#there are real TEARS in my eyes bc i’ve been laughing SO HARD 😭😭😭😭😭

[bibleofficial]

enraging the hamstercare subreddit by ‘making a safe hamster ball’ & it’s just a wad of my hair in a hamster ball tied in a clear plastic bag

[gojosprettyprincess]

Anal, Degradation, really filthy dirty talk, Todo is very mean, Dubcon??, he cums in your ass, Not proofread!!

A/n this isn't the best bc it was super rushed so I apologize for that n I cringed sm while writing this so please be aware😭

AnalFreak! Todo who finally gets his hands on you after so fucking long, after all those shitty nights where he'd fuck his hard fist pathetically, imagining it was your tight little ass gripping around his thick cock milking him till he floods your insides with cum but now—now he finally has the real thing he dreamt of for so fucking long and it drove him soo crazy.

You cried out in half pain-half pleasure as the large man behind you fucks into your puckering hole brutally, a strong hand gripping tightly around your neck to the point where you were struggling to breathe, forcing you to look up at him with teary eyes as he prys open your butthole, his cockhead practically kissing your guts every time he shoves it all the way in your ass. "Fuckk that's a good girl, taking my cock so fucking well, you don’t have any fucking idea how badly I’ve been dreaming about this baby”.

he lets out a loud gravelly moan at how tight you were closing around his cock every time he pulls it out with just the tip reminding inside, just to force it back with each controlling thrust, hissing at how hard and snugly your butthole clenches around his cock.

More and more tears welled up in your eyes as you felt his hard cock twitching against your tight anal wall, a lump forming deep in your throat as you felt your legs starting to give in. “Ohh, fuckfuckfuckkk gonna bury my cum so fucking deep in this dirty hole baby. Your such a nasty slut ya know that? Clenching and gripping around my cock like a fucking whore, you must really love this dick don’t you?” Tears flooded down your cheeks as you shook your head, looking up at him defeatedly. He chuckles and kisses your temple, “Aw come on baby, you know you don’t mean that, the way your asshole is swallowing up my cock like this, no way” he laughs mockingly, eyes looking down to where his cock disappears into you like magic.

“Fu-ck todo! It’s s’big, s'deep inside of me" you cried out, feeling him gaping and stretching your asshole into the sheer size of his girthy cock as he flicks your tears away with his thumb. “I know baby, I know m’almost done, gonna give this pretty butthole a nice creamy filling yeah?” He groans, cock twitching and jumping against your walls before he lets out a low “fuckk” as he began shooting out white ropes of cum-frosting deep into your ass, he made sure to stop when his cock was in all the way in to the hilt, to the point where your dripping cunt was smearing slick onto his hard balls.

His cock was hidden soo deep in your ass, the cum filling up your walls just like how you’d stuff cream in a pie. Your legs gave in as you fell towards his chest but were obviously, quickly caught by his big strong arms n his cock still buried inside of you, he bent you over on the nearest surface. your upper body laying down as he slowly pulled his cock out of your ruined ass, dragging it all the way out before admiring the pretty delicious gape that he created, he stuffed a pointer finger into your asshole, pushing any cum that was threatening to spill out all the way back in. “Mmm so cute baby, all stuffed and filled with my cum", he slaps your ass over and over, admiring how the thick flesh jiggles against him on impact, "Love this tight fucking ass so much baby, m'fucking obsessed”.

[kouyurii]

finally getting to this aaaaa

it’s wonderful that he’s got a charming smirk and imposing presence that makes you lose all coherent thought in your (usually steady) head, but it’s the dorky, funny, playful side of him that you cherish the most. 

im literally weeping this makes me soso soft gskjdghfsdjf

NOT THE STUPID PICKUP LINES HE'S USING HAHAHAHAHHA

reader laughing so hard they got kicked out of the library 🥺

He’s an idiot, but he’s your idiot, so you give up and host study sessions at your place instead. 

thisthisthis IM OBSESSED

YUA LEAVING CONDOMS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU IM BANGING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE DJFGHSDLJKFS

KUROO TURNING RED AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE IM SFLJSDHFLSKDJ

You end up keeping the lot, even though Kuroo and you can hardly look at each other for the rest of the night, awkwardly keeping to your respective corner of your very narrow single bed

im wheezing look how adorable they are together hsdfgjhdsfjks HAHAHAHAH AWH ID BE JUST AS EMBARASSED THO SDKFGHJSDK

YUA VOLUNTEERING TO SEND MEIAN AFTER KUROO IF HE SCREWS UP HELPP HAHAHAH

"Is that how you've been gossiping about me? I didn't even know you guys talked outside of camps! What else have you been keeping from me? I swear - you're like one of those cats who cheat on their family with another just to get extra food -" 

KUROO CHOKING WHEN HE HEARS THAT KENMA MEETS UP WITH AKAASHI REGULARLY HELPP THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY

KENMA IS DEFINITELY A CAT THOUGH HES NOT WRONG ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHAH

kuroo and kenma being best friends makes me weep every single time i love how you write them nikki jie

The rest of the team give him even less respect but just as much affectionate teasing when you’re introduced to them.

"even less respect" HELP IM DYINGG AHAHAHAH

answering the video call absentmindedly when he was busy kissing a path down your neck. It also doesn’t help that the entire team is shocked into silence when they see their captain with a girl on his lap, never mind that you’re just making out like teenagers are wont to do. 

IM SKJGFSHDJLFHDSLKFS

HELP ID GET SO FLUSTERED ID NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN FRONT OF THEM AGAIN IM GONNA COMBUST

you could probably cook an egg on my face rn

NOT KAI BETTING WITH YAKU ON KUROOS LOVE LIFE KDSJHFGSDJK HAHAHAHAHAHHA

HARUHI JOINING KUROO FOR NEKOMA'S DINNER SDKGFHSDKJFHS THATS SO CUTE PLEASE???

im a firm believer that letting your s/o meet your friends is a love language 🥺 esp with nekoma bc all they do is clown on kuroo but he's willing to let them embarrass him bc he just wants them to like haruhi and haruhi to like them bc theyre all soso important to him

and im crying now

“Good, real friends are hard to come by, and I’m glad he has that.” 

“Welcome to the circus”, he says, eyes twinkling. “I’m sorry for the chaos, but we’re very glad to have you too.” 

im weeping aaaaa this makes me so soft????

like guys definitely dont ever talk about sappy stuff like that so she's probably the first one to ever straight up just point it out 😭

thank goodness for kai who is able to return the sentiment before the clowns got distracted again HAHA

haruhi knowing kuroo soso well at this point that she knew he went off to pay the bill and treat his friends im sobbing T_T

“Relationships require sacrifice”, she begins. “It’s nothing personal. I just hope he’s someone who’ll support you in everything you want to achieve.” 

aaaa haruhi's mama knowing exactly what could happen with her and kuroo T_T

“Promise?” he asks, catching your hand in his, grip tight. “I promise”, you reply, bringing your entwined hands to your lips, sealing your words with a kiss. 

hngghh sdfkjfg this is soso sweet but my heart also aches knowing whats coming for them in love knows not its depth :(

“I’ve been dreaming of marrying you for some time”, he murmurs, his smile endearingly shy. He gulps, ears tinted pink but you sit back down next to him, wipe your tears away, nudging him gently to carry on. “I dream of working hard at our jobs, buying a home together with you - our castle for us to raise our kids,

Him proposing to her right after they graduate im so dkfghsdljfkhfkgdlsfjdkghg

my heart is bursting at the seams please this is so cute and soso sweet look at kuroo getting all shy

You welcome what’s to come as long as Kuroo Tetsuro is by your side, sharing your dreams about castles that reach from the ground all the way into the sky.  

am currently crying my eyes out im so soft pleasee

them now building their castles together

not in the air but firmly on the ground with solid foundations

but still reaching for the skies anyways

castles in the air: chapter 10 

chapters: one.// two.// three.// four.// five.// six.// seven.// eight.// nine.// ten.// 

pairing: kuroo tetsuro x f! reader  genre: romantic comedy, fluff, angst  wc: 4.8k 

Dating Kuroo Tetsuro is a dream come true. 

You’ve had your romantic fantasies about him, certainly. The messy haired star of your girlish imaginings, your handsome knight in shining armour - but somehow it’s the human side of him that you appreciate the most. Of course it’s wonderful that he’s got a charming smirk and imposing presence that makes you lose all coherent thought in your (usually steady) head, but it’s the dorky, funny, playful side of him that you cherish the most. 

“Why’re you even dating me”, you grumble, when you’re having a particularly rough day at school and feel like a mess - greasy hair, eye bags, warts and all, and he’s looking effortlessly put-together, despite being put through the grinder like you. 

“Why do I love thee? Let me count the ways - “ 

“You got the quote wrong, please stop trying to lift pick up lines from Akaashi, you torture him enough for that -” 

“Cos you’re cute, princess - “ 

“Liar - and you’re an asshole if that’s all you’re dating me for - ”

“My heart burns like a mole of suns for you - “

“I take it back, I think I prefer your cheesy literary puns -” 

You get kicked out of the library for the first time in your life because Kuroo’s bark of laughter is far too loud to ignore. He’s an idiot, but he’s your idiot, so you give up and host study sessions at your place instead. ‘

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