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hey guyz its star or panic welcome back to another youtube video

weird dude, a little bit bi. contrary to popular belief you are not allowed to call me by the name "sus" yet my friends do so anyway

im 99.9% sure i have adhd and depression but im still on the journey of getting diagnosed, i reblog about those things fyi i am diagnosed with ocd and anxiety but those two things manifest less recently and are instead me being normally plagued with my not so normal actually kind of awful life

i like a lot of stuff my interests always change CURRENT BIG INTERESTS (last updated december 15 2024): PROJECT SEKAI, MILGRAM, SOUTH PARK, VTUBERS, CHAINSAW MAN

wont be interacting that much with nsfw seriously but there will be some freaky jokes

also the point of this blog is for me to find tumblr posts i found a few years ago at the peak of my tumblr usage (i didnt have an account then) and reblog them here because theyre funny. and i dont like having as many screenshots in my storage as i do rn. those posts will be in the archive set to roughly the date that i found the post but those dates are before i made this blog so you cant navigate to them- instead you get to scroll through my struggles in reverse chronological order

what else idk i joke about mental illness and suicide i block for petty and small reasons and i think the concept of cringe is dumb

ALSO. IF YOU ARE ON MY CUSTOM URL. CLICK THE INFO TAG ON EVERY POST I AM FUNNIEST IN MY TAGS BUT DIDNT KNOW MY TAGS GET HIDDEN LIKE THAT IN THE THEME I PUT IN UNTIL AFTER I ADDED A LOT OF CUSTOMIZATION

pinterest: starsxandxguts youtube: stars-and-guts anything else i either havent touched since i made the acc OR its related to vtubers and doesnt have anything to do w/ this blog

IMAGES USED IN MY BLOG: piplup forgot are you lost background sorry i dont remember where my pfp of piplup laying in the sand is from

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read through each and every one of these walking around in 92F heat (which isnt that awful but if youre in a place with a range of seasons the adjustment is ASS)

id like to make an addition

@pussysidon

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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Can I apologize via slurping

absolutely not tongue anon get down and cry

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reblogs: #ppanicrblgs (reblogs with words also have: #ppanichaswords or #ppanichastags) posts: #ppanicposts ask answers: #ppanicasks playlists: #ppanicylist archive / sorry i found this before i was cool: #pubescentppanic

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Welcome to Hell You Sons of Benches

Sup, they/he/she, agender, bisexual fem preference

I'm not officially diagnosed but on the process to be with: ADHD, depression ~ I will talk a lot about relating to / having symptoms of ADHD especially, so if that is uncomfy then no worries im diagnosed with: anxiety, ocd (lowkey im not feelin the symptoms of either compared to when i was a really little child but i digress)

VTUBERS -> 2434:🤟/💫💜/👟☯️/👻🎼/🎭🕒/👻📌/🐠/👼⭐ | indie: ⚡(quinn)/🌊🪼(kai) | vshojo: 💍 KPOP -> skz: 🐶 | twice: 🐶 | txt: 🐻 i also like a lot of other stuff but my interests are ever changing ‼️

Someday when I am brave enough + the internet doesn't feel like a spawn of hell for content creators I hope to post my art and writing. I always kind of wished to be a content creator as a wee youngin so yk- I will keep yall updated on that

My exact age is none of your business but I won't interact too much w/ 18+ or NSFW content (on this account anyway lmaoo)

I actually started to browse tumblr w/o an account years ago on specific tags and was always saving posts like "someday when i have a tumblr ill be able to interact w/ them!!!", then like exactly a year ago tumblr started stopping me like "yo you need an account for access clearance" and then i stopped using it UNTIL NOW

Join me on my adventure to rediscover every single blog I looked at as a degenerate prepubescent to postpubescent!!!! This means that my reblogs will sometimes be very random, from years ago, and/or from communities I am no longer in.

I slap reblogs on around the day that i think i found the post, so just check in my archive and you can see my life struggles in like reverse chronological order! :D

Queue posts will post at 6 am, 12 pm, and 6 pm CST/CDT for now yes american please point and laugh

Always remember, don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes!

Uhhhhh DNI if you disagree w/ me a lot ig bc then why would you interact w/ me that sounds like extra stress for you

Twitter: you found me through the vtuber twitter didnt you Discord: dm me somewhere if we're moots Pinterest!!!: https://www.pinterest.com/suspanicattac/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/31gv2xb67qcn46sobmmyyrhabipu Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@sus-panicattac/featured

if you find me on this through other places not listed above this blog probably does not feature any part of me that is remotely like where you found me

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These days its cold but it doesnt look cold it just looks fucking gray

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

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being allowed to use literal human as some kind of mascot or symbol in general is fucking insane

thats literally a dude

"oh this is making so much money so we will casually ignore the opinions of the man who is literally the source of it all" what the fuck

the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.

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this reminds me of my parents so much in an odd way

my dad explained to me once (he had a shitty childhood) that he could have ended the generational trauma by staying childless but he wanted to pass down positivity. he wanted something good to come from the hell, almost. im putting this into my own words and mildly translating so with a grain of salt ofc

the way i see it? hes basically trying to stop the trauma on hard mode. its a video game thats titled something like CRAWL OUT OF THE HELLHOLE and easy mode is going my bloodline ends with meee raaaaaahhh (which is what i will probably be doing) and hard mode is doing all of that this ends with me but also having to raise a child. greater reward, much greater challenge

my mom i think is similar to my dad in the sense that her parents tried their best to stop the trauma in their household and she wants to continue into a positive cycle

anyways thats so fun for them because im still a wee bit affected from being the test rat in this situation and getting all the genetic mental illness / neurodiversity that they refuse to acknowledge

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im so so so convinced that people who fucking hate vegetables with a burning passion simply did not have them cooked well for them as a child

like if you grew up with white family dinner smushy peas every night yeah i dont blame you like you hating vegetables was a learned trait

if you werent growing up with creatively cooked and well seasoned veggies then im sorry you were robbed

You know what blows my mind is when you meet someone who literally does not eat vegetables. #scurvy

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I THOUGHT YHIS wS ABOG SOUTJ PARK

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

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ME TOO GIRLYPOP ME TOO

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me as i cook with the 50 bottles of mysteriously sourced (there are no cows) milk in genshin impact that i keep in my inventory so that im just never low

Moomoo Milk

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WHY DIDNT THIS POST APPEAR THE DAY BEFORE MY MIDTERM NOT MY FINAL THE FUCK

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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ive got a new classmate and i have no fucking clue if hes on tumblr often hes new flesh we dont talk that much

BUT GOD HE SPEAKS LIKE A TUMBLR POST

i dont know how to describe him he was like "thank you *teachers name* for having mercy on my soul"

hes also said about one of the old white music men we all studied "you know how people say someones rolling in their grave? hes banging on it begging to be let out"

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

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100% agree all of the above

im usually in midwest america its sunny and sometimes miserable but not that bad but damn this summer is hot and the environment as we know it is cooking badly

SUNSCREEN ESPECIALLY ‼️ I WILL CATCH NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE DYING OF SKIN CANCER YOU HEAR ME

also if gatorade type stuff is too sweet for you to substitute for water, drink pocari sweat ‼️ pocari sweat is basically the peak japanese sports drink, it goes down the throat easier and tastes better than water i have it when i need to be extra hydrated when im sick. but like that shit is FIRE when youre dehydrated

see its kinda sweet but its way more water core than american sports drinks ‼️ if youre near any east asian community AT ALL theyre easy to find ‼️

For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."

This one is for you.

Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.

Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.

First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.

If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.

If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.

Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).

If you have pets, those portable AC units aren't safe. If your pets destroy the outtake thing, it'll leak CO2. Window units are safer.

Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.

Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.

If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.

Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.

I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.

Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!

If you're diabetic and can't drink Gatorade, mix water, fruit juice, and either lite salt or pink salt

If you can afford it, cover windows with thick curtains to insulate the house

If you have tile floors, lay on them with skin to tile contact. If you don't, laying your head on cool counters works too.

If the temperature where you're at is hotter than your body temperature, don't wear heat wicking clothing. Moisture wicking is safe though.

Check your medication labels. Many make you more susceptible to sun and heat

-Room temperature water will get into your body faster. This is something I learned doing marching band in high summer in Georgia, and it saved all of our asses. Sip it, don't gulp it, especially if you're getting into the red; same goes for whatever fluid you're drinking. And just in general drink during the day.

-If you are moving from an air conditioned space to an un-air conditioned space, if at all possible try to make the shift gradual. When my dad and I were working outside and in un-ac houses a few years ago, he'd turn the air down to low in the truck about ten-fifteen minutes before we got where we were going. This way your body doesn't go from low low temps to high temps. S'bad for you.

-If you can, keep your lights off during the day. Light bulbs may not generate a lot of heat, but the difference is noticeable when it gets hot enough. I literally only turn my bedroom light on in the evening when it gets too dark.

Don't be afraid to just like... pour water on yourself if you need to. The evaporation will cool you off.

Put your hand to the cement for 15 seconds. If you can't handle the heat, it'll burn your dog's paws. Don't let them walk on it.

Dogs with flat faces are more prone to heat stroke. Don't leave them out unsupervised.

Frozen fruit is delicious in water.

Wet/Cold hat/handkerchief on your head/neck will help you stay cool.

Pickle juice is great for electrolytes! You can even make pickle juice Popsicles!

Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."

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[Image description: an infographic showing the difference between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. The graphic is labeled "Heat Dangers: First Warning." Signs of heat exhaustion: faint or dizzy, excessive sweating, cool, pale, clammy skin, rapid, weak pulse, muscle cramps. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat exhaustion, get to a cool, air-conditioned place, drink water if conscious, and take a cool shower or use cold compress. Signs of heat stroke: throbbing headache, no sweating, red, hot, dry skin, rapid, strong pulse, may lose consciousness. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat stroke, call 911. End description]

Be safe.

-fae

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i have recently learned about the guy fawkes plot but i am not about to explode parliament