dynamics started to shift, lovebug! 🌸  I talked about this in another response, but august was supposed to represent yn’s constant feelings for yangyang, whereas the changing months represented yangyang and how he only loved her when it was convenient for him. except the last august shifted to yangyang’s perspective because his love for her was finally constant, but she no longer loved him. thank you for saying that i explained their relationship progression well 🥺💞

and omg pls don’t apologize, honey bee, you gave me such a wonderful explanation and thank you so much for sharing your thoughts about my fic with me!!!! 💖 i always love to hear about how others see and interpret my writing, so thank you sooo much for taking the time to do this, angel 🤍🤍🌷

august.

Bad habits are hard to break, and you’ve made a terrible one of loving him.

pairing :: liu yangyang x reader genre :: fluff, angst ⋮ best friend + college au word count :: 10,500 words warnings :: none. playlist :: time lapse (taeyeon) ⋆ 2 kids (taemin) ⋆ daydreams (exes) ⋆ sharing you (lany) ⋆ august (taylor swift) ⋆ too close to love (will hyde) ⋆ sad stripped (lany) ⋆ strangers (taemin) ⋆ the 1 (taylor swift) author’s note :: can you believe that i literally wrote this entire 10k fic in one day aka today ??? whew this gave me the same rush that i got when i wrote my research paper in the class it was due for the day of, printed it out during break, and handed it in at the end of class :’) ↳ part of the almost collaboration series.

Liu Yangyang is jumping fences to escape late night parties, shared laughter over childhood favorite cartoons in February mornings, midnight dancing in the refrigerator light, and November kisses stolen in between the shelves of the nearby 7-Eleven. He is obscure doodles in the margins of your physics notes, good intentions laced in December’s mistakes, strawberry lemonade and broken truths wrapped in summer bliss, and September endings with honest lies.

He is your August, he is your everything, but he isn’t yours.

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