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Mxtx plots
TGCF: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
MDZS: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
SVSSS: the male lead will lose his shit, kill everyone, and destroy reality as we know it if he doesn't receive... *checks notes* ...gay love.
#a shitpost#please don't take this too seriously. lord knows i didn't.#shit posting is a compulsion#mdzs#tgcf#mo dao zu shi#svsss#tian guan ci fu#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#mxtx#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#cql#chen qing ling#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scum villain#scumbag system#scum villian self saving system
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this is how edling confessions during the camping trip go
#fma#please enjoy my poor editing skills <3#edling#ling yao#edward elric#greed fma#greedling#I had seen this meme slightly different before#but when I looked up edits of it they were all formatted like this one#so i guess that's what im going with!#fma posting#I love when greed decides to be ling's wingman#he's got nothing better to do. might as well entertain himself with his bodymate's love life
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Never gonna live that down.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan jingyi#jin ling#Surprise comic for today because this was cut from the previous comic.#And I'm so close to finishing season 2! I want to post my final comics and celebrate!#I imagine they (the juniors) hold the stabbing incident over Jin Ling's head for years. Akin to a funny typo in the group chat.#The stabbing is his Grink. Every time JL and WWX are seen interacting someone makes a teasing remark.#“I'm going to go ask Wei Wuxian what he thinks about our night hunt plans.” “Okay! Don't stab him ^-^.”#I also imagine WWX eventually leaning into it. A little bit of teasing to let it be known that there are no hard feelings.#LWJ (the funniest guy ever) would bide his time. Waiting for it to die down.#Then launch devastating blow as he joins in with “Wei Ying is in the courtyard. Please refrain from stabbing him today.”#Modern AU juniors would be brutal with the group chat lore. The pinned messages is a hall of fame and a hall of shame.#Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is sacred.#And poor jin ling is too reactionary. He is the ideal target because he flusters in a funny way.#I (the punchline friend) know my role well. I have been at the epicenter of many memorable typos and on-going bits.#You have to embrace it. Reverse it on them. Wield it as your power. Edit your messages to INCLUDE the typo.#(Fellow punchlines; I would *love* to hear your stories. Your jestery burdens. Your infamous typos. This is a safe space.)
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Long Yaoi or wtv his name is
#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fma brotherhood#ling yao#fmab#i cant stand him#someone please put him into a bender
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true romance
#word of honor#wenzhou#wen kexing#zhou zishu#shan he ling#look mom I made a gif#h8 that this is a crackpost but#the scene is lowkey so aesthetically pleasing
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share with jiujiu
#THE NEW ARTTTTTTTTT#UWUEUEUEEUUEYEEUUEEUU HELLO#im back i got revived with new art THEYRE MATCHING#big puppy little puppy…….catch me crying on the floor#in the corner im rocking back and forth#if nothing else at least these two will always have my back i trust them#jc Please im ready to be recruited as a nephew#jc looks at me like im a bug and i blink big eyes at him and we have a moment (←insane)#art tag#mdzs#jiang cheng#jin ling#jin ling and his jiujiu#fairy
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POV: you work at a movie theater and you see these 3 approach you
commissions!
#link click#shiguang daili ren#barbie movie#barbie movie meme#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#qiao ling#link click season 2#link click spoilers#kinda#my art#art#fanart#memes#time trio#can they be called the time trio please#its lu guover#<-- got that from bri
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my very specific prediction for the upcoming AITA video: he'll open by explaining that last week on the gaming channel he had an 'AITA' moment himself [insert clips from the dan eye incident here]
then he'll lead into the vid by saying something like "and that inspired me to ask you all for your 'am I the hole' moments", and only then will he bring up that this time, he asked for specifically dating/love-related stories, leaving us to piece together that the intro is a dating/love related story via the maxim of relevance
#val comes out of hiding#comparing the intro and the rest of the vid like pointing out congruent angles in similar triangles#it's perfect bc it's not a hard launch but it could be. if you wanted to write a formal proof explaining why#we've had tons of phan 'proof' essays. where's the phan 'mathematics/logic-style formal proof' doc hmmmmmm#he modus on his ponens til they conclude. or whatever#dnp send you a hard launch confirmation in the mail after you successfully defend your proof#please ignore that grice's maxims are not formal logic they are pragmatics i'm trying to be funny#pragmatics my beloved cover your ears i'm so sorry#phan#amazingphil#fun fact. this post took me like 1+1/2 hours to write because i got lost in the Linguistic Rabbit Hole again whoops#ling shit
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This was meant to be a birthday pic now that we have an official date, but it's too hot to exist so I finished it just now orz
Happy belated birthday Jinnie! Keep showing your titties around! Pinned post (with commission infos and where you can find me)! Bonus: Bonus: you've heard of Feral Peen Kyo, get ready for Unhinged Vaajay Xiao✨
#tekken#tekken 8#jin kazama#ling xiaoyu#hwoarang#xiaojin#xiaojinhwoa#my drawings#sketch#fanart#fanarts#do not tag as kin please
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This isn't what it looks like.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Yes this is supposed to parallel the last boy patting tournament.#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived and he is *not* pleased with this turn of events.#I'm just so glad we have wen ning (baby boy) back. To bad he's about to lose his opportunity for pets#WWX has two hands!!! LWJ just wants Both.#and listen. Both of them are massive perpetrators for hating the fact that they want things.#Adult Wangxian is about having the maturity to communicate with your partner and know your own wants and needs#teenxian would never work out because they would self-identify as 'low maintence partners' and then fail to communicate anything.#Love and peace to the teenxian lovers but if they actually dated in that era it would last a *month* at best.#Drunkji makes me a little sad because we want him to be that honest *sober* but he will get there. He will get there....#Normally I would skip a day and not post if I was this late but I'm feeling whimsical#I had a blast with this one! Having fun with the layout was...well...fun!
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Hey by the way if anyone tries to deny Kabru is a judgy bitch I’ll send you the panels of him calling everyone worthless
Respect his duality he’s a good boy who genuinely wants the best for everyone but also thinks he has to do everything himself despite being the Least Qualified Ever because no one else lives up to his standards
He doesn’t even want to look at monsters but oh well every single other person is a piece of shit let’s go get my friends killed over and over again
He’s interesting BECAUSE he’s not one dimensional Good Pure Boy all the time, he’s a judgy manipulative little shit who will eat monsters if it gets him towards his goals, which are “nobody should be killed by monsters actually” and “i want to know what the fuck is going on”
He coulda had ONE honest conversation with Laios and known literally everything about him, Laios has never met a filter
But Kabru was raised for a good chunk of his life (6-18) by Milsiril, and for all he believes elves can never understand short lived people… he picked up the whole “I must be secretive and always conceal my own motivations”
He only breaks under literally the most intense high pressure situation he’s likely to see in his life, which along with being the potential goddamn apocalypse is also a rehashing of All Of His Personal Trauma oh and also Every Suspicion He Ever Had About This One Guy
He’s not more honest because he’s an honest person, he’s more honest because he forgot how sentences work when he finally caught Laios and doesn’t have the bandwidth to play the constant 4D chess in his head that underpins his EVERY INTERACTION WITH EVERYONE EVER until Marcille takes the lion
Kabru’s a pretty good person, with extremely good motivations and goals.
He’s a manipulative son of a bitch who will do anything, anywhere, anytime, to meet those goals, and spends a solid chunk of his time and energy on reading people so he can be someone they like… regardless of his own feelings.
He’s the living The Good Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few, and solidly puts himself in with “the few” by doing shit he hates because he thinks it’ll help.
Isn’t that more interesting than “oh he would never manipulate anyone, he’s so nice and good all the time”?
#kabru dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#this was supposed to be short but i am buzzing so#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#also tbh why kabumisu has me by the throat#kabru’s sacrificed himself on the altar of his goals for so ling#long even#becoming everything for everyone so they like him and don’t get in his way#he Needs to get back in touch with himself#and stop becoming whoever his latest target will like#and mithrun could not give less of a fuck who kabru is if he tried#which is why kabru can finally drop the act and just be himself while they’re alone in the dungeon#he’s not trying to read and anticipate mithrun half as much as he does laios and That Is Actually So Much Better For His Mental Health#like yes boy give up on trying to please people#it’s a fucking endless pit get you a man who doesn’t give a shit and will tell you not to too#and then even when kabru stopped trying to be someone mithrun would like#that sneaky fuck won mithrun over anyway and THAT is why they are OTP shit
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It seems everything is changing. If death cannot be avoided, then it might be better to face it now.
#anime#gif#link click#shiguang daili ren#shi guang dai li ren#qiao ling#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#link click spoilers#what does that mean#is lu guang a time traveler?#maybe but why he accepted death so easily?#why is better to face it NOW? uhmm...#maybe in a previous timeline cheng is the one who died#that fourth gif very sus#please watch this#it's so good
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omg its him (again)
#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#ling yao#fmab#the lingrot its real#please help me#imagine having him as your fav characters#its a nightmare
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The heavenly realm has a subtotal of a quadrillion braincells and all of them are Ling Wen's.
#whatever they're paying her is NOT enough#heard she did some crimes but I think they should just let her do whatever she wants#some light tax fraud and murder#as a little treat#(no spoilers please)#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#ling wen
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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art i did for @fanfictiongreenirises’ fic Be Careful What You Wish For for the @mdzsbigbang :D there are 2 jiang chengs so its double the whump please check it out 🙇 +doodles under the cut !
bonus scribbles because i found baby jc so joyous and everyones dynamics were so fun ^_^)🫶
#moon is that a dead jc . ummmmm he gets better ?#I HAD SUCH FUN WORKING ON THIS .u have no idea#baby jc u will live in my heart forever#oughhgg head full with adult jc and baby jc interactions jc i wish u joy but your misery is funnier (affectionate)#anyway this fic changed me .now im more insane about jc than before#please read it ! please enjoy !#art tag#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yunmeng shuangjie#jin ling#mdzs big bang#fic
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