#|| Breaking the ice || Answered

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

[traincarsandstars]

There is a sleeping Bailu curled up at her work station with her granite pestle still in her hands. She worked hard today.

[nixie-deangel]

@phisworld14 who asked for 🍷🍷💔:

🍷 Jake's family causes the hangster break up

“Thank you,” Jake breathes, soft and full of gratitude as he stands to shake Mav’s hand. “Really. I know I’m…” He pauses as he struggles to find the right words but comes up blank. “I just. Thank you.” Dropping Mav’s, he moves to take Kazansky’s but lets his own fall back to his side when the older man makes no move to take his.

💔 icemav break up / icedad

“You know if you wanted to get back with him, I wouldn’t….be, uh. Well. I wouldn’t try to stand in your way or kick up a fuss or anything, pops.”  Bradley blurts out suddenly and Tom can’t help his instant response to choke on the sip of coffee he’d been about to swallow over it.

Make Nixie Write!

[glacialswordsman]

honestly abyss lumine thinks her brother has lost his marbles. what's even in the teyvat drinking water.

Oh, Archons, not this one too.

[madrcams]

@koopzilla cont. [ ✦ ]:

His pug snout flattened and then flicked itself back into place.

"Watch it! That's sensitive."

" My bad! Didn't mean to push too hard! "

But she reaches out for his nose yet again- however only gives it a very gentle, surface pat where she'd previously booped. Sorry!

... she's still openly snickering in amusement, though. Little stinker.

[myristicisms]

miriam, is it true your type is super super ugly fugly men??? *insert those weird edits of dante's face*

Fine eyebrows furrow, confusion glimmering within cerulean eyes before she bites back a soft groan. The edits in question certainly do make her tastes look less than superb but... “ Ugly? I mean... Maybe a little scruffy and pathetic but ugly? Hm... Hey! Wait no! My type is not ugly men! It's pathetic losers which I fear is worse. ”

[townofcadence]

It's time for Artair's favorite guy, Poosuke Yosuke to appear :]

".....Why do you look like a low-quality jpeg of yourself?"

[normaltothemax]

Intervention Starters “Drop your weapon.” (jason but here we are. ooooh the drama)

Anger tinted green, shining out through his eyes, making them glow that toxic, neon hue of the Pit.

Now, Jason liked to think he was a pretty patient guy. He could handle a lot of shit hurled his way. But there was something about John goddamn Winchester that just managed to get under his skin, since the second he’d met him. It wasn’t even anything he’d said to Jason that’d set him off, but the buildup of every word that’d come out of his mouth and been directed towards Dean. Cutting remarks, condescension, so much bullshit that’d only served to piss Jason off more and more.

Still, he’d kept his mouth shut, because Dean was a grown-ass man who could fight his own battles and this was between him and his father.

But then John took it a step too far. He fucking dared to lay a hand on Dean. Grabbed him by the collar and slammed him back against a wall in their own fucking home. Jason was there in an instant, the barrel of a gun pressed against John’s temple, the only thing stopping him from pulling the trigger being Dean’s presence.

Pit or no Pit, he didn’t like to kill abusers in front of the people they hurt, if he could help it.

Just like that, the Pit had swallowed Jason whole, brought with it that familiar, serene certainty that what he was doing was right. “Do you have any idea what I do to pieces of shit like you that like to throw their kids around?” His voice was quiet, cold, and completely calm. Jason wasn’t here anymore; this was the Red Hood out in full force.

“Drop your weapon.”

Dean’s voice cut loudly through the whispers of the Pit, the ones telling him to do it, pull the trigger, make him pay, he deserved it. Jason didn’t look away from his target, but he did hesitate. This was the right thing to do, he knew that. The Pit had told him so. So why was Dean defending him?

“Dean…”

@therebetterbepie (x)

[ink--theory]

Carpal tunnel got ya too?

yeah and you got these two pieces of shit mainly to blame! ^_^

[adrift-in-thyme]

Hello :3 I’m Plink. Can we be friends? I read and re-read all of your Legend whumptober works and ever since then have thought you are a very cool person and I would very much like to be your friend :3 Also I heard you watched FMAB? I was the Anon who talked about the representation in what body parts were taken in the process of human transmutation (if you remember that ask XD) Who is your favorite character? Is it too forward to just ask to be friends?

Hi Plink!! I remember your tags on my Legend whumptober works! I still reread them now! They always put a grin on my face. Whumping a blorbo is fun, but seeing someone else enjoy it too? That makes it one hundred percent better

I would love to be friends!!!

Of course I remember that ask! I still think about it now! I even shared it with my brother after I convinced him to watch fmab and he was like “oh gosh wow I never thought of that” and we just sat there in silence thinking about it for a minute lol.

My favorite character is Ed! I love every character tbh (even the villains are fun to hate lol), but that angry little gremlin crawled into my heart and refused to leave XD

Who’s yours?

[liuisi]

honestly i dont think ive ever felt more like a stereotypical uni student than i have this weekend

[pillowspace]

Fascinated by how many people are picking the Daycare Attendant on that poll, I would have been soo scared of Sun

[rebelichor]

Like or comment on this post for something in your inbox from Ariadne! Can request a specific setting if you wish.

She's available in media I'm familiar with such as Avatar (Sarentu), Cyberpunk (Streetkid), Elden Ring (Astrologer), Far Cry 5/6 (Yaran girl), Final Fantasy 7 (upperplate Midgar kid), and also for modern worlds, medieval fantasy worlds etc etc.

[nessgrahampayser]

why are you gay (THIS IS A SILLY JOKE)

I thought I made it quite clear that I'm proud of who I am. Why, you jealous?

[glacialswordsman]

@inblazes | unprompted.

“What have I done to you to deserve this—RECENTLY.”

[livedtough]

@therapardalis said: "After all the fun we've had together?" [Steven, maybe kidding around ;)]

↣ INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

"Have we?" It's not cold, nor is it unkind, but it's a little nervous, as most of what comes from Steven tends to be. It takes everything he has not to start genuinely stuttering. "Had fun, I mean." He pauses. Hesitates, really. Trips over his own thoughts so much that it takes him a moment to get them from his brain into words. "I have. I mean, I think I have, anyway. You're really nice to spend time with." No, no, too far. Bring it back. "Uh--I don't have to. I mean, I can stay."