#{ hahahahah get absolUTELY fucked }

[gallawitchxx]

day twenty-four • @gallavichthings kinktober 2024

↳ 31 days of kinks & cards in 3 sentences

SENSORY DEPRIVATION x THREE OF SWORDS

[here, have a little gallavich security / mixing business with pleasure action] Ian pulls the brim of Mickey’s camouflage cap down over his eyes, pushing his bare ass further back onto the prep table in the growhouse stockroom. Thanks to a very thorough tour, Ian knows exactly where the blind spots in the surveillance system are, and Mickey knows he plans to take full advantage of them, and him. In the darkness, on instinct, he shivers when the lube cap clicks open, bites his bottom lip as Ian works him open, groans through their slow, steady joining, and nips at Ian’s palm where it covers his mouth to keep him quiet—the most delectable torture.

[ghstfacr]

what do you most need ?

to be alone ; given some peace , to drop the facade .

you have never truly felt peace , nor quiet , nor a sense of being free in yourself . you need to be left alone , no knocks at the door , no questions or calls , you need to feel safe and private and to be yourself . you need to stand bare before your own eyes , and listen to your own voice , and to be without others pressing in upon you .

tagged by : real life angel baby @bloodsalted tagging : @razorfst , @greedaeye ( colby ) , @implsvly , @irrcdeemable , @newd1rections ( puck ) , @salvatoraes , @tornblackedgcs , and YOU

[realasslesbian]

It was pretty funny when, during those frequent times in recent history where there's been a whole-ass mutiny in the Australian upper parliament and we get a new prime minister every other week, and I make the observation that if this happened in the US, or really any other country, there'd mass outrage and headlines about a failing government and whatever, and the reason it gets no attention when it happens here is because there's literally no difference between the political parties anyway, it makes no practical difference who is in government here, they just fighting over who gets the top job million dollar salary (the highest salary of any PM in the world btw), and every time I make this observation some neckbeard will be all 'wELL thE US ISn't tHE SAmE AS AUstraLIa' and I'll just be like, yes, actually, that's my point, the US has a robust legal and parliamentary system, and journalists with freedom of speech who know how to use it, and Australia does not have these things:)

[anothermansjeans]

as a speak now stan i truly lost. byeeee switching to 1989

[ellecdc]

Hey! How are you? Do you think you could write poly!marauders where everyone pranks Sirius by dressing up as him for halloween?

hahahahah this is so funny - thanks for the request!

poly!marauders x gn!reader who all dress up as Sirius for Halloween [1.1k words]

CW: Sirius vs Remus re: their coaster debacle, referring to Sirius as a slut/trollop/and himself referring to 'cheap hookers', it's all in good fun

“I think this might be my favourite prank yet.” Remus chuckled as he helped you lace up the black combat boots on your feet.

James’ head snapped up from where he’d been focused on ensuring the buckle of his belt sat just right, his black jeans hanging dangerously low on his hips leaving almost nothing to the imagination as he flashed you and Remus his most convincing Sirius Black wink.

It sort of occurred to you then - seeing your two other boyfriends and all of your shared friends dressed up as Sirius - that your boyfriend was kind of a slut.

“Kind of?" Marlene had snorted as she flipped an errant strand of black hair away from her face (and dangerously close to her lit cigarette, mind you). “Babes, your boyfriend is a trollop.” 

Lily came waltzing over to you in what she swore up and down was exactly how Sirius had 'swaggered’ his way through Hogwarts back in the day; white button down shirt barely buttoned at all, skin tight black jeans and black chunky boots, and hastily drawn tattoos in liquid eyeliner littering the vast amount of skin everyone’s Sirius Black costumes required to be visible.

“Hey there doll face.” She offered in as baritone she could manage to get her voice to go. “I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m a dog in bed.”

You let out a - very Sirius-esque, now that you thought of it - bark of laughter as you clapped excitedly. “This is going to be so good.” 

“How’d you all convince him to bugger off before a party?” Peter asked then, struggling with the wig as he tried to move it higher on his head and out of his eyes. “He’s usually half-way drunk about now and hanging off one of you lot.”

“Remus pretended to be miffed at him so-” James offered, cut off by Remus stating he was “absolutely not pretending; he’s asked Sirius Merlin knows how many times now to use a sodding coaster”. 

“So, in apology, Sirius offered to run to pick up the keg.” You finished as Remus and James argued about whether rings on the coffee table were really a punishable offence when there was already a cigarette burn in it, which started a whole new argument over who the fuck burned the coffee table. No one thought to mention that a quick spell would easily buff either out. 

“How selfless of him.” Lily sighed as he leaned back against the kitchen island with an arrogant sort of elegance - she really was nailing this Sirius impression. 

“Little did he know it was going to be his job anyway.” You snickered before you heard the door knob turning.

“Okay, okay, the keg is still in the car, but I also stopped by the department store and bought three packages of coasters. And you’ll never guess what! The coasters are-” 

But before you could hear what the coasters were, Sirius looked up to see his flat full of all of his friends and loved ones…dressed like him. 

“What the fuck?” Sirius mumbled quietly as everyone yelled “SURPRISE!”

“What do you think?” Marlene asked as she strutted towards Sirius not unlike she was on a catwalk, turning sharply in front of him and winking at him over her shoulder before stalking away again; Dorcas wolf-whistled at her the whole time whilst Lily hollered. 

Sirius made a sound bordering a laugh and a scoff as his mouth fell open in a proto-smile, eyes dancing over Dorcas, Marlene, Peter, Lily, Mary, Remus, James, you, and - fuckin’ hells - even the cat had a sodding leather jacket on. 

“Are….are you all dressed-”

“Like you!” Mary squealed excitedly, bounding in her place as she held her hands underneath her chin. “Don’t we look smashing?”

Sirius shook his head in disbelief as he let out a breathless laugh. “No; you all look like cheap hookers.”

A chorus of hey!’s and oi!’s and ‘we literally took these out of your wardrobe, Pads! sounded as James pulled Sirius into a headlock. 

“I’ll show you a cheap hooker.” James muttered into Sirius’ cheek as the two pretended to wrestle.

“Oh I’m counting on it, Jamie. Can’t wait.” Sirius called as James released him so he and Marlene could retrieve the keg from the car. 

“Surprise.” You offered quietly as Sirius accepted you into an embrace.

“I should have known you were behind all of this.” Sirius muttered in faux contempt before stamping the crown of your head with a kiss. “Was Moony’s mood just a ruse, then?”

“It wasn’t a sodding ruse, Sirius!” Remus shouted over the other party goers - Sirius paid him no mind. 

“I thought it would be fun! It’d be like a Sirius Black themed Halloween Party in honour of your birthday coming up!” 

Sirius' beaming smile fell into something softer as he trailed his thumb over your bottom lip. 

“You guys are too good to me.” He murmured, Dorcas sidling up beside him to look at the two of you incredulously. 

“Uhm, I find they’re rather mean to you, Black. I mean…this whole party was basically satire at your expense.” She said, plucking Sirius’ own leather jacket he had thrown over one of Remus’ jumpers which matched the leather jackets thrown over many of the party-goers as if to cement her point. 

“Oh and you’d know all about partners being mean to you, is that it, Meadows?” Sirius challenged back. “I hear the way Marlene talks to you.” 

“Yeah but Marly’s hot; bullying each other is just our love language.” Dorcas countered, shooting Marlene a wink over her shoulder which was quickly met by Marlene flipping her the bird. 

“Yeah well, pranking is ours.” James added with a pleased sigh as he and Remus joined the conversation. 

“I know it’s technically my birthday already,” Sirius started with a challenging look being shot at Remus as he reached into his jacket pocket, “but I got you a gift, Moons.” 

Sirius handed three small boxes that held six coasters each - each coaster in the shape of a vinyl record. 

“Awe, thanks Pads.” Remus said casually before shoving them back at his boyfriend. “Happy birthday Sirius! Use a sodding coaster.”

And to your absolute delight, everyone in the flat - in true Sirius Black fashion - chorused “okay Moons”, resulting in raucous laughter as drinks were passed out and the party finally commenced.

[primmise]

Oh my god you should totally write sub dottore getting his virginity taken for the first time!! Imagine how cute he’d be all inexperienced and begging for you to fuck him.. I love Dottore sm :,3

".. please."

dottore was never a sex kinda guy, really. he never found the idea appealing, but, you just... brought out a part of him he never knew he had. everything about you was just a huge turn on for him. like, how you'd tie your hair up you acted oblivious to all of his hints, especially that one time when he had put his hand on your thigh and all you had to say was...

"what? is there something on my leg?"

to say he was baffled was really an understatement. are you that stupid or were you just trying to get a reaction out of him?

"please, what, pretty boy?"

oh, he fucking hated you. this is incredibly humiliating, why can't you just take a hint and just.. do something with him already? he's sure he's been obvious. unless he hasn't. he wouldn't know, this is all so unfamiliar to him.

".. please have sex with me." he muttered, looking down at the floor. "god, did you have to say it like that?" that brought his attention from his nasty thoughts back up to you. "oh, what, how would you have said it?"

"mm.. if i were dottore.." you trailed off, "i actually don't know. i can't picture you saying anything other than that. maybe, 'can we engage in the intimate action known as intercourse?' hehe." dottore's face is a little red, him not having a singular clue as to what he's supposed to do in this situation.

"please, y/n. is that a yes or a no? i need you so fucking bad, this is not funny." he pleaded, looking at you with a needy expression on his face.. not only his eyes were looking at you. you sighed, giving into his pleading. it really wasn't long before his pants were thrown somewhere in his room, boxers probably... god knows where.

"oh— oh, god..." he moaned rather loudly finally feeling your smaller hand wrapped around him. his hand used to be his best friend, but after feeling yours, his hand will be out of business. "p—please, i.. mmh.."

"it's pretty." you hummed softly, still sitting on his lap keeping up the slow pace you set with your hand. "you're pretty." you giggled, picking up the pace a bit.

"fuckfuckfuck, y/n, please— please let me cum.. i jus—.." he was caught off guard when you stopped out of.. nowhere. "i fucking hate you." he groaned, throwing his head back in frustration. "i want you so fucking bad this.. this isn't.. i just want you to ride me, or something, i just want to be inside of you.."

this'll be a long night.

NOTE: sorry i havent been active, and i'm also sorry if my writing is absolute fucking ass i havent wrote anything in so damn long HAHAHAHAH

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝟏 = 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞, zegras' have more fun

♡ ─ summary | y/n shows off her first week of uni and the captain of the hockey captain purposes something...

♡ ─ warnings | absolutely nothing, maybe mention of needing to bulk??, and playful insults/"bully" (per usual)

♡ ─ taglist | tbd

♡ ─ ev's notes | ahhhh i'm so excited for this series, please send in some requests if you have any! i'm still thinking about who i want little miss zegras to end up with, can y'all help me with that LMAO. i'm so indecisive

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ynzegras ann arbor, michigan

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ynzegras | week 1 @ umich, done ✅ tagged: briesbagels, lhughes_06, dylanduke25 september 2, 2022

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briesbagels | so YOU stole my camera???

↳ ynzegras oops... mb it just ended in my luggage, idk how

↳ pchandler68 I LITERALLY TOLD YOU BRIE. U WERE WRONG.

↳ briesbagels a. i'm never wrong 😗 and b. you did steal my anaheim sweatshirt i saw it on facetime

↳ ynzegras how does bro fit in that, he needs to BULK!!

↳ trevorzegras y/n skinny shaming scandle?

↳ ynzegras scandal**

lhughes_06 | that's such a terrible pic y/n, how could you do me and dylan like that???

↳ ynzegras yall look fine... stop being dramatic

↳ lhughes_06 we look like 2 middle aged fathers taking a pic after helping their kids move into their dorm 😟😑

↳ dylanduke25 speak for yourself man, i look sexy 🥵

↳ pchandler68 fr that smile 🥵🥵

_quinnhughes | LUKE lmao 😭

↳ ynzegras HAHAHAHAH HES SO FUNNY

↳ _quinnhughes he looks scared

↳ lhughes_06 she forced me to take that pic so YES i was scared. 😣

↳ trevorzegras BULLIES. they are BULLIES. first me and griffin, now luke and dylan. u have a problem y/n

↳ ynzegras idk ab bullying but it's pretty funny

pchandler68 | is that my cup in the fourth picture??

↳ ynzegras no bruh i brought this from home

↳ pchandler68 FUCKING LIAR THATS MINE. GET UR OWN CUP

↳ briesbagels GET UR OWN SWEATSHIRT. its a cup, get over it 😑😑

dylanduke25 | lovely pic y/n🫡 great photograph taking skills

↳ ynzegras thanks bud 🤞🏼

griffinzegras | i see you've found another brother huh?

↳ ynzegras awww u jelly?? ur still my fav

↳ griffinzegras YEAH ID HOPE SO?? I AM UR BIOLOGICAL BROTHER 🤨

↳ ynzegras i actually i take that back, i think i got a concussion from ur fucking driving

↳ griffinzegras who bought you starbucks for the past two years EVERDAY before school?

↳ ynzegras i can't remember CUS I HIT MY HEAD SO HARD

trevorzegras | miss you sista

↳ ynzegras i literally saw u like two days

↳ trevorzegras i can still miss my baby sis

↳ avazegras 📸📸 hmm? baby sis?

↳ trevorzegras i miss u both okay??????

↳ ynzegras sure... okay

nolan_moyle | new hockey manager??

↳ ynzegras yeah no

↳ nolan_moyle please 😥😥 it would mean the world to our lukey boy

↳ lhughes_06 na i really don't care

↳ nolan_moyle not helping our case there 😐😐

[muldermuse]

So I’m imagining exboyfriend!butcher absolutely beating the shit out of a date you had that was an asshole. Like you’re leaving the date and after you’re out of ear shot, your asshole date walks out of the restaurant and butcher standing there to meet him and just is like “so, I do believe we have a problem, you and I.”🙃🙃

YES YES YESSSS

YES YES YES

you’re sat on the curb outside with his overcoat on basically waiting for him to be finished beating the fuck out of your date lmao…

he staggers out- blood on his knuckles (definitely not his), ripped shirt and lit cigarette already hanging out of his mouth. he walks you back to your place and keeps his arm wrapped around your waist the entire time

you clean up his knuckles when you get home. standing between his thighs in your dimly lit bathroom- he hisses when you dab the antiseptic against his wounds

“big guy like you hurt by a lil’ antiseptic?” you tease

he smirks back at you, his other hand idly tracing the denim of your jeans

“maybe you’re not a great nurse, darlin’”

you gasp and shove him without malice “I think you need bed rest…you can lie down and I’ll do all the work- sound good?”

hes slapping your ass as he chases you into your bedroom hahahahah

[willalove75]

Nsfw prompt w/ established fem!reader x rebecca. Reader shyly asks rebecca to wear a strap in bed and at first rebecca thinks its not her thing but she'll try it out for you but then she realizes what an absolute wreck she makes you and quickly becomes obsessed with fucking you with it even going far as to wearing one to work

The way I've been very impatiently waiting to write this since the second I saw it in my inbox hahahahah

I fucking love this, lets do it!

This is just pure, filthy, smutty smut

Collapsing back onto the bed you try and catch your breath as aftershocks course through your body. When you're finally able to open your eyes again you see Rebecca sitting between your legs with a smirk on her face, her fingers gently gliding across your thighs. She looks down at you, proud of herself for being able to turn you into such a mess over and over again.

"Tapping out?" She asks with a cocked eyebrow, knowing what your answer would be.

"What gave it away?" You reply with a laugh as another chill runs down your spine.

"Just a hunch." She lays down next to you and wraps her arms around you, pulling you close.

The warmth of her body relaxes you and you let out a hum, nuzzling your head into her neck. Rebecca runs her fingers through your hair, leaving gentle kisses on your head.

It never ceases to surprise you how easily she can make you come undone. The chemistry between the two of you alone makes your head spin, but the way she knows every inch of your body? The way she knows exactly what makes you tick and squirm? It drives you wild in the best ways possible. Sex with her is the best you've ever had in your life.

There was always one thing you've wanted to try but have been too shy to ask, but after the way she dominated you tonight, shyness be damned, you can't wait anymore.

Tracing patterns across her chest with your fingers you finally find the courage to ask.

"Has there ever been something you've wanted to try but haven't brought up?"

Rebecca pauses and thinks for a moment. "No, I don't think so, why love? Is there something on your mind?"

"Well, kind of. I don't know, it's kind of dumb," the shyness taking over once more. "actually, never mind, forget I said anything."

"No, no." She says, adjusting in bed to look at you. "Tell me, if there's something you want to try I want to know what it is sweetheart."

Focusing on your fingers as they continue to trace shapes and patterns on her chest you work up the courage to finally ask.

"Well, I've kind of wanted to try you using a strap, on me." You shyly admit. Looking up at Rebecca you see a little surprise and uncertainty on her face.

"Really?" She asks.

"Yeah, but, I mean, we don't have to if you don't want to, I know it's probably not your thing, so it's okay if you don't want to or something."

Rebecca looks down at you with endearment in her eyes.

"I can't promise it'll be something I'll love, but we can definitely try it."

"Really?"

"Absolutely honey. Do you want me to order one? I have no idea what kind to order though." She says, grabbing her phone off of the nightstand.

Taking her phone from her you pull up a few options you've looked at in the past that you'd want to try.

"Any one of these should be fine." You say with a small smile.

"You are just full of surprises tonight my love." Rebecca says, kissing you on the forehead, you giggle in response.

The two of you look through the options and settle on a purple one, it's a little bigger than the others, but the size of it excites you more than scares you. Rebecca places the order and returns her phone to the nightstand. She wraps her arms around you once more and pulls you into her.

"Thank you baby." You quietly say.

"Of course honey. I want you to always be comfortable talking to me, about anything. Okay?"

Looking into her bright green eyes, you get lost for a moment before nodding your head. Rebecca brings her lips to yours and you smile as she gently kisses you.

A few days later you both come home from work to find a package at the front door. Excited, you take it inside and open it. A knot forms in your belly as you examine the strap with Rebecca; she looks unsure, but not unwilling. You both agree that you should have dinner before running straight into the bedroom. After you finish eating and cleaning up, you lead Rebecca upstairs.

Rebecca stands behind you and slowly unzips your dress. Her lips meet your neck as she pulls the zipper down and she kisses down your back. As she pulls your dress to the floor she unhooks your bra and pulls your lacy thong to your ankles. You kick your thong off and turn to face her, she pulls your lips into hers and you pull her button down shirt out of her skirt and begin unbuttoning it. Kissing down her chest, you pull the shirt off of her after undoing the last button. You unclip her bra and toss it away, kissing between her breasts and down her belly. After fumbling with the zipper on the side of her skirt for a moment, you slide it down her hips, taking her thong with it, down her legs, and onto the floor.

Kneeling in front of Rebecca, you look up at her as you run your hands up and down her thighs. She spreads her legs and lowers her heat onto your mouth, which you gladly accept. Rebecca throws her head back and lets out a moan when your tongue makes contact with her dripping center. Running your tongue up and down her slit you collect all of her juices into your mouth. Her knees buckle and she moans, grabbing onto your head when you suck and flick your tongue over her clit. You continue to work your tongue up and down her slit, sucking and pressing your tongue flat against her clit every time you pass over it. Her legs begin to gently shake, letting you know she's getting close. Bringing your fingers to her dripping center, you coat them in her juices before sliding two fingers into her, curling them deep inside while latching onto her clit and sucking on it.

Rebecca cries out in pleasure and grinds down onto you. You begin to work your fingers in and out of her as you keep her bundle of nerves stimulated. Looking up, her head is thrown back but you can see the blush across her chest, her legs shake more as you pick up the pace and thrust into her a little harder.

"Just like that baby, I'm so close, don't stop- fuck! Fuck!" She screams and her body shakes over you while she cums. You can feel her dripping down your arm but you keep your pace, making her ride out her orgasm until she pulls away.

Rebecca stumbles towards the bed and puts her hands on the mattress to stabilize herself as she pants. Looking back at you, her pupils dilate while she watches you stick your fingers in your mouth, lapping up every drop of her left on you.

"Help me get into this thing." She says, holding up the harness. She gives it to you and you help her step into it and tighten it around her hips.

"How does it feel?" You ask, making sure it's not too tight or too loose.

"It feels weird." She says, swinging the dildo back and fourth.

You start laughing as you watch her. "I meant the harness babe."

"I think it's fine, now come, lay down."

Crawling onto the bed, you roll onto your back and Rebecca positions herself between your legs, lubing up the toy. She cups your center, wiping the extra lube onto you and slides two fingers into you.

"Oh fuck." You moan, your eyes rolling back.

Rebecca giggles and removes her fingers from you. Holding onto your hips, she lines the toy up with your dripping slit and looks up at you.

"You okay?" She asks.

"Mhm." You hum, nodding your head.

Parting your lips, she slowly slips the toy into you, immediately bottoming you out.

"Oh FUCK!" You cry as your eyes roll to the back of your head and your back arches off of the bed. Between the strap stretching out the entrance of your pussy to the sensation of the head of the toy buried deep inside of you, your head spins from the pleasure.

Rebecca slowly pulls the toy out and slides it back in all the way, hitting that sweet spot that makes you see stars.

"How does that feel baby?" She asks, slowly thrusting in and out of you as she finds her rhythm.

"It's so good." You whimper, white-knuckling the sheets.

Finding her rhythm, Rebecca begins to thrust in and out of you as a string of moans and curses fall from your lips.

Watching you as you squirm under her, Rebecca is a little surprised at how much she's enjoying this and picks up her pace.

"Oh fuck baby, fuck it's so good." You cry as she fucks you a little harder.

"You're taking it so good, you're such a good girl, letting me fuck you like this."

"Please, oh fuck, please, you're gonna make me- FUCK!" You scream as she thrusts hard and deep into you, bottoming you out again.

"You want me to make you cum?"

"Please baby, please." You beg as she fucks you harder.

Rebecca picks your legs up and bends them back so your knees are almost next to your ears allowing her to push deeper into you. She thrusts into you a few more times before slamming into you, giving you every inch of the toy. You can feel her hips against you when she grinds the toy deep into you, making you scream in pleasure.

"Fuck, Rebecca yes! You're gonna make me fucking cum, fuck me, please, oh fuck please!"

You hear the wetness of the toy while it slides out and is slammed back into you over and over as Rebecca bottoms you out with each thrust as you scream, your orgasm building rapidly.

She quickens her pace when she feels your body begin to shake under her, she wants to make you cum, hard. With each thrust you get closer and closer to the edge, climbing higher and higher every second.

She grinds into that spot once more, bringing you right to the edge.

"I'm gonna cum, don't stop, don't fucking stop!" You scream.

Thrusting hard into the spot again and then grinding into it, Rebecca is feral, you see stars and cry out for her.

"Good girl, cum for me baby." Rebecca says as she guides you through your orgasm.

She relentlessly fucks you as your body convulses under her. She eventually slows down, gently sliding the strap in and out of you as you come down from your high before finally pulling out.

Rebecca takes off the harness and tosses it onto the floor. She crawls up next to you, pulling your still twitching body into her.

"Oh my god, holy shit Rebecca." You pant as the aftershocks rock your body.

"I'm glad you enjoyed it so much." She says, gently kissing you.

"Did you like it?"

Looking into her eyes, you realize her pupils are blown and her eyes are filled with lust.

"I loved it."

For the next few weeks, you two almost exclusively use the strap, usually at Rebecca's request. Rebecca let you use it on her a few times but she got more pleasure from fucking you senseless with it than when you used it on her. It wasn't always rough, but you both preferred it that way truthfully.

As you're at your desk, consumed by your latest task, you realize it's been an unusually slow, quiet day. Which you weren't complaining about. The boys were on the bus to an away game, you and Rebecca were flying out to meet them the next day. It's not often you get laid back days like these, but you enjoyed them when they came around.

A ding echoes through your office, looking up you see a message from Rebecca.

"Come see me in my office. Now."

A nervous knot forms in your belly, that doesn't sound good. Making your way to her office, you try and think of all of the reasons why she could be mad at you. Did you mess something up? Did you do something at home? Your anxiety comes to a head when you reach her office door.

You knock on the door and you hear her on the other side.

"Come in."

Opening the door, you step into her office and look at her sitting at her desk. Rebecca notices the worry on your face and gently smiles at you.

"Come in love, lock the door please."

Confused, you lock the door and walk towards her desk, she gets up and meets you halfway across the office and pulls you into a hug and kisses you. Your body instantly relaxes when her warm lips meet yours. Rebecca notices your body relax in your arms and looks at you.

"What's wrong?"

"What do you mean what's wrong? That message made it sound like I was in trouble!" You say.

"Oh I'm sorry love," she says, laughing. "I just didn't want you to dawdle making your way over here."

"You scared the shit out of me." You say, holding her tight.

Rebecca cups your face in her hands and looks into your eyes.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you!"

Your hands rest on her hips and you feel something under her flowy dress and pull back, looking at her.

"What the fuck?" You say to yourself as you feel around her hips, your eyes widening when you realize she's wearing the harness. "What the fuck." Your eyes go wide, staring at her.

Rebecca has a devilish grin on her face and pull you in for a deep kiss.

"The reason I asked you to come into my office," she says between kisses. "was because I needed your assistance with something."

Smirking into the kiss, you ask "And what do you need my assistance with?"

Pulling away, Rebecca grabs your hand and leads you into the ensuite in her office and locks the door behind her. Hiking up her dress, she places the fake appendage into its holster and bends you over the countertop.

"Babe, are you sure that we should-"

Rebecca unbuttons and rips your pants and underwear down. Leaning over you, she whispers into your ear.

"Hush love, just stay quiet." She reaches over and grabs a pillow sitting on the countertop and hands it to you, she must have taken it from the couch in her office before you got there.

Already dripping, Rebecca rubs the strap against you, making it slick and slides it effortlessly into you. Burying your face into the pillow, you groan as you feel her stretch you out.

Rebecca starts out slowly, letting you adjust to the stretch before pounding into you. You bite down into the pillow so hard you're worried you're going to rip it.

"Fuck!" You cry into the pillow.

She digs her nails into your hips when she grabs them tighter, thrusting into you, hard. Your moans turn into cries of pleasure when she bottoms you out, thrusting into you deep and hard.

"Oh fuck Rebecca!" You say, your voice mostly muffled.

"You're such a dirty girl, letting me fuck you in the office. My little office whore."

"Uh-huh." You moan, your eyes rolling back into your head.

Rebecca's hand leaves your hip and you feel her grab your hair and pull back, making your back arch. A moan escapes into the air before you're able to bring the pillow back to your face.

"You better not let anyone hear you love, or there will be consequences."

She thrusts deep into you and grinds the strap into that spot, making your body shudder.

"Fuck, right there, please, right there."

You hear Rebecca grunt as she thrusts harder into the spot and your legs begin to shake.

"I'm so close, fuck me baby, please."

"You want me to make you cum all over yourself?" She teases.

"Yes, fuck, please."

Rebecca seems to take that as a challenge because she picks up the pace even further and fucks you fast and hard. The orgasm you had building suddenly explodes, hitting you like a tidal wave. Rebecca lets go of your hair and you collapse back down onto the pillow, screaming in pleasure as you cum.

She slows her pace and you let out a little whine as she pulls out. Winded, Rebecca looks at you with pride on her face, bent over her office bathroom counter, blissed out with cum dripping down your legs. Removing the harness, she places it on the counter next to you.

After you're able to compose yourself a little you finally stand up and turn towards Rebecca. She passionately kisses you and pulls you into her so your head is resting in the crook of her neck.

"I'm sure that's the last thing you expected when you saw my message earlier." She says, rubbing small circles on your back.

"Uh, yeah. Definitely." You say with a laugh.

Rebecca kisses you once more before pulling away and grabbing a bag on the chair in the corner of the bathroom. She pulls out a hand towel and runs it under warm water and begins to wipe your legs clean.

"So this was a premeditated event?" You say, cocking an eyebrow at her.

She places a light kiss on your lips.

"I couldn't let the love of my life go back to work covered in cum, after I absolutely wrecked her in my office bathroom, could I?"

"Rebecca Welton, you are something else." You say with a chuckle.

"I'm your something else." She says, pulling you in for a kiss.

"And I'm yours." You say.

[alfiely-art]

FINISHED ACT 2!!!! I promise I'm taking my time

Act 1 live reaction here

Here are notes I took while reading!!!

Hi vagabond fella… you're cute

Huh. So the world ended. Okay

Happy birthday john, you fucked up!!!! My god!!!!

Oh interesting… wonder if the kernel will come back later

I like this sprite lmaoooo silly guy

“It's a long way down” Hey. Hey wait a sec. Isn't that deltarune

HEY THE BUNNY WHERE DID IT GO

Bro Rose probably thinks you're dead lmfaooooo

House trapped. LIKE THE TITLE HOMESTUCK DO U GET IT

Am I supposed to ignore the Stop Scurrying button btw. He will scurry to my hearts content

HEY WHERES DAD.

“Would you like to play a game?” C…caliborn….? :3

We scurried until we couldn't scurry anymore

Aw he's scared :( WALK ACROSS IT ur fine…

A voice?? Is it the blue text. The sprite

OMG ITS THE VAGABOND!!!!

Sorry rose I'm not reading allat

So wait. Did the game cause the meteors or is it just saving people from them. Why was there no warning

Betty crocker is born /j

Nvm sprite said No <3

NOT NANNAS ASHESSSSS LMAOOOO

“Hoo-hoo-hoo” HEY I SAW CALIBORN GIGGLE LIKE THAT IN A FIC. I know the Striders have more to do with Caliborn but let me reach

OH its the sprite

Dave. Honey. Nows not the time for your rap

Which admittedly has fun rhymes

AW FLUCK IT

Dave what are you yapping about

THE FUCKIHG CAR OH MY GOD

DAVE OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING

Fluthlu… I love you

I'm not even gonna try to spell that but I like the other squid octopus creature as well

Oglogoth… goth !!!!

Hey wait. The horror terrors are part of sburb. Is the game influenced by their lives and interests. Like. Deltarune

OH PSYCHE!!! hi Dave

Sword!!!!!!

Wow your room is really mHEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS. THATS THE FELT GUYS. SQUAREWAVE AND RHE OTHER ROBOT. I KNOW THOSE ONES!!!!! OHHHHHH

Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable

Oh Dave. Oh Dave

Hey wait is this earlier in the day.

Okay this is definitely earlier in the day

Aw. He doesn't wanna make satire of the sburb review

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS……

Is that. John's hand???? what the fuck is happening in midnight crew

Flagrant Homosexuality

YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT WHITE BABY (I was told that they use slurs, slur count 2!!!!)

Her life depends on you playing that game Dave

Ewwww what's the shit under the door

It's okay Dave piss probably isn't that bad. It's also probably Apple juice You're fine

HE GOT PISS/JUICE ON HIS TURNTABLES NOOOOOO

. They're gonna fly out the window

OH MY GOD BIRD NO

Wait. Davesprite is a bird with a sword in him. Omg is that bird the beginning of Davesprite omg!!!!

Wizard

Rose and her mom are fucking weird

MOM!!!!!

Hardcore parkour

Jade be telling the future…. Why can she do that

LIL CAL MENTION

NARRATOR YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT (slur count: 3)

Ironic Indulgence

Btw. Are you able to. Win the strifes. I'm so confused

“Fine, you'll interrupt your reading and turn around, but you don't see what could possibly be so oh my god it's a monster.” Hi this is absolute gold this is how I type

John died :(

Yay he's alive!!!

YOOOOO SICKKKK AFFFFF MOVE

John is such a nerd I love him

JASPERS NOOO

Hi Nanna harlequin sprite

Dave is very suddenly creeped out by the puppets, okay. Don't diss Lil cal bro

Baked good hater for Life!!! Also I am just like John I have absolutely no idea what Nannasprite was talking about. We r along for the ride

HUMAN ETIQUETTE WOOOO I NEED THAY BOOK

Jade why do you know all this stuff

Haha Dave's an emoji

IS THAT A DRIPPED OUT SLAPPY

HI CAL HI BABYGIRL !!!! I like Cal he's the man

Sweet Bro n Hella Jeff is. I

Cals eyes are so shiny

HAHAHAHAH JOHN MADE A SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF REFERENCE. I can't

U and me both Rose. We Are giggling

John died again

What the fuck is happening at Dave's house

ROSE RAP ROSE RAP

WHSJSHSJSH THE LITTLE IMP????

What the fuck is happening

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME is this a caliborn reference. Anyway uhhh Bro is kinda weird what's going on with him

Why does he have a camera in the saw guy figurine. Bro. What's uh up with you

BRO REALLY IS A NINJA…. Whys he jusy moving Cal around

Dave. I know you said your Bro is awesome but I think he's just really weird. He's silly

I do think it's interesting. John doesn't like his dad even though his dad is great (worst thing is he ignores that his kid doesn't like betty crocker goods). Rose hates her mom, but.. for like, the wrong reasons?? Like yeah her mom’s an alcoholic and seems neglectful but she doesn't seem to do the Irony shit Rose says she does. And then Dave seems to think Bro is the absolute best even though. This is not a great situation. I wonder what Jade's family is like

Also John and Rose avoid their parents but Dave's Bro seems to avoid Dave. interesting

Anyway POOR DAVE HE GOT SMOOSHED

Hey that letter is the same as the one in the trans dirk comic I saw :0

NOOO I WANTED TO SEE BRO

Yoooo John that's a cool weapon actually

That's a big boy right there what a big boy

ROSE THE FIRE ITS AT UR WINDOW

YO WAS THAT SILHOUETTE JADE?!?!?! JADE YAAA

Big boy!!!!!!

HEY I WAS INVESTED IN SEEING JOHN FIGHT. Oh at least we can see Bro. Wait how's Rose

??? JADE???

OOP NOPE. VAGABOND

What the fuck is happening I

vagabond is so silly I like him

Hey guys I think a king hurt vagabond. Just a guess. Probably reaching idk /j

VAGABOND PISS SCENE ?!?!?! YIPPEE!!!

Oh nvm. Btw can we get this guy a burger

HES SO HAPPY OVER THE. idk what that is DANGANRONPA BLOOD IN A CAN!!!!!!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE ON THESE SCREENS BTW. Wait I'm shouting so much. But what the fuck. Dave has his sprite??? Yay???? I thought he was gonna fight Bro??? What happened to Lil Cal???

Hey isn't that Jade's symbol on the pumpkin

Yooo that's such a cool cutscene actuHUH HOW IS IT THE END OF THE ACT AGAIN

The frick….

Anyway. Thoughts: I like Vagabond. Jade is mysterious. Dave gay. Bro creepy. Someone pls save Rose. John you gotta put your big boy pants on and fight those ogres. Good act!!! idk why people say the pre-trolls stuff is boring I'm enjoying myself

[wrathofrats]

Sick Ifrit thoughts? How he handles not being able to physically do anything he needs to, the paranoia about getting Zeph sick, how he handled it while still on the road, is he a dying Victorian child over the sniffles or does he try to insist he's fine, does he demand cuddles and affection when he's feeling so bad or does he want to wallow alone?

Im leaving my new ocd thing out of this so if that’s what you wanted I have different thoughts but ifrit is regular in this hc HAHAHAHAH

I think he’s fucking whiny and complains about it. He tries not to be around Zeph but it’s hard to stop them from doing what they want on a good day, let alone if they’ve been told they can’t see their boyfriend for a couple days.

Ifrit tries hard not to be insanely dramatic (that’s dews job) but he absolutely is pathetic about it. Pouting that he can’t do his normal tasks, clinging to Zeph bc he insists it will make him feel better.

On the road he tries to suck it up because he can’t get away with the dying act he would usually put on for extra cuddles from Zeph. He has to perform and be a functioning ghoul. So he just pretends he’s fine, but absolutely complains the whole time

[apostleofgreed]

It's here, the finale - my friends thoughts throughout Nona the Ninth (it's a long one)

Right which one of these idiots is stuck in Nona's body

Signs point to both

I think more likely Harrow and shes just removed the massive stick up her ass

Most other signs thus far do point to Gideon though- lack of aforementioned stick, finds herself attractive, loves ass jokes, wants to pet dogs (Harrow seems like a don't work with animals or children type)

Also these other kids have names like they're gonna be running in the fucking grand national

Honestly what the fuck is going on with child conception in this series???

Someone has five dads, God was asking if Harrow and Ianthe were being 'safe' sexually and I'm just confused

Okay so I've only listened to half an hour today but if Crown isn't coronabeth I will eat my own arm

My theory is that neither of them are in Harrow's body and that she's being possessed by The Body

Maybe I should follow in Harrow's footsteps and ask you to fucking lobotomize me

No beta we die like Babs

"what do you think is sexy?" "Eating breakfast" Me too, Camilla, me too

Maybe someone needs to lobotomize Judith, has anyone thought of that?

Thing is I feel like I'm supposed to think John is really bad and is the villain here but I just don't

The worst thing he's done is lie to his friends for a few thousand years

Finally, the baddest bitch in all the nine houses (it's Ianthe)

What a power move honestly first she steals Babs' soul now she steals his body, absolutely inspired

She could literally kill another 200 babies to resurrect Harrow and I'd be like what a babe 😍 at this point

I'm bored of shooting can we go back to swords and doing weird things with your body please

I just think it would be great if Harrow could hop back into her body and have a full meltdown about how to function in this world

Erm Corona darling can you please try to stop them bombing your sister in the body of one of your lifelong pals pls and thanks

Y'all better sTOp

Fucking marry, kill, reanimate I can't hahahaha

"that's not actually crown's boyfriend Nona, it's her sister but I don't think anyone could blame you for getting confused" Fair hahahahah so very true

Don't know how they think this is gonna work seeing as though Harrow and Ianthe literally lived together for like over a year and had an interpersonal relationship but ok

Maybe it's because pash has the accent of a rudeboy from Oldham and suffer is weirdly French (on disliking We Suffer and Pash)

Palamades in Ianthe in Babs is sending me west

Abigail died too soon and really she did all the legwork in Harrow

Can't help but feel all of this drama could have been avoided if Harry had just done the job properly in the first place and just let Gideon die properly

All of this just because an 18 year old gave herself the brain scramblies

Cam has just burst into fire wtf

Can't believe Crux hasn't dropped dead tbh

I've got less than an hour left I feel like we're cutting it fine to get Harry back in her body here

Big flex to be waiting for everyone to arrive smoking a ciggie with your golden skeleton arm

Fucking friendship bracelets and a secret handshake hahahahah

Gideon needs to stop being such a bloody himbo

Who has shouted "get in line thou big slut!" Hahahahah

There we have it, the full series. Hope y'all have enjoyed this.

[lokissweater]

hi!! i’m usually a pretty silent reader on tumblr just liking and reposting whatnot but i have to say you are by far my favourite fanfic writer to ever exist im not even joking. i didnt think of writing at first just because everyone else has honestly expressed my exact thoughts but i just wanted to tell you myself as well 🥹 you’re such an amazing writer and I AM IN AWE EVERYTIME YOU POST LIKE I GET SO EXCITED AND IM WAITING RVERYTIME!!!! seriously you have so much talent i cant even express how much i love your works and the way you write so much❤️😭😭 just the way you portray these characters, storyline’s, emotions and everything all molds perfectly together like dare i say every piece you’ve written is perfect PLZ and please keep doing what you’re doing we love you so much 🫶🫶 also the way ur the only account i follow is crazy HAHAHAHAH

also i was wondering if anyone could be in ur tag list or if we had to be writers or anything? if not i would love to be apart of it!! <3

SOREY THIS IS SO LONG OOMFIE I JUST WANTWD TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISBELIEF FOR UR TALENT

me everytime user lokissweater posts

YEEEEOOOOWWWWWW YOU ARE SO FUCKING NICE I DO NOT DESERVE YOUUU ANGEL!!! IM THE ONLY ACCOUNT YOU FOLLOW DEADASS?!? I FEEL SO HONORED 😭😭😭

PLEASE omg please write to me and express anything you want and i’m so grateful that you did just now!!

and i can ABSOLUTELY add you to my taglist angel anyone can be on it especially YEEEW !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[attonitos-gloria]

jb for the ship asks?

jaime and brienne are truly a breaking of fourth wall. it is george turning to his audience and going "you DO get what is going on in this world, don't you? tell me you get it." he does that with tyrion in ADWD, too, and i just love it when george goes meta.

i think they are the most romantic thing to ever happen in asoiaf because of the way they are the embodiment of the true problem of love and courtly romance in westeros which is patriarchy and misogyny and the absolutely insane cages of gender these characters are in. it's very hard for me to get jaime and brienne without jaime and cersei as contrast. this is a jaime/brienne/cersei situation.

what if you grew up as a man, believing you were born to reclaim the fate of a true man - knighthood and glory - and it turns out in real life this just means violence and bloodshed. what if you cope with the horrors of feudalism and patriarchy by blending into one single golden unit with your twin sister who is you who are your sister and that goes on forever. what if you fed each other's cruelty, and bred monsters into the world, and death, and it's all perfect and golden because you're each other's reflection.

what if you often thought if you were a woman you'd be your sister because who else could you possibly be - but of course you'd never be a woman hahahaha this is crazy. of course you are not a woman. (but your sister is, and your sister is you. so what does that even mean? you never think about it, you just disappear inside.) what if your sister is trapped in a house of violence you can only bear witness to, but do nothing about, even with the sword in hand and a white cloak around your shoulders, because this is the fate of all women - marriage and motherhood at whatever cost. what if this isn't even the first time you bear witness to a king being violent to a queen in this same castle in this same bedroom. and your sister thinks if she were a man she'd be you but hahahahah this is crazy, obviously, of course your sister is not a man. (but you are a man and you are your sister. and she is being sacrificed in the altar of gender conformity that is monarchy and you are standing by the door because you are a man and you are a knight - you are thinking, what does that even mean? you disappear inside again.)

what if you believe this is really all there is to being a knight, to being a man, to being a person?

and then what if you meet a woman who is, as far as you can understand it, a better man than you: by being a better knight, by simply being a better human being?

pairing of all time. they don't even need to fuck for it to be real. i think there's a undertone of tragedy in them - i can't imagine jaime ending this series as a happily married man to brienne, i don't even know if both of them will survive, but like. i'm not expecting the next books for them to be canon because in my head jaime and brienne are already a canon relationship of true courtly romance.

(Post edit: might be the reason why I usually don't read fluffy fanfiction of them because it often goes the way of... they will get married and have babies and rule casterly rock together! and while I think it's okay to forge happy endings for beloved characters - i'm a sansa/tyrion shipper, i do this all the time lol - i think there is something apocalyptic about this ship. Like they have the power to ruin this system. Spiritually. I mean, i still read braime fic because the writers are just too good but. I like endings when one of them die. Or jaime goes to the Wall! I like this one too. Or at least they escape Westeros together lol anyway. It is also why i'm also EXTREMELY wary of some jaime ships who just play harder into the gender conformity that i think jaime and brienne are, canonically, breaking and ruining.)

so. basically there is no one else for jaime and brienne but jaime and brienne themselves. perfect pairing. i'd say maybe the only canon pairing ever

[cowgurrrl]

okay, okay! but, going back to rockstar!joel cameoing in some of actress!reader's (his lovely wife haha) stuff, i can just imagine there's certain scenes he does with reader where there isn't supposed to be this EXTREME tension between their characters but they get so into their scenes together, the director will have to be like "you're supposed to be interrogating her, not giving sex eyes" HAHA. and also too, there'll be scenes they have where fans are even like "I ship her with joel's chararacter so much and he's not even the whole show/movie, only 3 mins of screentime" haha 😭

i think it'd be absolutely entertaining! truly

HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS

Directors would be SO annoyed like “omg stop having chemistry 🙄” and you’re like “ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT HIM” and of course he’s all in costume and his hair is all done and he looks hot but you’re a professional!! You can do this!! The second the director calls action, you’re in it and you think the scene is going really well and you don’t pick up on anything until the director comes over the microphone like, “I feel like we should leave” and you’re like “was it really that bad?!” And literally everyone on set is like “YES” somehow, you manage to get the scene done, even getting exclusive footage of the two of you giggling and walking away from the set with a quick kiss for the blooper reel. When the episode he’s featured in airs, the comments rolling in are HYSTERICAL. “Joel stop looking at your wife with bedroom eyes challenge” “she’s stronger than me” “get a room” while live-tweeting the episode you get asked “what was it like having to act with Joel?” You answer: “he’s a much better scene partner than he’ll give himself credit for. As always, having him on set was a treat but we did get several notes such as ‘stop having chemistry’ and ‘oh my god, don’t look at her like that’ so that was fun” when the blooper reel comes out and ends with the clip of you and Joel kissing fans FREAK THE FUCK OUT and all you two can do is laugh

[magma-queen]

This is @giggly-squiggily ‘s second request! I hope you love it, my friend! And if you have any other requests, please don’t hesitate to ask! <3 love you!

It was one of those days where the two men had absolutely nothing to do but cuddle together, and they were just fine with that.

It was near the beginning of their relationship, after their teams disbanded and came together as one. It was near a year and a half in. They moved in together, and were quite happy that they were together again, regretting everything that’s happened that drove them apart from the start.

When Archie you know, fucked up, with Kyogre.. Archie begged the redhead to forgive him for being a jerk. (And kind of destroying Team Magma’s submarine and base, getting possessed by the red orb, stealing Groudon from them, etc.)

(There was a lot that happened in two episodes of the anime lmfao 🤪)

They immediately rekindled both their relationship, and even their rivalry, to a degree. They still had their differences, but they were willing to work on it to be together.

“Mmmph- Archie.. you’re smothering me~” Maxie murmured, trying to shut his eyes to sleep.

“Awwww, don’t be that way, Max… M’ using ye as my pillow~ I asked, and ye said that it was fine.” He said, snuggling closer.

“Mmm.. I did.. but you’re literally on top of me..” He laughs. “I can’t breathe.”

Archie chuckles, nuzzling his chest. “Can’t help it that I love ye so much.” He got closer and buried his face into his hair. “Yer hair is so fluffy~ it smells lovely too~”

He blushed. “Archie, you’re being so weird right now.” He laughed.

“I’m insulted. How dare ye say that to yer own boyfriend..” He sighed dramatically, laying down on his belly like a pillow.

“Oh my g- enough with the dramatics, you big baby~” Maxie chuckled, scooting closer to him to cuddle.

“But I looooove youuuu, Maxie..” The bigger man whined.

“And I love you too, my darling. But, you’re being a complete brat right now.”

Archie just laughed and hugged him close, sighing happily into his stomach. He looks over to see his boyfriend’s glittering red nail polish on his toes. “Oooh, that’s new.”

“Hm? What is?” Maxie asked.

“Yer toes. Did ye go to get a pedicure done, babe? Without me?”

“Maybe~” He grins. “It’s not that big of a deal. It’s just a pedicure.”

Archie’s eyes shined, looking at how pretty of a color it was. “It IS a big deal!” He sat up and shuffled over to his boyfriend’s feet. “This is so cute! Babe, they’re so pretty!”

*blush* “Again, it’s not that big of a deal, dear. I’m- AH!”

He squeaked when Archie took a closer look at them, holding one of his feet in his hand and gently observing his toes.

“Wh-what are you doing??”

Archie smirked. “Just seein’ what kind of shade ye used~ Ye don’t mind if I look, do ye?”

He knew exactly where this was going, knowing Archie. “Don’t you-! Gmmmph!! Dohohon’t! Don’t touch my tohohoes!” He squeaked.

Archie smirks again, that’s just what he was missing during this little cuddle session, laughter. Specifically Maxie’s laughter.

“Why, honey? I’m just lookin’ at them.” He ‘accidentally’ brushed his fingers underneath his toes.

“GAH-! Ahahahahhehehhehee-! Stohohohohop ihihihihit!!”

“What’s so funny, Max? I didn’t know that the nail polish was funny~” Archie teases, now tickling his toes.

“YOUHUHU BAHAHAHAHSTARD- HAHAHAHAHAH- STAHAHP THAHAHAHAT!! IHIHIHIHIHIHI HAHAHAHAVE SENSITIHIHIHIVE TOHOHOHOES!!”

“Ohhhh~ Ye have sensitive toes, mm? In other words… ye have…”

He covered his face, embarrassed and hysterical. “DON’T SAHAHAY IHIHIHIHIT!!”

“Ticklish toes!” He cackles, tickling in between his toes, making his boyfriend cackle and squeal.

“ARCHIHIHIHIHIE STAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT!! HAHAHAHAH- I’M- IHIHI’M TOO TIHIHICKLISH!!”

This was so damn cute to the sailor. He chuckles as he continues. “Oh? Well, if yer toes and feet are so ticklish, then why did ye go get a pedicure? Huh? That’s literally paying to get tickle tortured.” He teases. “That scrub brush is hell!”

“IHIHIHIHI THOUGHT I COHOHOULD HAHAHAHANDLE IHIHIHIHIHIT!!!”

“And could ye?”

“NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! AHAHAHAH- IT’S TOOHOHOO MUHUHUHUCH!!”

Archie snickers, tickling the bottom of Maxie’s foot. “My god, what I’d give to have been there. I bet that was a sight to behold~”

“SHUHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!!STAHAHAHHAHAP TICKLING MY FEHEHEHEHEET!!”

“Hmm~ okay!”

He stops, letting Maxie breathe. But, he then shuffles back over to his side, pinning him to the bed gently.

“Wh-whahahat’re you- Gmmmph!! Pffffft- *snort*”

Archie’s playful fingers started jabbing at his belly.

“I’ve been wanting to poke that cute tum today.” He looks at his red headed lover trying his best not to laugh. “Hey, ye didn’t say to stop tickling ye completely. Ye said to stop tickling yer feet. Ye said nothing about yer tummy~”

Fuck. He didn’t.

He shouldn’t have to, goddammit. As much as he loves him, Archie is going to be the death of him one of these days. (Affectionate)

Ever since they started dating, from day one, Archie has been an overly affectionate and playful boyfriend. And that, Maxie secretly LOVES. He loves hugs, kisses, cuddles, and yes, even tickles.

“C’mon~ Ye know ye want to laugh~ Hmmm… where can I get the best reaction out of ye?”

Not even two seconds later…

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! NOHOHOHAHAHAHT THEHEHERE PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!” He bursted out while Archie dug his finger in his bellybutton. “NOHOHOHOT THE BEHEHEHELLYBUTTON!! I’M GONNA KIHIHIHILL YOHUHUHU!!!”

“God, yer so cute, and so is yer little innie~ coochie coochie coo~ is this yer tickle spot? Huh? Tickletickletickle~ Gitchie gitchie gitchie~!”

“STAHAHAHAHP TEHEHEHEASING!YOHOHOHU’RE SUHUHUHUCH AHAHHAHA CHIHIHIHIHILDAHAH- MEHEHEHERCY!! *wheeze* MERCY! I CAHAHAHAHAHAN’T- *squeal* BRHEHEHEHEHEHEHATHE!!”

Archie just giggles to himself, enjoying the boisterous laughter and shrieking giggles his boyfriend laid out for him. He knew he was being so mean right now, going after his tickle spot like that, but he wanted to hear his lover’s precious giggles and squeals. That’s enough of a reason, right? >:)

“NOHOHOHOHO- *snort* MOHOHOHOHOHORE!! IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHIHICKLES!!!” He shouted, gasping for breath when Archie finally stopped. “Hah.. hehe.. heh.. Ahaharchihihiee..”

“Yer fuckin’ adorable, Max.” Archie cooed, kissing his belly, making Maxie squeal and try wiggling away.

His eyes went wide as his Archie’s lips pressed on his stomach. “Stahah-Stop! That tickles!” He giggles out, trying to squirm away.

“Hahah! Alright, alright! I might’ve went a bit overboard~ I’ll spare ye, for now.” Archie smirks, laughing when Maxie pushes him away. “Babyyyy! I’m sorry! Ye’ve just been so grumpy lately! Please cuddle?”

“Hmph. Dohohohoo you deserve cuhuhuddles after that?”

He pulled out the Lillipup eyes. He knew that Maxie couldn’t resist it.

“Mmm.. perhaps I can forgive you, this time.” He stares Archie down. “But, if you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll get you back TENFOLD.”

This did scare Archie a little bit, but anything is totally worth hearing Maxie’s laughter. Any day.

“I guess I’ll be prepared for that, then.” Archie giggles, making Maxie sigh heavily and fall back into the bed.

“You’re ridiculous~” Maxie affectionately teases.

“Bwahahah! Ye love me~”

“Yes, I do. Always~” Maxie says, pecking a kiss to Archie’s cheek. “I’ll always love you. Even if you start your ridiculous shenanigans~ Just, promise me you won’t reawaken Kyogre.”

Archie scoffs and lays back down on his boyfriend’s belly once more, as Maxie affectionately pets his hair.

“I can tell that you’re pouting.”

“Mm’ not..”

“Oh? Are you sure?”

Archie grins, an idea in mind. “Yeah, babe. I’m not pouting.”

“And how would I know that for sure if you don’t look up at me? With those beautiful blue eyes of yours~?”

Haha. He knew he would say that.

“Simple, sweetie. I do.. this..!”

With that, he swiftly raised Maxie’s shirt up, and pressed his lips into his belly while blowing a big raspberry.

“GAAHHAHAHAHAHAH- Y-YOHUHUHU DIHIHIHICK!!!! STAHAHAH- STAHAHAHAHP THAHAHAHAHAHAT!!!”

“Awww, why, sweetie? PFFFFFFT! that wasn’t very nice~”

“BEHEHEHEHECAUSE IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHICKLES, YOHUHU JEHEHEHEHEHERK!!!”

He gasped dramatically, scribbling at his belly. “How dare ye call me the J word! That deserves double the tickles!”

“NOHOHOHOHOHO NO NO NO IHIHIHI’M SOHOHOHORRY!!” He begged, shrieking when Archie’s fingers found his ribs. “EEEEE!! STAHAH- STAHAHP!! NAHAHAHT MY RIHIHIHIBS-!

“Oh? Yer sorry, huh? Ye were talking a big game just a moment ago~ callin’ me a jerk.”

“IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI DIHIHIHIHIDN’T- *HIC* MEHEHEHEHEHAN IHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! ST-STAHAHAHAHP IHIHIHIT!!”

Archie chuckles, slowing his tickles just a little bit, and gently tweaking Maxie’s ribs. “God, yer so cute. I completely forgot how ticklish ye really were~ Awww~ did someone get the hiccups?”

“PL-PLEHEHEHEASE-! *HIC* EHEHEHEHENOUGH-! IHIHIHIHIHI CAHAHAHAN’T- *HIC* BREATHE!”

The bigger man cackles as he stops his tickles. Maxie took a deep breath before dissolving back into giggles, trying to catch his breath once more.

“Sorry, babe.. are ye okay?”

“I.. hehe.. will be, heh.. jerk.”

He immediately covered his mouth. He just fucked himself over.

“Ohhh~? Ye must really want to get wrecked again, don’t ye?”

“No no no no- I’m sorry! It just slipped out-! Plehehehease don’t!” He flinched, his hands raised up to defend himself.

Archie tilts his head. “Honey, are ye.. uncomfortable with me tickling ye?” He asked.

“What- no!” He replied immediately, then blushed. “No, no.. not at all. What makes you think that?”

“Ye flinched.. like I was gonna attack ye, or hurt ye.”

“Oh, Archie…” He wraps his arms around his waist. “You know better than that. I know that you’ll never hurt me. *kiss* ever.”

“It’s just… we’ve gotten back together and we’ve been dating for over a year now… if I’m doin’ anything that makes ye uncomfortable.. ye’ll tell me, right?”

“Of course I will, Archie. Nothing you do is wrong or making me uncomfortable. I love you.”

He smiles. “I love ye too, Max. So.. yer not uncomfortable with the tickling?”

His face turned red. “N-no. Not at all.. In fact, I.. I actually quite enjoy it.” His face turned even redder. “God, I shouldn’t have said that.”

“What?? Really?” Archie beamed, really happy. “Awww, that’s so cute, love. I’m so happy to hear that!”

“W-what? You- you don’t think that it’s weird?”

“Of course not! Do ye know how much I love to hear that sweet laugh of yers? It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard, Max. And ye never do it enough! My jokes can only get so far! Maybe a chuckle or two, or perhaps a few giggles here and there.. but nothing like this. It’s such a sweet sound.”

That alone made him chuckle and blush. “Well.. your jokes aren’t the funniest in the world~” He teases.

“Oh yeah? Then maybe ye’ll think THIS is funny!” He grins, pinning him back down and tickling his sides.

“Ahahahahahah- wahahahahait-! Ihihihihihi- *hic* wahahahahsn’t reeheheheheheady!” He squealed.

“Hehe! Then don’t tease me like that, silly! God, yer the cutest~” Archie cooed, moving to his hips.

*HIC* “Ahahahahahahah-! *snort* Okahahahahay-! Okahahahay I’m sorry!! Lehehehehet me uhuhuhup, yohuhuhuhu bihihihig- hahahah- dork!!”

Chuckling, Archie let up, knowing that he’s tickled his boyfriend enough for the day. He leans down and gives Maxie a kiss.

“Ye okay?”

“Heheh.. yes, I’m fine.” He sat up, hugging Archie close. “I love you.”

“I love ye too, my sweet Max.”