#{ dirty crime boy. | wilbur.

[cicadabeats]

CRIME BIRBS CRIME BIRBS, DIRTY CRIME BIRBS

[420technoblazeit]

anyway. when wilbur says it's been a while since he's had to look out for someone he's talking about c!tommy send tweet

[liakunemui]

"We should have taken more pictures together."

"We should have taken better ones."

Some of my favorite details are, of course, the bedrockbros at the bottom left. And the L'manberg sticker purposefully slashed. Then on the top right is most likely an image of a young Wilbur with Phil's crows, (always a sprinkle of sbi) so it looks older than the rest. The state of the photos depend on the time they were taken. (yes)

I think I drew this around december of 2022. It still remains to be one of my favorites.

"We should have taken more pictures together." Tommy said. I wish we had more time.

"We should have taken better ones." Wilbur replied. I wish we could've been better to each other.

[juststarlo]

so I kinda wanted to talk about how I felt about the whole thing with biter soot, this is prob gonna be me just ranting to the void so feel free to ignore

ok first of all i don’t support the Brighton biter like, at all.

I haven’t really talked about it because alot of what I would want to say has probably been said by someone else In a smarter way, obviously if you haven’t already, go listen to his actual victims talk about their experiences,

ok here we go:

I guess I kinda just feel betrayed? Lied to? He was one of my role models, I thought he was so cool and funny, all for him to turn around and for it all to just be a lie. Now I look back at 2022 and 2023 and I realize he didn’t just stream as little as he did because he was a busy guy or something, no, he had us all wrapped around his finger he would only ever stream when he needed a quick buck, and we all flocked to his streams and we made tik toks with clips from the streams and in between the streams we would beg him to come back and do another stream.

And now we found out that we were just numbers to him, we weren’t people who looked up to him and thought he was the coolest, we were just wallets to him.

Now we found out that he was a two faced, liar! He always put on the mask of being a cool funny guy on camera only to turn around and be an abusive dick-wad! To alot of people! Shuble might have been the only one to come out about it but I’d be willing to bet that alot more people have story’s about him.

hell! He admitted on stream that he threw an apple full speed at Technoblades arm where he had just had surgery! Why the hell did we all just ignore how much of a red flag that was!

and it fucking sucks! I loved sbi and crime boys content, I read Sbi fanfics every night before I went to bed for two fucking years straight! I would watch so.many. twins duo, crime boys and sand duo compilations on tik tok!

I know alot of people (me included) used making/consuming fan content of sbi to keep the memory of Technoblade alive, and now it all just feels so…tainted.

I guess all this to say: I don’t miss him or who he was, I miss who we all thought he was

[nomsfaultau]

Scp Wilbur, just trying to feed his family: okay maybe mold doesn’t taste the best but we don’t got a lot of options, cope Tommy: I could DIE Wilbur, a Devourer of All: ….you could what now?

[caged-crows]

thinking about chayanne & tallulah meeting their big uncle techno for the first time.

chayanne is really excited to meet the man they heard so many stories about from their dad. like actually getting to meet a story book hero.

tallulah is a little shy at first. after all, techno isn't exactly a small man. she hides behind wilbur's leg, peeking around at the piglin. after a while though, she warms up to him, hanging on to his every word when he speaks.

technoblade decides immediately upon meeting both of them that he would die for them and protect both of them, just as he would for both of their fathers.

[bronzetomatoes]

Kind of hilarious that crimeboys is their duo name given that it was Wilbur having an established bit and fanboy Tommy deciding that he was going to be part of that bit

[notenderlaith]

EXTRA! EXTRA! DIRTY CRIME BOYS ON THE RUN!

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

he’s a dirty crime boy >:3

[irrealisms]

diptych || a c!crimeboys web weave

[sources and IDs under cut]

The first collage is a collection of 14 images.

Image 1: A human hands a raccoon a gun. It is the same image CC!Wilbur sent CC!Tommy with the caption "Me passing the dirty crime boy title to you."

Image 2: Question 4 of 15 Do you love your brother? Answers, please choose 1

Image 3: WILBUR: This isn't just a silly river delta to me anymore, it's got a name, it's got a story, it's— it's L’Manberg, and it's … to me it's, it's you.

Image 4: A painting of Cain and Abel. Cain holds a club in one hand and Abel's wrist in the other as they walk forward. While it is in the background and mostly covered by the other images, their faces and hands are visible.

Image 5: Question 5 of 15 Liar. You feel guilty, don't you? Answers, please choose 1

Image 6: A screenshot from The Fall by SAD-ist. Wilbur has his hand on Tommy's shoulder and is leaning forward to speak to him. Tommy looks anxious.

Image 7: "Am I my brother's keeper?"

Image 8: A piece of paper pinned to the wall, reading "Someone is looking up to you. Don't let that person down." In the context of the collage, it is pinned onto Wilbur's sleeve/upper arm from the SAD-ist screenshot.

Image 9: Question 6 of 15 But you're the one that left him. Answers, please choose 1 [check mark next to the selected answer] I wanted to and I wanted it to hurt him so he could let go of me.

Image 10: WILBUR: I’m glad, Tommy! You know what, I’m glad! Because me and you were never good for that server. We just weren’t!

Image 11: When I close my eyes I'm climbing in the dark Trying not to fall apart Sometimes I get so high Falling is the only out I see And I don't wanna take you down with me

Image 12: a softer world comic. the text reads "At my worst, I worry you'll realize/you deserve better./At my best, I worry you won't."

Image 13: Question 7 of 15 Do you think your brother loves you? Answers, please choose 1

Image 14: WILBUR: Tommy, come over here, please, I— Tommy, I was scared I wouldn’t see you again if you didn’t forgive me. And I didn’t want to not see you again.

The second image is a collage of 11 images.

Image 1: WILBUR: You love it, don’t you, Tommy? You love… L’Manberg…

Image 2: a softer sea comic. the text reads "You're my brother and I love you./That's it./No punchline."

Image 3: A painting of two men standing next to each other. they look similar. the one on the right puts his hand flat above both of their heads, sheltering them; the one on the left has his hand up to touch the hand of the one on the right. the painting is titled My Brother's Keeper.

Image 4: I will stand in the dark for you I will hold you back by force I will stand here right outside your door I won’t see you disgraced I will protect your name and your heart Because I miss my friend

Image 5: A screenshot from Final Waltz by SAD-ist. Wilbur has his hand on Tommy's shoulder. Tommy looks up at him.

Image 6: In essence, the entire Bible is written as an affirmative response to this question.

Image 7: TOMMY: I believe that everyone’s got a little bit of good in them. And I know that Wilbur had good in him. Alright?

Image 8: This is no garden. This is my brother and I need a shovel to love him.

Image 9: A collage of an open book with forests, butterflies, etc. the text reads: i care for you still and i will forever.

Image 10: A painting of two young boys wading in the ocean and holding hands. The smaller one has spiderman swim trunks.

Image 11: TOMMY: It’s not about chances, Foolish. It’s about making sure you don’t give up on the people you care about.

[friendoftubbo]

In all the time Tommy had known Wilbur—through thick and thin and back again—Tommy had never seen Wilbur so terrified. He looked like he wanted to crawl out of his skin, and Tommy didn't know what to do.

“Who’s gonna die, Wil?” The air felt thin in Tommy's lungs. “What are you talking about? What’s going on?”

Tommy bit down on the impulse to call for Phil. This was just Wilbur, even if the man who stood hunched in the dark and screaming at the walls fit into the image of his brother like ice wedging cracks in bedrock.

"No one's going to die," Tommy asserted. The words were paper as they left his mouth. "Do you— do you hear me, Wil? No one's going to die. It's been rough, but it's not going to end like that, alright?"

Wilbur really did look like he was seeing ghosts. Could Tommy fight ghosts? Tubbo fought dreamons, which were almost ghosts. Maybe he should get Tubbo? No—he wasn't leaving Wilbur like this.

"I just got here." Tommy hung the torch on the bracket in the wall and reached out to grab Wilbur's arm. "Listen to me. We can still fix this."

Wilbur clutched his hands over his ears as if it would help and squeezed his eyes shut. "I won't, I won't!" he shouted, ignorant to no longer being alone, "I'll kill them! I'll kill them! They'll DIE!" It came out terrified. He blindly reached out for the wall to steady himself and screeched when his hand found a button.

Everybody's scared of you now, Wilbur.

He whirled around in panic, eyes wide open now, and froze when he saw Tommy. Shit, what—what could he say? If he said anything, would—what if those thoughts came out instead of whatever he meant?

He shook his head, minutely at first, then more emphatically as he backed away.

"Tom—Tommy, I—"

Everybody's scared of you now, idiot.

Shit, Tommy had been talking, hadn't he? What had he said, was it a question? Did it even matter after seeing this fucking scene?

His lips moved, some attempt at something placating, an excuse—but nothing came out, only a sharp hiss when he realized.

Tommy, I'm scared.

But he couldn't fucking say that, could he? They were relying on him, he was the reason Tommy'd been exiled at all. He had to be someone to look up to, someone to derive hope from.

He didn't have any fucking hope to give.

"How long have you been standing there?"

[amethyst-art]

Y'ALL I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

I have a lot of pin boards on my Pinterest that have Wilbur in them like my SBI & Dirty crime boys pin board.

I've already deleted my Wilbur pin board, I just have no idea what to do with the other boards I have that include in because I just wanna forget about this man but I also don't wanna get rid of those boards 'cause they have cool art 'n shit.

[liakunemui]

crimeboys dtiys by bounckery on twt which i sort of want to redraw now :')!

progress gif:

[artplalying]

Wilbur soot

I can’t believe he did it

I won’t be drawing any new fanart of cc!wilbur or anything about him until he says he sorry and means it

( the characters he plays aren’t him so I will still draw and write them)

hope he works out his problem I’m not defending him but I do hope he gets help in a fundy vlog Wilbur points to a hole in the wall and a broken window and he says he was mad , I do think he need help and I hope he gets it and I hope he apologizes not only to his ex girlfriend, but to anyone he’s bit or hurt in any other way

Can’t believe our former dirty crime boy would be a real criminal

bye I’ll have art for you tomorrow and also I’ll go back to the happy art and posts

ok h it’s been 5 mins and there’s more I want to say just why Wilbur why he left a mark a good one on so many people and now he’s dead to us all but it’s worse then death because all of the good memories we have with him are sad ones forever we’re never gonna wake up and feel better about him

I’m so sad I loved Wilbur soot and he’s was just a pretty face. He said once he was the bad guy and he was right and it feels like all half of the YouTubers I like all did bad things and were forgiven or they did bad things and with wilbur it was just to bad

Why dose dose this happen to people they just think they can do whatever they want and Wilbur’s , talk about it because there’s no ways that can be any from of a apology he’s just talking about himself for half the time know it feel like he’s just a power hungry pretty boy that was funny and could sign and we all fell for it

[nomsfaultau]

He could tell the exact second Tommy’s conditioning kicked in. The thrashing struggle came to a shuddering stop and the kid froze beneath him in a way that made Wilbur feel wretchedly ill. Crimson poured out around the pair in violent glyphs, but Tommy stayed quiet and trembling and waiting, just like a good little altar lamb should. Wilbur hated this, hated himself for what he was doing to his baby brother.

But there was only one way to summon The Blood God.

[skelletors]

MCYT as D&D Characters 2 - Wilbur

I’m back!

If you don’t know what this is, I’m making various MCYT (DSMP, Hermitcraft, Empires, etc…) figures into playable D&D characters.

Before we begin, a repeat of the ground rules

This will not be balanced and the builds may not be very good. This isn’t for the minmaxers (not that there's anything wrong with that), this is purely based on either stories these people have participated in or their overall persona on the internet

These characters will go up to level 20, but in no way do you have to play them to the max level to get all the mechanics that make up the character

There will be little to no homebrew in these builds, just for my own ease of use.

I will be using standard array for all of these characters (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8) when determining the stats for these characters for my own ease of use.

Character Traits to Emulate:

Charismatic bastard man

Risk-seeking behavior

Dirty crime boy

Maybe immortal?

Race, Class, Background and Stats

Race: Half-Elf (I chose half-elf mostly because it’s not really clear if Wilbur is fully human, considering that his father has some sort of technical immortality)

Ability Score Increase: +2 to Charisma, +1 to two other stats (We’ll go with Intelligence and Dexterity)

Darkvision: You can see in the dark! Not super important for the character, but pretty useful

Fey Ancestry: Advantage against being charmed and you can’t be put magically to sleep

Skill Versatility: You can have proficiency in any two skills. (It doesn’t matter what you pick, but I’ll chose History and Arcana)

Background: Folk Hero (There’s no perfect fit, but I think Folk Hero fits best, especially considering how in SMPs Wilbur is typically that sort of vibe when roleplay is in the mix)

Proficiencies: Animal Handling, Survival, land vehicles and one type of artisan’s tools (Calligraphy)

Class: Bard 20 (I mean, what else would you expect from this man? It just fits the aesthetic the best)

Stats:

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 12 + 1 = 13

Constitution: 10

Intelligence: 14 + 1 = 15

Wisdom: 13

Charisma: 15 + 2 = 17

Level 1: Bard

Bardic Inspiration! You can inspire your allies and give them an extra die a number of times equal to your Charisma Modifier

Spellcasting! I’m not really going to focus on this tbh, but it's there!

Level 2: Bard

Jack of All Trades: Whatever you’re not proficient in, you can add half your proficiency bonus rounded down

Song of Rest: You can give your teammates a d6 for healing whenever you take a short rest!

Level 3: Bard

SUBCLASS TIME! Now there are many good options, depending on what Wilbur we’re going for. College of Whispers would be fun for post-election Wilbur, but I think for overall Wilbur, I’ll be going with…

College of Eloquence! It’s all in the name, baby. Wilbur’s always been a better speaker than fighter, despite what he said to Quackity about violence vs words. Most of his impactful moments are what he says rather than who he fights.

Silver Tongue. You can’t roll lower than a 10 on Persuasion and Deception checks.

Unsettling Words. If you expend a Bardic Inspiration die, you can make an enemy roll said die and subtract that number if they make a saving throw.

Expertise! You get to choose two skills you have proficiency in and double the proficiency bonus. Probably something like Persuasion and History.

Level 4: Bard

Ability Score Improvement. Let’s add a +2 to Charisma, for hopefully obvious reasons, bringing Wilbur’s Charisma score up to 19

Level 5: Bard

Bardic Inspiration Improvement. The die you use is now a d8

Font of Inspiration: You regain all expended Bardic Inspiration after a short rest

Level 6: Bard

Countercharm: You can play a tune to give any allies within 30ft advantage against charm effects

Unfailing Inspiration: If you give an ally Bardic Inspiration and they still fail their saving throw/ability check/attack roll, they can keep the die

Universal Speech: As many creatures equal to your Charisma modifier within 60ft can understand you for an hour. You can expend a spell slot to do this again, otherwise you must wait until the end of a long rest

Level 7: Bard

Nothing really happens here, just a few more spell slots

Level 8: Bard

Ability Score Improvement time again! Let’s add to his Charisma, bringing it up to 20, and to his Intelligence, bringing it up to 16.

Level 9: Bard

Song of Rest buff! It’s now a d8

Level 10: Bard

Bardic Inspiration buff! It’s now a d10

Expertise: You can get expertise in two more skills! I’m not sure what would be fitting, maybe Arcana and Deception

Magical Secrets: Hey. Hey you. Sad that Bard doesn’t have counterspell naturally? Now you can have it! You can choose two spells from any spellcaster. These spells count towards your known spell and have to be within your spell level, but aside from that, the world is your oyster!

Level 11: Bard

Again, nothing happens here other than more spell slots. But who’s complaining about more spell slots?

Level 12: Bard

ASI time baybeeeee! I thought for a while on what would be best, and I think it’s about damn time we got a feat for this boy. There are quite a few that fit the vibes of Wilbur, but I think Inspiring Leader is the best. Inspiring Leader allows you to give creatures within 30ft of you temporary hp equal to your level + Charisma modifier

Level 13: Bard

Song of Rest is now a d10!

Level 14: Bard

Remember what I said about Magical Secrets above? Yeah, do that again.

Infectious Inspiration: As a College of Eloquence Bard, when someone you’ve inspired uses their Bardic Inspiration within 60ft of you on an attack, ability check or saving throw and succeeds their roll, you can move it to another creature within 60ft excluding yourself. Pretty nifty, gotta say.

Level 15: Bard

Bardic Inspiration buff! It’s now the big, beefy d12. Oooooo. Ahhhhhh.

Level 16: Bard

ASI: Shadow Touched. You can add a +1 to Charisma, Intelligence or Wisdom, obviously we’re going for Charisma. You also learn invisibility and another 1st level illusion or necromancy spell, and there are some fun ones out there. Never discount a first level spell, they can be worth their weight in gold. And for aesthetic reasons? Well, his mom is a death goddess and Wilbur’s kinda a shady fellow in most SMPs.

Level 17: Bard

Song of Rest is now a d12

Level 18: Bard

Magical Secrets. See above Magical Secrets.

Level 19: Bard

The final Ability Score Improvement. There are a couple feats that would be most befitting of this man, but I decided to go for Actor, a pretty self-explanatory feat. You have advantage on Persuasion and Deception when pretending to be someone else, you can mimic basically any song and have a +1 to Charisma to a truly monstrous 22. That’s a +6 folks! I just think it’d be fun if Wilbur could make bird sounds at his bird dad, plus it just generally fits with the characters cc!Wilbur tends to play.

Level 20: Bard

Superior Inspiration: Whenever you roll initiative and you have no more Bardic Inspiration die, you regain one use. Honestly, kinda lackluster for a capstone ability

And that’s it! I’m not a frequent poster on Tumblr, but it was fun to go back to this. If you have any requests for future D&D-ification of Minecraft streamers and or Youtubers, that’d be great! I’m probably going to do a Hermit or a member of Empires next. Have a good one!