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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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I wanted to do this meme since I saw the S2 of Earthspark, but I had the inspiration after complaining about It with @sketchy-mf . so:
(ok time to going back to Ao3 reading Fanfiction pretending they're canon in my mind 🙂)
#transformers#starscream#transformers earthspark#miguel o'hara#but it is Hasbro#Starscream and Knockout amica endura is canon in my head ... 🥲#canon event#starscream fanart#earthspark starscream#starscream your canon event is shit I sm so sorry#tfp knockout#this is bullshit#I was delulu#transformers hashtag#ao3 my beloved#tfe starscream#Starscream meme#Hasbro I tell you ma boi Starscream need therapy#he need also his husband Skyfire but I have fear now how they made all npc#still delulu#my art#I can hear Miguel theme#maccadam#I'm putting more effort into these tags than the actual drawing
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#izutsumei#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#izutsumi#meijack chils#meijack#I made a spreadsheet to calculate their heights but in the end this is all head-canon lmao#half-foot!Izutsumi is smol enough to put into your pocket#and the idea of tall-man!Meijack with a cleft chin was haunting me all day at work#literally could not sleep until it was realized#I like how I gathered all those tall-man!Chilchuck refs just to draw his daughter instead#art
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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them
#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him#and merlin is all ‘omg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy him’#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed#‘i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me’ yeah alright you bottom bitch#arthur cant stop thinking about it for days#the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE#bro cant keep his hand out of his pants#he keeps thinking about it#merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#hc#head canon#headcanon
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Anonymous asked: Hello!! For art requests, perhaps some zolu? (Zoro and Luffy)
b0yskylark asked: Splickedy!! Maybe you can draw your favorite One Piece ship?? Personally I think if Zoro and Sanji kissed a lil they'd calm tf down lol
I do find Zosan pretty delightful--LOVE a rivals-to-rival/lovers pairing--and for that matter, Franky/Robin is GREAT and whips ass and both pairings were on the candidate list. But lbr I'm a huge sucker for that captain/first mate intense loyalty "til death do us part and you're not allowed to die" shit. plus Luffy being all but canonically ace means I can bring my no-holds-barred-all-romance-no-sex moirail agenda to yet another pairing which is GREAT for me emotionally. eue
What I'm saying is yo ho yo ho a pirates little late afternoon nap holding hands like otters so I don't drift away for me yar har
#One Piece#Roronoa Zoro#Monkey D. Luffy#Zolu#Splickedydoodles#I just meant Luffy's hand to be hanging down but it DOES look like he's just napping with a handful of titty. and honestly. good for him.#first mate roronoa ''canonically biggest bust size on the crew'' zoro your chest looks heavy can i hold it for you U_U#Listen the way Oda draws bodies is not attractive especially as his art's evolved. sorry sensei art is subjective and so on. but!#I'm looking disrespectfully at the Zoro translated into my art style in my head lmao. Anyway I couldn't bring myself to put a shirt on him#Sorry or you're welcome. whichever applies here lololol
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Don't Lose Your Head.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#blood#violence#I'm sorry not sorry about what I said - don't lose your head!#And with that - We are BACK to it baby!#NMJ has canonically been a very angry catboy this entire time (PD-MDZS canon).#The source of his resentment? Being forced to put on the cat ears.#There's an implication here that JGY was also forced to put on the cat ears and I don't have answers for that. Maybe so.#There's just a lot of resentful energy in this room rn. Oh god no paperxian is getting dragged into it. Oh No he's having a flashback!#I was going to have wwx's actual face be one of comedic horror but something about the un-emotive paperman got me laughing#so it stayed as it is.#It was tempting to put 'So no head?' as the caption but alas...the point is that there very much *IS* a head here.
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Falin in the Isle of Wa
ft Benichidori and Hien 👯♀️
Part 1 of my postcanon dyke drama cinematic universe
Part 2
Interlude
Part 3
#the monster at the end is an umi-nyobo#and the first monster is a lame generically drawn tsuchigomo with a human head just so it could make a funny face. to me#my hc is hien and benichidori have a situationship#and benichidori has had really strong feelings for a long time but wont just ask to be exclusive bc shes scared to shake the boat#also falin and marcille made an agreement that each of them can hook up with other people#reposting to fix my incorrect order of images on the first try 🙈#falin touden#benichidori#hien#benihien#inutade#maizuru#toshiro nakamoto#I think often of the fact that Toshiro never introduced Falin to his entourage of Beautiful Women in canon.#Maybe she would have said yes if he had 😂#dungeon meshi spoilers#my comics#postcanon dyke drama cinematic universe#i didnt put as much thught into like Hien and Benichidori characterisation tbh i need to make comics of them that arent just short gag ones#though I do think she might be endeared to Falin bc shes a striking person postcanon visually and has an aura about her#also her and shuro are kind of similar in certain ways but without some of his flaws that annoyed her about him it might make her nostalgic
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sorry but do you ever think about the fact that the bernard we have today is a direct amalgamation of everything that happened in his past and i know that sound like such an obvious statement to say but it actually kills me to know that you can draw a direct line from who he is today all the way back to that sixteen year old boy who watched his best friend bleed out. like it is the defining moment in his life. it fundamentally shaped who he is and the person he's become. he is the bernard we know and love not despite the grieves shooting but because of it. because the gangs all got together and shot up his school. because tim walked out of that room with nothing but a baseball bat. because his darla got shot. because he watched her gasp and cry as she died. because he watched the blood coagulate around the wound. because he sat there and held her hand as her life drained out of her. because he walked into school that day with a joke he knew would make her laugh and her nose would scrunch up and she'd snort a little and tim would roll his eyes at him and call him ridiculous and instead he walked out with a bloody white shirt, blood under his fingernails, and two friends less. because, even now, almost half a decade out from the shooting, he thinks that if he closes his eyes, he will always be that stupid, scared little sixteen year old, holding the cooling body of dead best friend.
#there is a direct throughline from the boy we meet in robin 121 all the way to man tim reconnects with in urban legends 4#like maybe you guys have other interpretations of it but to me this is *the* defining moment in his life#and that's not to say that he perpetually bound to this traumatic event but it impacted him sooo much that his life is now divided#before shooting and after shooting#like you cannot tell me him falling into the cult was just something that happened to him#it happened bc he was in such a bad place from watching his friend die and then on top of that he loses contact with tim!!!!#this is his canon event!!!!#if you took it away from him if you made it so that he never had to go through it#the bernard we would get would not be the same bernard we got in urb leg4 and tdr#does it not make you want to chew on drywall that to get to the bear we love he has watch his darla die first????#head in hands head in hands#and it wasnt like batman came immediately after darls died!!! iirc they had to wait a little before he came#which means!!!!! alll those kids but bear esp had to sit in that room with darls' dead body until batman came!!!!!#do you think he cried and held her hand until batman came??? do you think he begged her not to go??? or do you think he told her#stories and made promises of all the things they were gonna do after they got out??? do you think he put pressure on the wound and#watched as the blood soaked through the jacket they were using as a towel??? and when she finally passed do you think he bit his lip#clean through to stop himself from wailing? bc if he's too loud the gunmen will hear them and he cannot be the reason jay from#history dies#auuuugh i cant fucking do this anymore#bernard dowd#timbern#darla aquista#louis grieve trio
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DICKOLAS BOYWONDER GRAYSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE GOING TO GET FROSTBITE IN YOUR EVERYWHERE PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES
Nightwing #122 Variant Cover D - art by Yasmine Putri
#also where did you get fucking nightwing-branded snowboarding goggles#did you get the people who make your suit to make them for you#is someone selling them#dick wearing his own merch CANON#are you making royalties???#or i guess is the JLA making royalties and then donating them to charity#also those goggles are not protecting shit if they are oN YOUR HEAD DICK#also the fuckign#fingerstripe snowboarding socks#DICK YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF#STOP IT#PUT ON SOME CLOTHES#ugh#gotham gazette headline tomorrow: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway: Richie Grayson Follows in Brucie's World-Traveling Footsteps#dick grayson#dcu#dc comics#nightwing#nightwing 122#yasmine putri
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Combining the boys’ abilities (and I mean actual combining not just using them at the same time) because I was thinking about it and wow they’re kinda cracked actually-
[ cw: death mention / def not for them though 💀]
Raph & Mikey: infinite clones (aka unbeatable) + strength completely unparalleled + infinite cloned chains + the clones are very fast and can fly + potentially reverse any damage on main shield clones or even damage in general
Mikey & Donnie: constructs that also can last much longer than usual possibly forever + potential future vision + every single cable or wire or anything of that sort has the potential to be taken over akin to Mikey’s chains + full telekinesis
Donnie & Leo: pinpoint portal/teleportation themselves or constructs just by knowing where to aim (aka instadeath for any enemy if used right) + telepathy
Leo & Raph: teleporting clones who can grow or shrink at will (which can also be instadeath like above if used right) + said clones can also act as homing spots to switch places with + potentially swap damage taken to clones
Raph & Donnie: they literally can make Voltron, but more than one + basically impossible to destroy shields + constructs can also be cloned
Mikey & Leo: freezing time and being able to move during it + heat death of the universe + “oops hey it’s other alternate iterations of us???” + this is a time and space team up you’re not winning this-
Basically any combo is an instant “you win.” I wanna go further into these combos later and maybe even add or subtract as I think more on it because there’s so many I left out and I can always extrapolate on and explain these ones more, but this was fun and these boys have terrifying powers even without combining them all together.
Seriously, should each of them train these abilities to the best they can be, there is no beating them even if they’re alone.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#this is all very much off the top of my head#I swear I can justify all of these#and I will#eventually#I feel like I can do some of these better tho#there are infinite combinations you can do tbh these are just what I thought of lol#maybe one day I’ll do regular combo moves instead because that’s a different ballpark that’s not quite as world ending haha#mikey is the best mystic warrior not just bc his powers are ridiculously strong-#but because he’s CREATIVE#and creativity makes even the most mid appearing power turn op VERY QUICK#honestly all of their abilities could so easily be JUST strong#but we see in canon really cool ways they apply them#like Leo literally throwing his portals#I actually had this in the drafts for months#anyway I also think it’s interesting how both Donnie and Raph’s mystic abilities work as putting more of themselves INTO reality#whereas Mikey and Leo’s mystic abilities are more inviting reality into themselves#Donnie and Raph break the concept of equivalent exchange in someways and Mikey and Leo break the concept of space time haha
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To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?
Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.
#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche#he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure#his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint#I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing#do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity#but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do)#people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it#Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona#he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies#in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water#essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries#eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition#and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help#and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary#towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise#and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him#answered#anonymous#Machete#Vaschete lore#he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high#and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death
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Is there a scent in particular that Ren/Redacted prefers? Y'know apart from anything Angel-scented lmao. Just something they themself like?
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Your deodorant, your skincare products, your hair products, your clothes, your laundry, your laundry softener, your blankets, your bedsheets, your pillowcases, your plushies, your dishwashing liquid, your bag (specifically the inside), your phone case, your laptop when it hasn't been opened after a while, your chair after you've sat in it, your shower, your
#💌 — answered.#Oh u mean normal scents?? Probably anything strawberry/cherry scented lmao#Also you know when you unbox a phone or some kind of electronic?? Yeah he likes that smell too#But for a more 'canonical' answer: Ren genuinely doesn't have a favoured scent (outside of whatever Angel's favourite scent is)#He doesn't really care to find out or put in the time#But honestly?? He looooves putting his head in the crook of your neck and just.... inhaling djgdsja (I write about this all da time lmao)#So his favourite scent would honestly be Angel sghjsdgjhs#💖 — about ren.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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My haitani father Shio headcanon is just a bit too funny cuz of how well it works that it sounds like a waste of perfect canon idea and crossover for both of wakui's works.
Aside from the obvious physical features very very obvious, identical eyes, nose, blonde eyebrows, rindou's face form, ran's hair color palette and (arguably) bonten hair style, blah blah i mean just look a the pictures below, you can also bring up any fact from either manga and add it to the hc and it fits in just SO WELL, i'll give the first example, The Haitanis are very obviously rich spoiled kids like have you seen their apartment? They have a fucking dj set, only rich kids with neglective powerful parents will have no problem paying for that, just saying, and even though i love him let's be real Shio is the type to be that parent, i mean cmon he's rich like crazy rich (filthy yakuza money yum yum) he tots would give his children WAY more than enough allowance so they can leave him alone, also the way they act, i've always the Haitanis were the type of kids that think they own the school cuz their dad is rich .
Nvm if this never becomes canon or both universes don't collide, it's just so entertaining to keep connecting the dots that were likely never there, like how Rindou is a heavy drinker cuz his father drank alot with the rest of the Yotsurugis and he tried to imitate him from a young age that it became an unhealthy habit or if you want to add more drama he only drinks cuz he looks up to his father but Shio favors Ran cuz he can posssibly succeed him (canon power complex) so Rindou resorted to drinking cuz it's the only thing like his dad that he can do. Heck yeah i made it angsty!!!
You can also add great context to his fear of Yakuza, picture this, when he was a kid he got up in the middle of night after hearing a loud noise to search for his parents and witnessed Shio (canon Yakuza) pew pew-ing some poeple and surrounded with scary men, that probably scarred him for life that he was so terrified when Kakucho got them interfering with some, OH OH something just came to mind, if he's the son of a yakuza yeah he didn't wanna clash with other yakuza families cuz it can end in a blood shed and risk his and his family's lives.
And i'm gonna add this one not very small detail and i swear i'll shut up (for now), i know it's just a stupid headcanon that is very far from becoming reality and i don't have to take it this deep but hear me out, why their last name is Haitani and not Yotsurugi like their dad, Shio is powerful and have many enemies right ? So he simply decided to protect his children and their identity by giving them another last name likely their mother's (yk like minato with naruto style plan ?) So Haitani is actually their mom's family name. I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my useless ted talk.
#i officially announce i have gone crazy#this is like my new hyperfixation until i find a better headcanon that is more likely to be canon#actually you should all thank me#i just made up a way for the haitanis to be useful for once in their lives#kinda#i mean we already established they bring absolutely nothing to the table#we don't have to go through that again#let's put it in a simple equation#tokrev plot - haitanis = no big difference#but Shio on the other hand is the main antagonist so far sooooo#in my logic by relation they are sort of useful in some way (through nepotism)#i saved the narrative you're welcome#also an addition no one asked for or thought about ran is their dad's favourite but loves his mom more#while Rindou is mama's boy (yk how moms prefer the youngest) but looks up to his dad#speaking of their mom i think she's like from another powerful family#and based on shio doing anything to gain more power that's probably why he married their mom in the first place#OMG ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SHIO IS INVADING MY HEAD AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND#WRITERS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS PLLLLSSSSSS#oh and apparently Shio is also in Roppongi so that's that.#i really took calling him daddy shio to a whole other level lol#tokyo revengers#ran haitani#rindou haitani#negai no astro#astro royale#haitani brothers#shio yotsurugi#i'm gonna call my new masterpiece of a shitty hc#the wakui multiverse of madness
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do we fw the ajaw design
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#ajaw#kinich#natlan#genshin impact kinich#genshin ajaw#putting little canon in my head notes in tags#kinich gave him a pair of his own pants bc he was severely underdressed first time he came out like this#you can see my crude attempt at that in design#he'd be confined to medium male model in game but i like to think hes like 5 foot max#directly based on clothes actual ajaw wore
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arthur gets morgana and merlin presents for yule: a dagger for protection and a beautiful gown. mishaps occur and morgana opens up a dagger and merlin opens the gown. they are both ecstatic. arthur wins by sheer luck
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#genderfluid merlin#morgana pendragon#arthur pendragon#merlin immediately goes to put on the gown while morgana swings the blade around#arthur sits there with an awkward grin on his face#then merlin comes out in the dress and struts around#morgana is wolf whistling#arthur is blushing#he definitely won#merthur#headcanon#head canon#hc#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas
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I'll give u guys uhhhh $5 if u can guess who he was inspired from hehe (lies)
#red room studi0's art#digital art#wreck it ralph oc#turbo wir#wreck it ralph turbo#turbo twins#turbo wreck it ralph#i love putting fnaf references in my shit lol#also yes i head canon that there is indeed a videogame hell for freaks like Turbo lol#wir vanellope#vanellope von schweetz#artists on tumblr#the Twins are his tormentors
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