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goryhorroor · 9 months ago
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horror sub-genres: folk horror
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rainsnap · 5 months ago
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SO, after binge reading PATFW and being left with a huge cliffhanger, I decided to draw some fanart for @barrenclan !!!
I’ve seen some PMVs for Deepdark in the past and kept thinking of looking into this story for awhile. I’m super glad I did! I love the storytelling format and the world building! I do have to confess that when I first saw Deepdark, I asked myself “Why is one of Santa’s reindeer evil??” And left it at that.
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bluewolfangel01 · 17 days ago
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How cute would it be if Mc was feeling home/realm sick during the winter holidays, and the brothers surprise Mc by wearing reindeer outfits and gifting them a Santa outfit (Or a reindeer one)
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hellcatazura · 1 year ago
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Looking forward to times with those I love where our unique lights can shine through the darkness together
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omnivorouscinephilia · 1 year ago
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The White Reindeer: The Finnish Folk Horror Classic
Here is a review of one of the most famous Finnish films ever made, The White Reindeer. An odd passion project for it's married creative leads, this remains a unique work within folk horror.
Folk horror continues to be a significant subject of interest within our spheres, thanks in no small part to the recent publications and boxsets created to celebrate and highlight the trend. The term originates in the seventies, positing recent British works like Blood on Satan’s Claw (Piers Haggard, 1971), Witchfinder General (Michael Reeves, 1968), and The Wicker Man (Robin Hardy, 1973)…
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prokopetz · 1 month ago
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Since we're getting into "did you know that Santa's eight tiny reindeer are a reference to the eight legs of Odin's steed?" season once again, remember: while there are some elements of Christmas (or Hallowe'en, or Easter, or...) observations that are probably pre-Christian in origin, before one believes any of that this-is-really-100%-just-a-Pagan-holiday-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off stuff, one must consider all of the following possibilities:
Our earliest known records of the cited pre-Christian practices were written down by some random Christian monk centuries after the fact, and we genuinely have no idea how accurate this account is, to what extent the apparent similarities with Christian practice are due to the author deliberately or unwittingly putting a Christian spin on it, or indeed, whether they were just making shit up.
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by Christian writers who were bent for prefiguration theology (i.e., the idea that the Bible echoes backwards in time and pre-Christian religious practices were unwittingly imitating future Christian practices).
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by Protestant writers who believe that all Pagan deities are Satan in disguise, so they think that if they can prove that Catholic practices are secretly Pagan in origin, that proves that Catholics are secretly Satanists.
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by overzealous mythographers trying to prove that all mythology and religion throughout all of human history is secretly a single unified monomyth; if it's pre-Victorian, expect shades of prefiguration theology, while if it's post-Victorian, expect a lot of stuff about the Collective Unconscious.
A bunch of 19th Century proto-Fascists were trying to construct a pre-Jewish cultural identity (and considered Christianity to be tainted by association), but didn't want to give up any of the fun rituals, so they made some shit up about how it was still okay to do Christmas because something something Odin, or whatever.
A bunch of early 20th Century Pagan reconstructionists filled in the gaps in their understanding of pre-Christian ritual with culturally Christian assumptions, then turned around and pointed at their own accidentally Christianised reconstructions as evidence that Christian practices are derived from them.
A bunch of late 20th Century self-help manual authors tried to break into the occult bookstore market by uncritically repeating any or all of the above.
Someone on the Internet just made it up.
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saturninemysticthreads · 1 year ago
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devildomwriter · 1 year ago
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A Christmas Song They Absolutely Hate
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Lucifer (That damn chipmunk song)
Enough said, he cannot tolerate it at all, the second he hears those squeaky voices he’ll react somewhat violently. Whatever he needs to do to get that music to stop the fastest, he will do, even launching Mammon into the speaker.
Mammon (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)
He hates the song. He’s not so big an idiot that he doesn’t realize everyone only suddenly likes Rudolph because they think he’s useful, he thinks it’s a bad song and the reindeer are big jerks.
Leviathan (Baby, it’s cold outside)
“Those fucking normies. They’re just all over each other, go to hell.”
Satan (God rest ye merry gentlemen.)
They literally diss him in the song, like what’d he do to those guys personally, it makes him very angry to hear carolers singing it especially.
Innocent Carolers: “To save us all from Satan’s power—“
Satan: *yelling from across the street* “I didn’t do anything to you!”
Asmodeus (That damn chipmunk song)
Like normally squeaky or soft voices are kinda cute but nuh-uh, not this one. It feels like nails on a chalkboard to him.
Beelzebub (Believe)
He doesn’t really care but the song Believe makes him kinda sad.
It’s a great song with a bittersweet message and it makes him tear up a little when he hears it so he’s come to not like it much.
Belphegor (Anything hard to fall asleep to)
It doesn’t matter the song, if it’s too uppitty he can’t fall asleep. Even Christmas gospel can send him to sleep but not something like All I Want For Christmas is You.
Solomon (That damn chipmunk song)
It needs no introduction. It’s a song he’d hoped would die out soon after its release but it’s been well over a decade and occasionally he hears it playing and sighs deeply at how disappointing human musical taste has become.
Thirteen (That damn chipmunk song)
She hates it and will only occasionally tolerate it by playing it whenever Solomon is nearby in hopes of seeing his face fall.
Simeon (Santa baby)
The song really drives him nuts, he doesn’t have a real reason he just really dislikes it. Maybe it’s the greed at Christmas time which isn’t even about gifts, but it just really irks him.
Luke
He loves them all, except super romantic ones because that’s not what Christmas is about!
Raphael (All I want for Christmas is you)
That’s not the point of Christmas at all and the song mentions nothing about the true meaning of Christmas everything about some random romantic interest really irritates him. He’s not above spearing the sound system if the song isn’t changed.
Michael (12 days of Christmas)
It's just so long and repetitive.
He’d rather listen to shorter songs than one that just doesn’t seem to end, like get to the next song already, turtledoves aren’t even an existing species anymore—don’t remind him of such a tragedy.
Mephistopheles (Basically all of them)
Mephistopheles isn’t a Christmas demon, he only tolerates it for Diavolo’s sake but he’ll be damned if a song plays around him and Diavolo isn’t there. He’ll contact whoever he needs to to change the music immediately.
Barbatos (Dominic the donkey)
He hates it because he believes it’s rather stupid but also because it cracks Diavolo up so Diavolo plays it a few times a day to amuse himself and Barb is really sick of hearing it.
Diavolo
He loves all of them, even the damn chipmunk song. Even the Christmas gospel doesn’t really bother him but he doesn’t pay as much attention to it as he does humming along to the other songs. He does laugh when he hears Satan’s name in God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, so he actually likes that one.
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The biggest, brightest, gaudiest display in all of Indiana
Written for the @steddieholidaydrabbles, day 5
Prompt: domestic fluff
Rated: G
CW: one slight mention of PTSD
Tags: Post Vecna; everybody lives; pining; Steve Harrington has a crush on Eddie Munson; Christmas
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It's starting to snow by the time Steve gets home, white flakes floating in the headlights of the beemer like balls of cotton. It crunches under his feet as he sloshes towards the front door. 
Even with Christmas more than two weeks away, they've been swamped with customers lately, the cold wind and unending snowfalls luring people inside. Now, away from the buzz, the world seems quiet. Peaceful, covered under its white blanket. 
Except Steve still hasn't learned to trust that peace. Even after more than a year, even with El assuring them time and again that it's over, they've won, … he still flinches at sounds in the night, looks for escape routes and things to fashion into weapons when entering a room. He isn't sure he'll ever stop.
He shakes his head to chase away the thoughts as he scales the steps to the front porch. He isn’t sure where they're coming from. Probably a combination of stress and the looming depression that always hangs over him at Christmas time, when all of his friends are with their families and he's left in this big, empty house, alone. He’ll take a shower, heat a microwave meal, and see what's on TV, that will-
The front door is unlocked. 
He's certain he turned the key not once, but twice before he left. 
Steve slides into the dark entrance hall on silent feet. He passes the umbrella stand, eyes scanning his surroundings, and his hand finds the hilt of the nail bat. There's a creak from overhead, like feet on floorboards. 
The attic. 
The hatch is gaping open as he creeps upstairs, the foldout ladder down. 
He holds his breath and inches his way upwards, rung by rung, bat clutched in one white-knuckled hand. 
"Hello, Steven," growls a voice, and he abruptly comes face-to-face with a grimace full of too-large teeth. 
Steve yelps, slips on the ladder, and goes sprawling on his ass. The nail bat rolls off into the shadows. 
"Oh, shit!" Another face appears behind the monster. One haloed in a mane of dark curls and crowned by a fuzzy Santa hat. "You okay, man?" 
"Fuck," Steve curses, clambering to his feet and rubbing at his sore butt. "Eddie? What are you doing up there?" 
Eddie rolls his eyes and flashes him a toothy grin. It tugs at the scar on his jaw, the one he claims looks totally metal but hides under his hair most of the time. The one that Steve wants to map with his lips.
"Picking up that drill Wayne wanted to borrow. Told you I'd swing by after my shift at the garage." 
Steve settles down on the dusty floorboards and frowns. "Wasn't that at noon or something?" 
Like he doesn’t know. Like he hasn't memorized all of Eddie’s shifts. Only stopped dropping him off and picking him up every day because Eddie told him to stop. No satanic panic mobs left, no need for a bodyguard.
Eddie cocks his head in confusion and glances at his watch. "Why, what time is i- … whoops. Guess I got side-tracked." 
He shakes the monster- which, upon closer inspection, turns out to be a life-sized nutcracker. Its red-cheeked, too-wide smile mocks him and Steve just barely manages to not flip it off. 
Instead, he looks over the cardboard boxes around Eddie, all in various states of unpacked-ness. String lights coiled in thick tangles, dusty elves and reindeer and sugar canes. 
"Dude," Eddie says. He's pulled several colorful baubles from somewhere and is looping the strings over his ears. It looks ridiculous. It looks adorable.  "You never told me you're hiding Santa's village up here." 
"Didn’t even know we still had this," Steve mumbles, pulling the nearest box closer. It contains the huge neon letters spelling MERRY XMAS. "It's been forever since we got them out. Way before-"
He trails off. The words hang unspoken in the stale air. 
"I always wanted this, y’know?" Eddie says. His fingers are tracing Rudolph's shiny nose. "The whole shebang with the lights and the decorations and the music. Only so much you can do at the trailer." 
Steve hums vaguely, watches the way Eddie’s eyes crinkle, how the tip of the Santa hat flops into his face, and represses the urge to brush it back, trace those dimples with the pads of his thumbs. 
Eddie is looking at him with big, expectant cow eyes. 
"Huh?" 
"I said," Eddie repeats, sways into his space. "We should totally do it. Get all this stuff out. The biggest, brightest, gaudiest display in all of Indiana." 
Steve bites back a laugh, ignores how his stomach flutters at Eddie’s huge, excited grin. 
"I dunno. Sounds like a lot of work for just me." 
"Yeah, about that …" Eddie’s smile dims and his gaze drops. "I've been meaning to ask …" 
He starts to pick at his cuticles, so Steve habitually reaches for one of his hands to stop him. 
"Ask what?" 
Eddie sucks in a breath, and the next words rush out on the exhale, all at once. 
"So Wayne sort of took the holiday shifts because a guy got sick, so it'll just be me, and I thought …since you'll also be … alone, y'know, maybe we could …" 
"Eds," Steve says. The flutter in his stomach is turning into a hurricane. "Are you asking if I wanna spend Christmas together?" 
"What? Nah!" Eddie winks at him. "As if you'd deny me, please! I'm asking if we can get your ridiculous light show out." 
Steve snorts a laugh, chest warm and tingly and bright. "What, all of it?" 
"Hell yes, all of it," Eddie throws his head back and cackles, almost losing the hat. "It's gonna be our year, big boy!" 
They stay up in the attic for a long time, bickering and joking and unpacking boxes upon boxes of sparkly decor. Outside, the snow continues to fall. 
Steve hopes they'll get a white Christmas. 
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Part 2
All of my holiday drabbles
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goryhorroor · 9 months ago
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Do you have any folk horror recs for someone who’s just getting into horror? Midsommar’s the only one I’ve seen and I loved it
blood on satan’s claw, the conquerors worm, haxan, viy, eve’s bayou, witchhammer, the devil rides out, the white reindeer, captain clegg, robin redbreast, marketa lazarova, the city of the dead, tumbbad, a field in england, the ritual, onibaba, kwaidan, apostle, picnic at hanging rock, kuroneko, the wicker man, and the wailing!
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teacupwrites · 10 months ago
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As Above, So Below
Before this starts, let me establish a few things so the story is easier to understand. Y/n is kind of an Overlord? She’s a deer demon, though I can’t decide between a Reeve’s muntjac and a reindeer.
This is just an experiment to see if people would be interested in this, I just rlly liked the concept. And if you do like this and want more, do tell me! I love hearing feedback on my stories.
That’s all! Enjoy the story!
Yours Truly, Blood x
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Overlords. Sinners rising up to power in a way only few could do. There were plenty littered across Hell. The three Vees, Carmilla Carmine, Zestial, Alastor, Missi ZIlla, Rosie. All of them hovering above other sinners knowing they could kill with ease.
Until that same sinner revived later, of course. No one could die in hell, unless wielded by an angelic weapon. Of course though, not everyone owned Angelic Steel, and not everyone was going to be quick to use their precious buys.
When you died, you were…kind of an Overlord? When you first arrived in Hell, you panicked, and ran and fled until you ran into your father. He greeted you with open arms, introducing you to all of his friends.
You were one of the few people Alastor genuinely cared about. 
When you were alive, you were all he cared for. His wife died when you were born, ascending into heaven peacefully. The cannibal taught you everything, how to cook, how to sing, how to dance, how to play each instrument he knew.
When you turned eighteen, he confessed to you his sins, his murders, every little bad thing he did. The man wanted badly for you to pick your own destiny, and be able to choose to join your mother in heaven.
But you refused. You loved your father so, and took after him. You aided in few killings, though mostly you took his hunts and made them into beautiful dishes you sold to unaware guests.
Cooking was always one of your biggest talents, as well as writing. And when Alastor introduced you to the hotel, you had offered to be the one to help with advertisement and to cook for the guests.
In which there was none, but you never spoke about that.
When your father found you, it took him a while to let the others know you existed. The first friend of Alastor’s you met was Rosie, the cannibal Overlord. 
She was basically an aunt to you, someone to step in as your mother despite your father having no romantic desires anymore. She taught the cello, and introduced you to the different ways that demon meat was cooked compared to humans.
Then Nifty, who was basically your little sister. She was crazy, but sweet, and always spoke fondly of you whenever you hung out with her. Though sometimes it was frightening to suddenly walk in and have her all over you. But you still loved her.
Then finally, Husker. The grumpy bartender. The first time you met him, he was forced to babysit you whilst your father left for an Overlord meeting, and Satan did he ignore you.
But eventually, your pokes, prods, and pleads managed to break down his walls, and he cared for you like you were his own, despite you being a fully grown adult. 
And after about seven years of being in Hell, he allowed you to speak to the hotel. At first, they were extremely suspicious of you and your potential powers, though with one, simple action, you gained their trust.
It was a night out, when Vaggie and Charlie went up to speak to heaven, and everyone but Alastor was going out. He trusted you, and allowed you to go and keep a close eye on the group to make sure they didn’t get too wasted.
Though when Angel got tangled up with Valentino, you snapped. Angel was like a younger brother to you, he was fragile, kind, and sweet. And when you saw pink chains clutched to his wrist you wanted nothing more than to rip that moth’s vocal chords out.
Your antlers grew, your eyes grew a staticy red, your claws sharpened, as well as your teeth. When you hovered behind Angel, there was a ring formed around you by guests who stared in horror.
That night, Valentino learned a very valuable lesson, as did everyone else in the club.
Don’t mess with the daughter of the radio.
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“I swear toots! I told you I’m fine!” Angel protested, pushing away at your prodding claws as you checked over him for any injuries. “He didn’t even touch me!”
You glowered down at him, ears pinned down to the top of your head as you continued to look over him despite his insistence.
“That rancid pest had chains on you,” you hissed, finally leaning back with your hands propped up on your hips. “That moth is lucky I didn’t rip his wings off of his back.”
Angel gave a thankful smile, using his facial expressions rather than words to show his gratitude.
“Fine, fine,” you sighed, finally turning away and leaving him alone. “I should probably make dinner.”
With that you pranced over to the kitchen that your father brought out of thin air with a snap of his fingers, claiming to a protesting Vaggie that at the time you were to be trusted with making them food.
“Seriously though,” you began, grabbing your cookbook and flicking through the thick pages. “If you need anything, you know I could overpower Valentino. Even if I’m not the biggest fan of conflicts I will not hesitate to help.”
Grabbing a wooden spoon, you gestured with it as you glanced over to Angel who wobbled over to the couch like a recently born fawn.
“Don’t get yourself involved with him,” he replied, plopping down onto the seat with a heavy sigh. “I don’t need you to get the Vees on you just because of some stupid mistake I made.”
You hummed in reply, though decided not to argue further. Instead, you got to cooking, dishing up some pasta and beginning to pound in some pork. Despite needing to multitask, you handled it very well as you switched between stirring and then checking on the chicken.
“She’s gonna be on you for weeks,” Husk called from the bar, his tail swishing behind him. “Seriously, mama bear over there worried about Nifty for a week because she scraped her knee.”
You shot the bartender a glare, ears pinned back. But even with your intimidating glance, Husk knew very well you would never willingly bring harm to him. Despite being in hell, it wasn’t in your nature.
“Not true,” you replied, feeling your ears flick in amusement as you fixed up the lemon pasta. “She broke her leg, it wasn’t just a scrape.”
Before Husk could snap back a witty reply, there was a gush of wind that rolled through the hotel, causing everyone to look over. And standing there in the door way was a figure you recognized by heart.
“Papa,” you breathed, giving a joyous smile at the radio demon who strutted in with confidence. “Glad to see you home.”
Alastor immediately made his way over to you, glancing over the bubbling pot of pasta you continued to occasionally stir.
“Good evening, my little fawn,” he greeted, wrapping an arm around you in a warm embrace. “What is it you're brewing up tonight?”
“Lemon pasta and schnitzel,” you stated proudly, grabbing an oven mitt to pull out the carefully made pork, serving bits onto plates whilst flicking the oven off and sliding the pot of pasta off of the burner. “Wanted to make something different tonight.”
Alastor hummed in reply, patting your back once more with a charming grin.
Before the both of you could continue your conversation, the door slammed open once more. 
Everyone whipped around to see Vaggie and Charlie walk into the hotel, and as they did, you immediately knew something was off. However, you just tried to ignore it, quickly serving up a plate of both the lemon pasta and pork onto a plate, going over to Charlie with your signature smile.
“Good evening, Charlie!” you chirped, holding out the plate to her. “How was He-”
Before you could even try to offer her the plate, it was knocked from your hands, the contents falling onto the floor in a wet slop of once delicious food. Your ears pinned back, and static emitted from your overall figure as she trudged past you and upstairs.
But after a moment, you gained your composure, ears returning to their original stance as you looked down to the mess. But before you could lean down, Nifty was quick to dart over and wave you away as she offered to clean it up herself.
With a sigh, you accepted, and turned to Vaggie. Never before had you seen her so devastated, and heartbroken, so of course it had you confused.
“Something happened,” you stated, and she also brushed past you. “I’m guessing the meeting didn’t go well.”
“Not much of a surprise,” Alastor called from where he had sat himself at the dinner table, curling up his pasta with his fork.
You shot your father a quick glare, before whisking over to Vaggie once more. With a gentle, yet firm grip you turned her around, and guided her back to the table, sitting her down.
“I don’t care how upset you may be with Charlie, or how much you don’t trust me,” you began, having Niffy quickly serve her a dish of your cooking. “You both need to eat, and you will eat.”
You sighed, stepping away from Vaggie and getting both Niffty and Husk a plate, setting them down in their assigned seats before finally letting yourself eat as well. Though your natural instincts made you want to wait, wait till Charlie had her fill.
The silence that followed was deafening, with the air so thick with tension that it could be cut with a knife. The only sounds that sounded throughout the dining room was the soft clatter of forks against plates.
“What happened?” you inquired softly, breaking the awkward silence that sat across the table. “I’ve never seen Charlie so upset before…”
Vaggie paused, which was when you realized she hadn’t taken a single bite, only poking at her food every now and then. Her one yellow eyes trailed up to you, and she sucked in a deep breath.
“I’m an exterminator…I’m a fallen angel.”
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The upper levels of the studio, although luxurious and much more relaxing, always stunk. The stench of sex and sweat stuck to every wall, and it made Velvette cringe and curl up on the floor.
But when she had been scrolling through Sinstagram and saw stuff about Alastor, she couldn’t resist coming up to where Vox and Valentino were to tell him about it. 
It was no secret that Vox had an obsession with the radio demon, and to say it was bad was a bit of understatement. The TV headed Overlord had begun to ignore his business, his partner, but most importantly…his child.
Axial was a bit of an accident, and no one, not even Vox, knows how exactly he was made. He just kind of…popped out of nowhere. The Overlord heir was a lot more reserved than his father, but their powers were matched.
Velvette strutted into the main lobby of the upper levels, brushing off her skirt whilst wincing.
Upon the leather seats, there were the three of them, Valentino, Vox, and Axial. 
“Velvette,” Vox greeted charmingly, fixing up his slightly crooked top hat. “How are you this lovely evening?”
A devilish smile crossed the influencer’s lips, and she came forward, and quickly connected her phone to the TV. After powering it on, her phone screen was then cast to that of the TV.
The three Overlords turned to it, eyes glued to the screen a lot like a moth to a flame, which was ironic because of Valentino’s demon type- but that didn’t matter.
“Turns out not only is Alastor back in town,” Velvette began, grabbing the remote and scrolling down and pausing upon a picture that made Vox tense up, his digital gaze hardening. “But he also has brought along a daughter.”
Thanks to cameras and peeking eyes from other demons, social media was blowing up with Alastor’s little carbon copy. It was for sure his daughter, the same hair, same eyes, same ears, same style.
“He has a FuUucking daughter?!” Vox exclaimed, shooting up from his couch to gesture at the screen in disbelief, voice lagging out. 
Velvette smiled mischievously, standing back a few steps as she witnessed the baby man of an Overlord yell and screech at the TV like a bird with broken vocal cords. She even went out of her way to record the session.
And as she did so, she caught something in the corner of her eye. 
When she shifted her candy cane gaze over to Axial, she couldn’t help but silently study his expression. Unlike his father, his red and blue eyed gaze trained on the screen with features that showed curiosity, amazement, and…adoration.
Velvette grinned with malice, stopping the recording and jumping back onto Sinstagram with new motives in mind.
This is going to be very…very interesting
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idiopathicsmile · 1 year ago
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happy holidays, friends! let's warm up with some christmas carol hot takes
at the end of the day i would argue there are really only five christmas songs: 1. "Pile On the Nostalgia! (I'm Not Saying Christmas is About Presents but it's Not Not About Presents)"
top tier example: The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole
mid tier: Jolly Old Saint Nicolas
shit tier example: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (i worked a retail job one holiday season where this song was in the rotation. i'm pretty sure that violates OSHA.)
2. "Oh The Temperature Is Dropping But My Thoughts Are Firmly On Boning"
top tier example: I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm (the Ella Fitzgerald version is especially excellent. note: this song is also "singin' in the rain" minus like thirty degrees fahrenheit.)
mid tier: Let it Snow!
shit tier example: Baby It's Cold Outside (even putting discourse aside, i just don't think it's a very good song)
3. "Hey Guys, Remember Jesus?"
top tier example: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (i don't believe in a christian god but i love a moody, dark christmas song and this one has the guts to mention Satan by name)
mid tier: Do You Hear What I Hear?
shit tier: tbh i am not super schooled on this genre because i wasn't raised christian but like idk, Christmas Shoes?
4. "Extremely Specific Anecdote Meant For Children that Gets More Disquieting The Longer You Think On It"
these are all cursed, that is the nature of the genre. examples: Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
5. "Haha Bell Goes Ding"
top tier example: Carol of the Bells
mid: Jingle Bells
shit tier: it is impossible to write an awful song in this subheading bc let me let u in on a little secret...bell goes ding
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hellcatazura · 1 year ago
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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names. Used to 👿
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helvetets-gytter · 4 months ago
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Heavy Trip headcanon’s!!
Felt like sharing these cuz why not lol
Most are just stuff I feel like fits in how i see things and how I see them, some are more personal taste and others are just random too, so if u disagree with any that’s totally fine!
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I love these guysss
Turo❤️
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First of all.. Bi Icon
Therapist friend.. he always wants to leant a listening ear and comfort people around him, yet won’t let others do this with him..
Passiv Suicidal, would never admit to it
Actually had a sorta disliking to his job in the psychiatric institution, but he liked taking care of the people there so he stuck with it
Looking past the music his band makes he also sings as a way to express himself
He’s an ambivert, leaning more to introverted
Often can be really anxious. His anxiety can lead to him vomiting from being overwhelmed, this can also happen randomly..
Turo loves hugs but refuses to ask for them.. generally loves physical touch
Strong habit of playing with his hair or chewing on his nails
He’s close to all of his friends, though he’s really close with Pasi the most
Turo once got corpse paint done by Xytrax
Jynkky💙
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HE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART
Always tries to be supportive and optimistic, putting others before himself..
Had a bad nu metal phase before switching to heavy metal-
Probably was the extrovert who adopted all of them and made the friend group they are now
Jynkky is a horrible liar.. poor guy lol
Extremely clumsy.. I can imagine he once accidentally knocked over his whole drum set-
Tries looking at the bright side in every situation
Is very fond of physical touch, loooves hugs!
LOVES the reindeer soup Lotvonen’s mum makes
Him and Lotvonen are closest to each other and share familiarity, as a kid Jynkky often was treated like a second child to his parents
Lotvonen🩵
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He might be annoying but he’s just being himself
most likely to have ADHD out of the group
Secretly loves 80s glam metal
Lotvonen IS the gay cousin..
Pretty sure my guy has some anger issues-
Loves taking care of the reindeers at the slaughter house despite knowing their end-
Dislikes the reindeer soup his mum makes but still eats it for her.. griefs the reindeer ngl
General love for animals, was probably the type to beg his parents for a pet as a child or brought random outside animals in the house
He’s very willing to eat inedible things, just give him 20 cents lol
Dude definitely has brainrot and annoys Jynkky with it on daily basis
He’s also definitely obsessed with FNAF and knows the lore by heart
Pasi/Xytrax🖤
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Hyperfixation on black metal and other different subcultures / genres in general..
Can sing really good but has stage fright and generally doesn’t like singing in front of others.. that’s why he’s the bass player, no one gives a damn about them lol /j
Deep interest in Satanism and Paganism.. most likely reads about Odism too
Definitely likes to bone hunt in the forest
Likes painting his nails black
Close to Turo, appreciates how he can express himself without being judged
Listening to music on his discman/walkman while working, usually no one cares
He doesn’t talk a lot.. but if he does he speaks his mind to the fullest
Professional daydreamer (real af)
He rather suppresses his feelings and acts nonchalant all the time because he just can't express his emotions „correctly“..
Way too much sense of awkwardness
has a constant monotonous voice, even if he doesn’t mean it
Probably autistic
He’s the last one to enter a relationship, either because he simply doesn’t understand the concept, is oblivious to hints or because he knows he can’t express his affection
If he’ll get a partner the gender wouldn’t matter at all, if he loves someone it’s unimportant to him. Although he doesn’t label himself people assume he’s pansexual.
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disneydarlin · 10 days ago
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe; Jadis —Aesthetic
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The White Witch's Character & Personality
Jadis is the soul survivor of Charn, having destroyed all life of her home universe with a magic spell. Despite being an alien in other worlds, she uses her humanoid yet tall appearance to her advantage. Jadis eventually discovers the realm of Narnia and proclaims herself queen. Upon which she cursed her Narnian subjests to endure an eternal winter. Jadis' tyrannical rule caused a hundred-year state of frozen snow and ice, which lasted all through her reign, earning her the title, the "White Witch." She also uses her dark magic to freeeze anyone into statues who dare to displease her. Jadis is a depraved, satanic temptress who embodies the pain in the world. She doesn't take orders from anyone and is quite sociopathic, never caring if she lies or kills anyone. As such, Jadis is deceptive and enjoys lying. She pretends to be kind and gentle towards Edmund as part of her ploy to circumvent a prophecy. Jadis also enjoys riding in her reindeer-drawn slay.
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nerdy-talks · 1 year ago
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I love this artwork (,,> ᴗ <,,)
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My favorite part :
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Check out how grumpy Scrooge McLucifer looks xD
Put those ears on him, Asmo! Don't give up until he agrees to be ✨festive✨
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Satan is also wearing little reindeer ears! He's so cute ;w;
And Beel makes an adorable reindeer as well! Then Levi, Mammon, and Belphie all have Santa hats on while Asmo is donning a pretty bow 💚❤️
At least I think Belphie is wearing a Santa hat... Either that or fuzzy garland since I don't see the actual hat part. Did the devs forget to add it, or is the latter true? Or am I just that blind? lol
Speaking of Mammon....
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Imagine being pocket-sized and everyone taking turns carrying you around at all times :3
Anyway... Who else is excited for the new upcoming song from the Obey Me! boys?
I know I am! ('•u•')
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