#[ they r little homies... ]

[anto-pops]

I like to think about sitting down in the Great Hall after you get to Hogwarts and Sebastian is all “Holy shit the new fifth year is so hot, I wonder if we’ll have classes together, Ominis should I go talk to them what do I do” but the MC is literally zoned out staring at a wall cause they just escaped death like 3 separate times and watched a man get eaten alive like-

[davy-zeppeli]

no comment

[silvershoe]

work friends are like. im 20 and my work friends are two high school girls and a 36 year old gay man

[neige-leblanche]

check out this pattern

[loverboybitch]

me n chloe have been doing this thing where we pretend to knuckle punch each other in the face all the time.//.

[lord-shitbox]

i got my hands on the manga and character databook. feel like someones gonna come to my house to kill me about the wiki but it must be done

[pear1ridge-a]

tate is so so clingy w the people he cares about

[constellection]

❝ god, you are so CUTE, it’s not fair!!! ❞ - Nowi to someone of your choosing.

"Aw, thank you!!" The small princess of Nohr gave a wide, beaming smile and a little giggle.

"But you're just as cute, you know!! I love your hair-bow-thingie! It makes you look so festive! Just like you belong right in Embla~!" Elise gave her a wide grin, her eyes sparkling at the prospect of hanging out with someone roughly her age.

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

[natcatnhanh]

my Apple Pencil exploded so I have to resort to desperate measures to draw my Honjo/Jiro ship art

[jinkiezzsstuff]

ok I HAD to say smth ab human!reader x lucifer…

okkk so yk that one tiktok audio and it’s like

readers friend : why r u sitting in a circle of salt???

reader: my bfs a demon and i’m mad at them :3

lucifer: YOU CANT SIT IN THAT RING OF SALT FOREVER!

like that’s IMMEDIATELY what I thought of lol

that’s perfect for him literallyyyy brilliant comparison zudeeee

like he’s prideful, he’s the king of hell homies not afraid to flaunt the power he’s got, then he rises from the depths of hell to see reader and they’ve stunted him with a ring of salt? seriously bruised ego there.

not to mention the way the reader can use that to their advantage, oh luci coming for night of frisky fun? nahhhh the beds surrounded by salt, your smug ass is just loving in power you and salt got against him. such strong power in such a little item lmaoo

[stars-and-guts]

SAME. THEYRE MY ORIGIN STORY INTO THE ABYSS AND I WILL ALWAYZ LOVE THEM FOR IT

xingyun makes me so nostalgic somehow... they were the ship that got me into genshin

[thoughtsforsoob]

you’re frustrated because you’re struggling to learn Korean - txt

a/n: hello! I thought this post would be a little relatable bc I’m struggling rn with Japanese (but not bc of a man 😋). So much kanji to remember and so many words that they just all mush together. I love the language but it is testing my patience and my memory rn :( please enjoy this and lemme know if y’all speak other languages :) it’s cool to know im not the only one struggling with a trilingual brain🥰 requests are open as usual (no pics belong to me! Found on Pinterest)

yeonjun

It was actually his idea to teach you Korean, starting with basic stuff such as phrases at the convenience store and at coffee shops. He knew it would help when you had to go out places on your own. You’re on the phone with him after he’s hyped you up and refreshed some phrases for ordering coffee. You finally are up to order and while your pronunciation has been good, you mispronounce a word and your face goes red. You apologize to the cashier who was very understanding and helped you say the word correctly. You paid and thanked them for their kindness. Yeonjun heart could burst at how the cashier was patient with you and how you tried your best and finally said the word right. “Oh my goodness! You did amazing! Next time you’re ordering coffee for the both of us.”

soobin

As the days went by, he could see your passion for learning his language was dwindling. You were struggling with your conjugation skills and he was just trying his best to help you learn and eventually practice. You both are sitting at the kitchen table, with your textbook in front of you (giving flashbacks to elementary math homework). He’s giving you example of conjugations your currently learning and how to used them. It’s starts to all mush up and you can’t figure it out or focus. You start to cry into your hands. He pulls you close to him, “don’t be sad. I promise that you’re gonna learn really soon. I believe in you.” That’s all it took for you to keep trying. He also promised he’d take you for a melona pop if you tried a few more conjugations (I love melona I’m so sorry 🤤…melon and banana are the best flavors not sorry)

beomgyu

homie is so serious and you get mad at him because of that. he’s teaching you silly phrases and on one occasion, he purposely teaches you the wrong phrase. So, you’re out at lunch with his members and you try the phrase on yeonjun and he looks so confused. “Did you just call me dumb?” Your face is furiously red and you run off, crying. Your frustration sets in. Why would be do this to me? He comes after you after giving you some time to cool down. “Baby? I’m so sorry. I didn’t think that would make you so upset. I promise I won’t do it anymore. We’re gonna get serious I swear.” He lures you out by telling you he’s gonna start teaching you from a really good Tex ok that was recommended to him. He also explains to yeonjun what happened and yeonjun gives him an earful as well, taking you side.

taehyun

he actually is a really good person to help teach you. He has the patience of a saint when teaching you grammar. If you’ve attempted Korean, you know how challenging grammar can be to understand. Let’s say you’re out at a restaurant and try to order your own food..you make a mistake and the waiter is looking at you like huh? You start to feel embarrassed but taehyun explains you’re still learning and has you try it again. When you get it right this time, he smiled and the waited smiled as well. The pride he feels when he can see your improvement is like no other. “You did such a good job, honey. Tell you what, how about we get some ice cream after? You deserve a little treat.”

huening kai

I feel like he’d be very empathetic and understanding towards your struggle. He speaks many languages too and understands how frustrating when something isn’t sticking or when you forget words or grammar. For example, you’re at home and you’re both working on vocabulary. you messed up a few words in a row and start to feel discouraged. His best tool to keep you motivated to learn was tell you he was proud of you. He would always encourage you the best he could, “you’re for this bub! I’m so proud of you! I’m gonna keep helping you until you’ve got this :)”

[thegnomelord]

Seeing people be nerds in your inbox is so fun because I too!! A nerd who loves marine biology as a whole, used to bring an encyclopedia to school everyday in my early days.

But something else I really like are dragons and tbh it's got me thinking

What about a reader who's just a huge fucking nerd, like he joins TF 141 as a new recruit and the first time he sets his eyes on Price he's low-key jittering because!! Whaoh dragon!! Irl!!!! So cool!!!

"wh-whoah dragon"

".. yeah, got a problem lad?"

*rips off sleeve, revealing a dragon tattoo and furiously pointing at it* "I love.. dragon"

Like homie's too excited to realize how fucking weird it is to just, when you meet your new superior you just show him that you have a tattoo of his species.

Imagine asking him dragon related questions to see if the mythology books he collected when he was little said how dragons r was true.

So sorry this was like too silly or comedic or like unserious 😔😔 I just think dragons r cool

-🐙

Okay this is so cute because that would 1000000% be me like I was the biggest dragon nerd and still am.

But like:

Price doesn't know what your problem is. From the way you constantly look at him he ends up thinking you're some kind of fetishist or just see him an animal in the zoo, meant to be stared and pointed at.

He doesn't like the way he can feel your eyes watching his every move, every little twitch of his wing or move of his muscles would have his brain tingling with the sensation of your eyes on him. It was unnerving, and with all the shite on his plate Price didn't need to have you ogling him.

He isn't the least bit pleased when he calls you to his office, the butt of his cigar burning an angry red as he puffs out a cloud of smoke. "What's going on with you lad?"

It's not a question. It's a demand, vibrant blue eyes staring you down.

"I just... really like dragons." You admit, feeling like a teen that got caught with a playboy mag by your parents.

"Uh, huh." He grunts, leans against his desk. "Care to elaborate about your little obsession."

You can feel heat burn at your cheeks at his words, embarrassment gnawing on your gut. "It's nothing like that cap! I just, dragons are cool alright? And I just-" You attempt to explain to him how you just really like dragons, from when you were a little boy you loved learning all you could.

And Price listens to you, continuing to smoke his cigar while you ramble on and on, and he can't hide the fact that a small part of him is a little bit intrigued by the sheer passion in your voice.

"That so?" Price finally cuts off your rambling, a low rumble rolling in his throat, his inner dragon preening at the way you look at him, pupils dilated, heat obvious on your scent.

His wing spreads out a bit, making him look bigger, the bulge in his pants obvious. "Then how about I give you a hands on education?"

[sctigthethird]

Bubbaverse incorrect quotes I got from an incorrect quotes generator cause why not

(disclaimer, might be a little ooc for some of them idk)

Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness

Clay Paclayderm by @funny-critter-blog

Dumba Dumbaphant by eggrit0s

Manny Mammoth by @anothersmilingcrittersau

Reborn (R!) Bubba, Tusker Tiredon, Selfish(S!) Bubba by me

OG Bubba: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?! 
Badass: No! She's a thousand years ol- 
OG Bubba: *Cocks shotgun* 
Badass: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!

Clay: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? 
Dumba: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Badass, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Manny, the homie of my life, for telling me Clay was going to win so I shouldn’t bother preparing a speech.

R! Bubba: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 
R! Bubba: And I started thinking. 
R! Bubba: Like, it was just trying to get food. 
R! Bubba: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 
Tusker: Are you ok…?

Clay: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

S! Bubba: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Badass to Manny: We smell of sweat and loss.

Badass: We’re getting married (platonically), bitches! 
Manny: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Manny: Don’t worry, I have a permit. 
OG Bubba: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

Clay: Quacking in my boobs over this 
Clay: QUAKING* 
Clay: BOOTS* FUCKER.

Manny: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Tusker: I only have 6 weeks left to live…
OG Bubba: Oh my god, really?! 
Tusker: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made…

OG Bubba: You’re a loose cannon, Manny. 
Manny: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? 
Tusker: I think you play by your own rules…
Clay: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. 
OG Bubba: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. 
Manny: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. R! Bubba is a loose cannon. 
R! Bubba: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Clay! 
Clay: I’d say R! Bubba’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. 
Tusker: Now I’m just confused… Is Manny a loose cannon or not?…
OG Bubba: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. 
Clay: *groans* 
R! Bubba: Aw, man.

Clay: :) 
Manny: >:( 
Clay: Turn that frown upside down! 
Manny: ):< 
Clay: Not sure what I was expecting...

Manny: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

R! Bubba: What the fuck. 
R! Bubba: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. 
R! Bubba: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

Clay, to S! Bubba: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

Clay: What starts with F and ends with Uck? 
Manny: No it doesn't. (completely fucking with them)
Dumba: Firetruck! 
Badass: FUCK!

Dumba, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? 
Clay: Tea. 
Dumba: Wrong! It's coffee.

Badass: I really like Eminem. 
Dumba: I prefer skittles. 
Clay: They are talking about the rapper. 
Dumba: Why would they eat the wrapper?

OG Bubba: Badass, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide-?
Badass: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

OG Bubba: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. 
R! Bubba, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Manny, to OG Bubba: If Badass doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. 
Badass, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

Dumba: We’re going to a candy store?! 
Clay: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. 
Badass: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! 
Clay, sighing: No-

Tusker: I’m doing my best…
OG Bubba: You’re not doing anything. 
Tusker: Yes… that’s what I’m best at…

Badass: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Manny: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Badass.

Badass:

Manny:

Manny: ...The nightmares.

[reytiri]

Brat

pairing: Dilf!Jake Sully x navi!reader

Summary: You are out at a party past curfew and your dad's best friend Jake Sully happens to be the one to cut the party short and take you home.

Warnings: age gap, angst, spitting, oral (f receiving), degradation (slut), daddy kink, making out, cursing, P and V sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it, or else), marking, biting, fingering, rough sex, overstimulation, some fluff, aftercare.

the smut is about to be long and detailed for my homies fr fr.

You sat around a fire that some of the boys had started earlier in the night around when you had arrived. You arrived a little after eclipse to ensure you parents did not see you leave. You were twenty after all but they still treated you like their little girl.

"Oh Ewya, y/n you have to try this!" Your friend Ayea said running over to you handing you a cup which looked to have one of the roots that was said to be intoxicating.

You took it from her taking a sip, almost immediately feeling a rush of blood flow to your head. You widened your eyes looking at the cup.

"See!" Your friend said," You can have that." She smiled sitting next to you her own cup in hand.

As the night went along, A young warrior approached you, Te Oÿa, "Y/n, you look beautiful," He smiled sitting beside you.

"Thank you," You smiled.

He quickly glanced over your barely covered figure before meeting your eyes, and brushing a braid behind your ear.

"You wanna head back to my hut?" He asked whispering in your ear. You nodded at his words. Maybe just maybe it was the root talking.

As you took his hand heading back to the village you bumped into a strong chest, spilling what was left in your cup right on his chest.

You looked up to see Jake Sully. Your father's bestfriend. Your eyes widened.

"Now, what are you kids doing out here?" He asked sternly.

"Nothing," You muttered. He looked behind you seeing the rest of the young navi partying in around the fire. He shook his head.

"Alright, parties over, everyone home now," He demanded calling out to the large group. Some groaned as they left.

"So Te Oÿa, lets go," You ushered taking his hand.

"Uh-uh, your coming with me young lady, im taking you home," Jake said.

"Sir, if I may," Te Oÿa tried. Jake simply glared at him," Right, I'll see you tomorrow he smiled, at you kissing your cheek. You were left their blushing.

Jake placed his hand leading you back to your hut.

"Jake, please, My parents can't know!" you begged.

"Not, my fault you decided to be a brat, and sneak out," He responded not even looking at you he kept his gaze straight ahead.

"Please," You begged.

"Fine," He budged.

"But, what's in it for me?" He asked looking down at you his eyes glazed over with a lustful look.

"My appreciation?" You said sarcastically entering his hut.

"God, you are a brat," He said following behind you.

"And your old," You responded with a smirk.

"Oh really? We're playing that," He said looking at you once more, "Maybe I will go to your father and tell him all about how you were gonna go home with that guy."

You stepped forward grabbing his arm," Jake please," You begged.

"Ill do anything!" You begged as he didn't seem to budge.

"anything?" He asked looking down at you. He knew it was wrong but he wanted you more than anything. To feel how you would clench around his cock as he rammed into you.

"anything," You said letting out a breathe as he stepped closer to you.

You looked up into his eyes seeing his head moving as if he were fighting internally about what to do.

"Jake, I-" You were unable to finish as his lips hungerly met yours over powering you the second you submitted. He pushed your back to the wall his hands quickly running along the sides of your body.

A low mewl slipped form your lips as his hand slipped beneath your top tearing it off. He slowly began rubbing at your nipples, kissing down your neck as he attached his mouth to one. His teeth grazing it.

"Jake," you moaned out, your hands running through his dreads.

"you like that baby girl?" He asked as he kissed his way down to your loin cloth.

He pulled your loincloth down kissing along the your thighs.

"Don't be a tease," You practically begged pulling on his dreads to bring his face closer to where you needed him the most.

He smiled against you, before pulling himself closer to you. He swiftly attached his lips to your clit, running his tongue in circular motions. A string of moans and pleads fell from your lips.

"Please don't stop,"You begged pulling him closer than before.

"Oh baby, im not stopping any time soon," He said, as his finger slipping into you curling against your gummy insides.

You slowly felt a knot building up inside your stomach.

"Jake," You moaned out back arching against him, He only tugged you down holding you down as your thighs clenched around his head.

You cam quickly as he licked it up not stopping, you pulled away, "to much," You practically screamed as the overstimulation become to much for you to handle.

"Awww, the little slut can't handle it?" He said teasingly as he pulled you to meet his lips for a lustful kiss," You taste yourself on my tongue baby?"

You nodded. "Think you can take me?" He questioned, Removing his loincloth.

"yes, please," You begged staring at his huge cock. Your licked your lips at the sight of the tip leaking precum.

"You sure baby girl?" He asked once again running his tip along your folds.

"Please fuck me daddy," You begged bucking your hips for much needed pleasure.

"What was that?" He spoke pulling himself away from you," Say it again."

"Daddy please," You begged trying to pull him closer to you, "Need you inside."

That was more than enough to get him to push into you.

He started slowly rutting into you.

"Faster please," You begged.

"you sure baby?" He asked, reattaching his lips to your neck.

"Mhmmm,' You moaned out at the feeling of him stretching you out.

He quickly rutted into you at a much faster pace. A knot building inside of your stomach.

"Mmmm gonna cum," You moaned out.

"Not yet," He said speeding up his movements.

"Please," You moaned out even louder.

"Hold it," He growled quickening his pace.

"can't," You screamed as you released around his cock.

"You really are a fucking brat," he said pulling out of you gripping your hips to turn you over. He pulled his ass up pushing your head into the mat.

He slapped your ass before rutting into you.

"Fuck baby so tight," He moaned out as he continued his fast pace rutting.

"Fuck daddy, mark me please," You begged.

"I can't."

"Please Jake,Need it."

"fuck, baby I can't you know I can't."

"Please," You moaned out close to your climax.

"fuck baby, fine," He said as he moved your hair pushing it over your shoulder. He kissed along the back of your neck, running his tongue along the spot before marking you.

The feeling of his fangs digging into your skin lead you to your third orgasm of the night.

"That's it baby cum around my cock." He praised as he continued rutting into you.

"Jake, its to much," You said squirming away from him.

"uh-uh baby." He said pulling your hips back into him, feeling himself fully inside you was pushing him over the edge, he quickly pulled out, stroking himself to cum on your ass.

"Fuck," He said as he laid beside you on the mat pulling you to lay closer to him.

"jake, my father can never know," You spoke softly rubbing your hand along his chest.

"I know baby, I know," He said continuing to stroke through your hair.

"Promise me this won't be the last time though," You said looking up at him.

"I promise," He said pulling his hand to pull your chin towards him pressing your lips together.

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