#{out of spells}

[lilmcttens]

out of spells- Do you guys realize we are one night away from Knock-Knock-Knocking on Hooty's Door? Tomorrow is the Episode Anniversary. The Official Episode Lumity became Canon!

[stephanie-strange]

So. Something I think we don’t talk about enough. The scantum being a literal haunted house.

And also a building that is just crumbling. (At least my Steph’s version of it.)

So here’s a thought. Steph doing a YouTube video with her kids help about renovating the place.

“I’m using an *insert tool brand name here* drill. So if you want to sponsor me. - well I just promoted your product. If any other tool brand wants to support me my love is easily bought!”

[feletida]

With a dagger +1 and one spellslot, wasted second spellslot on identifying dagger +1.

[beccadrawsstuff]

AU by Honeqqu where Bill gives up on world domination and marries Ford and becomes a weird supernatural grunkle

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks

[whichwitchalice]

out of spells: I don't have a Discord, but if you'd like to chat with me out of character, feel free to message me here!

[proselles]

Dungeon meshi ushering in a new era of peace on tumblr. I have a big tidied woman and her horny simp gf kissing across my dash. Autistic monsterfuckers with no game in every nook and cranny. Short king fathers represent. Cat girl in the way that u couldn’t get her ass to the vet. FOOD. Truly a sign of peace and prosperity in a war torn land

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[pengychan]

"Oh the media being biased/silent on Gaza is a conspiracy theory"

I am a literal journalist and this is what happened when I pitched an article to a magazine I write for:

We covered conflict before. We denounced PMs' positions as wrong before. But this is where the editor balks - anything that makes it look even vaguely like we might, possibly, support Gaza. Even if the article itself would not have been an opinion piece, but a news feature about events on the ground.

We have free press, baby! But avoid the matter entirely if you can. It's delicate and depressing, why would you talk about it? Don't rock the boat. Be quiet. You don't need to go there.

Self-censorship is alive and well.

[prokopetz]

Low-level Dungeons & Dragons adventure where a village is being extorted by a "fearsome lich" which ultimately turns out to be a regular, non-animated skeleton being puppeted with rods and strings by a group of very sneaky goblins.

[hotcinnamonsunset]

a whale of a good time🐋

[lilmcttens]

[stephanie-strange]

OKAY. hi I’m not dead! Been getting ready for a comic convention. Sorry for going AWOL.

Have some headcannons.

Stephanie carries an Iron Man water bottle full of vodka into every battle.

Her and Tony will frequently get into arguments and then switch languages. (Steph into Gaelic. And Tony into Italian.) only those who can speak allspeak can understand.

And usually it’s “YOU’RE SO HOT WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY.!”

“I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME RAMEN NOODLES RIGHT NOW.”

Etc. mostly because they know the other hasn’t bothered to learn the language. So they just like to be ✨dramatic✨.

Tony went to a full moon party at Kamar Taj. Steph wiped everyone’s memory of that night besides her own. But the image of Tony with his tie around his head drunk and dancing in a fountain will occasionally make her giggle randomly. Tony just assumes she’s losing her mind.

[imclou]

there's no way he said that so confidently

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[cainternn]

when theres meshi in the dungeon

[cracklewink]

hear me out: moose in mlp