#{ also hello uwu }

[vellichorom]

@/bogleech when will my husband return from the war I WANT TO DIVORCE HIM SOME mORE

[seagull-scribbles]

Taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomies our differences

[Part 2 here]

[requiemforthestars]

Being back in the Dragon Age fandom has awakened something long asleep within me, which is a seething deep, feral hatred and disgust for Cullen and dismay at the way everyone in the fandom is head over heels for him. Literally it's as fresh as it was on the first day. Truly, things you feel at 15 years old do not wane.

[tobebrutal]

zevran met subtlety late in life. toed the line of it , still , to detriment or not. the peek of a golden eye ; the focus of slanted interest. sat still despite how fingers tap the weathered bark of his makeshift stool. they pick up a rhythm , jaunty from the docks of rivain , but fail nevertheless to shape him anything other than overly curious and leant that sliver closer. a chip at @elvhenera 's personal space. it looks better like this , in his very , very , humble opinion.

a bubble well and truly popped.

❛ what is it you want this time ? ❜

audacity takes the form of feigned surprise , that focused stare now a'flutter with blinks and enough guffaw to imply he'd not been caught. offense an affluent aftertaste that only lasts for as long as he wishes to play with it. not the food he was after , the innocent act is spat up in a sigh , " my dear warden , so suspicious. " three tuts and his shaking head stops to bare a crooked grin to firelight , " what more could i possibly ask of you , hm ? " oh , a short list it would be , no doubt. lurid and wanting , perhaps , but short all the same.

" no , " palms splay atop wood , the absence of the finest leather gloves antiva had to offer making it a less than pleasant anchor as he leans back. a balance. a perch. the sort of casual he's always watched others push forward when coy words are forming and its cohorts need a place to stand. " would you believe me if i told you i was simply enjoying the view ? beauty deigns to be admired , yes ? even the rugged and surly sort. "

[einsatzzz]

YASSS!!! HIBARI'S POP-UP PARADE FIGURE IS HERE!!! 🥹💜💜💜✨✨ I wish I knew how to take prettier pictures dsbhhdsbs I'm putting him in my work desk for now 🥰👍✨

[bibleofficial]

enraging the hamstercare subreddit by ‘making a safe hamster ball’ & it’s just a wad of my hair in a hamster ball tied in a clear plastic bag

[addcests]

i like how dom and om are interchangeable. as if theyre equally as likely to blow up the hospital with everyone inside within the next .0005 seconds

i forgot to put this in the tags/body of post but really

before om came to be, dom was the butt of the jokes and always done with everyone's shit, always .0005 seconds from exploding everyone, no thanks to dbr and mp

now that om is here, it's only right to bully the "youngest" of the bunch and that means dom gets to join in on it now too :^)

oh how the turns have tabled wwwww

[howthesleeplesswander]

"Excuse me-" the Rtawahist student is breathless by the time she catches up, her nail guards just barely pinching the sleeve of the stranger in the hopes of holding him back. "You left this behind. It seems- seems important." [from layla to kaeya ^^]

Answered! || @grislyintentions || ((Hiya! ^^/ thanks so much for sending this! 💕))

Amid the bustling streets of Sumeru City, it wasn't until Kaeya felt a tug at his sleeve that he noticed someone trying to get his attention. He paused mid-step and pivoted on his heel.

The unfamiliar girl was clearly winded from chasing after him, but the Captain quickly covered any amusement with appropriate concern. Before he could question if she was alright, however, he caught sight of the paper in her hands.

"Oh! Is that my map?" It must have fallen out of his pocket when he'd stopped to eat a short while ago. Accepting it from her, Kaeya smiled as he tucked it safely away again. "Thank you for troubling yourself with returning it. You've just saved me from getting myself horribly lost," he chuckled at his own expense. "Surely there must be a way that I can repay your kindness?"

[vellichorom]

sfx of me patting his stomach repeatedly until he pats me across the face, very hard & very fast

[nijimx]

"...Click for frogs?" She feels like she's missing something.

[silntfangs]

                           blood, blood, gallons of the stuff !

@dcwnthercbbithcle asked: " What, did you run over the body with your car a couple times after? "

                  HE   COULDN'T   HELP   THE   SMALL   SNORT   THAT   LEFT   HIM   UPON   hearing   those   words.   His   lips   stayed   curled   in   an   amused   smile.   The   way   they   usually   fed,   yeah   he   could   see   how   someone   would   think   that.   The   bodies   were   nothing   more   than   skeletons,   flesh,   and   organs.   It   was   a   nasty   sight   for   sure,   and   Dwayne   usually   couldn’t   look   at   it   for   long.   Despite   this,   he   was   still   the   one   to   clean   up   after   his   family   ate. 

                 DARK   EYES   SHIFT   TO   THE   WOMAN   NEAR   HIM.   HE   SHUFFLED   uncomfortably,   “   With   a   car?   Does   it   look   like   I   drive   a   car?   ”   His   voice   was   full   of   humor,   but   also   genuine   curiosity,   “   Either   way   the   answer   is   no,   ”   lips   parted   to   let   out   a   small   sigh,   “   Look,   I   think   you   should   just…   get   out   of   here.   ”   It   was   a   silent   plea   even   though   his   voice   was   stern.  

[katrinawritesthings]

jongyu/yunho; you know what time it is; R

I just think. yunho hot lol

"He's so cute," Yunho whines. He stops fucking into Jonghyun, instead just pushing all the way into him, leaning over him, holding himself up with his palms on the kitchen table. "I show up 10 minutes early to be a nice datefriend, but then you're in the shower, and he keeps flirting with me, and telling me how tall I am, and telling me how cute and little and holdable he is..." He keeps grumbling, mumbling under his breath, even when Jinki stands halfway up to kiss him hello like he clearly wants. 

Coming out of the bathroom, giving his hair one last ruffle through with the towel, Jinki hears noises coming from down the hall in the kitchen. Rattling, smacking, even some thumping, maybe. Suspicious noises.

 He ducks into the laundry room to throw his towel and pajamas in there, trying to figure out what the noises are. It's too early in the morning, he thinks, for someone to be trying to break in and rob them. And he's sure that if someone was trying to rob them, and it was Jonghyun in there struggling with them, they would be making a lot more noise. 

And besides. The noises don't seem that kind of suspicious. As Jinki heads back down the hallway, socks sliding on the hardwood floor, the noises are sounding more and more familiar. Rhythmic, breathy, maybe some whimpering, even. Hornily suspicious.

Jinki reaches the end of the hallway, rounds the corner into the kitchen doorway, and slaps his eyes directly onto the scene in front of him, confirming his suspicions. Definitely horny noises.

It's Yunho, tall and gorgeous and handsome, dressed all nice and cozy for their movie day date, and he has Jonghyun in his hands. More specifically, he has Jonghyun bent over the kitchen table facing Jinki, elbows on the table, fingers in his hair, bangs bouncing in front of his eyes every time Yunho pounds back into him. 

Jonghyun is smiling, beaming, square and dazzling. He bites his lip and lets it go with happy breaths, little squeaks, soft curses, quiet growls. His fingers pull on his own hair, letting go and then tangling in again and again. His eyes are closed, but Jinki can still tell, plain as day, that he is proud of himself. He has the smile of a winner. 

Yunho, on the other hand, looks very grumpy and defeated, even as he pulls Jonghyun back and fucks in at a better angle. Annoyed, almost, frown adorable on his lips. Still, the hand that he slides up around the back of Jonghyun's neck is nothing but gentle.

Jinki rolls his eyes as he takes a seat on the opposite end of the table. Both of them, predictable as hell. Chin in his hand, eyebrows raised, he smiles at his best friend and his babefriend when they both look up to him. 

"Oh," Yunho says, and he blushes.

 "Hi Jinx," Jonghyun says, and he winks.

"Slut," Jinki tells Jonghyun affectionately, and then, "He finally got to you, huh?" he asks Yunho.

"He's so cute," Yunho whines. He stops fucking into Jonghyun, instead just pushing all the way into him, leaning over him, holding himself up with his palms on the kitchen table. "I show up 10 minutes early to be a nice datefriend, but then you're in the shower, and he keeps flirting with me, and telling me how tall I am, and telling me how cute and little and holdable he is..." He keeps grumbling, mumbling under his breath, even when Jinki stands halfway up to kiss him hello like he clearly wants. 

He doesn't know why Yunho is so surprised about this. Jinki told him that Jonghyun would get him eventually. Jonghyun gets everyone eventually. 

Once they've had their smooch, Yunho straightens back up, but only to put both hands on Jonghyun's shoulders, holding him down, keeping him still. Squeezing him, he says, "what are you whining about, little one?"

Jonghyun, who was indeed whining nonstop ever since Yunho stopped pounding him, opens his mouth, says, "you stopped–oh my fucking gosh," and puts his bright pink face into his hands. "Little one," he repeats in a whisper. For the first time, Yunho looks smug. Jinki raises his eyebrows at him; Yunho wiggles his back and starts fucking Jonghyun for real again. 

Jinki leans back in his chair, running his fingers through his hair so it dries the way he likes, and watches. He's very content with this. It's not what he was expecting, when he started getting ready for his date today, but he's definitely not complaining.

But he does worry about something, though, very suddenly, when he notices Yunho's nose twitch the way it does when he's just starting the final stretch towards orgasm.

"Hey," he says, reaching across the table, tapping it to get their attention. Yunho doesn't stop, but he does look up, curious; Jonghyun holds his hand. Jinki puts what he was about to say on hold, just for a moment, so he can kiss his best friend's hand. Just because he knows it'll make Jonghyun's eyes turn into little crescents. Then he looks at Yunho. "Don't nut in him," he says, pouting. "Save it for me." And he smiles, mischievous, tongue at the corner of his lips. 

Yunho rolls his eyes. "Babe, you literally just took a shower," he sighs. 

"So what," Jinki says dismissively. Who cares. "I'm not going anywhere today. It's my house." He slaps his hands petulantly on the table. "If I can't be a cummy gremlin in my own home then what am I even paying a mortgage for?" he demands.

"He has a point,” Jonghyun says. He turns to look at Yunho over his shoulder, a defiant little set to his square jaw. Jinki almost smiles–almost feels all soft and gay inside that his friend is standing up for him for important things like this - until Jonghyun gasps dramatically and immediately starts backtracking. "No, wait, no he doesn't," he says quickly. He lets go of Jinki so he can push himself up with his left hand, and with his right, he holds onto Yunho's wrist. "He just took a shower, you're right. Cum in me instead." He smiles up at him through his lashes at full power.

Before Yunho even replies, Jinki deflates onto the table, defeated. There's no winning against that smile. 

He'll just have to get nutted in sometime later today instead. 

[losergames]

maz is my lil scrunkly

theyre all of our scrunkly

[benetnvsch]

sigh- maid day wip ig I probably won't finish this but also maybe I will depends On If The Friend I sent It To Says Nice Things About It

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Obligatory 9am work rant

[deathandthemaiden23]

❤️GLOMP PART 2❤️

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