#[*Wheeeeeeze*]

[honeybyte]

daily life of the Malady crew

[illusidy]

(( please forgive me for borrowing miss aerie for this (；・∀ ・) - ))

PLSSSSSSSSSSS OMGOSH BIBUWU 😂😭 Don't apologize, I love this so much ;LKJALKSDJFKASD

I'm smiling like an idiot rn 😭😭😭

[dnalt-d2]

WHERE IS PHILZA

[definitelynotshouting]

im in fear (/pos)

i have been getting a lot of screaming abt this chapter tbh, yeah

[kits-shrine]

"Very, but I'm fine, and you're fine any way you want to be. We're just getting expert help here," she answered. Once the house came into view, Ylva began calling Kit's name.

'An expert?' he looked over at the kitsune home and sputtered 'My love that body may be different but I am sure I can figure it out without others assistance.' he paused before adding in an amused tone 'Save yours of course.'

[undeadtoll]

I have to say, Doctor... I am very impressed by how you gathered such a following in just a certain amount of time. How exactly do you feel about it?

[witches-and-weirdos]

@estarion

"Uhm, well... you did get the most important one right..."

"The important thing is you tried." :)

So this is how a turn off feels...

[brunt-f-c-a]

I think we have accidentally convinced Tumblr we're dating which is hilarious lmaoooo

That spirit bomb post is starting to gain traction 😅

OMFG WE WHAT???

yesterday was crazy i have a bf now and rats/pos

[piplicious]

I like ur theme!! Also ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thank you😎😎😎 also SIGH. birdy i love you but even if someone were to produce milk on this blog (idk shit happens ig) i dont think itd be damien. youre the doctor here you must know better than anyone else that the conditions for lactation are simply not met ❌

HIS DAD ON THE OTHER HAND,

(thats what i think you meant judging by the timing of ur ask)

[fdelopera]

See now, THIS is the reason I'm still on Tumblr. Where else can I learn all the ways of climbing into a claw-foot bathtub without getting my socks wet, in case I ever need to body swap with a demon to avoid annihilation after preventing the end of the world.

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

[full-of-mercy]

Ah. You're waiting for him to eat you, then.

"Look. Just. Fucking-"

He's just about to light up a second cigarette. He's barely finished the one in his lips.

"-it doesn't fucking matter what I want or how I want it, it's-"

Yeah. He has his second smoke. He opts to light it with the cherry from the first, flicking the butt in the direction of the voice.

"It ain't my choice alone, it prob'ly ain't gonna happen either way, and for the love of Almighty God why does it matter to you?!"

[kits-shrine]

The large ‘dog’ gratefully lapped up the water.

She eyed him with a found smile before growing thoughtful and muttering to herself "If they just found you recently we'll need to take you to a vet to get checked out." Cyrene pet one of his ears "I bet dollars to donuts you're not fixed yet." with that particular thought in mind she gave him a final pat before heading back inside thinking how to broach the topic with the Missus of the house.

[witches-and-weirdos]

@estarion | Comments from this

"...........what?"

Three more seconds of thinking... OH

"No, I mean assholes, bad people, wastes of space, flaws of birth, you know. It doesn't matter if they actually have dicks."

Wow, she's never had to explain that one to anyone.

[somerandomdudelmao]

[tapakah0]

Imagine A flying scene with grown up Alcor and Oscar (Remember Adeona? "Little" flying dog or Marmors) Imagine like something happens and Oscars abandons Adeona or Alcor snatches him from it

[somerandomcockroach]

I am SO SOLD TO JAZZ/PROWL DYNAMIC with this fanfic (Domino Milkshake)

(EXUSE ME, it gave me more basics than I was able to find in briefs of info when I was searching, and it gave so much more interesting layers to them as characters, including early years in training in their department) AND HGPROHPOFP OH GOD okay my face pretty sure was stupid when I was reading every chapter