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Prompt 177
Now Dan is no coward. He’s not.
But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack.
It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over!
Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body!
Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title.
But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this.
“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.
(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#dp x marvel#Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows#Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap#6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight:#I need you to know he is not a tank#He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god#and win#Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed#Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted#Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off#Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child#Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically
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Phone creatures when? [No pressure/gen]
KETER PENNEDY AND STEVEN STEVENSON AT YOUR SERVICE !!
ALSO the creatures ...
left design belongs to @germaaaaaaaaaa HEHA SORRY THEYRE SILLY I like them
#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf fanart#dsaf steven#dsaf peter#dsaf jack#fucked up little creatures#they've multiplied#grill them NOW!!#or keep them#throws them at your face full speed#kennelasks
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I need "Ithaca's waiting~, my kingdom is waiting~
PENELOPE'S WAITING~ For me!"
Injected into my goddamn veins. I don't even have a lover but as soon as you hear that lyric, you just fucking MISS HER.
Penelope is just a name at this point. We've heard it said before (still with extreme longing but that's a different ramble) but we as the audience of this musical have not met her yet. But you feel that excitement and utter joy at the thought of seeing her once more. Joy for this woman we don't know. Just how he says it tells you that this man would do anything ("horrendous horrifying actions" type of anything) to see her again and keep her safe/happy. You just sit there loving her just as much. Love that he would kill you for even having
With the first two lines, it's his men echoing his sentiment: Excitement to go home. But at Penelope, it's ALL those voices together with no echo. Penelope isn't waiting for them like their homeland is, they don't feel that way for her. But Odysseus' adoration is so profound that it needs multiple voices to even release it. Even the fact that the chorus is silent at "for me" is telling you that the fact that she's waiting is what's most important. PENELOPE IS HIS HOME. He's "just a man, She's everything" type of adoration!!!!!! He truly would trade the world to see his son and wife!!!
Even with how he says "Full Speed Ahead" after that kind of drifts off like he's already daydreaming about it and I'm just a fucking MESS. He daydreams in the Odyssey already and I love it so much.
I LISTEN TO THESE PARTS OVER AND OVER! IT IS WHAT REVIVES ME!
#“I FUCKING LOVE PENELOPE!” *Gets shot in the neck with an arrow immediately by Odysseus for my hubris and thinking I deserve her*#and he's so right. I do not deserve her. “Nobody” does🥹#I will never get over his devotion to her. He's Besotted. Enamored. Adoring. Lovesick. Obsessed. AAAAAaaaaAAAAAnd SO AM I!#I understand him completely for it. I too would kill for Penelope. I would do so many things for Penelope. She'd swindle my stuff#And I would let her.#Penelope~ You want my credit card info???? (*˘︶˘*).。*♡ Penelopeeeee~#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#crying shaking throwing up#odysseus#odypen#penelope#epic the musical#full speed ahead#epic the troy saga#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#essay
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buck making sure to commandeer the guy’s helmet too bc safety comes first 🙂↕️
#yes girl speed down the highway on a bike you’ve never ridden#and then throw yourself in front of cars driving full speed#but make sure you get that helmet first#he did pull it off tho and i love him for that#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911#9-1-1#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 8x03#em saying things
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This is the only way I can imagine an episode at the fair if you go with your Devenementiel coworkers and you find Jason there
You can insert Roy/Amanda/Thomas/Elenda/Brune instead of Devon as Lisa here too. You're Milhouse in the middle of that chaos.
Plus points of chaos if you're on Jason's route.
#I'm very bad editing videos sorry this is my first time XD#mcl new gen#mcl new gen spoilers#my candy love#my candy love new gen#mcl#jason mendal#devon okere#Jason and Devon are metaphorically spitting hurtful truths at each other. And literally throwing insults I guess#Candy doesn't want to be there. Let the girl enjoy her night at the fair#Now seriously It's so weird try to imagine Jason at the fair XD#Can you imagine this man with his expensive suit riding a carousel? Because I can't xddd#Jason at the bumping cars crashing again and again vs Devon and Roy's car#Jason at the Drop Tower with a completely calm and serious expression falling at full speed while is talking to his secretary on the phone#Jason at the Haunted House unimpressed and mocking the poor actors because they can't scare him at all.#mcl jason#mcl devon#mclng
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This part focuses on Quincey in particular instead of everyone, "Quincey raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at her intently", and I wonder if it connects with what he had said before: "And I promise you, too, that I shall make all certain, for if I am only doubtful I shall take it that the time has come!" Because Quincey is the one who always clocks on the situation at hand first, and patrols for threats (and if he spots one he shoots first asks questions later)
He does clock things very fast and takes action just as quickly. When he's facing the right way.
But in this scene, our favorite Texan isn't looking the right way or even reacting safely as much as he is quick about it. Even if his reaction was entirely innocent surprise, the fact that he made clear how ready he was to serve Mina's euthanasia request--seemingly with more readiness than even Dr. Jack Malpractice who must 'steel' himself to the idea--has absolutely stuck in Jonathan's mind.
Hence Jonathan death gripping the kukri as Quincey gets (to his eyes) the wrong kind of interested.
The whole story could have gone very nasty very fast if Mr. 'You've yeed your last haw' Morris had made a wrong move at that moment.
#I don't know about the rest of the room but if I had been sitting in there I know I would have been sweating a flood out of stress#I am mentally editing my view of the cast as-is and electing Arthur the default 'Guy who is actually clocking the Jonathan situation'#because for all that Quincey is observant and fast#he is not pinging all the red flags; not enough to keep his peripheral on Mr. Harker#and not fast enough to match speed with the guy who almost split Dracula open like a loaf of bread#Arthur 'Only Proven Reader of Characters Pulling a Performance' Holmwood doesn't even have a real 'act' to read here#Jonathan is radiating ready-to-murder-to-guard-my-wife vibes and seemingly NO ONE ELSE IS PICKING THEM UP#Art: 'Hey. Hey is anyone else seeing this? Anyone?'#Jack: 'Of course! I recorded every second of the dreamy manfulness uwu'#Quincey: 'Nothing wrong with a man keeping his weapon ready at all times c:'#Van Helsing: 'While we must be so cautious in our consideration of decapitating and impaling dear Mina to spare his poor ears I have full#--trust in our good and dutiful friend Jonathan :3'#Art: ...#Jonathan: 👁️👁️🔪#Mina; blinking in Morse code: ('Please keep things chill please please please')#Art: 'I will go throw some money at people about this I think. And take a sedative or three.'#anyway#quincey morris#jonathan harker#mina harker#dracula#re: dracula#dracula daily
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The Sua comic is so good it scratches the right cortical regions.
The remains of dead children are akin to snow -a hallmark of winter- to insinuate the cessation of existence. If Sua's sister is to be taken at face value, it is a ritual restricted to children. Mixing their remains in the grass they once walked on, in the only place that offers the vestiges of humanity as a bargain to elicit their most beautiful cries, is horrid.
Equating ashes with snow is such a twisted play on the connotation of purity the latter carries. But also, the remains are scattered under the starry night sky, as if to symbolise the glimmer of hope fading away. Or it could be seen as going back to the abode in the sky where God would have lived had they not been forgotten.
Anakt Garden represents a one-way trip to the afterlife, which is why Sua's sister references it as "hell", because it is frightening. She still has her instincts intact and fears death unlike those who grew up in the garden. However, Sua finds reprieve in this afterlife, morphing into a "heavenly garden", because she was found by Mizi, her delight, her enticing "paradise". In the end, she becomes a perfect victim of the system that ensnares all.
The entire world is built on a travesty of concepts as we know them, deprived of their most raw characteristics. Everyone has to return to the Great Anakt; ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
#alien stage#alnst stuff#very interested if the korean terms draw a distinction between heaven and paradise or use them synonymously#depending on which the second to last para is just babbling but i can dream#also want to throw in the garden of eden into the mix but i don't know enough to decide if it is best depicted by anakt garden or mizi#so many religious undertones and overtones it drives me mad#i really really need to study it better because my brain is chugging full speed ahead and I'm held behind by my lack of information on it#tempted to scream more its criminal what each update does to me#give mizi all the ammo to shoot with she needs to tear apart the cage disguised as heaven with her own two hands
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the nsbu table is five DM pets and rekha shankar
#not art#nsbu spoilers#← tag mostly for the following tags lol#regarding the post I Am Colloquializing For Joke Of Course but its just funny to see how#everyone is like so sweet and enthusiastic and playing and frolicking in brennan's sandbox#and rekha is heckling him at any possible venue. everyone else is a camper rekha is his shounen rival#like jacob is bringing his full earnestness into playing the character#and alex constantly reaches to pieces and people in the environment and other players to reveal extremely compelling dynamics#and ify is doing next level engineer shit on the worldbuilding he is straight up gonna get a good grade in isekai#and ally is extremely willing to take any hit to keep the banter flowing and the ease with which they and brennan bounce ideas back and#forth is astounding#and izzy is like. she's Hysterical I fucking love paula so much but there's that moment in the latest ep when jack manhattan shows up#and she Immediately breaks out of paula to do the fucking face and beat perfect jack manhattan and you kinda realize oh she's just#really fucking good at acting and she's beinging it 110% to the table#man. nsbu is just good lmao#I call rekha brennan's shounen rival but truly like that person hacking move was awesome she is as invested in the world as everyone else#but that dynamic really got her to shine the way it sets up the shirt throwing bit was straight up a jjba duel#like brennan entertaining her request and letting the whole table forget about the speed of the car before reminding them#by breaking g13's wrist. like beat for beat a shounen fight it's the best#and it heightens when rekha then does something fucking awesome#its good. its just really good. I really enjoy nsbu guys
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Swiss, watching Sunshine and Dew fight: "What're the orange drink twins up to now?" Aether, thinks for a moment: "Ohhh... Sunny D, right... Uhh, honestly, I don't know. Dew breathed 'weird' according to Sunny and they've been fighting ever since." Swiss, watching them slap each other: "I don't get it. Shouldn't they get along better as siblings?" Rain, staring into the distance: "No." Swiss: "No?" Rain, one of many, many siblings, shaking his head: "No." Swiss: "Oh." -winces as Sunny spins Dew around by his arms and lets go- "Ooh! Oh! Oh, fuck-" Dew, climbing over the overturned couch: "Again, again!" Sunny, impressed: "YOU FLEW SO FAR!" Aether: "...I'm kind of glad I was an only kit now." Rain: "Don't worry, they'll stop once one of them gets hurt for real." Aether: "That's not reassuring, Rain!"
#Lamp rambles#shitghosting#nameless ghouls#swiss ghoul#aether ghoul#rain ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#sunshine ghoulette#ghost band#ghost bc#the band ghost#before anyone is like 'people wouldn't actually throw their siblings right?' me I was thrown#I am the sibling that gets full body yeeted#or I was when we were kids#you basically spin around and pick up speed until their feet leave the ground and let go#I smacked into a fence post#It was great
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"Because you are one of the best wrestlers of all time!"
#crying throwing up chewing glass running toward a cliff full speed#listening to this on repeat#adam cole#adamjf#mjf#maxwell jacob friedman#all elite wrestling#aew
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thanks to the jjk anime directors for confirming what we all intuitively knew: gojo would be a nightmare in high school gym class
#the way he lobbed that basketball at the end gave me flashbacks#'looking out for the weak is exhausting' - last words before he throws the dodgeball right at your head at full speed#jjk#vid
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i can't believe there's people blaming eurylochus for the 500+ deaths like.. IT WASN'T EURYLOCHUS WHO GAVE THE SON OF POSEIDON HIS NAME AND IP ADDRESS
#epic the musical#even if they arrived at ithaca due to the bag yall really think poseidon wouldn't throw a fit?#its poseidon man#it would probably go from keep your friends close > full speed ahead (reprise) > GET IN THE WATER
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the most normal gay people on the planet
#zamasu#goku black#blamasu#these 2 make me want to puke i need to soak them in milk. and throw them at a wall full speed.#dragon ball super#my art
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3 before everyone begins snorting Narinder's fur lol
That was awful, but at least it seems like it's over and that little soul was punted right back into reincarnation.
Phew...
Well... But that relaxing moment is over whenever he feels a hand going through his fur now. It makes him shiver, and he turns back slowly to see who's doing that.
Ah, another soul... So this is how it's gonna be today...
Might as hell sit back and relax...
Doing so, you notice that the back of his fur is a liiiittle longer than the rest of it, not enough to be called hair but enough to be noticeable.
He's purring...
#good choice there's someone doing it already#also HAH throwing my short mullet narinder hcs at you in full speed and it's gonna hit you in the face like a BRICK#inbox memes#ask narinder#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#narinder#the one who waits
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There are three ways to feed an immortal,
I finished How to Survive Camping and I am utterly enamored with it, and especially enamored with CupKate. Those two are really the couple of all time huh. Love confessions more heartwrenching than any allo romances I've probably ever read, a relationship that bopped back and forth from spouse ("spouse") to QPR to guy trying to kill you, but always always they were tied together at the soul.
Even now I can't really wrap my head around Beau not loving her the way she loved him (romantic or not, that was a love deeper than anything). Some things are not for me to know though.
#How To Survive Camping#HTSC#Kate the Camp Manager#Beau The Man With The Skull Cup#The Man With The Skull Cup#r/nosleep#cringe is dead no one can make fun of me for this anymore#truly asexual/aro tooling around with borderline romance leads to the most heartwrenchingly toe-curlingly delicious setups#It's something about being forced to constantly examine your desires and why and how etc. etc.#The both of them are constantly measuring themselves against humanity#questioning their own right to be there (more Kate than Beau as he's like lol im not a human soooo)#But Kate who mourns a horse wrapped into a murder plot that left its body a wreck#Kate who cries for a monster half-made and full of grief for hundreds of years#Kate who throws herself in front of bullets and speeding bulls and monsters and the other half of her soul#she deserves the title of human the most
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i don’t know music terminology but all the parts of past songs playing in new songs makes me SICK there was so much of it in thunder saga i was sobbing throwing up and there’s so much of it in wisdom saga im sobbing throwing up
#there’s so much in the whole musical i’m sobbing throwing up#full speed ahead playing in legendary😭😭😭#warrior of the mind playing in god games😭😭😭#ALL OF THE SCREAMS PLAYING IN LOVE IN PARADISE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#JAY IM SICK#there’s so much more of it i couldn’t possibly list all of the examples#it’s so so so so so good tho like there aren’t words to describe how musically genius that is#there might actually be words for that but i don’t have them#ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT#JAY UR BRAIN IS SO BIG ITS LITERALLY EXPLODING OUT OF YOUR EARS#epic the musical#wisdom saga
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