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[feinv]

ovulating around john wick (the worst and the best, all horny and needy and appreciative of Man Traits and "johnnn, come heree, can you pick that up for me?" just to see muscles and his back and ohh "john, its so hot out, you look uncomfortable, take those pants off.") - 🫡 (ALSO YES this is my sign off emoji, you read right!! i know its been days and you killed and ate up the last request pookie!)

HONESTLY. he is already insanely hot but during ovulation period?????????…….yeah…………….

literally asking him to hand you the cake pan from the top shelf which he gladly does, and your eyes fixate on his back muscles for a millisecond before he gives it to you asking if you are baking something and you would be like “mmhm no. you can put it back” with a nonchalant shrug and he is like?? side eyeing you but saying nothing as he places it back and you use that opportunity to check him out again.

hours later when he was working on his mustang with the hood open, you would stand nearby and ask him questions every now and then as if you wanted to know what he was doing. but what you were really interested in was how his biceps flexed when he was fixing things, how his sweaty shirt clung to his chest at the heat, and especially the low grunts he made when he had to unscrew a particularly hard bolt. he was, of course, oblivious to how you clenched your thighs together, which made u all more turned on.

“it’s hot, take that shirt off” you cut him mid sentence when he was explaining yet another random thing about the car, not even having the time to process when you lifted his shirt up for him, baring his upper body to all it’s glory, his light chest hair and back tattoos not helping your situation whatsoever.

he could see you fidgeting around him but he didn’t question it further as you told him you were okay when he asked. he wouldn’t be so convinced in your answer as you mumbled a “you could take those pants off, too” with an innocent face, and he just stood there, blinking at you confused with a few damp strands of hair shielding his eyes. “it’s…uhm. i’m fine, really.” but you could see his adam’s apple bob as he swallowed, a faint pink hue appearing on his cheeks.

“okay” you replied, moving to stand in between his car and him “will you teach me how to fix something?” rubbing your ass on him purposely, acting like you were just trying to get comfortable when he cleared his throat, his semi-hard crotch poking at your back.

you knew he was always down for a steamy session with you, he was always craving you, but teasing him and yourself was way more fun. ;)

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌

[yooo-lets-go]

There’s always summer somewhere in the world I guess

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[noodles-and-tea]

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[paintedcrows]

The Mystery Twins all grown up!! I love them so much. 13 forever, yet always older than me

[tvgals]

college nerd! geto who loves reading you “bedtime stories”, rather it just be a silly book from your childhood or a book about physics.

college nerd! geto whose glasses you often push up for him when he’s too enthralled in his homework, wanting to help your boyfriend when he’s working oh so hard.

college nerd! geto who doesn’t enjoy parties, but he likes tagging along with you sometimes, seeing you let loose gets him riled up.

college nerd! geto who likes when you stroke his hair while he blurts out notes to you, always telling him what he got right and wrong, showing him you listen and care.

college nerd! geto who can’t thank you enough after you helped him pass his exam, kissing you up and down.

college nerd! geto who decides this is a good time to go down on you for the first time, shoving his fingers inside you.

college nerd! geto who can’t help but push his glasses up multiple times just so he can see your pretty face as his fingers curl up into you.

college nerd! geto who sucks on your clit gently, licking a stripe along your pussy, laying his head on your thighs so he can admire your beauty.

college nerd! geto who slips it in raw for the first time, his eyes rolling back into his head in ecstasy, caressing your cheeks.

college nerd! geto who pants and moans above you, lowering his head to touch yours, whispering on about “i love you..” “y’so perfect..” “have my kids…”

college nerd! geto who cums inside, whimpering on about “i’m sorry, i’m sorry…” while he plunges his dick even deeper, grazing his hand along your thighs.

college nerd! geto who kisses your beautiful face, complimenting how well you took him.

college nerd! geto who, after aftercare, opened his physics textbook to start studying for his next test.

[attleboy]

YES ‼️ KILL ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[the-ace-reader]

Antinous, to the other suitors: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go APE SHIT?

Odysseus, standing behind him: Yes. :)

Antinous, .2 seconds before death: Oh, shi-

[feinv]

hiii uhm so likeee john wick knowing youre too sore from last night (pesky big dick and roughness grr!) and using your hands or thighs to get off - 🫡

john wick x f!reader. nsfw. thigh fucking (?)

he makes you feel sooo good with his dick balls deep inside of you, but the day after soreness is a literal mood killer for you both. it didn’t faze any of you though, you could still make each other see stars just fine with your hands and mouth, but today he opted for something different. ;)

his fingers were firm on your waist, jumping your body up and down, his sticky chest pressing to your back every now and then, the chair squeaking against the floor. you hands were flat on his strong thighs for additional support as his length glided in between your sticky-from-his-pre-cum legs, his balls slamming against the back of your thighs. every rigid vein of his could be felt on your soft skin, making you clench around nothing especially when he grunted in your ear. you could see his angry and red tip when he altered his movements, setting a quick and sloppy pace before he coated your bare legs in his slick, biting down on your shoulder.

[malo-mart]

Jim Everett-puralia Meenamatta refusing to show in court stating he doesn't recognise any Australian court.....iconic

[fellshish]

every nov 5th forever and ever

[hollow-keys]

Imagine if eldritch giants attacked your village, massacred the entire population, your family, your friends, cooked and ate their corpses in front of you and then one of them found you cowering in its oversized belongings and went "Aww cute little creature, I'll keep you."

That's what happened to this critter.