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Dancing by the blade to a tavern's tune.
They've been hearing several complains as of late...
All coming from the same person, they learned soon enough after a few tiring and hasty travels. Each recounting always speaking of a person with the same traits and clothes, or if not then similar in designs, and an accent no doubt from outside their lands...
Normally, they wouldn't even bat an eye...
But blood had been shed, of several people, and often with witnesses being no wiser as to why. And though they knew why, they couldn't help but see the guest in their kingdom was unusually reckless, in the way of handling bounty hunting and similar vigilante activities, a... concerning matter, specially given the unstable ground between the magical and non magical. Enough wrong steps would break the painfully kept peace they tried to hold, and let loose a war that, no doubt, would many people in the process. Something they couldn't afford to happen, not when there were many works to finish, things to correct and mend in their kingdom...
So an agreement was made, eventually. With Agar and Thanneth volunteering for the task. Unorthodox, mayhaps, and yet, neither could go without the other. Being opposite ends of the spectrum of concern, one had to balance out the other's whims and ways. Something both agreed to annoyed groans, but understanding minds that knew their flaws and strengths, if not the wisdom of others.
" This should be the place, if my informants are right with our target's latest movements and directions given by travelers. "
" So it would seem… want to pass over the plan, again? "
" We enter, you try your friendly nonsense, disarm the idiot into compliance and proper education on how to be a bounty hunter " The blond woman says, shaking her head. Arms crossed as she makes a quick gesture to change attires, and soon enough dispelled is her formal attire, replaced with an expertly decorated dark armor of intricate designs and patterns. " Failure to do it, we simply take her prisoner over public endangerment by reckless destructive bounty hunting without the licenses on foreign land and disruption of the several laws for both magical and non-magical activities, as well as potetial dirruption of the relationship of magic and civilians. "
" Sounds about like the usual... you want to bet which one is more likely to work? " The man questions with an amused smile " My charming nonsense and persona? or your idea to brute your authority over her by threat of being charged crimes? "
" I don't think it is needed " She snorts, shaking her head. " But... I would wager about five gold coins your's will fail, with a punch to your face and a kick on your balls. "
There is a sound, arguing, then glass shattering.
" Shall we? "
Thanneth nods, pushing the door open. Agarwaenor entering and narrowly dodging and catching a flying empty jug, eyebrow lightly rising in amused surprise. Now this brought back memories. The red eyed man chuckles, shaking his head before taking a deep breath and raising his voice over the ruckus.
" Golly golly! All parties calm down! We don't want to ruin our precious drinks graciously given at this fine establishment don't we? Absolutely terrible to lose the booze! "
@helfire-nord
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I think she’d respect his methodology
#i love this trope. all two versions of it#petrigrof#billford#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#adventure time#bill cipher#golbetty#betty grof#simon petrikov#ice king#simon x betty#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore#shitpost#not really but its just how i find my original content#christmas#climate change
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More medieval dyes for y'all!
#game of thrones#asoiaf#asoif/got#a song of ice and fire#house of the dragon#headcanon#fashion#hotd#asoiaf books#asoiaf fic#asoiaf fanfic#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf fandom#got fandom#got fic#got fanfiction#got fashion#got#game of thrones fanfiction#medieval dyes#medieval#natural dye#plant based#natural dyes#dyes
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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING
#nothing better than little voices swearing#tiktok#the faces of the adults#especially the guys on the couch eating ice cream
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its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.
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TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN AND DESERVE REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA JUST AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER WOMAN
This post is cancelled. Look at quakke instead ⤵️
#officially sick of this post#wont turn off reblogs yet because I love to eavesdrop on other peoples problems but its on thin ice
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Sunfyre learning Common Tongue because Aegon never learned how to speak in Valyrian
#house of the dragon#sunfyre#hotd#got#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#aegon ii targaryen#10k
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" ... the bee keepers are angry with me "
" I maay or may have not again caused a bee revolution, by telling bees aboutt he worth of their honey. And they may or may not have gathered to demand compensation and payment in food n bee entertainment... "
" I'm just... going to hide here. "
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wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a s
#dungeon meshi#adventure time#senshi of izganda#izutsumi#ice king#marceline the vampire queen#simon petrikov#my art#knowing like. everything about me. I'm surprised it took me this long to make this connection
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He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream
#legends only#for context he bought said ice cream immediately after beating the shit out of some roided out cops in a grocery store#nightwing 1996#Nightwing 1996 issue 79#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#batman comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#liveblogging
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#if i had a nickel#ice king#adventure time#tadc#tadc kinger#the amazing digital circus#kinger#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#tadc spoilers#(?)#gravity falls#gravity falls spoilers#adventure time spoilers#simon petrikov
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
#hi you clicked on the root post :)#good ass character#i love characters that are 'hehe goofy weirdo' and then they show their backstory and they're the most tragic fucking character in the show'#adventure time#ice king
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