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I think Bruce's hardest time controlling not beating the shit out of someone in public is when Dick is freshly 18 years old and and people in the galas start to be graphic about how Hot tm he is and What they'd do to him tm
Bruce: thank god I'm almost thirty, maybe the creepy old men at these dinners will stop trying to hit on me
some creepy old guy leaning over Bruce to leer at Dick:
Bruce:
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#asks#anon#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#the origin of the batdad#he's like 27 and too old for them#and he will never ever let them leer at dick like they leered at him#truly will people ever stop grabbing my ass at fancy events tho#is there an age where that stops plz
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i like to imagine that you dont just look up random genomes, or are a bot, but rather youre a person who knows every genome
String identified: t ag tat t t a g, a a t, t at a g
Closest match: Hmm... Yes... Arcobacter butzleri ED-1 DNA, complete genome
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#tumblr genetics#genetics#biology#science#asks#anon#microbes#bacteria#arcobacter#butzleri#FOOD POISONING!!!!!!!#arcobacter is characterized by being very similar to campylobacter (also causes food poisoning)#the key difference is that campylobacter is unable to grow under 30 degrees C#while arcobacter is#this makes it much harder to account for in food service!#so far arcobacter has been noted to be found in all sorts of water#as well as animal products such as pork or poultry#so remember to cook your food well!
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Hey, you didn't hear this from me, but Anthy Himemiya is a weirdo who keeps snails in her pencil box. Stay safe.
Well, I think that's cute. It's just like her to do that!
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do u talk about politics on this blog?
fuck trump fuck musk fuck meta fuck billionaires. fuck that one billionaire who got shot in the back in plain daylight. pro choice. pro dei. pro healthcare for all. free palestine. fuck racists fuck terfs fuck homophobes fuck transphobes. housing, food, clean water for all. proper care for disabled proper care for elderly proper care for children proper care for people who are alive and want to keep living. fair wages for all. pro farmers pro teachers pro future. and fuck ai.
oh and anti christian nationalism. anti fascist. anti censorship 🕺
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The boys s5 is just going to open with Misha fist deep in soldierboys man bussie with no explanation. Just the whole episode is going to be them going at it in the weirdest possible ways. Fade to black. End of episode. Ep 2 will have no explanations. We never see Misha in t he show again. Jared will just be an extra that dies in the background.

#honestly this would be hilarious#although not what i want lmao#thank u anon#misha collins#jensen ackles#jackles#jenmish#cockles#destiel#spn#supernatural#soldier boy#the boys#spn crack#anon#asks
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Sooo Ody, how did that scar on your eyebrow happen again?
(ft @/duvetbox's athena <3)
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i am here to defend that one anon! geto isnt attractive in the anime i fear....(ONLY IN FANART and in some scenes in the anime...)
You come into MY house......and insult MY gorgeous long-haired, child-bearing wife......how could you......
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i know nothing about bugs but you draw them so pretty that i’ve decided i love bugs now
WRONG!
you are bugs
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have you seen bbno$'s jayvik cosplay?? 👀
Of course!!
He even gave me a special spot on the jayvik wall 😔🫶

#honestly one of the funniest things I've ever experienced in fandom#bibinos the king#ask#anon#jayvik
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Injured batkids are so funny not bc they’re injured but bc they’ll deny the severity of whatever their dealing with as they’re being treated 😭
I know you probably meant deny the severity of the injury they got (I’m fine, the bone sticking out of my leg doesn’t even hurt that much) but I think it’s even funnier if they’re injured and just totally denying that the situation they’re in is dire.
It’s peak Nightwing truly, they’re fighting some all-powerful magical demon or alien and his mortal moves are completely outclassed but he’s just on the sideline of the battle tourniquet-ing his own leg like “yeah he’s kinda feisty isn’t he? this is fun! let’s try the belly next” meanwhile his leg is literally gushing blood and he’s about to break his escrima sticks in half in the next volley.
#asks#anon#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#nightwing#dick grayson#and he learned it from his dad#Bruce doesn’t take it seriously either#or at least#he does but he won’t show it#he doesn’t quip but he’s not gonna flip out about being outclassed in a fight#dude fights Superman on a regular basis
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wait sorry saw another ask the main plot is in fucking nabraska??? do you like. live there or something. why nabraska
I'm from Kansas, I live in the Midwest, I get to set things wherever the hell I want. Fuck yeah PATFW's set in Nebraska.
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Yasssss 🤤
Oh god yessssss Fae that last beefy Bucky one broke my fucking brain he’d be so fucking cocky about it calling me such a pretty little slut who’s only good at cumming for him just his precious baby whore who takes daddy’s dick so well like such a good girl
waaaa
“taking my fat cock so good baby,” he’s grunting and moaning above you as he fucks into you, hands gripping your hips impossibly tight.
“she’s sucking me in, babydoll. like she doesn’t want me to leave,” he grunts into you, digging his nails into you. “good thing i won’t until you’re full of my cum.”
BREEDING KINK GOES CRAZYYYYYYYYYY
“take my load baby, that’s it,”
“gonna fuck my cum so deep in you sweetheart, make sure it fucking sticks.”
“take all of it, that’s it. so fucking pretty when your cunt takes my cock.”
UGH
#fae speaks.#asks#anon#bucky barns imagine#bucky barns fanfiction#bucky barnes#bucky barns x reader#bucky barns x y/n#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes x you#fae asks.#fae writes#bucky x smut#bucky fanfic#fanfic rec#bucky barnes fanfiction#fanfic blog#reblogging is love
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Panties of da day??
nothin u havent seen b4 sadly</3

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Stupid antisemitic bitch who can't even read.

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