#there are real TEARS in my eyes bc i’ve been laughing SO HARD 😭😭😭😭😭
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bibleofficial · 4 months ago
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enraging the hamstercare subreddit by ‘making a safe hamster ball’ & it’s just a wad of my hair in a hamster ball tied in a clear plastic bag
#stream#ALSKALSKALSLAKLAKSLDLAKSALSKALSKLAJL#ITS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD#like something SO OBVIOULY GOING TO KILL A HAMSTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#there are real TEARS in my eyes bc i’ve been laughing SO HARD 😭😭😭😭😭#LIKE THEYRE JUST SUPER UPPITY#AKSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA#‘did u do no research before getting a pet’ like ok well Big Hamster has marketed them like goldfish which are similarly advertised to live#in squalid conditions by pet stores like it’s just a fact like anyone that goes to a pet store to get their child a ‘my first pet’ are just#going to listen to the pet store person bc it’s like ‘well they work here they have pamphlets at the door’ like AKSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSKAL#YEA GIRL I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IT RIGHT TO#but also i was not of the sane mind & very high & i had a credit card & am impulsive already so like#it’s the vibe i still stand by it she’s doing sooo well#she’s healthy & happy#love her soooo much omg#i still have done limited research truly i’ve just gotten it through the reddit at this point & just …. understanding animals ALSKALKSLAKSLA#like idk TO ME it’s just ‘OBVIOUS’ where u don’t just ….. grab a small creature from where it is Bc It Will Not Be Happy …. so i just let#her interact w me like i’ll show her my hand …. & when she knows Who It Is she will Interact w it like ok if she sits In The Hand she’s#willing to do whatever u want but if she’s just sniffing or just hops on then hops off she’s just like hello owo but i’m busy uwu#idk also growing up as a catch & release person like ok hello ms wolf spider u cannot be in here#hello gecko pls …. there are no mosquitos here …. get …. scat#or moths omg loveeeee moths but their wings are soooooo delicate
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gojosprettyprincess · 6 months ago
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Anal, Degradation, really filthy dirty talk, Todo is very mean, Dubcon??, he cums in your ass, Not proofread!!
A/n this isn't the best bc it was super rushed so I apologize for that n I cringed sm while writing this so please be aware😭
AnalFreak! Todo who finally gets his hands on you after so fucking long, after all those shitty nights where he'd fuck his hard fist pathetically, imagining it was your tight little ass gripping around his thick cock milking him till he floods your insides with cum but now—now he finally has the real thing he dreamt of for so fucking long and it drove him soo crazy.
You cried out in half pain-half pleasure as the large man behind you fucks into your puckering hole brutally, a strong hand gripping tightly around your neck to the point where you were struggling to breathe, forcing you to look up at him with teary eyes as he prys open your butthole, his cockhead practically kissing your guts every time he shoves it all the way in your ass. "Fuckk that's a good girl, taking my cock so fucking well, you don’t have any fucking idea how badly I’ve been dreaming about this baby”.
he lets out a loud gravelly moan at how tight you were closing around his cock every time he pulls it out with just the tip reminding inside, just to force it back with each controlling thrust, hissing at how hard and snugly your butthole clenches around his cock.
More and more tears welled up in your eyes as you felt his hard cock twitching against your tight anal wall, a lump forming deep in your throat as you felt your legs starting to give in. “Ohh, fuckfuckfuckkk gonna bury my cum so fucking deep in this dirty hole baby. Your such a nasty slut ya know that? Clenching and gripping around my cock like a fucking whore, you must really love this dick don’t you?” Tears flooded down your cheeks as you shook your head, looking up at him defeatedly. He chuckles and kisses your temple, “Aw come on baby, you know you don’t mean that, the way your asshole is swallowing up my cock like this, no way” he laughs mockingly, eyes looking down to where his cock disappears into you like magic.
“Fu-ck todo! It’s s’big, s'deep inside of me" you cried out, feeling him gaping and stretching your asshole into the sheer size of his girthy cock as he flicks your tears away with his thumb. “I know baby, I know m’almost done, gonna give this pretty butthole a nice creamy filling yeah?” He groans, cock twitching and jumping against your walls before he lets out a low “fuckk” as he began shooting out white ropes of cum-frosting deep into your ass, he made sure to stop when his cock was in all the way in to the hilt, to the point where your dripping cunt was smearing slick onto his hard balls.
His cock was hidden soo deep in your ass, the cum filling up your walls just like how you’d stuff cream in a pie. Your legs gave in as you fell towards his chest but were obviously, quickly caught by his big strong arms n his cock still buried inside of you, he bent you over on the nearest surface. your upper body laying down as he slowly pulled his cock out of your ruined ass, dragging it all the way out before admiring the pretty delicious gape that he created, he stuffed a pointer finger into your asshole, pushing any cum that was threatening to spill out all the way back in. “Mmm so cute baby, all stuffed and filled with my cum", he slaps your ass over and over, admiring how the thick flesh jiggles against him on impact, "Love this tight fucking ass so much baby, m'fucking obsessed”.
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