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it is always correct to draw a character fatter than they are in canon

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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singed from league of legends is trans

no there is nothing to elaborate

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Singed is so fucking funny to me. He’s just vibing in the corner with his violations of the Ethos. He adopts the first random kid who stumbles into his lab and takes an interest in his lizard who is the size of a car. There is a massive brawl going on in his workplace five feet away from his desk and he just pays no mind right up until the drug he invented catches fire and he suffers severe burns. He grabs the dead body of his boss’s brother and tries to turn it into a werewolf immediately after suffering the severe burns. He is quite possibly the workplace medic for a drug empire. He’s canonically a war criminal if you count League of Legends. God. What a character.

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Which is the more legitimate cultural practice: astrology (accept conservative mysticism and biological determinism in order to have a sense of subgroup identity and something to make small talk about), or American football (give children concussions in order to have a sense of subgroup identity and something to make small talk about)

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Can I just say it is extremely funny how the most self-avowed "critical thinkers" on this website have managed to redefine "critical thinking" to mean "when you criticize something" so basically if someone enjoys anything they must not have the highly coveted and holy Critical Thinking Skills

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BRING ON THE NIGHT 🌃

Remember that Daft Punk inspired piece about Spy who smokes and facepalms while sitting at bar? This is exactly what it was about.

I love it so much when people dance but one is less experienced and therefore less skilled. Simply adorable.

Do I still suck at lighting sometimes? 'Course I do.

Depends on moon cycles, I guess. Sometimes it comes out very good, and sometimes I want to tear out my very eyes

I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to my tinnitus. THANKS FOR REPLACING MY MUSIC BY CONSTANT EEEEEEEE, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-

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I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY IN MY DEFENSE, OKAY?

I just suddenly remembered about this Dracula meme, and then Spy's vampire outfit-

Small Kronk in my head decided that "Oh yeah, it's all coming together" and I couldn't resist...

Am I ashamed of this cringe?

Maybe I am

Maybe I'm not

Who knows

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OH my GOD can you SHUT the FUCK UP

Look at my posts boy

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dying at this slide from my emerging diseases lecture why does it seem like house is the reason behind emerging diseases

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instagram.

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only way scout would respect him is if he found our his name was mike hawk

Here's a gem that's been sitting in my drafts for like 3-4 years

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this