#— dash commentary.

[keepmovinjunior]

❝ You guys wanna hear a real joke? ❞

❝ My love life. ❞

[ozonelasher]

@risingsouls — [Raditz] "So tiny."

She just cocked a brow at him.

"And?"

[avernusfuries]

karlach vc: i need to go into witness protection, i just taught my girlfriend's son the F word for his first word

[airxn]

" ...Y'all had parents?? "

[hellcab]

“Manga? What is that some sort of health food?”

[starblazes]

"So long as you keep very still and make yourself look big, he'll probably tire himself out and leave you alone."

so what im hearing is blade is slenderman

[fairymint]

Is half-ocelot 'catboy' enough for you?~

[keepmovinjunior]

how she sleeps knowing timon has her back and will fight people (centipedes) on her behalf

[gravesung]

❝ no, in fact. that seat isn't taken. ❞

[hopedflight]

"please commit any murders outside of the camp. i am not cleaning up more blood stains. this is a camp not a denny's parking lot."

[tobeblamed]

reality tv dean be like

" — and i said, ' no, you [bleep]. i didn't [bleep] hustle you. you're were just too [bleep] confident in your own [bleep] incompetence. "

[tears-eternal]

Why...?

Why is every other Hand I see so...horrible?

Is it simply the nature of divinity to be cruel? Am I this way as well?

I cannot bear to watch...

[hellcab]

“Now, far be it from me, but throwing a yearly hate party for one Imp is too much. It reeks of scorned bitch vibes.”

[starblazes]

            ❝   Knocking  is  for  cowards.   ❞

[karnakian]

bear is going to make me start thinking about leon kid ocs, curse you

[furby-organist]

> "The Overton Freak Window--"