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Intervention Starters “Drop your weapon.” (jason but here we are. ooooh the drama)
Anger tinted green, shining out through his eyes, making them glow that toxic, neon hue of the Pit.
Now, Jason liked to think he was a pretty patient guy. He could handle a lot of shit hurled his way. But there was something about John goddamn Winchester that just managed to get under his skin, since the second he’d met him. It wasn’t even anything he’d said to Jason that’d set him off, but the buildup of every word that’d come out of his mouth and been directed towards Dean. Cutting remarks, condescension, so much bullshit that’d only served to piss Jason off more and more.
Still, he’d kept his mouth shut, because Dean was a grown-ass man who could fight his own battles and this was between him and his father.
But then John took it a step too far. He fucking dared to lay a hand on Dean. Grabbed him by the collar and slammed him back against a wall in their own fucking home. Jason was there in an instant, the barrel of a gun pressed against John’s temple, the only thing stopping him from pulling the trigger being Dean’s presence.
Pit or no Pit, he didn’t like to kill abusers in front of the people they hurt, if he could help it.
Just like that, the Pit had swallowed Jason whole, brought with it that familiar, serene certainty that what he was doing was right. “Do you have any idea what I do to pieces of shit like you that like to throw their kids around?” His voice was quiet, cold, and completely calm. Jason wasn’t here anymore; this was the Red Hood out in full force.
“Drop your weapon.”
Dean’s voice cut loudly through the whispers of the Pit, the ones telling him to do it, pull the trigger, make him pay, he deserved it. Jason didn’t look away from his target, but he did hesitate. This was the right thing to do, he knew that. The Pit had told him so. So why was Dean defending him?
“Dean��”
@therebetterbepie (x)
#therebetterbepie#✦ ic: jason todd#✦ answered: jason todd#✦ thread: drop your weapon (jason todd & dean winchester)#i can almost guarantee that if john tries to fight him jason WILL hurt him#break his fucking arm or something at the very least#but hoooo boy is he ever gonna feel like a piece of shit for this later#he wouldn't feel bad about hurting john#but he'd feel bad about upsetting dean#✦ verse: but here we are (jason todd)#✦ connection: letting yourself have nice things (jason todd & dean winchester)
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💝 any pairing runs off
Hahahaha..........I might have gone crazy stupid. It's gonna be under the line cause hoooo boy.
(Picrews linked here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here)
"K- Kierron? Well I know he's intimidating....and a little frightening at first. But really he's a nice guy. Sure it's understandable why some people might be scared of him but....I think he's wonderful. Really I do, he's an amazing, wonderful man. I'm...really happy being with him."
" *Sighs* That man's going to be the end of me... Zara's nice. He's strong, caring, a blockhead but that makes him somehow even more charming. I don't know how he did it, but I fell for him. Him being in my life....has given me so much joy. What? Wait- am I? J- Just go already!!"
"Thoughts on Onyx huh? Well she's smoking hot for starters. Totally fucking babe. Two, have you seen her fight? She's a goddamn beast! I should know, she's whooped my ass plenty of times but that's just how I like it. Yeah her brother's a piece of shit but I put up with him for her. Yeah yeah I know she's a demon and she doesn't believe me when I tell her how gorgeous she is. But do you think that's gonna stop me? Hell no!!"
"Princey!!! He's my best friend in the whole world!!! He's really pretty and dresses nice and sings really well!! He's really great with animals too!! I love being with him and his friends!! He's just really fun to be around and I wanna hold his hand a lot!! Huh? I like him? Of course I like him!!! He's the best!!!"
"Yes me and Dixie are close. I mean Alto was a huge fan of him before we even knew he was attending Night Raven so seeing him at VDC was a treat. But I do like him, who wouldn't? Handsome, funny, caring, really the guy any girl would want as a boyfriend. He's really amazing. Though I know my manager will hate that we're dating but I kinda don't give a shit. Hmmmmm....I wonder if he's free later?"
"Porsche, oh you mean my buddy! Yeah he's great!! Granted I don't really see him outside of school but I think he's pretty fucking cool! He makes dolls! That look exactly like the people he likes!! That's so cool!! I do worry him about him being a total shut-in so I get him snacks when he peeks his head out. And if anyone messes with him, they're catching these hands!! A- And I don't like him that way.....dummy."
"Me and Banikah go waaaaaaaaay back!!! We knew each other as little kids and we've been buddies ever since!! She used to beat the shit outta me, boy did those hurt!! Really she means a lot to me as a friend. We're like peanut butter and bananas, dynamite and match, the giant monster to my humongous robot that battle it out and destroys the whole city!!! Oh! Also she's the best cook I know, but I'm still pretty good!"
"L- Lord Miko..... To be honest I never thought they'd be my lover. I was ready to accept that no one would want me as a partner but...here we are. To them I owe everything to. It just feel..........odd. They treat me well and yet I often feel like I'm dreaming... Don't get me wrong I love them truly and I would never assume my feelings aren't returned but.......this is a lot for me to handle."
"Wha- oh you wanna know about Brielle? Well s- she's beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She fights like a knight and she's just.......wow. I do she's a criminal but I would almost let her go....... Oh and that's Tito too. He reminds me a lot of Christo but I don't really know why. He's pretty neat, strong, quiet. kinda. hot..............Y- YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!!!! Aaaaaaah forget it!!! I don't wanna them to maybe kick my ass- GAH WHY DID I SAY THAT!?!?!?"
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Prompt: "If he's crazy, good-looking, and an asshole, I've probably dated him" -Kirishima Eijirou Au (I was thinking maybe college au?) where Kirishima only dates bad boys and always ends up getting his heart broken in the end, whether it's because they always just want sex or they're just assholes. His bro kaminari is tired of seeing him like this so he sets him up with nice guy tetsutetsu and things are going well... but the Kirishima sees bakugo and well...he has a type
Hoooo yes good
i didn’t want to write an actual drabble ‘cause it would’ve been Too Long but here’s this outline!!
I’m not sure Kiri and Tetsu would click in that way at all if they were introduced on a date. They’re very BRO at each other so they probably end up as friends, but there’s no romantic spark there.
They figure that out pretty quickly into the date - and both of them are relieved to hear that the other thinks the same.
So they continue on with the ‘date’ but as a friends hanging out thing, and call Kaminari up to tell him what’s what so they get the rest of the Squad out for some partying instead.
Kiri and Tetsu go to the bar to wait for everyone to organise and show up, and settle into some good-natured chatting. Tetsu asks about Kirishima’s history of Disasters, and Kiri tells him about his unfortunate Type.
Tetsu: man,,, that’s roughKiri: yeah… so that’s why Denki thought he’d try to set me up with youTetsu: ah yeah he knows i’m into redheads, usuallyKiri: see now that’s a type that’s manageable
Tetsu gets up to go to use the bathroom, and Kiri is left sitting at the bar, moping a little at his bad luck.
Enter: one of Kiri’s exes. Kiri sees the guy before he sees Kiri.
Now, if Tetsu were there, he might ask the guy to pretend to be his boyfriend to get the ex off his back, but Tetsu isn’t. So Kirishima does the impulsive thing and jumps over the bar to hide. It’s not manly at all but he really can’t deal with this guy at the moment.
Hey, you might be saying. Hey Purb? Where’s Bakugou? Where is he?
WELL, Bakugou is one of the bartenders. He sees this dude leap the bar and prepares for the worst. He’s storming over, ready to throw down in case this guy’s trying to steal shit, but he just sits and looks panicked.
Bakugou changes tack - the guy’s probably drunk instead.
Baku: OI, get out of here!Kiri: Ah shit, hi, sorry! Can I just hide down here for a few? Just until my friend gets back? Or we’ve got, uh, more friends coming so if any of them-Baku: What the hell, man?Kiri: it’s just that I’ve seen my ex and he’s a real piece of work and if I talk to him I’ll die and have panic attacks for the rest of the week?
Now, Bakugou is not a monster, so he rolls his eyes but otherwise accepts this as a good reason to hide.
Baku: alright, whatever. what do your friends look like?Kiri: uhhhh, well the guy who’s here is a little like me but his hair is silver, and my other friends, uhhh, girl with pink hair, girl with short dark purple hair, blond guy with a black lightning bolt in his hair, and then Sero’s hair is black and pretty normal but he’s quite tall?Baku: so it’s the shitty hair squad i’ve gotta look out for? ugh, fine, but I better get a tip for thisKiri internally, realising this bartender guy is A) hot and B) kind of a jerk: oh no
Tetsu comes back to the bar, and is told by the bartender that Kiri is hiding. Tetsu’s a little confused but sure, why not?
The bartender gripes a little and asks if Kiri’s gonna leave yet. Kiri says no - he’d rather wait for everyone else first. The bartender continues to gripe as he serves his customers.
The Squad arrives, and Kiri hops back over the bar with a mix of thanks and apologies. Bakugou says to tell all that to the tip jar. Kiri does, and generously, and his friends drag him out to the dancefloor because he’s getting a Look on his face about the bartender and this was exactly what the date with Tetsu was trying to avoid.
The party goes on. Kiri dances with his friends and has fun. He goes back to the bar for another drink - nothing alcoholic this time, he’s just overheating a little.
Now,,, Kirishima is one whole dumbass,,, because why exactly did he jump over the bar? Why did he wait ‘til his friends were there to get back out? To avoid his ex.
The ex who pounces as soon as Kiri is alone at the bar.
Bakugou noticed the redheaded idiot come back over to the bar - he just hadn’t gotten over there to serve him yet. So when he sees him sort of being backed up to the bar, looking uncomfortable to the point of panic, he realised what had happened at once and got over there sharpish.
Baku: hey, what’s going on here?Ex: none of your business :) right Ei?Kiri: uh…Baku: you have five seconds to get the fuck out of hereEx: excuse me? you use that kind of language on a customer?Baku: three… two…Ex: look-Baku: one… zero! cool. you’re banned, numbnuts.Ex: wHAT?Baku: fuck off! I don’t want to see your greasy ass here ever againEx: i demand to see the managerBaku: bitch, i’m the fucking owner and i’m three seconds from calling security. you want me to start counting down again?Ex: ugh, FINE. come on, EijirouKiri: umBaku: nah, he’s stayingEx: but-Baku: it’s club policy not to let drunk partygoers go home with banned people or some shitEx: he’s not drunkBaku: dunno, looks pretty fucking drunk to meKiri: yeah, uh, i’ve had sooo much alcoholEx: UGH WHATEVEREx: *leaves*Baku: what a fucking asshole. you okay?Kiri: *hyperventilating*Baku: ah shit
Bakugou lets the other bartender - Camie? let’s go with Camie - he lets her know that he’s dealing with a distraught partygoer and takes Kiri into one of the back rooms to ride out the panic attack in private.
Once Kiri’s a little more lucid, Bakugou asks for his phone and uses it to contact his friends, who quickly pile up at the bar.
Bakugou returns Kiri to his friends, tells them that they’re all stupid for letting Kirishima go off by himself when they knew that his piece-of-shit ex was there, and goes back to work.
Kiri is taken home and has a Not So Great Time for a few days, but his friends are there and he gets through the downswing. Kiri comes out of the ordeal with a resolution to punch Ex in the face if he ever turns up again, and just a teensy little bit of a crush on the bartender who helped him out.
the Squad: no! he helped you, sure, but he was rude! you know what you’re like!Kiri: yeah,,, the Squad: you’re probably just hyped up on gratitudeKiri: maybe so….the Squad: you don’t even know his nameKiri: that’s why i’m gonna ASK him!!!
So Kiri goes back to the bar and zeroes in on the bartender (owner?). Only this time he’s got his megawatt grin on his face, and determination.
Bakugou recognises him - well, he did make a bit of an impact - and goes over to talk to him. Kiri introduces himself properly, Baku gives his own name back, and Kiri thanks him for helping him out.
Baku’s like ‘yeah whatever it’s just my job’ as if he hasn’t been wondering about Kiri and if he was okay after that altercation. Kiri knows how to be Very Charming when he wants to be, and the two of them keep chatting until Camie waves Bakugou down because Help There Are Customers, Just Give The Guy Your Number And Flirt Later
Bakugou is Outraged. Kiri gets his number.
Strictly for letting Bakugou know if there are any other assholes that Kirishima might want him to yell at. That’s it, of course. He might say it with a little bit of a smirk.
When Kiri gets home and sends off the first text to say Hey and gets one back almost immediately saying you sure took your time, huh?, he has a serious Uh Oh I’m Catching Feelings moment. Because Bakugou is like, 100% Kirishima’s type. He’s all brash and bold. He curses a lot. He’s loud. He’s aggressive and arrogant and a little bit of a jerk. He’s blond.
But… he let Kiri hide under the bar, got Kiri’s ex away from him and helped him through his panic attack until his friends arrived. A real jerk would’ve just let Kiri’s ex harrass him. Bakugou was obviously waiting for the text, too. Kirishima doesn’t even think Denki or Mina texted him back so quickly when they all exchanged numbers. Does that mean he likes him back? (Yes.)
Bakugou, for his part, is assuming that most of Kirishima’s apparent interest in him is because of the help. Like a weird gratitude thing. So he’s sort of expecting Kirishima to just be hitting on him from the word go, only the guy just. Texts. Like a friend. Asking him all these questions, chattering about his day, anything, everything. It’s... cute.
He comes back to the bar every few days to chat in person, until Camie tells Bakugou to just take him out on a date already so he doesn’t get distracted while working. Bakugou grumbles about being her boss. Bakugou does what she says.
Aaand basically they smorch and fall in love and live happily ever after.
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Winning Their Heart - Chapter 1 - Bakugou Katsuki
Ahhhh this is at like,,,, 3 Am for me and idk why it took me like a year to write this I literally started on this as soon as I go home around 9:30???
Anywho, here’s the first chapter! I hope you all enjoy because Todoroki is up next!!
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The cool breeze of Autumn had you furiously trying to keep your nose buried into your scarf and your hands tucked away in the pockets of your jacket. Walking to school had its perks but you were certainly feeling waves of regret after declining the offer for your parents to drive you today. An aggravated sigh left your lips as you made your way down the sidewalk until you were at the gates of the school. You see Bakugou a ways off, about halfway down the path towards to doors to the school and you pick up your pace a bit to attempt to catch up to him. He pretends not to notice you as you slide up next to him, almost breathless.
“You’re early again today!” You chirp keeping pace with him.
“Yeah, what of it?” He grumbles as he throws open one of the doors to the building. You note how he holds it open a second longer for you to slip in.
“Well, you’ve been getting here early for the past few days now.” You point out. He stops to give you a slightly annoyed look but you continue. “Any particular reason?”
“Why don’t you just mind your own goddamn business…?!” He snaps at you quickly. You hum in response, not even batting an eyelash at his little flare up at you.
“I knew it, so there is a reason!” You say, going to waggle your finger in his face. “I bet it’s because-”
You’re cut off when the red eyes male grabs your hand in his face and pulls you forward, much closer than you’d ever been to him before and he gives you a heated glare. By the luck of the gods, you were so happy that your cheeks were still nipped from the cold air outside or your red cheeks would have given you away instantly. While staring into his eyes, yours wide with surprise, his grip on your hand tightened and you could hear your erratic heartbeat in your ears.
“I said, mind your fucking business, shit head.” He growls before letting you go a little harshly. Bakugou’s quick to make his exit in a right huff, small explosions emanating from his calloused hands.
You stand there and blink, once, twice, three times before you finally can get yourself to move. Well that was odd... Never in your life had you seen him be so defensive over a reason for being somewhere. It gets the gears in your head turning and while you slipped on your school shoes you pondered reasons on his sudden need to be here at an earlier time. You’re lost in thought for the rest of the morning while oblivious to the gaze of a certain ashen blond boy.
After getting to your seat and sitting down, Bakugou leans back, feet on his desk while he silently broods over his own thoughts. You’re sure he’s enraptured in his own thoughts about classes and becoming a hero but little did you know that most of his thoughts were completely elsewhere. Peeking in, one could see that his thoughts were actually about you, and more specifically, why the hell he even liked you in the first place. To be completely honest, he had liked you for a while now, but Bakugou wouldn’t be Bakugou unless he vehemently denied anything akin to feelings for anybody. So he did, and for a long while, too. Though it’s no secret that the harder he tried to push away his growing feelings for you, the stronger they came back whenever he was alone with you.
Like this morning…
This morning, even though classes still haven’t started yet, he felt like you were a little too smart for your own good. He had regrettably cut you off before you had said what you were thinking, which could either being a blessing or a curse. He didn’t need your ass finding out about his situation too quickly, but now he was worried that you actually knew. And it would be a little too soon as it is anyways, since he had only recently come to terms with these things called feelings. Yes, the things that made his heart pick up when he heard your voice, and cause him to falter in his normal aggression towards everyone. You had refused to leave him alone since day one, determined to befriend him for one reason or another and even though he hated to admit it, Bakugou had let you whittle away a piece of the walls surrounding his heart and now had yourself as a chink in his armor.
His thoughts were subverted as the door slid open to reveal more or less a good other chunk of the class. Kirishima and Kaminari had already began to make their way over to him, no doubt to bother him about some new novelty they had found on the internet. Bakugou grumbled something under his breath before shooting you a quick glance, seeing you also making your way over. It was going to be a long day…
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On his way back from lunch, Bakugou found himself awash with thoughts about you. Annoyingly enough you were already beside him, going on about some weird thing you saw on the internet. Or was it about the cute cat you had seen the other day? He wasn’t sure where the conversation had drifted to because he was busy with his own thoughts. Just how the hell was he going to try to confess his feelings to you? How do people do this sort of thing in the first place? Knowing you, if he just flat out said that he liked you, you’d probably think he was playing some sort of cruel joke on you. And he wouldn’t be able to convince you otherwise unless he wanted to kiss you in front of a bunch of complete strangers and classmates.
Maybe if he was nicer to you he’d gain more ground on trying to hint the idea to you. For a second he tried to smile, causing your face to fall and give him a scared look.
“Bakugou? Are you okay? Something weird is happening to your face!” You panicked, going to try and shove your face into his to get a better look. For some reason, you not understanding him trying to smile really pissed him off.
“S-Shut up! I’m fucking fine just get your shitty face out of mine!” He yelled.
Ugh, so that was a no… Man he was so goddamn lucky the others weren’t around to see that mess. He watched you and the quizzical look you wore on your face while you opened your mouth to say something, but closed it a few seconds later, thinking it best to drop whatever the hell you just witnessed. He felt so fucking embarrassed hoooo boy this was a new layer of suffering he had just entered. Bakugou trudged off down the hall with you attempting to trail behind, mad at both you, and himself.
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Bakugou was beside himself on what to do when it came to confessing to you. Maybe he should go old fashioned and get you some flowers? People like flowers right? But flowers coming from someone like him might send the wrong message. Like he was already planning your funeral or something akin to the world ending. Plus that just wasn’t him at all… Get that weak ass shit outta here! But the problem was, there was no real sort of Bakugou way of confessing to you. It’s not like he could blast apart a wall and have it look like a heart shape for you. He could, but who the hell would even do that? Just thinking about it made him cringe at himself. Just what was he going to do?
“Hey Baks, what’s with the face?” Kirishima asked, leaning over while standing by Bakugou’s desk. There was a break and Kirishima had come over to discuss his new, manly, training routine for his early mornings.
“None of your business shitty hair.” He grumbled, glancing behind himself quickly to get a glimpse of you before rummaging through his pockets for his phone.
He stopped when he heard Kirishima let out a small sort of squeal, loud enough for Bakugou to hear and stun him for a second. It took him a good few moments to understand just what Kirishima was making such a fuss about until he looked up at him again.
“You like, (Y/N).” Kirishima said quietly.
Bakugou shot up out of his seat suddenly and went straight for the door with the red haired boy chasing after him. It took everything in his being not to sock the guy in the face with a good ol fashioned explosion, especially since he was already low on patience as it was.
“If you fucking say anything I’ll kill you!” Bakugou yelled, suddenly turning on his heel and grabbing Kirishima by the front of his shirt.
“Whoa, whoa! Who said I was gonna tell?” Kirishima defended himself. “I think this could be great for you y’know? Get a nice partner, settle down a little bit…”
“Fuck off!” He snapped back.
“Come on dude, me and the squad can help you out. (Y/N) is totally your type and-”
The door to the classroom down the hall and your head peeked out, looking at the two of them curiously. Kirishima looked back and forth between you and Bakugou while you stepped out into the hall a little.
“Uh, class is about to begin so… You might wanna wrap up whatever you’re doing out here.” You called from the doorway. There was a small pause, borderlining on something akin to awkward, that you all had to deal with before you slipped back into the classroom. As soon as you were gone, Kirishima whipped his head over to looked at the seething Bakugou, who looked a little more than flustered.
“Stay out of this.”
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It was the end of the day, and boy was Bakugou spent both emotionally and mentally. He watched as you tucked your face into your scarf before looking out from the glass door to the outside. You were bundled up in a big jacket and a scarf that made you look particularly pleasant to hug. In fact, he had to resist the sudden urge to wander over there and hug you from behind; a sort of gesture he had been thinking of doing to you multiple times throughout the day. Instead he came up beside you and pressed his hand against the door, waiting a second before he said anything.
“Are you going or not?” He asked gruffly.
“Might as well… I’m going to have to go out eventually.” You hummed a little sadly.
He wasn’t really sure how to respond so he pushed the door open after a good moment of standing there trying to figure out what to say or do. You followed him out the door and let out a small squeak a large gust of cold air hit you right in your face, causing your scarf to go flying. A fair amount of startled noises left you and you were pretty sure Bakugou was a little weirded out by them as you desperately tried to catch your runaway scarf. When the wind finally settled down the scarf went to land neatly at Bakugou’s feet, to which he let out his signature ‘tch’ at. Grabbing it he trudged over to you, who stood there a little dumbfounded and embarrassed.
“Here, lemme fucking do it since you can’t apparently.” He griped while stepping in front of you.
You didn’t say anything, instead opting to stand there and let him wrap your own scarf around you. It was a little bit of a slow process, the wind still continuing to batter you senseless. By the time he was finished you were shivering more than ever now. Bakugou frowned at you, eyebrows knitting together in some mix between anger for the fact that you didn’t bring a heavier jacket, and concern for you.
“You should’ve brought a bigger jacket, dumbass.” He said, obviously talking about your shaking form.
“I didn’t think it was going to get colder.” You whined trying to hug yourself for warmth.
You heard his little ‘tch’ once more and before you knew it, Bakugou was dragging you with him by the wrist and down the pathway out of the front gates. You sputtered out a long jumble of words since you were caught completely off guard, but you couldn’t help the fluttering feeling in your chest from his hand on your wrist. It was different from this morning, and you weren’t too sure what and how you should be feeling right now.
“W-Where are we going?” You asked breathlessly trying to keep pace with him.
“This cafe down the street, so you won’t fucking freeze to death.” He stated flatly, as if were the most obvious thing in the world.
It didn’t take long for you to get to the cafe he was talking about and the warmth you felt as soon as the two of you walked through the door was very much welcome. You breathed a sigh of relief both from the fact that you weren’t going to freeze to death and also from finally getting to catch your breath after running down the entire street to get here. Looking over to Bakugou you noted that he had barely broken a sweat making you feel like you were completely out of shape. You sighed, oddly content with your mixed emotions.
“Are you sure they’re just gonna let us hang here?” You asked, suddenly remembering that you hadn’t brought your wallet today.
“No, just go order something.” He said scanning the menu board himself.
“Well, I don’t have any money.” You mumbled scratching the back of your head. You half expected Bakugou to get angry at you, but he was already taking out his wallet and shoving you forward to the counter.
“Go.”
“W-Wait are you sure this is okay I don’t want you to have to-”
“Hello! How can I help you?” The lady at the counter cut your blubbering off and it took another glance at the boy you were with before you could order something.
“Um, I’ll just take a small, green tea latte please…” You said quietly, puffing out your cheeks.
“And I’ll get a medium coffee, no room for anything.” Bakugou said holding out what looked like a credit card.
Once the transaction was approved and everything, the two of you sat down at a small table towards the center of the cafe. It wasn’t too far in considering how you weren’t too sure how long you were staying, yet you wanted to stay away from the windows as much as possible. Bakugou sat across from you, his usual small frown on his face as he checked his phone. You sat there, awkwardly twiddling your thumbs as you waited patiently for your drinks.
“Thanks for paying for my drink… It was really sweet of you.” You said quietly, looking away.
He froze. You? Calling him sweet?? It almost sounded impossible to describe someone as bitter and spicy as Bakugou is as sweet. He stared at you in disbelief, even as the server came over to set down his coffee. It wasn’t until his phone buzzed after a few minutes did he do something. A message popped up on his screen from Kirishima. Although, the message completely and utterly confused him when he read it.
:Shitty Hair:
:: Why haven’t you drank your coffee yet? ::
What the fuck.
Looking up and behind a confused looking you, he saw a table of vaguely familiar looking people who he then recognized as the Bakusquad. He was SO going to kill Kirishima tomorrow. All of them really, no one was exempt from this upcoming thrashing.
:Bakuhoe:
:: Get the fuck out of here or I’ll kill every single one of you ::
Bakugou let his face fall in his hands and let out a frustrated sigh before looking back up at you, who looked extremely confused and concerned. You placed a hand to his forehead making him stop in his tracks and focus on this strange new feeling of you touching his face.
“Are you sure you’re okay? You’ve been so weird all day.” You said, worry lacing your voice.
“I’m fine, I’m just being pestered by Kirishima.” He said the last part a little loud, earning various chuckles from the table of Kirishima and the gang.
“Okay…” You said slowly. “If you say so.”
Bakugou let out some sort of guttural noise when another text came in from Kirishima. He was at his wits end at this point and he was literally this (THIS) close to going over there and running them out of the cafe. Though, if he did that he’d surely be kicked out for life for harassing customers.
:Shitty Hair:
:: When are you going to confess? ::
:Bakuhoe:
::None of your fucking business asswipe ::
:Shitty Hair:
:: If you don’t do it now we’re going to go over and tell them ::
:Bakuhoe:
:: You wouldn’t fucking dare ::
The sudden rustling of people getting out of chairs made Bakugou shoot up out of his chair and ball his fists up, almost as if daring them to come over. There was a rustling of people sitting back down, albeit much slower now. By now Bakugou was not only scaring you, but the staff at the cafe. Some of the customers were also giving him weird stares but it wasn’t like he cared about what they thought of him at all. The only thing he cared about right now was you. He sat back down and let out another sigh before going to pick up his cup to chug about half of its contents. Setting it down he leaned a bit over the table.
“Oi, I have something I need to tell you.” Bakugou said, gritting his teeth after catching your attention.
“I hope it’s an explanation for why you’re acting so weird.” You said slowly, but nonetheless gave him your attention.
“Just shut up and listen.” He quipped. There were a few moments of buffer time until he managed to actually say it. “I like you.”
Pause.
“You w h a t?” You asked, thinking you couldn’t have heard him right. “Are you sure?”
“Will you fucking go out with me or not?!” He asked a little forcefully.
“I will!” You said back before covering you mouth. You couldn’t believe you had actually said it but your sudden outburst had you both sitting there in a stunned silence. The blood rushed to your face and you couldn’t even manage to look at him; you could just feeling his heated gaze on you anyways.
“I.. I like you, too.”
#bnha imagines#bnha scenarios#bnha#mha imagines#bakugou katsuki#alskjdalksa I'M GOING TO BED#screms i'm v tired#in the end bakugou just needed some forceful persuasion and be himself
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My Reaction to “The Shape of Water”
Hoooo... my body is ready....
*scats along with the FOX theme*
“A Double Dare You Production.” Del Toro created a slight breach of ettiquette by skipping the single dare and going right for the throat!
Oh this music is so pretty!
That’s it. I’m downloading the OST like right now
“A Guillermo Del Toro film” Wooooo!!
They made this movie with only a $19.5 million budget and holy crap it looks amazing
DOUG JONES!!!
I would love to live in Eliza’s apartment, oh my gosh...
WAIT, IS THAT “THE TEN COMMANDMENTS” ?!?
OK, there’s a timer... oh my Gooodd no way...
I mean, at least they address it in not a negative manner. You do you.
DO YOU EVER JUST DIE INSIDE AFTER SAYING A THING?!?
“Time is but a flowing river to our past.”
I like how roomy and kinda cozy Eliza’s apartment is.
The dude [Giles] has two different sets of glasses...
Shirley Temple!
*Eliza starts tap-dancing in the hall* Oh my gosh I love this movie already
Boy, there is only one “s” in “Mardi Gras.” Do you not know French?
I love how much green there is in this movie.
These sets are great
This movie just used the term “What in the Sam Hill.” That’s awesome.
Michael Shannon!
*in best Zod voice* I WILL FIND HIM!
Did they use whale noises for the Asset?
All the old cars! All of them!
Wait, is the Richard Jenkins character crushing on the cashier at the pie place? Oh my gosh, that’s cute.
What’s so wrong with the key lime pie? Personally, I don’t like pie myself but was there a reason it kinda looked off?
Ginger Rogers?
That horse suit looks horrifying
The colors in this movie are great. I love when movies are color-coordinated.
It’s like del Toro’s been reading my movie wish list.
That’s an odd looking soap dispenser.
Why is Strickland peeing right in front of them?
“A man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. That tells you a lot about that man. He does it both times? Points to a weakness of character.” That’s some insane troll logic
“Short people are mean.” To quote my sister “Well we are closer to Satan”
Is that... Strickland...
WHAAAA DID HE LOSE HIS FINGERS?!?!?
Oh my God, there’s so much blood!
ARE THOSE FINGERS?!?!? OH MY GODDDDDD
AAAAAHHHH!!!
If everyone’s being so secretive about the Asset, why did they leave him in a tank out in the open for Eliza and Octavia to see?
“It’s not bad, isn’t it, for being shit.” LITERALLY MY MENTALITY WHEN IT COMES TO DOING ART
THIS MOVIE IS SPEAKING TO MY SOUL OH MY GOD
“That’s the future now: green.” Soylent Green?
The prosthetics on @actordougjones look freaking awesome
Did the Asset just fold some of its fins back to look more human to Eliza?
*signs along with Eliza when she says she’s cleaning*
DID THEY SEW HIS FINGERS BACK ONTO HIS HAND?!?!? OH MY GOD NO WHY?!?!?
“All those scars on your neck...” They look like gills...
Michael Shannon’s American accent is actually really good, I gotta say.
*The Asset signs “egg”* Oh my gosh.... :D
Oh my gosh, all the yellow!
Everyone in Strickland’s family is super gravitated toward Strickland and it’s super uncomfortable
Noooooo....... NOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Oh thank God, the scene’s over
Aaahh, he [the Asset] just said hello!
:D
They’re eating lunch together... this is unbelievably cute...
*uncontrollable smiling*
Oooohhh wipe transition!
Wait, is that Russian?
Yellow! Yellow again!
Why are the Russians interested in the Asset?
So is Eliza always late to her job because she has to spend time with Rosie Palms? Now that’s commitment.
Shoot, the egg!
Oh crap, it’s Strickland!
*flinches when the Asset gets electrocuted*
Wait, so the Americans want to use the Asset to win the Space Race against the Russians?
Why do I recognize the guy who plays General Hoyt?
Oh, Dmitri....
I really gotta applaud Sally Hawkins here. She’s freaking fantastic in this movie.
“When he looks at me, he doesn’t know what I lack... or how I am incomplete. He just sees me for what I am, as I am. And he is happy to see me, every time.” That bit of dialogue is amazing.
Oh crap, it’s not key lime pie. Something’s up.
Oh, the cashier’s both a racist and a homophobe. He no good to anybody.
Oh, that’s a nice Cadillac...
I like how they made all the cars look super shiny in this movie
*jams out to “Chica Chica Boom Chic”*
Are those pain pills?
“I [Strickland] keep thinking about you [Eliza].” EEUUUGGGHHH NOO!!
God, what a despicable character [Strickland]
There’s a poster that says “Loose Lips Might Sink Ships” in the locker room
Strickland’s reading a book called “The Power of Positive Thinking”
Is Dmitri gonna help them out? Yay!
Richard Jenkins freaking out over the Asset is totally me
Ahhhh, not the Cadillac!
The dude at the Cadillac dealership called Strickland a “man of the future” and his Cadillac- the sign of the future- was just destroyed. I see what you did there, del Toro.
It’s probably just me, but I can tell it’s definitely Doug Jones in the fish suit.
He just has these really meticulous hand movements and the way he kinda tilts his head to look at things is also a give away
Aaawwww, she got him [the Asset] a card!!!!
What does “MP” stand for?
I like that all the drawings of the Asset are done in charcoal when all of Richard Jenkins’ other art pieces are done in color.
How come no one is commenting on how smelly Strickland’s hands at this point? They sewed the dude’s fingers back on and they already establish that his hygiene isn’t stellar so shouldn’t he be suffering necrosis there already?
SHE TOLD HIM “EFF YOU” IN ASL! I AM LIVING!
*The Asset finds Giles’ charcoal drawings of him* That’s it. You convinced me, movie. I gotta do some art for this.
Is that Mr. Ed?
Yes. Yes it is.
DON’T EAT THE CAT! DON’T EAT THE CAT!
HE ATE THE CAAAT!!!
Crap crap craaaaaappp!!
Wait, the dude that plays Dmitri is also in Doctor Strange!
That movie’s gotta be “The Ten Commandments”
Oh this whistling music!
HE’S PLAYING WITH THE CATS! OH MY GOD!
LET HIM PLAY WITH THE KITTIES!
What? He’s glow in the dark?
What is he [Strickland] eating?
Oh my God is this it?
OH THEY CUT?!?
“Why you [Eliza] smiling, hon?” Cause she went and got it
*Eliza tells Zelda that the Asset has a junk* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING!
ZELDA’S FACE OH MY GOD!
Ooh, is that marble cake?
Let the man enjoy his cake!
Is that Gilligan’s Island? Nope, nevermind.
YELLOW!
*Strickland tries sniffing his fingers* OHHHH, WHO CALLED THE NECROSIS?!?
That’s right, me about fifteen bullet points ago!
AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
Noooo they’re flooding the bathroom to do it!
They’re gonna be flooding the theater below!
Oh snap, he [Giles] has hair!
They gonna do it underwater?!?
BOY [Giles] NO DON’T GO IN THERE!
Close the door! Thank you!
It’s raining....
Strickland’s secretary must be putting up with the mightiest of bullshits from him
This movie really likes to foreshadow Strickland dying at the end of this movie
YO HIS [Strickland’s] FINGERS ARE BLACK! YOU ARE NOT IN A GOOD SITUATION, DUDE!
Why did they sew his fingers back on in the first place?!?
“Life is but the shipwreck of our plans.”
Awwww, he [the Asset] smiled at her!
TELL HIM [the Asset] YOU [Eliza] LOVE HIM!
*jaw utterly drops during the dream dance sequence*
Please tell me somewhere in the production notes, they said “OK Doug, you gotta be able to dance in the fish suit. Now go!”
My sister: Definitely an improvement on *in best Guillermo del Toro voice* “‘Happy birthday, Doug! We’re gonna string you up by your balls!’“
*claps hands after every word* THAT IS HOW YOU DREAM SEQUENCE!!
Uggghhhh, that was so good!
PUT HIM [the Asset] BACK IN THE WATER!
The sound design for this movie is really good too. Like holy crap.
*imitates Michael Shannon saying “Shut up”*
*beat boxes to the windshield wipers*
Wait, did they [the Russian agents] just shoot Dmitri?!?
*Strickland comes to the rescue strangely* Oh wow, OK.. oh my Goddd!
*Strickland sticks his finger through the bullet wound in Dmitri’s cheek* AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
OK, Michael Shannon needs to play villains like this. Pronto.
*actually screams* OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDD!
Did he [Strickland] just leave his fingers on the floor of Zelda’s house?!?
*Giles and the Asset say goodbye* Aaawww....
*You and me together* Ohhhhhh my Goddd!!!
*Strickland shoots Eliza* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Boy [the Asset], get back up!
Whoooo, go Giles!
Whaaaaattt?!?!?
*The Asset slits Strickland’s throat* Whoooooooo!!!!
Oh, wait, this is the scene with the shot!
[The Asset kisses Eliza] *softly* Damn....
Oh my gosh, that hug!
[slowly melts to the floor] *softly, with feeling* That was such a good movie!
#the blogger reacts#the shape of water#tsow#tsow spoilers#Guillermo Del Toro#doug jones#sally hawkins#michael shannon#american sign language#*incoherent whale noises*#eliza esposito#the asset#and not one strickland joke related to back to the future#NO MCFLY HAS EVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF HILL VALLEY!#richard jenkins
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I can't sleep and I just found the need to rant
Alrighty so, I'm pretty sure I suffer from anxiety for a very long time. I mean, years. Have I tried to tell my parents? Oh yeah, multiple times. My dad's always like "Back in my day we didn't have depression and anxiety" or "It's like the school system is telling you to be depressed". Honestly, he isn't too wrong about the latter, but sometimes depression starts at home. I even told him that and he gave me this look, like, "Are you tryna blame me?" And honestly, I kinda can. I mean, whenever I told my dad and mom back in sixth grade that I had attempted suicide over 5 times in multiple ways, they shrugged it off and were like "It's a phase". Literally, I wanted to kill myself and came closer because I wanted to get a point across. Then I got my prescription for glasses, and hoooo boy, that was one hell of a ride. Now, I knew that I needed glasses for a very VERY long time. Like, my school would send letters asking my parents to let me see an optometrist of some sort. But I finally got my prescription for glasses and. My. Parents. Flipped.
Literally lost all their shit, like. They say that if I wear glasses I "don't look normal" and that "my kids are gonna have to wear glasses and they're gonna hate me for tbe rest of my life". And honestly? That fucking broke me into a million pieces, because basically my parents were calling me a freak for something I didn't have control over.
Then I try to come out to my mom ad bisexual (I used to be bi) and she was like "Oh you're just confused" and "It's a phase, it'll pass" So yeah, I just love getting my feelings rejected by my own mother. Woop woop.
Seventh grade, I got sexually harrassed by a childhood friend. When I told my mom, she was like "oh im sorry" And hugged me and was kinda awkward about it. So then she told me dad and older brother and they told me to tell the principal. I just, i just needed someone to hug me and tell me everything was gonna be okay. I needed someone else to do the talking because i didnt feel brave enough to tell me principal. So, they send me to school like any normal day as if nothing happened. Externally i looked dead and numb, while internally i was screaming in pain, betrayal, and just. Many more more bad emotions. I told my vice principal (who was my gym teacher) and she promised to help me. And she did, the boy got in school suspension. I remember the day i told her, i didnt cry. But my voice was dead and my eyes were lifeless. Mostly because i hadnt gotten a wink of sleep that night. My family moved on as if nothing happened meanwhile i was left to deal with all that emotional shit by myself because i didnt know anyone who had been through someone like that. And my parents didnt know what to do either so they were like "eh she can deal with it herself".
Then enter eighth grade. I finally told my ELA teacher (whom I love very much and I am forever thankful to) that i was suffering through depression. I had started cutting in eighth grade, i used scissors. I basically told her everything that happened up above and some other stuff. My hands started shaking and i started crying because i never realized how much that had really hurt me until i said it out loud. I will never forget the look on her face. She looked really sad and shocked. You see, im a pretty decent student. I keep my grades up, am a good athlete, im pretty smart, and i stay outta trouble. And im also known as a quiet kid since i dont speak much except to my friends. So i kinds guess thats why she was shocked. After i finished, she hugged me really tight and said, "Sh, everything's gonna be alright. I'm so glad you told me this" And i cannot express how that made me feel. It made me feel heard, it made me feel loved. And i hugged back and kept crying. She then took me to the counslers and was there with me and helped me talk to her. I haf basketball so we walked down to the girls locker room and she hugged me one last time, "im so glad you told me this Jenny" And i hugged back them went to change. It was empty with other girl's stuff because practice had began like 30 minutes ago. I remember i started crying, but not because i was sad, i was happy. I was, extremely happy. I finally told someone and they listened and they are helping me. I quickly wiped away my tears and got changed and sprinted to the gym for practice.
Time skip, i see a therapist and my parents are finally understanding a bit better. But they mostly still think it's all in my head. My dad had the audacity of telling me, "Hey the therapist isnt cheap so like. Could you try to have less anxiety?" And honestly? That felt like a slap to the face. In my head i was like "bitch what. Did i hear right??? DID HE JUST ASK ME TO HAVE LESS ANXIETY????" and externally i was like, "um, its pretty hard to have less anxiety when ive bern dealing with it for years" And he kinda gave me this glare and turned away. I felt hurt (yet again) and so i didnt say anything else. My teacher was the only one who truly understood me. Somedays, i would skip classes to go to the counslers office because i wasnt emotionally or mentally good. ELA was my last core class of the day, so one day i go back to class. That day i had skipped my first, second, and fourth period (i had gym my third period). Then when i entered class her face seemed to light up. She was walking around, tslking about the lesson of the day. She was writing something down, then when she passed my desk she left a sticky note. I discretely grabbed it and when i looked at what it said i felt like crying. She wrote on it, "I'm so glad you're here today! ❤" And drew a heart.
This gets better.
Okay, so its the end of the year and i finally had figured out i was genderfluid. I really really really wanted to tell my ELA teacher because she is basically the only adult i trust enough. So, we went to the library one day to return our books. I was known as a bookworm and i came to the library often during the week so the librarian knew me well enough. My teacher was at the desk typing some stuff in, then i came up to her with my school agenda and pencil in hand. I told her i needed to talk to her. Then i wrote down, "I'm pansexual, demisexual, and genderfluid" She read it and gave me the biggest smile, "that's amazing to hear! You're part of such a great and beautiful community." My teacher has a part time job in the weekend as photographer. She told me she was a photographer for a gay wedding (one of the groom's later came out as trans) and i felt so happy and proud. I couldnt erase my smile off my face and like, ahhhhhhhhhh.
So, moral of this rant, please dont commit suicide. Dont think that life doesnt get better, because it does. I went from suicidal everyday to being constantly and truly happy. I am forever thankful to my teacher, Mrs. Davenport, for showing me that i dont have to go through everything alone and that someone cares. I love you, Mrs. Davenport ❤
Anywho, if anyone ever needs to talk about something, im always here and ready to listen
I hope you sll have a great day/night/afternoon
Signing off,
Jack
#you will be found#depression#depression survivor#anxiety#family#love#lgbt#love yourself#i am strong#i am loved#i am not alone#you are not alone#you are loved#you are strong
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FE: Revelation Randomised Chapter 14
(aka ‘I’m shook’)
hooo boi are you guys ready? we’re getting like, 6 units in this chapter hahah;;;;
off to Port Dia we goooo .... to get flashbacks of Conquest chapter 10 lm a o
oh yeah thing in Nohr first
good hecking luck with that, mate hahah
wH EEZ E S
I never realised just how tall Hans i s, holy sh i t;;;;;
you sure as heck did, boi
geddiiiiiit
just under the weather ....ohhhhhhh my god w h y bath of you kNOW THAT SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY UP WITH HIM;;; but nooo you just-
blech
hhhhgujhafujhdgu i hate this scene tbh then again i hate just about every scene with garon in it because he’s just so 1 dimensioned
he had already became a different person looooong before now-
because he sure as heck is
i sure hecking was, mate
oh boi, bitchy story xander strikes back once more-
ok good, the scene is over
hoooo boi
no shit, Nyx
.... wHAT ARTHUR IS REVERSE RINGABEL SILAS- I’M- OK TH E N
first you call me ‘Lady Elise’, now you’re calling me ‘Percy’, ok-
jeez man, harsh
tragic indeed
the ‘It’s true!’ voice line was pretty fitting, ngl lol
whoops
his offended gasp oAo
mmmmbbbBOI u stop that
ayyy, there you are, Jakob took ya long enough hahah
‘you mustn’t do’ what? mustn’t ask why you’re here? :’‘‘D
Jakob, I swear to Nayru-
uhh of hecking course, he can come along more dragons are always great
ehhh ‘evil’ usually depends on the beholder
ayyy, we got ourselves another drayguuuun
... HOLY SHIT RYOMA IS AR T H U R what the aCTUAL F U K C
and eFFIE IS NOW CHARLOTTE .... OK THE N
you have weird-ass retainers, Jakob-
ryoma you’re going to be the death of me
... ok well that last line from her is pretty in character for Charlotte-
oh yeah that it’s never explained why they just forget him entirely, is it?
RIGHT! let’s have a look at our new units! :’’’’’D
he’s a Nohr Noble, but we’ve known that for a while, lol he has Pyrotechnics as his personal, so if his HP is 50% or lower and he attacks someone, he and foes within 2 spaces lose 20% HP ooook he also has Dragon Fang, but that’s... probably because he’s a Nohr Noble? idk lol he also has Beastbane which... i guess could count for dragons?? we’ll find out, I guess lm a o (Growth rates: HP - 5, Str - 45, Mag - 15, Skill - 0, Spd - 45, Lck - 55, Def - 50, Res - 40) (Heart Seal: Outlaw and Ninja)
now, for Ryooooomaaaa
... he’s a Troubadour ooook then-- his personal is Fortunate Son (what are the odds, amirite-) so allies within two spaces get Dodge +15 and he himself gets Dodge +5, niice he also has Lunge, which could be useful if he could actually attack;;;;;; (Growth rates: HP - 0, Str - 15, Mag - 60, Skill - 40, Spd - 65, Lck - 25, Def - 30, Res - 70) (... I’m shook) (Heart Seal: Sky Knight and Spear Fighter)
aaand now let’s take a look at Charlotte!
..... whyaretheybothhealers;;;; anyway, her personal is Rose’s Thorns, which grants adjacent allies +3 to damage dealt and -1 to damage taken, niiice she also has freaking DEATH BLOW so she gets Crit +20 when she initiates an attack ... again, that’s only useful if she could actually attack :’’’’’’’D (Growth rates: HP - 30, Str - 50, Mag - 35, Skill - 35, Spd - 5, Lck - 60, Def - 30, Res - 50) (Heart Seal: Spear Fighter and Ninja)
.... ok i have an idea, but it involves getting more heart seals I’ll brb
ooook, i’m back
ehh, that makes one of us, Jakob but to each their own hahah
i’m sure you can, Jakob
yyyyep, there sure will be
now then, here’s what i’mma do
well, first off, I’m gonna rally movement with Flora so that Orochi can get to the house over theeere
ooh, Physic staff, niice
Iii’m gonna have Ryoma reclass into a Ninja because i mean i still don’t have any ninjas ahahahah;;;
and theeeeen
i’m gonna heart seal Charlotte into a Spear Fighter because Spear Fighters are great, ok
aiight, now that’s out of the way, let’s hecking gooo
hHEHEHEHEHEH
hoooo boi, geddit Eliiiise
oh man, you’re Dead s o n
yoouuuu aren’t gonna get any closer to my fliers, mmmmm8
ok but Orochi with the Armourslayer is just destroying these Generals over on the left--
hooo boi, that’s all the houses visiteed
oooook, i can talk to who i think is the new Benny-
iiiit’s hecking shu r a well i mean the ‘young one’ thing works then, I guess;;;
heck yeah it is
save him
Jakob, you don’t need to yell at him;;;
all it took was calling him cute, ok-
or... that too, I guess
we’ll get rid of this guy then take a look at Shuuuraaaa
He’s an archer, so that means we can get a sniper crit lord yet >:3c he has Born Steward as his personal, so he gets hit/avoid +20 and +2/-2 to damage dealt/taken when in battle in the castle which is... very specific lol he also has LETHALITY which will... very rarely proc, but it’s nice to have anyway;;;; he also has Rally heckin’ SPECTRUM so he can rally all stats +2 to allies wihtin four spaces for a turn yooooooo i have a feeling he could be pretty damn good;; (Growth rates: HP - 65, Str - 35, Mag - 40, Skill - 50, Spd - 50, Lck - 40, Def - 0, Res - 5) (Heart Seal: Ninja and Sky Knight)
anyway! let’s keep going!
ooh, Orochi’s level 20! we should promote her after this >:3c ... ooorrrr, i could even trade her that master seal i got from one of the houses and promote her mid-chapter lmao
SHIT REINFORCEMENTS;;;;
hoooo boi
ooh, Silas is at max level too :o
right, I’m just gonna turtle everyone over to the other side so we can recruit the new Charlotte-
whilst picking off the units near them c:
oH SHIT Kagero missed the archer;;;;
tIME FOR SOME RESCUE STRATS;;;;;;
... she’s still in the goddamned range ffffffffuc
oh wait she was big shielded anyway phew
right, now i just need to get Jakob over to the new Charlotte;;
aiight, let’s go
WELL YA’D NEED TO CUT YOUR HAIR A BIT, JAKOB, ‘CAUSE THAT’S X A N D E R
because Charlotte is now Xander hooooooly fuc
.... but u are in a conversation
hoooo boi
smooth, Jakob smooth tho you didn’t need to yell that last part-
heck yeah, boi
...... ............. ‘heehee’ ‘hEEH E E’
holy shit
wow i’m not sure i’ve ever heard Jakob laughing before--
smooth, Xander
are you s u r e about th a t t h o
hooooo boi, let’s take a look at Xander, then :’’’D
he’s an Oni Savage, holy sh i t and his personal is Optimistic, which means he recovers 150% of usual HP when healed by a staff, niiiice he also has Seal Strength, which is always welcome, tbqh-- (Growth rates: HP - 70, Str - 25, Mag - 45, Skill - 20, Spd - 50, Lck - 5, Def - 5, Res - 55) (Heart Seal: Knight and Samurai)
aiight well, now I can move them all back over and pick off the last ones
or I could use this dragon vein .... I’m gonna
hehehHEHEHEHEHEH
... heck more reinforcements w h y this is a rout the enemy map, why are there reinforcementssss
welp, rest in pieces, Arthur
ehhhhh
well i was attacking you with the Fujin Yumi, sooooo
this is what you get for being a reinforcement on a rout the enemy map >:V
aiight that’s it done
fffffinally
23 turns, apparently
well, you were certainly singing a very different tune before-
i guess i’ll take your word for it
heckin’ yikes
suddenly remembering for plot convenience
save him
arthur you saying ‘It’s not right!’ is giving me very mixed signals-
aboot some drayguns yis
yeah, but there’s already been a boat map, so this one at least should be safe-
hooo boi there he is
aww
u sure did, Jakob
... they seem like they’re at each others throats--
aaanyway that’s finally chapter 14! hooo boi
let’s take a look at Arthur, then >:3c
well I i guess at least one person was going to randomise into the same class-- but he has Bloodthirst as his personal, so that’s pretty rad, he also has Better Odds, so that’s also cool :V (Growth rates: HP - 40, Str - 5, Mag - 60, Skill - 40, Spd - 35, Lck - 40, Def - 40, Res - 25) (Heart Seal: Archer and Sky Knight)
anyway, before I forget, let’s promote Orochi and Silas! :D
of hecking course we’re going to make Silas an Onmyoji because i mean he has a 0% strength growth--
yeeeeeee
now for Orochi
hhhgahgjdadgf gotta go with Paladin, tbh--
>:3cccc
aaanyway, next time we’re gonna go to the Sevenfold Sanctuaryyyy hoooo boi
#shadow plays randomised fates#fe fates#fe: fates#fe randomised#fe revelation#fe 14#fire emblem fates
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Do all the asks!
1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
Uh, I don't really use any. Iguess I've used Pandora like 3x?
2. is your room messy or clean?
Right now it's a mess bc I'm apiece of shit.
3. what color are your eyes?
My driver's license says they're"BRO" so my eyes are bros
4. do you like your name? why?
Sure, but my last name is kinda apain to pronounce or spell.
5. what is your relationship status?
Taken
6. describe your personality in 3 words or less
Optimistic yet salty
7. what color hair do you have?
Bro
8. what kind of car do you drive? color?
1996 Blue Ford Explorer (it's aP.O.S.)
9. where do you shop?
wherever I feel like. I mean mytown really only has a walmart so mostly there even though walmart is a grosscompany
10. how would you describe your style?
"Trying too hard to lookcool"
11. favorite social media account
I actually don't know, maybetumblr lmao
12. what size bed do you have?
A Twin XL college dorm bed
13. any siblings?
yep, an older sister and ayounger brother
14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
Where I am rn, but not withDonald Trump as president.
15. favorite snapchat filter?
The one that zooms in on yourface
16. favorite makeup brand(s)
My Own Natural Skin™
17. how many times a week do you shower?
anywhere from like 4-7
18. favorite tv show?
LOST
19. shoe size?
10.5
20. how tall are you?
I think I'm like 5'10" but Ihaven't checked in a long time
21. sandals or sneakers?
Depends on the situation
22. do you go to the gym?
I really should lmao
23. describe your dream date
A very rich person giving my SOand me like $10,000 to spend in one day on whatever we want
24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
In cash? $0 :)
25. what color socks are you wearing?
Black, but they have a lil greenstripe.
26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
3
27. do you have a job? what do you do?
JMU Pep Band (Hoooo), I playMellophone
28. how many friends do you have?
Not enough (probably like ~10really good ones)
29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?
stepped on my dog's tail onaccident
30. whats your favorite candle scent?
Peppermint
31. 3 favorite boy names
Gabe (the dog), Shrek, and RobbieRotten
32. 3 favorite girl names
Garnet Amethyst and Pearl
33. favorite actor?
Anyone but Benedict Cumberbatch
34. favorite actress?
I really don't know
35. who is your celebrity crush?
don't have one
36. favorite movie?
I can't pick lmao. I like spacemovies tho
37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
No I do not. But shit I guess Ireally liked the Harry Potter series.
38. money or brains?
money, then I can buy a goodbrain
39. do you have a nickname? what is it?
Matt. :|
40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
uuhhhhhhhh. maybe like twice butI can't even remember those experiences.
41. top 10 favorite songs
Ah fuck. Well, in no particularorder:
Sweatpants - Childish Gambino
Journey of the Lone Wolf - SimonDobson
Appalachian Spring - AaronCopeland
Hymn of Acxiom - Vienna Teng
Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap
Jupiter - Gustav Holst
Gonna Fly Now - Eric Miyashiro
Pure Imagination - Gene Wilder
The Curtain - Snarky Puppy & MetropoleOrkest
Todo Tiende - Ojos de Brujo
42. do you take any medications daily?
I take over the counter allergypills in the spring and summer
43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
I didn't even know this was athing????
44. what is your biggest fear?
being a failure
45. how many kids do you want?
2 or 3
46. whats your go to hair style?
I don't think it has a name. soidk
47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
My dad has a big house, my momhas a kinda small house, and I live in a 3 person dorm room.
48. who is your role model?
Uhhh. Ben Gunnarson from theBluecoats?
49. what was the last compliment you received?
uh probably some dumb shit frommy SO
50. what was the last text you sent?
"Nah" to my brother
51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
probably like 11 lmao
52. what is your dream car?
I like the new Mustangs a lot.But I also want a Volkswagen Bus lmao.
53. opinion on smoking?
cigarettes? you gonna get cancer.also gross.
54. do you go to college?
YEEt. James Madison Universityboii
55. what is your dream job?
Band Director/Composer
56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Rural areas that connect to thesuburbs (which is like where I live now)
57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Haven't had many chances to, butI haven't so far.
58. do you have freckles?
I got lil tiny ones
59. do you smile for pictures?
I hate pictures, but I try
60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
~10,000
61. have you ever peed in the woods?
yeah
62. do you still watch cartoons?
Of course
63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Depends on the day, but I don'texactly /love/ either.
64. Favorite dipping sauce?
BBQ or Honey Mustard
65. what do you wear to bed?
a t-shirt and pajama pants my SOgot me, they have lil dogs with santa hats on them
66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
nah, but my brother did. he wason TV!
67. what are your hobbies?
Music, Video Games, dying
68. can you draw?
yeah kinda, but I don't do itoften at all
69. do you play an instrument?
No
70. what was the last concert you saw?
I think it was the JMU JazzEnsemble?
71. tea or coffee?
Yes
72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
Starbucks
73. do you want to get married?
Yeah
74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
HP :)
75. are you going to change your last name when you getmarried?
Idk maybe
76. what color looks best on you?
PURPLE (START WEARING PURPLEBICTH)
77. do you miss anyone right now?
my dog, but he isn't aliveanymore
78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed
79. do you believe in ghosts?
Nah
80. what is your biggest pet peeve?
Wet paper, because my sister usedto chew on paper obnoxiously with her mouth open because she knew it botheredme.
81. last person you called
My best friend who goes toanother college
82. favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate
83. regular oreos or golden oreos?
Regular
84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Rainbow
85. what shirt are you wearing?
JMU Summer Band Camps 2015T-Shirt
86. what is your phone background?
My bae
87. are you outgoing or shy?
yes
88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
Sure, depends on the person tho
89. do you like your neighbors?
In my dorm? I like maybe one ofthem. The rest are gross
90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Whenever I shower and remember to
91. have you ever been high?
Yeah
92. have you ever been drunk?
Yep
93. last thing you ate?
Velveeta instant shells andcheese
94. favorite lyrics right now
Sweatpants - Childish Gambino
95. summer or winter?
Summer, FUCK the cold
96. day or night?
Day, but it's gotta be sunny
97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?
Milk
98. favorite month?
July (not just bc it's my birthmonth)
99. what is your zodiac sign
Leo
100. who wasthe last person you cried in front of?
Can't remember
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