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Starving and wasting away etc etc
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Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#wonder woman#dc#my art#mine#bruce#clark#diana#i will not make him a sugar fiend but. he is a donut guy. also#it is funny to think of him stopping in some random late night cafe in the full getup#and watching him chow down on donuts he ordered while he waits for drinks#the powdered sugar ruins his vibe so he waits until after patrol to get them#u just KNOW there was one time where he had an alert as soon as he got his food#and he and dick had to grapple walls w munchkins in their mouth#i dont want to write him as food motivated....but he can be bargained with if you have a favorite meal or snack of his#virtually every team member and robin knows this#and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time
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good ol days
#arcane#viktor#jayce#jayvik#vikjayce#admin draws#fanart#forgot to post this (cause i wasnt happy with it) but i might as well.#before the new season drops fucking TOMORROW.#is everyone ready. im not.#doublepost tonight bc i forgot and because well its been kind of dry lately hasnt it huh. uni kicking my ass#so funny how the part im most happy with in this is still jayces hand on the left lololol#i loooove mixing a thin brush and a thick blotty one its so fun. even if you cant see it that much here as u can in some other ones
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makes a to do list. gets too stressed to start on it before it’s waaaaay to late (ohno!!)
#it’s not even funny or like maybe it’s so ridiculous that it is idk#the deadline is today#I had 2 weeks and I have barely done anything#and now I’m going to return it late and it will be a miracle if it’s any good#why did I do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#studyblr#bookblr#booklr#books#study#reading#aesthetic#read#book#chaotic academia#dark academia#march 2024#2024
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As promised, a bunch of sketches I did in free time. Obsessed is an understatement.
#BBC Musketeers#The Musketeers#Annamis#Aramis#Anne of Austria#The Three Musketeers#René d'Herblay#Santiago Cabrera#Alexandra Dowling#I AM so obsessed again#it's not even funny#i love my boy#as you can see#so feral I'm watching all the fanedits on yt#uhhhh#it's been some time since I actually draw (aside of one thing i did for work last week)#like since March?#I'm artblocking a lot lately#mine#sketchy#art#this composition is wack#please forgive me#*goes back to being feral abut Aramis and Anne*
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IMAGINE GIVING SUB!ART HEAD WHILE HE IS DRIVING
(I know we have never interacted but I binge read all of your mike faist characters fics and I’m obsessed with your blog so forgive me for intruding)
three hours, cross-state, is hardly a lengthy roadtrip, but you and art make it feel like one. packing snacks and making playlists for the ride. it's not often that you two will travel within the state; there have always been more occasions that require the two of you to fly. so, it's only natural for this to be treated like a fun little adventure.
almost like a date.
art's got a tournament tomorrow afternoon on the west side, yet he still insisted on being the one to drive.
after about an hour and a half, the songs start to loop back around in the mix and the lull of the highway's soft rumbling against the wheels makes the blonde's lids start to droop. it's warm inside the vehicle as the trees and fields of grass go by, and that only makes it harder to stay conscious.
and when you say something to art to try to get his attention, and he nearly jolts upright in his seat, you know you have to do something to try to keep him awake..
"baby.." you say, giving him a look that says 'cmon now'.
he sighs, blinking and trying to shake the sleepiness from his head.
".. 'm fine, i'm fine.." he tries to protest, fighting your gentle but accusatory expression. he fails. he yawns.
the sight of his tousled golden curls hanging over his forehead, and his strong hands gripping the steering wheel, is all it takes for you to start readjusting in the passenger seat.
you give a soft tug to your seatbelt to coax it to give you more range of motion, and then you're leaning over the empty cupholders between your body and his to start undoing the tie on his loose joggers.
art chuckles weakly and flushes tomato-red all over his cheeks, his gaze darting rapidly from your head hovering above his lap to the windshield.
"woah, woah," he breathes out, "i.. you don't have to do that. and isn't it a little illegal..?"
you smirk, grabbing onto the sides of his pants and pulling them down his hips to reveal just the top half of his boxers. just enough to get ahold of what you crave.
"do you want me to stop?" you speak softly and slowly, lifting your head up to look to his aqua blue irises. his pupils are massively blown, you notice them right away. he's already tenting in his briefs.
art swallows thickly. and then he shakes his head.
you nod, chuckling, and look back down to the last piece of clothing between your skin and his.
"ive got you, babe," you whisper, "just keep your eyes on the road and try not to get us in a wreck, yeah?"
he nods wearily, and a small jolt of his hips follows suit.
you pull down his boxers just enough to let his heavy parts spring out, and then you're leaning in to engulf his throbbing tip in your mouth.
art can't stop it-- he immediately lets out a guttural moan, low in his chest as his face crumples with the pleasure of feeling your soft, wet mouth suckle on his cock. one of his hands shakily reaches down from the steering wheel to affectionately rub over your upper back and neck.
"Ouungh— fuh-fuck..." he whines softly.
you hum around him encouragingly, beginning to bob your head up and down as you feel him swell over your tongue.
his back arches up from the seat, and his hand on your body tightens to fist at the fabric of your top like he's gonna burst.
"mmmph- mhmmm- mhmmm-" you moan around him. he groans, his eyes rolling back into his head, and he starts to needily buck his hips as you suck him in the exact way that always drives him crazy.
in the middle of taking him to the back of your throat, an involuntary hum of surprise is pulled from your chest as you feel the car swerve sharply.
you give a few playful but corrective pats to the side of one of his thighs, and he moans before he mumbles out a rushed 's-sorry, sorry'.
your tongue curls around his shaft, licking up the precome that's mixing thickly with your sticky spit, and you swear that you hear a couple stitches in your shirt tear as he pulls at it and shudders.
his eyes are on the road, but art's mind is wholly consumed by you and everything that you're doing to him. how is it possible for one person to know all of his weak-spots? everything that makes him want to spill down into your tummy as you milk him dry?
his thoughts of disbelief are cruelly interrupted when you begin to suck him faster, hollowing your cheeks and lapping at the underside of his cockhead as your palm strokes the base.
he lurches forward in his seat with a pained whimper right before his legs start to shake; his muscles tensing all over as he tries not to close his eyes and risk running the car off the highway.
"ohhh, shit, hah—please, i'm almost—“ he fucks into your mouth gently, waves of hot aching pleasure building up from his gut as he spares a few looks down into his lap where your head moves earnestly.
you don't hesitate; stroking and laving your mouth over him lovingly and passionately, making sure to hum around him in an effort to send some vibrations up through his pulsing length. you squeeze your eyes shut.
art can't hold back anymore. he just cant.
he's nearly curled over the wheel when his hips jerk once, twice, three times, and then he's crying out as he calls out your name and comes.
it gushes past your adoring lips, glazing them for just a moment before you swallow him down and let the walls of your throat squeeze around his cock.
your boyfriend is sobbing softly with overstimulation and ecstasy, writhing in the driver's seat. your hand only continues to move relentlessly though, stroking his oversensitive shaft and cupping his balls as he chokes on his words.
"oh, please," he whimpers out, fingers still tightly grasping onto your shirt, maybe even harder than before. his toes curl in his court-scuffed sneakers, and he slurs out an assortment of 'too much' and 'so sensitive' and 'i'm done'.
you slurp up his leaking parts and pull yourself off with a soft pop and smack of your lips, grinning as you sit up and look to his dazed expression; chest heaving, legs shaking, eyes lidded. his hand leaves your back to return to the wheel, but you dont miss the way it trembles against the worn leather.
your clean hand reaches up to push back his blonde locks, and he squeezes the steering wheel as he struggles to gain his bearings back. a chuckle leaves your saliva-slicked lips, and you lean in close to his ear as he pants like a puppy.
"you still sleepy?" you whisper lowly.
all art can manage is a soft shiver and a moan, but he shakes his head the best he can.
"good."
safe to say he drove the rest of the way to the destination without so much as a whiff of being tired. the only thing that bothered him during the remainder of the journey was the smug look on your face, and the way his half-hard dick wouldn't go down (no matter how much he tried not to think about your touch).
#🩷 - thirsts#heyyyy ! ! <33#pls intrude im always so down for sub art ideas#hes my muse fr#by the way this is so incredibly late it isnt even funny and im srry abt that ..#i need to suck his dick#right now#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson smut
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smth so good abt labru besides the obvious thing (narrative foils) is also the fact that laios is such an open book / wears his heart on his sleeve and honest down to earth guy that he just loops back around to being unpredictable . like the fuckin, “its not even a monster??” laios fav food reveal is such a funny bit because like . okay. its hilarious that kabru who’s whole thing is being able to read people super well and remember all these details abt them is just so utterly blind when it comes to laios. hes like shooting a dart everywhere and it hits the general direction but at the same time the trajectory is just so off because laios does something bizarre that kabru has to reorient his chart of “stuff abt laios touden” and scramble things around. its like a game. a flow chart of . whatever the fuck
basically Kabru, the guy who knows everything there is to know about everyone. V.S this enigma who isn’t even that mysterious just autistic and easily misunderstood
#its so damn funny#Kabrus LAIOS MANUAL (WIP) (Still Ongoing)#like of course the more he encounters him the more he starts to understand and like#Kabru constantly updates what he knows abt everyone and everything . he is the up to dater. for normal reasons#but its so funny to me that even tho the stuff laios does makes sense . to me. its still like hey man what was that. to kabru#im so good at wording things and this probably makes like only 80% of sense#it is late and i probably should sleep#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#laios touden#labru#theyre so hilarious to me . absurd people . i need them inside a printing press#a paper shredder. even
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foundations of decay
#revolutionary girl utena#utenanthy#utena tenjou#anthy himemiya#rgu#shoujo kakumei utena#sku#yuri#ive been listening to so much mcr lately its not even funny. so many 40 hr work weeks#get up coward!#this was supposed to be a fast color sketch then i painted it and it became a less fast color sketch#ayilings#2024#id in alt#blood
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woah
#lately ive really been liking phoenica as a character actually#shes very childish and doesnt really have a full understanding of things#because shes 12#yknow. understandable#but shes always so kind#even to people who dont deserve it#and shes an amazing friend to both trixie and molly#but i thought it was funny she seems like the kind of person to be shocked at herself for calling someone a meanie head#so here#epithet erased#epithet erased fanart#phoenica fleecity#my art
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shaded citadel
#guess what game i've been playing way too much lately!#rain world#rain world fanart#rw monk#lumi's swag art#it would be so funny if it turns out this actually isn't shaded citadel#cause i did Not check i just drew a random screenshot i had lying around#anyway. rain world fun. even if it took like 10 years off my life expectancy to beat it the first time#and it will probably keep taking more
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🐈 with izuku midoriya pretty please
Deku with his kitten hybrid. You act so aloof sometimes it makes him want to be a bit mean to you. Just to see if he can make you react.
So he'll tug at your tail to make you hiss at him, mess up your hair right after you groom yourself just to make you sigh, and his favorite option: fucking you until you cry.
He knows his dick is big. He knows you're a tiny little thing, and yet somehow you still try so desperately not to let him know it's a struggle for you to take him.
So he'll make you take his dick until you feel him in the back of your throat, his hand in your hair as he presses your face into the mattress. When you start to cry his balls ache. "There you go, was that so hard? If you stop being a fucking brat I'll help you cum."
It makes you nod through your tears, and then his massive fingers are toying with your clit, slippery with your juices (cause even when he's mean he feels so good).
Making you cum for him though? That's the best reaction he can get.
#izuku x reader#izuku midoriya x reader#izuku midoriya#izuku smut#deku smut#deku x reader#tw hybrids#jasmina writes 🌸#asks ♡#this is so late its not even funny but here you go
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*sees a girl with heavy eyeliner*
My brain: oooh marlene mckinnon core
*sees a Queen/Bowie vinyl*
My brain: Sirius Black vibes!!!
*sees strawberry cupcakes*
My brain: so Lily Evans coded!!
*sees a rat*
My brain: PETER?????
#for legal reasons im not drunk but ive texted half my friends about it so#in my brain the PETER??? is shouting which rn feels funny#GOSH I GOTA GO TO SLEEP#its not even late but#yk what screw ‘for legal reasons’ no police ofucer is on tumbrl. i had an aperol and it was HEAVY#the fact that i texted half my friends about this proves i need to get a lufe#*life#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#sirius black#marlene mackinnon#lily evans#peter pettigrew
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DAY 103(123): miscellaneous practice beasts
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#isat spoilers#(looks at the number discrepancy between days passed and days drawn) AUGH#im so sorry for my absence gamers i have been beaten horrendously by artblock and lack of schedule#i miss drawing for this blog.....i havent been drawing much at all lately frankly its so depressing its not even funny#i was so excited for artfight and ive done one attack. augh#i feel really bad abt not posting here like actually#but better to post something small and random than nothing at all i suppose#um anyways also sorry for posting this at 11:50 again. even when i have no obligation to post i only draw at like 11 pm through 4 am
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
#batman#spider-man#i always think its so fucking funny when every justice league adaption goes 'he isnt a team player' like#he's been in so many different variations of the justice league its not even funny#autumn could start late and this man would have a team assembled#meanwhile mr friendly neighborhood over here has probably engaged in fisticuffs with every marvel character in existence#because they rightfully looked at him funny#one of my favorite panels in his avengers run is him throwing wolverine out of an UnBreakable window because he called mj dimwitted#also that superman/spider-man crossover where peter broke his hands trying to punch him into submission#i was gonna say this man would punch his own reflection if it looked at him funny but considering the clone saga exists#he basically has
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I've only recently started having my own thoughts about Emanator!Sampo and I think my favorite version of this is that he is technically an Emanator, it's just that he doesn't talk about it because Aha is a dick who only blesses people that don't want it and Sampo hates it here dkjxkdkdck
Aha blessed the Mourning Actors! A whole faction of people who have specifically made it their life's mission to resist Elation! THEY made a literal worm THEIR Emanator just to see if it would be accepted into the Genius Society! And when it wasn't, Aha just as easily killed it and tossed it aside! So I feel like there is a good possibility that Aha looked down at Sampo, this little oddball who doesn't seem to even like Epsilon or a lot of the Masked Fools and was like.
Hey.
You know what would be really really funny.
And I feel like being an Emanator wouldn't even be a plus for Sampo, because of how he operates. Sampo excels at blending in; he managed to smuggle himself onto a planet
that had been isolated for 700 years,
with only one (1) single city on it,
and going even further, he snuck himself into the Underground,
where the population is even more sparse,
and STILL. Not a single accusation of him being an alien! Not even after the Astral Express lands and proves that interstellar space travel is possible! Sampo is so thoroughly ingrained into Belobog that yeah, some people admit they don't know his origins, but none of it ever comes with the question of whether he actually is a Belobog native or not. Sampo knows exactly how to blend himself into his surroundings in the most subtle way possible. And being an Emanator, something far more powerful than any normal human or Pathstrider could ever hope to be, would only throw in a massive extra variable for him. Sampo would have to be so so careful to keep a lid on his Emanator traits, to keep up the appearance of being totally normal and average at all times. It doesn't help him at all.
And this part is pure indulgence, but I love taking Aha's closeness with mortals, and THEIR tendency to take human form, and twisting it into a case of THEM using Sampo as a vessel.
I want Aha to look at Sampo the same way all of us look at Sampo. A chew toy. A plaything. Something to shove through the meat grinder. Aha thinks Sampo is hilarious and a funny, silly little guy, and THEY want to put him in Situations just to see what he does. Sampo is not a fan.
This though, this is what makes Sampo so wildly entertaining as a vessel. Because Aha knows that Sampo does not want to be a vessel, does not even want to be an Emanator, and THEY find it SO much fun to watch the mental gymnastics he has to pull to convince himself he's ok with it, this is fine actually, because he's not exactly about to tell off a literal god. He doesn't feel like getting a smiting today, please and thank you.
Because squeezing yourself into a human vessel is so different than merely adopting a human disguise, there's already a human soul in there, it's kind of a tight fit. If Sampo doesn't make room, doesn't all but dissociate right out of his own body, it could cause. Consequences.
And so, Aha always gives a warning, just to watch him squirm.
It begins with the sound of bells.
Just little ones, at first. Small, clinking little sounds that could even be considered nice. Something almost gentle, like a wind chime in a pleasant breeze on a warm day. This is the signal for the countdown.
Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Makes himself as small as possible within his own body.
The bells rise and multiply, tinkling wind chimes give way to sleigh bells, to shopkeepers bells, the sound of something inevitable approaching, something entering.
Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Dilutes himself, weaker and weaker concentrations.
The bells rise and rise, multiply and multiply, celebration and tragedy resonating in the sound of church bells, ringing bright and loud, the sounds of weddings and funerals both the same.
Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Becomes like smoke, like vapor. Hollows himself out.
Empty, empty, empty until he echoes, like a bell, like something with the sole purpose of being shaken and rattled around, a thing to be struck, the sounds jarring and punched out and gasping and piercing the air, the lung, the eardrum.
Sampo breathes in.
Beaten he rings, bashed in he sings.
Aha breathes out.
#sampo koski#hsr sampo#hsr aha#emanator!sampo#emanator sampo#hsr#honkai star rail#my fics#pardon me I've been listening to a lot of kara kara kara by kikuo lately dkxjkskdmd#I really like Emanator Sampo theories and even think canon is pointing that way- assuming he isn't just Aha in disguise#but I also like Sampo being a pathetic little guy. a squeaky toy. just a little dude.#and thus. this skzjnskdkd#an Emanator but pathetic about it haha#stringing Sampo up like a piñata so I can beat him with the possession angst stick ☆#he just has a lot of personality. Sampo is very bright and vibrant and distinctive-#-and always perfectly in control of himself to put on the best show.#so I think it's most jarring to see him dissociate- to see him go completely still and quiet just trying to breathe and settle#breate and settle breathe and settle breathe and settle#until he looks distant and hazy and goes unresponsive. until he feels like he is barely within his own body.#aha thinks this is funny#sampo tells himself he does too because it's easier that way#(shaking hands with Aha and Sparkle as I too like to mess with Sampo and put him in situations snkzjsjdkd)
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fantasy au whiteboard scribbles <3
#the brainrot has been. SO severe lately you guys dont even Know#its insanely funny to me picturing sally accidentally setting things on fire#She's Simply 1) Made Of Fire & 2) Made Of Fire#poppy's poor tail... sally absolutely tells her that she put it over the campfire when she turned around#ohhhh a Thought... writing it down for future use#another thing that entertains me is the 'wally reverted into puppet form' arc#its full of dramatic irony <3 its so silly <3#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#OH THIS WAS FROM WHITEBOARDING WITH MIGUEL AGAIN! INDIGOPOPTART! GO LOOK AT THAT BLOG RN!#but. yk. a 'trope' in art that i absolutely Adore#is when character's faces / upper torso is blacked out in shadow bc they're just That fucking incensed / Experiencing Emotion#ITS CATNIP TO ME!!!!
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me when the towers are broken or smth idk
#a bit shy abt posting these because i wanted it to look cool but i obviously gave up midway shsjkaa#but i must share third eye tower propaganda ♡ i think it matches so well with my broken since his hair covers his face#but tower's eye forces her face to always be exposed#god im so feral abt these two it's not even funny they're all i wanna draw lately#no one gets them like i do!!!!!!!!!!!! <- hates their route#apotheosis/fury expansion save me. save me apotheosis/fury expansion#slay the princess#the tower#voice of the broken#♡. scribbles
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