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Looks DIRECTLY at you
#would you hang out with him#I would#frog blog#frog blogging#frog#frogs#frogposting#amphibian#amphibians#frogblr#herpetology#herping#green frog
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little man on a walk
#txt#college stuff#we went herping as part of today's lab!! :]#one of my classmates found him and i held him :D#amphibians#salamander#red-backed salamander
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staring into your soul
#my fav type of pic to get of him lmao#reptiblr#reptile#gecko#correlophus ciliatus#crested gecko#petblr#lizard#crestie#jimmy#herp
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bro really just lets his freaky fuckin cat chew on him huh
#you’re gonna get like herpes or something if you keep letting him do that bro#my art#digital art#fanart#vanoss crew#banana bus squad#vanoss crew fanart#vanossgaming#terroriser#3p! au#3p! terroriser#3p! vanoss
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boy why are you so legs
#he sploots like a dog#king of napping#also the pic of him in the bin is him with some medicine on his shell. he has longstanding shell issues#but he is doing much better now!#cooter#eastern river cooter#Pseudemys concinna concinna#turtles#reptiles#herps#herpetology#coworkers#my photo#creatureposting
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Never seen anyone refer to him as herpes-infected monkey before 😅
#Never seen anyone refer to him as herpes-infected monkey before 😅#elon musk#anti elon musk#boycott elon musk#elongated muskrat#elongated man#elon mask#elon musty#elon mush#elonmusk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#tesla inc#boycott tesla#teslamodely#teslamotors#tesla#spacex#space x#x
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Aries discovering all of the nooks and crannies of the new cage I built him. Still waiting on more paint to finish it😅
#reptile#reptiblr#herpblr#herp#lizard#central bearded dragon#beardy#bearded dragon#I had him add some personal touches
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it's actually very important to send your friends pictures of lizards
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Based on true events.
#limeghosty#RL#Real life#crested gecko#bro I didn't MEAN TO BLAST HIM#HE NEVER FUCKING SLEEPS THERE#BUT TODAY HE DID AND MADE ME FEEL LIKE SUCH A DICK#I begged for his forgiveness for like 4 extra minutes#reptiles#gecko#herpetology#herps#lizards#reptile care#i'm so sorry ghost forgive me
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Aaaaaah you have a pet snake!!!!!! Pics pics pics pics pics please?? 👀👀👀
AN EXCUSE TO SHOW MY BABIES!? DONE
I actually have two pet snakes!!!
This is my cornsnake, Cucumberwater! He's a sweetheart, the chillest little guy ever, just wants to explore and vibe. He's about six feet long and around twelve-ish? years old. I got him off craigslist. :)
This is my ball python, Zucchiniblossom! She's about three now. I got her when she was a lil baby from a local breeder, and she's still a TEENY bit convinced that people might eat her. She has bitten/tried to bite several of my friends but never me. ^ w ^
Bonus baby! (most unphotogenic,,,) I also have a crested gecko named Cabbageflower! I also got her from a local breeder... who I found on craigslist :) She's a little over a year and still growing, and god bless her, she is the dumbest bitch alive. No brain cells. She has never had a single thought <3
#i love them i love them i love them#pets#also to be clear/fair zukes has only tried to nip two ppl and she was totally justified both times#my buddy will tried to reach into her snakebag to pull her out and she gave him a warning strike#and even he was like “yeah i deserved that I wasn't thinking”#and she did not bite but struck at my roomie one time when he kind of hesitantly reached for her#no chomp just a little “youre scaring me back off”#he has held her without issue plenty of times since then once we corrected his methods#reptiles#reptiblr#lizards#snakes#geckos#herps
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picked up a worm and it got mad at me
#queue#pic from a week or two ago? cant remember#got the pic n a little video before letting him slither off. poor guy had an injured tail but seemed healthy otherwise#txt#reptiblr#snakeblr#herping#snake#garter snake#eastern garter snake#wild snake
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certified silly billy
#reptiblr#reptile#gecko#correlophus ciliatus#crested gecko#petblr#lizard#crestie#jimmy#herp#just found him like this#he stayed there for like. half the night i swear#comfy ig
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a special guest... my partner's leopard gecko Leon! he is big and chunky, quite a chad. he came with that name, when he was rehomed to them in 2020. he came in a small tank full of sand, and we had quickly gotten him a 20gal and reptile carpet instead, but he's so big that we will be giving him a 50gal once we move into our apartment at the end of the month, yippee! and he'll get more Rocks because he likes to Stand on them.
#g postin#leon#we been long distance for years and someone they knew offered him up while i was visiting#so we were like IT IS TIME#i love my partner. i am a fish nerd and they are a herps nerd. yippeeee
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douglas, breckenridge, and atchinson pulling in front of jeff davis's flat on a sunday: 'get in loser we're going to force the president to support the kansas nebraska act'.
#jefferson davis: the man and his hour#jefferson davis#so many Things this book#jeff davis CANNOT tolerate the idea of other people existing on the same social status as him#apparently the whigs invented 'get the ball rolling'#the contrast between pre sarah daviss death and after. the wild military man v the prim austere icicle statesman.#whatever davis had going on with his brother that im sure gore vidal would've loved if he had the chance#jeff davis's extraordinarily testy and frankly childish pridefulness.#stephen douglas#john c breckenridge#franklin pierce#jefferson davis and his horrible no good life#with diarrhea and stomach issues; (eye) herpes#and other such miserable ailments#also i regret to say that i jumped seeing pictures of old jeff davis. “why does he look like a racist and a murderer.”#bitch he literally is THE racist and murderer.#rih
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why tf did my doctor sound so happy telling me that i probably have herpes
#me: *shows him the blisters*#him: oHHH WOWWWW!!!!! 😝😝😝😂 that is WEIRD!!!!! girrllllll looks like HERPES!!!!!!!! or some kind of VIRUS!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
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new snake :3
#we wont b getting him until we move but i am so excited for him#he's an old boy getting rehomed#baby: beep#(placeholder until we decide if we're keeping his old name)#i need more animals i am going insane. also i think im buying a prettier new house for sprout today from tarantulacribs#so i can use her old house for either a brazillian black or a mexican fire-leg juvenile#lays down on the floor. more ameenals..#i have cindy's old house too (i miss u bb girl u had a good lil jumpin spider life)#i could put another jumper in there OR an arboreal T sling#dear prospective job pls give me the higher paid position so i can support more pets thank u#on a related note if i DO get that position i'm probably going to have permission to start a small herp+invert ambassador animal collection#at the place#i'm literally so fucking excited about that prospect u have no idea#waaaauuuugh#i have a 40 gal waiting for mr beep which is apparently bigger than what he's in now#baby boy i will make u the nicest retirement home in the world#OH DID I MENTION HERE julia got me a t-crib medium coffin shaped#for a black widow :`)#her name is going to be Lady Jacqueline Tern and i'm in love with her already even tho she prob hasnt been born yet#all of this is dependent on getting these jobs and being able to move soon. pls manifest.#i might start a separate pet blog if it all works out
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