#[ yes yes BDE ]

[athenepromachos]

Augustasm time 💋♥️🥵🍆🍆

(All credit @babycavill for an Augustastic vid)

[ef-1]

So I am what they call a DTS fan I got into F1 during lockdown cause I watched DTS because all I knew at that point was Lewis Hamilton (because I was a big PCD girlie back in the day) but like even just the short clips of Daniel driving were so incredible to me that I went back and watched a lot of his older races and read a lot about his career and 2021 was the year he got Monza win so I truly was convinced that he still had it in him to fight for a championship but he’d just been unlucky with Red Bull not prioritizing him, and basically was building Renault up by himself, and then it was so obvious that McLaren wasn’t supporting him the way he needed especially after so many people talking about how the McLaren is hard to drive (and comparing how Sainz struggled with the Renault but not the McLaren so Daniel was probably going to have the opposite problem)

Idk I think it’s a mix of genuine talent, the hard work he puts in, the fact that he is pretty personable, but also that he has this similar hunger that you do see in drivers like Lewis, Schumi, Alonso (unfortunately), Seb etc (like no hate to the younger drivers I know they also have the same goal but it just doesn’t seem the same now that I’ve had the time to deep dive into Formula 1 the last couple years) it’s just like a different beast they have inside them

That was a long ramble lol

you hit every note!!!

[pinkrelish]

am i being stupid? what does ‘bdf’ mean lol?

not stupid! it's my shorthand for bets, deals, and favors!eddie.

[jlf23tumble]

in my professional gay slut opinion and vast experience, the biggest dicks always comes from where you least expect it. like that one average height skinny dude that would never make u do a double take. and judging from louis’ unassuming confidence and the way he carries himself….i know it’s big i KNOW it. we have seen those comic strips boxers. also, from the way harry tucks so easily and prettily and the way those women’s jeans fit him i wouldn’t say he’s the most well endowed.

A COUNTERPOINT I CAN GET BEHIND! GodDAMMIT, rip to me and my iconic post I deleted about the proof of Louis's huge dick. Sigh. If only I had known how handy it would come in, if only I wasn't so scared about Tumblr's big takedown at the time

[real-jaune-isms]

The answer is yes.

But we’re swooning in spite of that deeply fucked up sense of self worth and worthiness to be loved. The rizz is just too good.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

I just need Elia Kane to choke me a little, you know?

[midnightactual]

Yoruichi's latest performance in the Seireitei was... unconventional, to say the least. The stage which had been assembled for it blew up, for one thing—a thousand fireworks flying into the sky all at once as it was immolated in a ridiculously fiery Hollywood-style gasoline explosion. The speakers though, hardened, survived and remained unmoved.

Amidst the cacophony, the trundling of tank treads would surely go largely unheard until her Chieftain emerged from the conflagration, blasting yet more sparkling fireworks from its one-time smoke dispensers as music visibly pulsed through the smoke from the static speakers. Atop the hull, astride the main gun, stood Yoruichi herself with microphone in hand. Behind her, on the turret, were arrayed Bambietta, Tatsuki, Lisa, and most abashedly of all Nanao.

She promptly launched into a spirited rendition of "In The Gotei", working her crowd!

[preraphaeliteknight]

the fact that joseph went booty calling/texting taylor….major bde 🤭

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and he wasn't gonna miss now was he 😏

[athenepromachos]

For all Geralt fans out there ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[lempippeli]

pretty privilege is many things. maybe you have seen yourself in body positive art maybe you dont need to bc your body is already worshipped.

being ugly is never included. wanting to kill yourself because you are a fucking joke, comic relief or something.

bad person does something and has 'ugly' qualifications, it is okay to make fun of him. (this millionaire had hair transplant lets laugh and comment on it)

[elmaxlys]

What it says: "le président du BDE"

What it means: Student Council President (BDE = Bureau des élèves)

What I keep reading instead: Big Dick Energy President

[sonodaten]

*CUES UP INTO FREE*

[ID: Screenshot of a tweet by Hideaki Itsuno, quoting the official Dragon’s Dogma post about the 11/28 livestream special. He says: “Tomorrow, we will officially announce the release day.”]

[official-penis-posts]

Official This Is Why My Jaw Is Sore Post

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

[athenepromachos]

😃😃😃😃😃

[tonycries]

Tony!! Who in JJK do you think would be the hardest to ehem ~take~

I love love loooove ranking JJK men, so from hardest to not so hard to have him in your anonussy:

Sukuna - TWO?? AND NOT ONLY TWO MAN'S LIKE 8 FEET TALL HE COULD WIELD THAT THING LIKE A WEAPON 😭😭 Good thing it's spooky season because I'm sorry bby but you are NOT making it out alive 👻

Toji - Never understood why Gege needed to have him use a sword when he can just use that massive schlong

Nanami - See I wasn't sure whether I should have him as third or fourth because yes, it's massive but he also takes suuuuch good care of you so I feel like it wouldn't even be all that hard to take ykwim 😵‍💫 Either way 10000/10 have my children.

Gojo - Has the BDE to back up his ego, I fear. Only reason he lost against Sukuna is because it was dragging along the battlefield too much and was a distraction.

Choso - Big dick Choso that doesn't know what to do with it yesyesyes 😋😋 He'd be saurrrr sweet about it tho, all pouty and whiny 😩

Geto - he won't be hard to take because I'm the one putting it in.

[v-for--valentine]

Quite a few people, actually

I'm hijacking this post to talk about how much i love my friends

@hourglass-doll @tm0g @moth-lover-not-mother @the-river-is-right-there-chopper @terrencetheshark13 get loved idiots, seeing y'all on my dash makes my day palpably better. I love and chersh all of you and and you're all great. Glassy, i love watching anime with yiu. Tammy, i love having those deep conversations late at night. Mothy and River and Terry, i love seeing y'all tag me in stuff or reblogging whatever i had on my blog at the time

and also my beautiful lovely wonderful girlfriend who i love ver yvery deeply

Is there a person in your life who makes everything feel better when you're with them?