#you’re gonna get like herpes or something if you keep letting him do that bro

[kosmicsandshoes]

bro really just lets his freaky fuckin cat chew on him huh

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 6x16: “...And Then There Were None”

THEN: Rufus Turner, a friend of Bobby’s. Samuel’s been capturing and torturing monsters. He also sold Sam and Dean out. Dean threatens to kill him. Gwen Campbell. “Mother of All.”

Eve, scaring some poor sap.

And then kissing him! Wonderful.

“A mother would never abandon her children like he did. You'll see.” She’s not even trying to be subtle about this.

Oh no.

RIP Rick’s wife. Killed by Rick.

A buttload of monsters.

Interrogating Rick.

Poor dude killed his whole family without ever meaning to.

Dean, please. Stop checking out the Mother of All.

Bobby looks good suited up.

Rufus!

“It’s not rocket surgery.” I’ve always loved that line.

“Long as I get to drive.”

“Hell no.”

I love Rufus.

And I love that we got to see them working together!

Eww, that goo is so gross.

Even Sam and Dean love Rufus.

What a wonderful group! If only we could’ve seen more of these 4 together...

Gwen.

“Welcome to next time.”

“Sam, take Dean for a walk.” Aww Bobby.

“I'm not saying don't. I'm saying not yet.” Interesting.

“So you’re the guy pretending to be their father.”

“Well, somebody ought to.”

BACK OFF SAMUEL. 

YOU FUCKING TELL HIM, BOBBY.

Samuel, you goddamn dick. He immediately picks up on Sam not remembering anything; you know well he’s gonna use it against Sam.

“You don't know half the things that I know, kid.” BRO. YOU’RE REALLY GOING TO ADDRESS BOBBY AS ‘KID’?

Goddamn it, Gwen.

“Did Samuel really try to—”

“Kill me? Yes. He didn't even blink. That's the guy you're rolling with.”

“He didn't tell me anything about that. I didn't know.”

What would have Gwen done? Would she have left Samuel?

“Honestly, there's something I need to tell you.”

“What?” Gwen’s last word.

RIP Gwen Campbell. Killed by Dean. Deserved better.

Hell, at least Rufus tried.

“I’m sorry...if you care.”

“Screw you. I care.”

Ha.

Rufus seems more affected by Gwen’s death than Samuel, tbh.

Sam still has Christian in his contacts.

Rufus finds Dean.

“I'm not in the mood. I just had a 12-inch...Herpe crawl out of my ear.”

Even Dean seems more affected by Gwen’s death than Samuel.

Bobby’s plan: everyone turns in their guns.

Go on, Samuel.

How are Bobby and Rufus the only ones to try and make calls?

Dean is pissed.

“Relax. Bathroom break. So unless you want to hold it for me...” What a dick.

Omaha. I still don’t know what happened.

What exactly were they planning to do here?

“You fed us to Crowley.”

“True, but what am I gonna do about it now? Do I blame you for wanting to kill me? Of course not, Dean. What I did was...but I'm not apologizing.”

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE. THAT’S AT LEAST STEP 1.

OH SHIT, KHAN WORM.

Jesus, Samuel had time to set up traps.

Well crap.

“What you gonna do, son? You're not gonna shoot me. You got your soul back. You gonna shoot your own family?” DON’T PULL THOSE CARDS.

“You still want to know about your summer vacation? I'll tell you all about it. You're dying to know, huh?” You are such a prick.

“It’s all right Sam.” Samuel’s last words.

RIP Samuel Campbell. Killed by Sam. Death #2.

...and no worm is crawling out.

Bobby being happy to see Sam...then asking him to lower his weapon.

It’s no difference to Dean whether Samuel was possessed or not.

At least Sam now has the conscience to feel bad about this.

What would Mary say?

“You know what I think Mom would say? She'd say just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family. You got to earn that.” I think Dean’s right: She'd lament Samuel’s death, but lament his betrayal to her own sons more.

That cable looks so damn dangerous.

Is it really worth bringing up Omaha again??

“Bobby, I said we've had this conversation already. And you could blabber all day... and it wouldn't change a thing, Bobby. I will never forgive you for what happened. You got that? Never. So change the subject, Bob.”

:(

OOHHH SHIT.

GET IN THERE.

Shit.

Oof. There went the Khan Worm.

“This can't be my afterlife 'cause the three of you are here.” pfft.

Now where is the pesky little bugger?

Just noticing how Bobby’s hiding his harms.

Ooowww, this is hurting me.

“I got a damn pacemaker.” pfft.

“Since when do you got a pacemaker?”

“Since Bush Jr., term one. I'm down three toes, too, F.Y.I.”

hahaha I really do love Rufus.

“Just a second, whatever you are.”

“I’m Bobby.”

“Bobby, my ass.” Rufus’ last words.

:( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Why do you keep talking about herpes?”

“What? I don't. Shut up. Shut up.”

Yeah ya do, hon.

Ewww, monster voice.

Eve’s message. Real original:

“You're all gonna die. She's pissed. She's here. And it's gonna be nothing but pain for you from here on in.”

Time to get the worm out.

Sam can’t even watch. :(

STEP ON IT....or not, as it’s already dead. Gotcha.

I resent this fake out.

RIP Rufus Turner. Killed by Bobby. I’ll miss you so much.

Bobby tells the story of how they met.

“You know, I-I was just a job. I was Joe mechanic. Then my wife got possessed... went nuts on me. I stabbed her, and that didn't stop her. Next thing I knew, this guy comes busting in, soaks her with holy water, and sends that demon straight to Hell so fast. I'd have gone away for killing her. But... Rufus cleaned up everything. Taught me a thing or two about... what's really out there. Pretty soon, we were riding together. Worked like that for years, kind of like you two knuckleheads.”

“It was Omaha. It was my fault, and he never let it go.”

“Well he should have.”

“I mean at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We're gonna spend it wringing our hands?”

Dean’s got a point.

Clean slates for everybody, courtesy of Dean.

:(