#{ dirty crime boy. | wilbur.

[cicadabeats]

CRIME BIRBS CRIME BIRBS, DIRTY CRIME BIRBS

[420technoblazeit]

anyway. when wilbur says it's been a while since he's had to look out for someone he's talking about c!tommy send tweet

[liakunemui]

"We should have taken more pictures together."

"We should have taken better ones."

Some of my favorite details are, of course, the bedrockbros at the bottom left. And the L'manberg sticker purposefully slashed. Then on the top right is most likely an image of a young Wilbur with Phil's crows, (always a sprinkle of sbi) so it looks older than the rest. The state of the photos depend on the time they were taken. (yes)

I think I drew this around december of 2022. It still remains to be one of my favorites.

"We should have taken more pictures together." Tommy said. I wish we had more time.

"We should have taken better ones." Wilbur replied. I wish we could've been better to each other.

[juststarlo]

so I kinda wanted to talk about how I felt about the whole thing with biter soot, this is prob gonna be me just ranting to the void so feel free to ignore

ok first of all i don’t support the Brighton biter like, at all.

I haven’t really talked about it because alot of what I would want to say has probably been said by someone else In a smarter way, obviously if you haven’t already, go listen to his actual victims talk about their experiences,

ok here we go:

I guess I kinda just feel betrayed? Lied to? He was one of my role models, I thought he was so cool and funny, all for him to turn around and for it all to just be a lie. Now I look back at 2022 and 2023 and I realize he didn’t just stream as little as he did because he was a busy guy or something, no, he had us all wrapped around his finger he would only ever stream when he needed a quick buck, and we all flocked to his streams and we made tik toks with clips from the streams and in between the streams we would beg him to come back and do another stream.

And now we found out that we were just numbers to him, we weren’t people who looked up to him and thought he was the coolest, we were just wallets to him.

Now we found out that he was a two faced, liar! He always put on the mask of being a cool funny guy on camera only to turn around and be an abusive dick-wad! To alot of people! Shuble might have been the only one to come out about it but I’d be willing to bet that alot more people have story’s about him.

hell! He admitted on stream that he threw an apple full speed at Technoblades arm where he had just had surgery! Why the hell did we all just ignore how much of a red flag that was!

and it fucking sucks! I loved sbi and crime boys content, I read Sbi fanfics every night before I went to bed for two fucking years straight! I would watch so.many. twins duo, crime boys and sand duo compilations on tik tok!

I know alot of people (me included) used making/consuming fan content of sbi to keep the memory of Technoblade alive, and now it all just feels so…tainted.

I guess all this to say: I don’t miss him or who he was, I miss who we all thought he was

[nomsfaultau]

Scp Wilbur, just trying to feed his family: okay maybe mold doesn’t taste the best but we don’t got a lot of options, cope Tommy: I could DIE Wilbur, a Devourer of All: ….you could what now?

[caged-crows]

thinking about chayanne & tallulah meeting their big uncle techno for the first time.

chayanne is really excited to meet the man they heard so many stories about from their dad. like actually getting to meet a story book hero.

tallulah is a little shy at first. after all, techno isn't exactly a small man. she hides behind wilbur's leg, peeking around at the piglin. after a while though, she warms up to him, hanging on to his every word when he speaks.

technoblade decides immediately upon meeting both of them that he would die for them and protect both of them, just as he would for both of their fathers.

[bronzetomatoes]

Kind of hilarious that crimeboys is their duo name given that it was Wilbur having an established bit and fanboy Tommy deciding that he was going to be part of that bit

[notenderlaith]

EXTRA! EXTRA! DIRTY CRIME BOYS ON THE RUN!

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

he’s a dirty crime boy >:3

[macquack24]

Ghostinnit //tw blood (maybe just relatively unsettling?) death

I’m sorry I don’t know how to hide the picture

how do? If this is triggering to you just scroll by

oh nvm I figured it out XD

Here’s another au idea 😭

good gosh I have too many of these.

but the main premise of this one is, people have to be dead for a certain period of time before they can turn into ghosts. Which is why Tommy didn’t turn into a ghost when Dream killed him in the prison (in cannon.) But! In this au Dream goofed up and waited too long to revive Tommy (Y’know just trying to make Tommy’s life as miserable as possible) and before Dream could revive Tommy his spirit said “nope I’m outta here” and scooted on out. And Dream, needs Tommy’s spirit to revive him, not just his body. Tommy spawns in the nether, because of his near death experiences there and just because of his trauma there. Ghostbur (since at this point he’s still alive) goes to the nether to go to Technos house, but he stumbles on Tommy.

I plan on making a comic maybe? Idk, I think it would be fun but we’ll see if I’ve got the motivation lol

[nightmares4life]

I've got something to confess

[friendoftubbo]

In all the time Tommy had known Wilbur—through thick and thin and back again—Tommy had never seen Wilbur so terrified. He looked like he wanted to crawl out of his skin, and Tommy didn't know what to do.

“Who’s gonna die, Wil?” The air felt thin in Tommy's lungs. “What are you talking about? What’s going on?”

Tommy bit down on the impulse to call for Phil. This was just Wilbur, even if the man who stood hunched in the dark and screaming at the walls fit into the image of his brother like ice wedging cracks in bedrock.

"No one's going to die," Tommy asserted. The words were paper as they left his mouth. "Do you— do you hear me, Wil? No one's going to die. It's been rough, but it's not going to end like that, alright?"

Wilbur really did look like he was seeing ghosts. Could Tommy fight ghosts? Tubbo fought dreamons, which were almost ghosts. Maybe he should get Tubbo? No—he wasn't leaving Wilbur like this.

"I just got here." Tommy hung the torch on the bracket in the wall and reached out to grab Wilbur's arm. "Listen to me. We can still fix this."

Wilbur clutched his hands over his ears as if it would help and squeezed his eyes shut. "I won't, I won't!" he shouted, ignorant to no longer being alone, "I'll kill them! I'll kill them! They'll DIE!" It came out terrified. He blindly reached out for the wall to steady himself and screeched when his hand found a button.

Everybody's scared of you now, Wilbur.

He whirled around in panic, eyes wide open now, and froze when he saw Tommy. Shit, what—what could he say? If he said anything, would—what if those thoughts came out instead of whatever he meant?

He shook his head, minutely at first, then more emphatically as he backed away.

"Tom—Tommy, I—"

Everybody's scared of you now, idiot.

Shit, Tommy had been talking, hadn't he? What had he said, was it a question? Did it even matter after seeing this fucking scene?

His lips moved, some attempt at something placating, an excuse—but nothing came out, only a sharp hiss when he realized.

Tommy, I'm scared.

But he couldn't fucking say that, could he? They were relying on him, he was the reason Tommy'd been exiled at all. He had to be someone to look up to, someone to derive hope from.

He didn't have any fucking hope to give.

"How long have you been standing there?"

[irrealisms]

diptych || a c!crimeboys web weave

[sources and IDs under cut]

The first collage is a collection of 14 images.

Image 1: A human hands a raccoon a gun. It is the same image CC!Wilbur sent CC!Tommy with the caption "Me passing the dirty crime boy title to you."

Image 2: Question 4 of 15 Do you love your brother? Answers, please choose 1

Image 3: WILBUR: This isn't just a silly river delta to me anymore, it's got a name, it's got a story, it's— it's L’Manberg, and it's … to me it's, it's you.

Image 4: A painting of Cain and Abel. Cain holds a club in one hand and Abel's wrist in the other as they walk forward. While it is in the background and mostly covered by the other images, their faces and hands are visible.

Image 5: Question 5 of 15 Liar. You feel guilty, don't you? Answers, please choose 1

Image 6: A screenshot from The Fall by SAD-ist. Wilbur has his hand on Tommy's shoulder and is leaning forward to speak to him. Tommy looks anxious.

Image 7: "Am I my brother's keeper?"

Image 8: A piece of paper pinned to the wall, reading "Someone is looking up to you. Don't let that person down." In the context of the collage, it is pinned onto Wilbur's sleeve/upper arm from the SAD-ist screenshot.

Image 9: Question 6 of 15 But you're the one that left him. Answers, please choose 1 [check mark next to the selected answer] I wanted to and I wanted it to hurt him so he could let go of me.

Image 10: WILBUR: I’m glad, Tommy! You know what, I’m glad! Because me and you were never good for that server. We just weren’t!

Image 11: When I close my eyes I'm climbing in the dark Trying not to fall apart Sometimes I get so high Falling is the only out I see And I don't wanna take you down with me

Image 12: a softer world comic. the text reads "At my worst, I worry you'll realize/you deserve better./At my best, I worry you won't."

Image 13: Question 7 of 15 Do you think your brother loves you? Answers, please choose 1

Image 14: WILBUR: Tommy, come over here, please, I— Tommy, I was scared I wouldn’t see you again if you didn’t forgive me. And I didn’t want to not see you again.

The second image is a collage of 11 images.

Image 1: WILBUR: You love it, don’t you, Tommy? You love… L’Manberg…

Image 2: a softer sea comic. the text reads "You're my brother and I love you./That's it./No punchline."

Image 3: A painting of two men standing next to each other. they look similar. the one on the right puts his hand flat above both of their heads, sheltering them; the one on the left has his hand up to touch the hand of the one on the right. the painting is titled My Brother's Keeper.

Image 4: I will stand in the dark for you I will hold you back by force I will stand here right outside your door I won’t see you disgraced I will protect your name and your heart Because I miss my friend

Image 5: A screenshot from Final Waltz by SAD-ist. Wilbur has his hand on Tommy's shoulder. Tommy looks up at him.

Image 6: In essence, the entire Bible is written as an affirmative response to this question.

Image 7: TOMMY: I believe that everyone’s got a little bit of good in them. And I know that Wilbur had good in him. Alright?

Image 8: This is no garden. This is my brother and I need a shovel to love him.

Image 9: A collage of an open book with forests, butterflies, etc. the text reads: i care for you still and i will forever.

Image 10: A painting of two young boys wading in the ocean and holding hands. The smaller one has spiderman swim trunks.

Image 11: TOMMY: It’s not about chances, Foolish. It’s about making sure you don’t give up on the people you care about.

[liakunemui]

crimeboys dtiys by bounckery on twt which i sort of want to redraw now :')!

progress gif:

[nomsfaultau]

He could tell the exact second Tommy’s conditioning kicked in. The thrashing struggle came to a shuddering stop and the kid froze beneath him in a way that made Wilbur feel wretchedly ill. Crimson poured out around the pair in violent glyphs, but Tommy stayed quiet and trembling and waiting, just like a good little altar lamb should. Wilbur hated this, hated himself for what he was doing to his baby brother.

But there was only one way to summon The Blood God.

[amethyst-art]

Y'ALL I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

I have a lot of pin boards on my Pinterest that have Wilbur in them like my SBI & Dirty crime boys pin board.

I've already deleted my Wilbur pin board, I just have no idea what to do with the other boards I have that include in because I just wanna forget about this man but I also don't wanna get rid of those boards 'cause they have cool art 'n shit.