#[ love my dramatic married meow meow ]

[bettycreeper]

There is no safe space. There is no haven. Not for us.

There will be. I will make one.

[7ndipity]

Dating Yoongi headcanons

Yoongi x Reader

Warnings: swearing, lil suggestive, not proofread.

A/N: Alright, if we're gonna do this series, then it's time we talk about my ult. The man, the myth, the meow meow(I'm sorry Yoongi)

(Also, I'm already planning a pt.2 for this series that's more on the crack side, so if anyone wants to send me headcanons for the members to possibly be included in future lists?)

Masterlist

Requests are open

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Dating Yoongi is comfortable.

So soft for you, I can't even begin. Like, I don't understand how people ever think he's cold, he is the epitome of soft boi.

Blushes when you complement or brag on him.

Turns into a scrunched up, spluttering mess if you call him cute(we love our tsundere).

Very cautious at first with his feelings, but once he feels comfortable enough to open up, he's very straight forward.

To call it dating is a bit generous though. Like, y'all immediately go from 'kinda dating' to 'married-but-not-married'.

Tells you he loves you for the first time in one of those long ass, 3am texts like he sends to the members.

Random,(half-)joking proposals(Marry me, Yoongi uno reverse card!)

"What kind of ramen do you want?" "Marry me." "Both it is."

So many songs about you, but you will not know until they're released(or he makes them into a playlist/mixtape for your birthday or anniversary)

Actually really hesitant about letting you in his studio(sorry fellow writers). He just prefers to have a level of separation between his work and you.

Dates are usually pretty chill(except for special occasions or when he wants to flex and rents out a whole fucking skating rink for y'all or smth)

Another who lives for domestic activities with you, like cooking together or even just grocery shopping. Idk, he just likes getting to be with you.

Probably would love going camping with you in one of those little camper vans.

Likes to teach you things?

I mean, he won't want to be your full time teacher, but if you show an interest in smth like piano or producing, he'll get a kick out of teaching you the basics.(let him teach you about basketball, he'll lose his gd mind)

Not big on nicknames(big shock🙄). Like, you have a perfectly good name, why not just fucking use it? Also calls you 'Jagi', but that's if he's feeling particularly soft or needy.

Acts of service King.

Have you eaten? He's making food. Are you cold? Makes you take his jacket. His top priority is making sure you're taken care of.

Gets lowkey jealous of Holly getting too much of your attention. "Yah, are you dating me or my dog?!"

Sass and bickering are basically a second language for you two.

Subtle about pda. If he's not holding your hand, he has to have one resting on your back.

SOMEONE HOLD HIS FUCKING HAND FOR THE LOVE OF-(sorry, I'm calm)

Not always vocal about wanting physical affection, but when he is, he's lowkey dramatic.

*laying on the couch*"If you don't kiss me, I'm gonna die." *kiss* "Better?" "Hmm, still in critical condition. Keep going."

Another who gets more than a little enjoyment in winding you up into a flustered mess, and is smug about it(again, shocking no one, I'm sure)

Slow, lingering kisses as he holds onto you like you're the most precious thing in the world.

Gets really quiet if you fight(and sulks), but is usually the first to apologize because he absolutely cannot stand y'all being mad at each other.

Holds you to go to sleep.

"Marry me." "M'kay."

Okay, that's enough delulu for right now, Imma go cry.

[bleakbittersoul]

Bright out of context

Most of these are sent by me in rp some are sent by some awesome people in the server, and I think only one is from the wiki? Thanks for the help from @reddiamondgamer and @jack-of-amulets for their contributions to this list!

"The fear of spiders is kinda misogynistic."

"I think you'd be much more attractive if you ever got rabies"

"Could you in theory make yourself into jam for me?"

"How is it my fault you can't read minds?"

"Great now I'm thinking about dissections and formaldehyde and now I'm hungry"

"being meguca is suffering…"

"Where is your bathroom? I think I'd like to slam my head against a wall in private"

"This water is chunky"

"I only drink diet water"

"Have you ever gotten mad so you put a fork in someone's microwave and then irish goodbyed?"

"Water on toast"

"If you don't marry me I'm going to start collecting more of your DNA to do unethical science with."

"So if I wanted an audio clip of you meowing you'd do that for me?"

"I know what you're referring to. I don't enjoy fake animal ears. Skin an animal. Wear it's ears. Stop being afraid of commitment."

"I want to lick your eyelid."

"I like your eyes. When I first saw you I wanted to ask if I could keep them when you die but that would have been inappropriate and thankfully I don't have to worry about that. But they are lovely and I do want a bigger collection."

Screaming to wake Clef up and then trying to play it off as if he had a nightmare.

"Scientists don't get bullied enough anymore " after implying some people were baby talking an anomaly.

"I want to peel your face off and eat it it's so cute."

" I once possessed this really attractive girl and then got a job at a Walmart and started relentlessly flirting with you every time you went to Walmart to see if you would cheat on me but you never did"

"I wouldn't mind sucking on your wet hair."

"What if we kissed in the 1996 Teletubbies set "

"I want to scratch your head with my teeth."

"I like waltzes. I also like music that makes me feel like poisoning myself and or others as of right now."

"IT'S NOT A THROW PILLOW UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH IT!"

"I'm going to lick your bones."

"I want your warm skin."

"I'll remove part of your intestine and eat it while you watch."

"I WANT TO CHEW ON YOUR FACE!"

"YURRR"

"Uhhuhuhuhuhuh" (like an angry shaken pug fly thing)

"Eyes, aren't right. They need to be improved."

"I don't have the energy to cry hysterically or resurrect you if you die. I'd still do it but it would be significantly less dramatic than it should be."

Heard their partner say "My chest is open for you to lay on" but only heard "My chest is open for you" and immediately assumed he meant for dissection. And when corrected Bright said "You're drawing a line on our love?"

"I like eyes. I have some."

"I don't mean that your eyes are pretty in a collectable kind of way they look good alive and on you…"

“…Don’t you just violently HATE having body parts?”

"My life fucking sucks because they… dont let me play with grenade launcher "

"GOD, FUCKING. BITCH! BECOME A WATERMELON." pause "[INSERT SEVERAL MORE EXPLETIVES]"

"I have two of your teeth. One bloody, one…normal"

“…We should kill MORE children!”

"I WANT THE GRAVESTONE! DO YOU WANT MY TOE TAG?"

[Dr. Bright shows signs of agitation, swearing in several different languages, and throwing equipment about the room.]

"If you ever leave me I'm robbing your fucking grave. And I don't mean that in a normal way. I would be after your organs."

"Oh skin"

"Okay to be fair I've seen screaming trees"

"WHY DO YOU HATE MY HAMSTER!?? WHY DO YOU HATE IT'S EYES??? IT HAS NORMAL EYES!!!"

“Can someone get me a shovel? I just murdered the gender binary and I need it to hide the body.”

"Human life or not I'd eat it."

"You'd make a cute poison victim"

"If I made you hot chocolate, I would make it with love and I wouldn't poison it at all"

"I fucking love carcasses. That's why I love meat, it's like edible taxidermy"

"Would you still love me if whenever someone got hurt in a breach or someone got hurt or people get into a fight I would say and that's how it feels to chew five gum and then look away as if I'm looking at a Camara like a character in the office."

"One heart? ONE HEART?! WHAT AM I YOUR GRANDMOTHER? SOME EASILY APPEASED SIDE PIECE???"

"I want to touch you with my bones."

"Okay, well when you feel better I'll go lick a bathroom doorknob so you can repay the favor."

"Would you still love me if I didn't believe in toothbrushes?"

"You've never had your house set on fire before and it shows…"

"Are you often covered in blood. I've been covered in blood a few times. Interesting feeling isn't it? Almost primal."

"Cute color pattern. Was the theme bio hazard?"

"I'm being haunted by myself right now"

“sorry for going through the entire spectrum of human emotions in the past 10 minutes…. do you still like me? ”

"It's yellow and I wanted to think of something other than piss when I look at it. So egg. Piss egg for the piss baby."

in his most demonic voice "I'M FROM…. NEBRASKA…."

Bright: You know I once made a table set disappear.

Clef:… Did you steal it.

Bright through evil manic laughter: Yes

[crybabycinna]

The Spirits

Sugar mama Lin Beifong x sugar baby reader

Summary: you tell Lin more about your past

When we got home Lin hung up our paintings. “Yay.” I said. Miyuki meowed. “Thank you.” I said. “You’re welcome.” Lin said. “The apartment just keeps getting better.” I said. “Mhm.” Lin hummed. “Sooo do you mind showing us your drawings?” I asked. “Sure.” Lin said then reached over to her drawer and pulled out a sketchbook. I took the sketchbook and started to flip through the pages. I stopped at one. It was a drawing of two small badger moles holding hands like the stuffed animals I bought for Lin. I smiled. “I drew that one when you left.” Lin says. “I love it.” I said. I kept flipping and saw a drawing of me while I was sleeping.

“Is this me?” I asked and looked at her. Lin nodded. “Wow you made me so pretty.” I said. “You’re very beautiful.” Lin told me. I kissed her cheek. Miyuki jumped into the bed and looked at the drawing as well. “That’s mama.” I told her. Miyuki meowed. “Yes I agree Linny is very talented.” I said. “I could be better.” Lin mumbled. “You’re perfect. I love it all. Give yourself more credit.” I said. She shrugged. “We think you’re amazing, right Miyuki?” I asked. Miyuki sat in Lin’s lap and meowed. “Thanks.” Lin said. “You’re going to look so pretty in the dress I make you for our wedding.” I told Miyuki. “Did you see Tenzin’s face when Korra asked us about getting married?” Lin asked.

“That was hilarious. He was so shocked.” I said. Lin nodded. “ I don’t think he thought I’d ever get married. I don’t think anyone thought I would get married.” Lin said. “Oh honey no one thinks I’m getting married either.” I said. “Even before your dad tried to marry you off, did you ever think of getting married?” Lin asked. “I did when I was a kid but that died down when everyone said oh you’re too rough and you don’t know how to be a homemaker and other stuff.” I said. “Too rough and you don’t know how to be a homemaker?” Lin asked.

I nodded. “You’re not rough at all and you clearly know how to be a homemaker.” Lin said. “Oh, I used to be rough. I changed myself a lot.” I said. “What do you mean?” Lin asked. “I told you that I used to fight a lot. I fought my brother, I fought my dad, I fought anyone that got in my way or pissed me off.” I said. “You didn’t tell me you fought your dad.” Lin said. “The first time I fought him was because he was trying to shoot lightning at my sister's back because she pissed him off for some reason and I was not having it. I saved her and he was pissed so we argued and it got physical but it wasn’t as bad as our second fight.” I said. “What was that one like?” Lin asked. I sighed.

~Flashback *camera zoom in and zoom out effect*~

“I can’t believe you embarrassed me like that.” My dad hissed as we walked towards the house. “Why are you so surprised?” I asked. “Excuse me?” He asked. “You are literally selling me off to a creep and you expect me to play nice with him!” I shout. “Watch your tone and you should be grateful that he wants you! No one else will!” Dad shouted. “I would rather be lonely than with a man like that! He likes little girls! He’s weird! He was trying to touch me the whole time we were there and you didn’t care at all!” I shouted. “You are so dramatic.” He said. “I see why grandpa cut you off. You’re a sick motherfucker and he hates you.” I said.

My dad slapped me across the face. I stumbled a bit then looked at him. “Get in the house.” My dad said. I bawled up my fist then punched him. After that the gloves were off. Fist were thrown, fire was being shot everywhere and blood was leaking. “You stupid fucking girl!” Dad shouted. “Fuck you!” I shouted. “Stop!” My sister shouted as she came running towards us. I didn’t care to listen and just kept swinging and kicking. I had burned my dads jacket and I burned my own shoes because I was too angry to take them off before I started fighting. He busted my lip, I busted his. Everything he did to me I did right back. All my rage went into every punch or kick.

How could he just try and sell me? How could he let that man try and touch me? What could I have possibly done to deserve this? My sister grabbed me and tried to pull me away but I didn’t let her. I pushed her away and charged back at my dad. He kicked me in my chest and I fell. I groaned and he quickly grabbed me by the neck. “Dad please!” My sister shouted. I panicked for a second but quickly got it together and scratched my dad in the face and he let go of me. I coughed then got up. “I’ll kill you little girl.” He growled. “Not if I kill you first.” I said and had lightning coming from my fingers.

“No!” My sister shouted. I shot lightning right at my dads back. He shook for a while then fell down. I walked over to him and he still shook a bit. “How does it feel to be shot in your back?” I asked. My fathers wife came running out and pushed me out of the way. “Oh honey!” She shouted. I walked into the house and my sister dragged me upstairs to start patching me up. “I can’t believe you did that.” She said. “He's fine I’m sure.” I said. “How are you sure?” She asked. “The spirits won’t let him die.” I said.

~Flashback over~

“And he didn’t die like I said the spirits wouldn’t let him die.” I said. “Were you actually trying to kill him?” Lin asked. “I don’t know. I was just angry.” I said. “I’m sorry he let that guy touch you.” Lin said. “It wasn’t anything too bad. He just touched my thigh, my hand and my hair. It was uncomfortable but I’m just glad it wasn’t worse.” I said. “He shouldn’t have been touching you at all. I’m sorry that happened to you.” Lin said. I shrugged. Miyuki rubbed against my hand and I petted her. “I’m ok.” I told her.

[mxniomei]

manhwa/manta comics recommendations go 🎤

FUCK YEA 5 PARAGRAPH RANT BELOW

Manta specific:

Under the Oak Tree is surprisingly good. I say that bc I honestly thought I was gonna hate Maxi bc I can't stand bumbling naïve protagonists, but she redeems herself really quickly. She's not naïve, she's traumatized, and has a lot of understandable triggers. Riftan is likable in the funniest way possible imo bc he's so Stupid like he's so scared Maxi is gonna leave he just looks goofy trying to get her to stay which I approve.

I've Become a True Villainess is a transmigration/Isekai who's protagonist, Seria Sterne, is trying to reform her image and it is so incredibly likable! Seria is refreshingly normal personality wise; she's not dumb not naïve , understands when to give up the ghost, and is just incredibly likable all around. Her relationship with Rouche is fascinating; I have a creeping suspicion that Rouche might be more of a romantic than he lets on, and it just makes their relationship kinda hilarious. Lina is a fascinating character as well, who might know more than we give her credit for. . .

Duchess Crow is my current favorite! Melisa, a 32 year old gemologist, is approached by Louis/Lewis, a 25 year old noble who asks for a contract marriage with her. Melisa is smart as a whip and has a no nonsense personality that speaks to me. She's not just the kingdoms brightest gemologist, but she's also just really good at analyzing a situation and figuring it out. Louis is severely charming to the point of pissing me off, but he's also smart and likable. However, i think Louis's most likable trait is how much he really respects Melisa. He gives her a lot of deference, clearly cares about her opinion, doesn't try to convince her he knows better-- he's genuinely collaborative with her, and knows that her intellect is greater than his in some situations, so he wants to lend her his power to be able to make her goals attainable. He also (so far!) has not pulled any asshole moves male leads are prone to in manhwa. He only ever dangles his status over her in a playful manner, and doesn't actually believe he's better or can dominate her in any way. And their story is pretty high stakes, working against a villain that's easy to love and hate.

Non Manta:

Marry My Husband is a time travel piece about a woman who's gonna get mad revenge against her boyfriend and best friend. The male lead is so pathetic meow meow and I'm obsessed with how he's obsessed with her. It's a good dramatic romp!

Beware of the Villainess is another transmigration/isekai except instead of just redeeming herself, Melissa fuckin DOMINATES the plot. She learns sword play, beats the shit out of a bunch of cunty dudes, and is my wife ! There's a wet blorbo blue haired boy, which is my favorite genre of boy, and a lot of bi vibes through out.

[dragongutsixofficial]

THOUGHTS ON EPISODES 7 AND 8:

Episode 7:

RICHELIEU MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

A Richelieu-centric episode ??? Sign me THE FUCK IN (seriously though he may be my favorite character in the book i'll take any crumbs I can)

Also loved to see him and Milady interacting more !!! Super nice 🖤⚜️

GO APESHIT RICHELIEU

FUCK THE POPE RICHELIEU

In the book (SPOILER ALERT) Milady tells a story very similar to the false testimony she gives in court in order to make Buckingham's right-hand man believe he abducted and raped her and turn him against him- it's really nice to see that referenced in the show

Like to see Louis actually having a personnality

Liked Ninon ! But why would you fall for Athos when ARAMIS IS RIGHT HERE

Also I do think they didn't need her to romance anyone to make her interesting in that episode ? I understand it's the usual plot device but ah well

Love how the last shot of the episode is Constance pining d'Artagnan against a shelf. We all know who's the top in the relationship

To conclude: great episode, did I mention i loved to see more of Richelieu ?

RICHELIEU MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

Episode 8:

MILADY MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

Love how the skirt-chasing for money is exactly how it works in the book

Alice (Porthos' love interest) is a pretty good reference to his mistress in the book and a very nice lady but I think the hilarity of Porthos having to deal with her original version would've been amazing (an older woman married to a cupid man who won't spend a dime while they're both just desperately waiting for him to pass to inherit his fortune)

Love how (in the French version at least) d'Artagnan is barely portrayed as actually caring for his farmers' lives, only his cash xD

De Tréville is a good dad

Love d'Artagnan just walking into Richelieu's office like he owns the place

Richelieu is having a mental breakdown

GOOD FOR HIM MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

But don't be mean to Milady >=(

Milady and Athos being like: love in the air ? Wrong ! Gas leak =D

Mr. Bonacieux is very nice with Constance though. Like I would not have reacted that well

Also nice to see him working for Richelieu. The people who made this show clearly dearly care for the book

d'Artagnan getting promoted !!! Yeah =D now he's got the cool shoulder pad

d'Artagnan in the book 5000000000% wants Milady and does still a dude's identity for the second time in order to essentially rape her though so it's nice to see d'artagnan having a moral backbone more solid than that of a chocolate éclair

So uh. I do think Aramis took his own sword back from his ex's grave

Btw in French at least right before they start the duel d'artagnan says something like "speaking from personal experience, never trust in love" and Athos gives him a dramatic side eye. This can be explained in two ways: 1- he relates 2- d'artagnan YOU'RE SAYING THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR POLYCULE

Also once Alice dumps Porthos in the French version him and Aramis have an exchange that's like "So you're not gonna marry her" "Who would take care of you if I did" and I love them

Before he gets dumped, Porthos also says something to the effect of "there's a life after being a musketeer" to shut Aramis' criticism down. Boy don't give him ideas. If this was book! Aramis he'd take it to heart have an existential crisis lock himself in a room for weeks and whip himself crying about how he's gonna become a cleric

Edit: fixed a typo from Milady and Porthos to Milady and Athos

[gldenhrs]

                               (—) ★ spotted !!   luciana  “ luna “  santiago  on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid ! many say that the 22 year old looks like cindy kimberly , but i don’t really see it. while the model / socialite  is known for being  passionate  my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be  irresponsible i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song crazy by aerosmith .

*   ◞  ╰   general   .

full name :   luciana kristiyana santiago .  nicknames :   goes prominently by  luna  , only her dad calls her  moon ��. birthdate / zodiac sign :   april 12th / aries .  birthplace :  madrid , spain . sexual orientation :  bisexual / heteroromantic .  family :   victor “ vic “  santiago (  lead singer in Aerosmith )  &  indah prasetya  ( band’s groupie )  languages spoken :   fluent in english  &  spanish , conversational in indonesian . pets :   two cats named freddie purrcury  &   madam meow  occupation :  model / socialite . love language :  physical touch . + traits  :  passionate , adventurous , enchanting , valiant , energetic , optimistic , affectionate  &   honest . - traits  :  dramatic , stubborn , querulous , insecure , irresponsible , impulsive , impatient   &  moody .   aesthetic :  red lipstick on plump lips , freshly baked coffee , spontaneous dance parties , strawberry lemonade on hot summer nights , heart shaped sunglasses , pigmented eyelids , european music festivals , setting off firecrackers at midnight , laughter floating through a room , missed calls at 2am , ripped bralettes , bare chest in the mornings .   muse inspo :   fran fine ( the nanny ) , francesca farago ( too hot to handle ) , kelly taylor ( 90210 ) , rachel green ( friends ) , jackie buckhart ( that 70s show  ) , hanna marin  ( pretty little liars ) ,  phoebe halliwell ( charmed ) , kiara ( outer banks ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , caroline forbes ( the vampire diaries ) , stassi schroder ( vanderpump rules ) ,  maddie perez ( euphoria ) .

*   ◞  ╰   quick history   .

victor  “ vic “   santiago  (  aka luna’s dad  )  is a  famous lead singer in a rock band .  think steven tyler from aerosmith ! !  so basically , growing up she’s been constantly surrounded by  GOOD  80s rock music  &  being on the road which definitely shaped her personality .

luna’s mother  ,  a groupie  ,  is someone who followed the band around on the road for numerous years , but vic never took her seriously  (  only took them to bed )   &  the only reason she even got pregnant with luna is because vic wanted a child , knowing he would most likely never marry .

soooo , incomes luciana “ luna “ santiago ,  his pride  &  joy  , his  MOON .  yes , he actually calls her that bc he’s always had an obsession with the stars   &  constellations .  tbh luna’s been the love / light of vic’s life from the moment she was born , adored by not only her dad , but the band , team  &  fans too !

as for her mother * cough *  , who knows where she is now , she doesn’t stay in touch tbh , only comes in town every couple of years to  “  see her “  aka  “  ask for money “ .  

with the better part of early years where she was home schooled due to her dad’s insane tour schedule , luna was always an insanely energetic  &  menace of a child , constantly running around , causing trouble , etc !  

at some point , she realized just how much she  LOVES  traveling , nature  &  being barefoot .  yes , kind of a wanderer but who can blame her when she grew up with 80s rock legends ? ?  so , she spend almost every waking moment traveling to exotic places , going to music festivals , walking bare chested in the mornings , painting landscapes  (  SHE’S V TALENTED ) , having spontaneous dance parties at 3am , etc !

as far as doing things outside of being a socialite / a nepo baby go ,  she’s been in her dad’s music videos since she was 15  (  think liv tyler in crazy  )  ,  and in many others , which naturally resulted in a numerous calls for modeling gigs , tv shows …. she took some modeling jobs out of fun  &  recently also out of pure fun , went to a famous tv show called  “ too hot to handle “   (  think francesca farago here’s inspo hehe :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rUY_xAF0T0  )  .  in a way , the only reason she went to that show was to show the world she can be something other than vic santiago’s daughter , so here she is ! !

*   ◞  ╰   personality & dating life   .

luna’s a bit of a spoiled brat which is a given ,  &  while she does come across a textbook example of a nepo baby with no real world problems , she’s really not bc she never cared much about the fame she just likes having  FUN  .

v v enchanting  &  can charm her way out of any bad situation  &  make u swoon .  tbh 10/10  she’ll annoy the living shit out of u or u’ll find her irresistible lol .

given her spanish roots , she can be hella’ dramatic just like her fav characters in telenovelas , but beside that she’s a truly good person with a good heart ok ! !   she just has a flair for dramatics , throwing fits , pouting   &   making puppy eyed faces whenever things don’t go her way .

can be hella hella flirtatious to a point she doesn’t even realize the effect she has on other people  &  more often than not she leads people on ? ?   she regrets it later but eh .

loves to party , drink , dance , wear skimpy outfits  &  kiss on the lips but also wear mickey mouse pajamas while someone softly combs through her hair ? ?   yeah , she needs to grow up . also kind of  LIVES  for summer  &  music festivals where she can just dress in glitter  &  fall in love with a different person every night !

v fun to be around bc she hates being bored  &  is impatient af !  she can’t stand being in one place for too long soooo catch her doing v dumb , impulsive decisions while bored like jumping on her father’s private jet to pet a koala in australia , go bungee jumping or snapping u a nude bc she’s bored at home jfnerjfgjsrgf .

some cute headcanons ? ?  ok , here we go ! !   to this day loves watching telenovelas  &  she might cancel her plans with u to binge watch them (  like rebelde , rubí ,  pasion de gavilanes , la reina del sur … ) , still cries like a baby when mufada dies or miguel  &  mia break up ,  very childish  &  dumb at times but will also surprise u with some random wisdom at 2am , will react if someone offends her or her friends best believe she’ll throw a dramatic telenovela shit in public  &  call u  “ un desgraciado “ lmao .

*   ◞  ╰   connections  .

she could use a squad  ?  like PLS .  i want her to have a squad of friends she can party with and overall do dumb shit lmao . 

also her  BFFS .  the thelma to her louise , the cassie to her maddie ! !   overall just two muses who are her family  &  they’re always tagging along w her , like vic probably treats them like his children too ! 

someone she’s  dating  atm but it’s nothing too serious , maybe he’ll end up breaking up with her or she’ll break up with him we’ll see but main thing is they WON’t last bc they’re messy af   &   luna’s heart isn’t 100% in this .

a  close friend  who party  &   hookup with other people when they’re out but always end up going home together  &  having this super open friendship where they have no problem hooking up with each other 6/7 days of the week ? ?

also gimme  caleb fuck buddies  that everyone ships  &  one of them is in love with the other while the other seems them just as a good time ?  ewfjwesbf.

also also gimme  a messy ex  plot where they are constantly on / off  &  the fans love em but they’re just so fucking toxic ? ?  maybe bc they’re too alike  &  won’t admit it’s love   &  just won’t settle down  (  like imagine cheating scandals , public fights caught by tmz ... but also cute ass insta posts when they’re in a good place )  just think of nate  &  maddie from euphoria or  francesca  &  harry ! ! 

a plot where luna  uses them  to make someone jealous but they don’t know  &  actually think it’s a  legit  relationship ? ?   then obvi they find out luna was just using them  &  y’know  :  drama .  

family friends ! !  someone who could know  EVERYTHING  about her life n be there for her like pls .

someone who is her  HOME .  it doesn’t have to be potentially romantic just someone who makes her feel completely safe , warm  &  protected  ? ?    they can also just…talk, and make each other laugh  &   smile, because they feel comfortable enough in themselves  &   with each other to be vulnerable in that way ? ?  some fluff never hurt nobody .  

someone who’s using her bc of her dad ? ?   YES .  gimme fake friends .

tbh exes she cheated on , exes that cheated on her , fwb of all kinds , crushes , childhood friends , good / bad influence on her dumb ass would be good , gossip queens n kings , party friends , enemies for whatever reason , etc ! !  

[indigo-scarf]

Draco and Dransy for the ask game please?

thanks for asking! (I'll try not to make this post too huge lol)

ask game here

💚 Draco

How I feel about this character: 

My precious little meow meow for 15 years (that's a crystal anniversary!). I actually can't explain how I feel about him without divulging my entire autobiography, but here are some relatable things we have in common:

being edgy because vulnerability is weak

going scorched earth sour grapes when rejected

jealous little attention whores

having done cruel things for said attention

impossible-to-please parental figure set in their callous ways and restrictive worldview

complicated feelings about Harry Potter

Sometimes I wonder if it's unhealthy to indulge such strong kinship with a character over mostly negative parts of both of us but anyway moving on

All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

Pansy, Harry, Theodore, Luna, Goyle, Scabior, Borgin, Tom Riddle (in some really abusive way), Neville, Cedric, Remus, Sirius, Marcus Flint, Zacharias Smith, Cormac McLaggen, any random man off the street apparently. Astoria maybe.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: 

Narcissa! Love to project my mummy issues. And I also ship them incestuously, but that would still not be romantic, more just expressing mother-son affection in messed up ways.

My unpopular opinion about this character: 

He doesn't need to be redeemed to be lovable!!!

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Canon is perfect the way it is. Get out of here with your deleted movie scenes, let him be a confused Slytherin mess.

I don't even really wish he had married Pansy, because despite her being my beloved princess I sort of like how much JKR hates her + I guess that would be narratively weird, unless Pansy's character had been given more attention all along/had a "horrible to questioning" arc of her own.

my OTP:

I refuse to pick one (you'd think I'd say Dransy, but I can think of so many reasons why they could break up lol).

my cross over ship:

Any of my other mean rich kid blorbos: Blair Waldorf, Sharpay Evans, Cheryl Blossom, August (Young Royals), Nathan (Life is Strange), Ryle (The Riot Club).

a headcanon fact:

He always has two birthday parties, one on the actual day (and it's a whole thing that it cannot flop due to exams) and a bigger one after term ends that marks the beginning of summer holidays.

💕 Dransy (aka racistflower, raciststars, or racistracist)

when I started shipping it if I did:

Last year. I genuinely don't know why I didn't ship it before, must be misogyny (and the fact that there are so few fanworks about it).

my thoughts:

I like mean rich kids and two of those together is chef's kiss. Also there are so many different directions you can go with this ship, from the most wholesome to the most abusive, all of which l find fun to explore.

What makes me happy about them:

The comfort of being childhood friends (even if I don't think their friendship was equal or entirely healthy) to lovers. Empathising with each other's dark side. Romanticising the dramatic ups and downs of potentially toxic fictional relationships. Going shopping.

What makes me sad about them:

That it's such a niche ship! Come on, it was literally canon for a while, what is wrong with society 😭

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

What fanfic? 😭 But I don't like it when Pansy is too sassy-confident, when Draco is too traditionally manly, or when either of them is explicitly forced into their ideology like they didn't enjoy being bigoted little shits.

things I look for in fanfic:

Being mean together, struggling to be kinder, (getting used to) being vulnerable with no one except each other, fighting because they refuse to be vulnerable, doing rich people things together, struggling to do non-rich people things... But I guess the most important thing is I'm just picky af about the characterisation vibes.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

Draco: Harry, Theodore, Luna, maybe Astoria

Pansy: Daphne, Marietta Edgecombe, maybe Lavender (but if she's black it gets rather complicated) + I once made up an OC that was Pansy's French gf

My happily ever after for them:

Luxurious travels around the world, until they're coastal grandparents with or without any grandchildren.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

They both want to be the little spoon, but sacrifices must be made, so they alternate.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Spa day! And taking Witch Weekly quizzes.

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jumping up and down like a mad woman at the Kill Bill mention!!! I LOVE THOSE MOVIES! Still seeing as I've seen both of them already, Overboard seems like the next best option. Catch me watching it later and I'll send the same thing I did last time. I'll give you the same form of recommendations.

Three Idiots (2009) ⭐

Three best friends navigate the ups and downs of college life, facing school, love, and society as a whole. Years later, due to a bet, two of the friends reunite and go on a journey to find the other, meeting old friends and enemies along the way.

This is SUCH a comfort movie! The 3rd act gets a bit absurd but this film is honestly so funny and heartfelt. Of the ones on this list, I think i recommend this ome the most though it's up to you and your preferences. TW for suicide.

Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na (2008)

Best friends Aditi and Jai (A.K.A Meow and Ratz) are in love. Problem is, they don't know it. Adamant that they don't like each other, and with their parents ready for them to get married, the two decide to find partners for eachother. Told in flashback by members of their friend group while they wait to pick them up from the airport after the couple's honeymoon.

The way this movie would make an amazing fic lol. THE friends to lovers romance with an amazing soundtrack and, as is typical for this Era of movie, a semi absurd 3rd act.

Jab we met (2007)

Bubly Geet and pessimistic Aditya meet on a train and through a series of events, end up traveralveling together to Geet's hometown. While there Aditya gets roped into Geet's plan to elope with her boyfriend, but as the plan begins to unfold, the two realize they might have feelings for each other. Later, Aditya sets out to find Geet again but discovers something shocking.

Ooooh, this one is fun. I'd call this strangers to friends to lovers. Both Geet and Aditya are such fun characters and it's all just so amazing to watch! It does get a bit slow around the intermission, but stick around for the most interestingly framed hug scene ever. Also, Aditya kinda looks like Indian Cillian Murphy, but that's irrelevant.

Dangal (2016)

Based on the (dramatized) true sorry of sisters Geeta and Babita Phogat. This movie primarily follows the girls' father, an ex wrestler, as he trains his daughters to become wrestlers and compete in tournaments. He trains them despite their initial resistance but eventually trains them into accomplished wrestlers.

Okokokok I'm explaining this one badly but it's good, trust. At its core though, this is a sports movie so it's very sporty vibes, but with the occasional (surprisingly well done) emotional beat.

Take your pick, babe 💜

-♡♡

I love Kill Bill. It's really special to me. I have the yellow jumpsuit 🥹

Catch me attempting to get my dad (judo/Jiu jitsu instructor) to watch Dangal with me and my sister while I'm here 🥹. If not, I just gotta wait until I get back 😩. Three Idiots also sounds like my vibe.

Thank you for your movie recs, ♡♡. I can't wait to sink my teeth into them!

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Alaskan Darkness - Chapter 2 Writer's Collective Discord Shenanigans Pt1

We have many POVs for our lovely Rah's fic. I figured I would give yall an insight on the craziness of our little Collective. ENJOY! PSA... This is all fictional... mostly.. shenanigans

After talking to Rah about logistics of the KCONers getting up to Alaska, we got to work on prepping the houses in our neighborhood for incoming company. Nick and I were able to find some abandoned stores that had a ton of winter gear of all different sizes. We loaded up our two SUVs and determined to use the middle house of the neighborhood as a “processing” center. This allows everyone to come into the neighborhood, get a set of keys for a house, some food and pick up some winter gear.

Dealing with a zombie apocalypse where they seem to not like Alaska, is kind of boring. We are in a smaller town which means we don’t have to deal with a whole lot of people. This leaves me with some extra time on my hands. After getting everything prepped, we still had a couple days until the KCONers were due to arrive. I decided to get onto Discord and check in with everyone.

Writers Collective Discord – Chaotic-Main:

Aubz: Hey y’all!!!! God, the one good thing about being up here is that no one bothers me. Everyone doing okay down there?

Rah: Were good.

Rayne: Just hanging out…

Bella: All good here, getting to know everyone.

Aubz: Hey @Rayne, have you tried to “seduce the Jinnie” yet?

Rayne: I…

Rah: AUBZ!!!! WE INVITED THEM ALL TO THE SERVER!! THEY ARE IN HERE!!!

Aubz: Oh Shit!!!! *Deletes the previous message* SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aubz: Um… So, @Rah @Bella, I am making a new role and a private channel. Also, please next time WARN me before we invite a bunch of idols into the server. Everything has been muted since we were out and about collecting supplies…

CaptainsEyepatch: wtf? I thought Rayne was into Woo??????

Aubz: o.o Um… Whatcha talking about? I’m Aubz Snow… I know nothing.

**creates a private channel and the role of WC Ogs**

Aubz: Ok, so when the FUCK did they all join???

Bella: *hysterically laughing* The Kids joined as soon as we got internet back, the pirates joined after the military announcement.

Rah: Yeah, figured everyone should be in the server so we could communicate better.

Aubz: Oh okay… WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Jennen: Theres the lightbulb…

Aubz: OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DOES THIS MEAN THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ EVERYTHING WE HAVE SENT????????????

Shai: Yeah… about that… I have already had to talk to Bin and Cap about it. That was a fun convo *rolls eyes*

Kel: They have seen all the pictures as well..

Aubz: *dies dramatically* oh fuck… All Channels?

Bella: Yeah

Aubz: and y’all have the pirates HEADING MY WAY?

Rah: *nods* Yes…

Aubz: omfg omfg omfg…. *finally meets Seongwha* “Hi im the middle aged married woman who has been thirsting and writing about yall for years… Welcome to my humble abode.”

Rah: *laughing* I love Aubz meltdowns!

Kel: me too

Aubz: Question…

Bella: possible answer?

Aubz: Do they by chance know about our personal servers?

Kel: I know they know about them but none of us have sent them any invites…

Aubz: Oh thank god…

Rayne: Also… no I have not seduced the Jinnie. Although he's trying to seduce me it seems... *winks*

Bella: I may or may not have told the demon Bunny about your server name.

Aubz: *Embarassed face* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???

Bella: Because you have been paying a monthly fee to call him Meow Meows everyday. Also he admits that he saw those messages AND all the messages that you had sent about DnD, fics etc

Rah: Basically, if it was put into this server... they know about it...

Aubz: Ok… so I am gonna start heading for the arctic circle, its been nice knowing y'all.

Rah: it gets better…

Aubz: WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAH?

Bella: *sends laughing Ezma Kitty gif*

Aubz: oh fuck…

Jennen: Just take this as payback for your years of shenanigans…

Kel: Its okay Aubz… its good…

Rah: I will send you a DM

Aubz: *sends a Chan hiding gif*

Rah: Check your DMs

Aubz: I am so fucked… figuratively…

Aubz: o…m…g… I am um gonna go hide now. Also just remember, I am gonna be able to tell the pirates ALLLLLLLL ABOUT YOU GUYS! So no telling the Kids ANYTHING

Rayne: I will just message Seongwha on the side and give him a list of all your side comments in your server… Like tagging Peach trying to get her to stan Ateez… the tongue pics

Shai: Remember we have access to your server too.

Aubz: oh god…

Shai: If I have to suffer, everyone is suffering…

Bella: Might wanna check the main chat guys..

Writers Collective Discord – Chaotic-Main:

CaptainsEyepatch: wtf? I thought Rayne was into Woo??????

Aubz: o.o Um… Whatcha talking about? I am Aubz Snow… I know nothing.

Rah: Don’t mind the Aubz, she’s been isolated for a while

WoosFoxEars: Cheating on me already Rayne?

CaptainsEyepatch: Wow, I thought I told you guys that you can only stan us?

BinniesCake&Biddies: Its not our fault that they found better? *winks*

WoosFoxEars: Better? I’ll remember that Binnie

ChickieYongbok: I think it’s cute!

Ferret&Flames: *sends a drama gif*

Rah: …

Bella: Now Now Guys…

ChrisHasRizzButCannotFlirt: …

SURPRISE!_ImLINO: Let them fight it out Bella… I need some entertainment…

MamaHwasTongueTamer: Where did Aubz go?

Jennen: She is hiding, she is our chaos starter…

OGMaknaeOnTop: That is an understatement from what I have read..

DobermanInTheDiscord!: oh @Aubz where are you… it shows you online!

Aubz: … New Discord, who this?

Bella: *facepalms*

Rah: *laughing*

Jennen: Didn’t you rant about FicJinnie setting you on fire in the fic @Rayne???

Rayne: … I hate you…

Aubz: um… did yall seriously use the fic Discord usernames?

Bella: They did it so we knew who they were.

Aubz: I feel like I was set up… *nervous laugh* Don’t mind me as I go and delete ALL previous messages and start walking towards the arctic circle like ive been exiled.

MamaHwasTongueTamer: @Aubz don’t do that! I am on my way up to you, Tongue and all *winks*

Aubz: Rayne… Please see other chat…

Rayne: Nope say it here Aubz

Aubz: Rayne… Not in front of guests.

Bella: *insert popcorn gif*

SURPRISE!_ImLINO: Bella share the popcorn, this is getting good.

Rayne: Aubz… I DARE you to say it in here…

Aubz: FINE… IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU THE MOMENT I FUCKING SEE YOU RAYNE!!!!!!!

TheFaeKingsCrown: @Aubz No strangling the Rayne…

MamaHwasTongueTamer: @Aubz calm down…

Jennen: Bold of y’all to assume Rayne would not enjoy Aubz strangling them…

Aubz: *facepalms* and I just swore in front of them. *cries* I am gonna go die now.

Rah: Not allowed Aubz

Aubz: On that note… I am gonna go finish prepping for the KCONers arrivals. If y’all need me, tag me *kisses* *inserts Homer Simpson disappearing gif*

MamaHwasTongueTamer: See you soon Aubz *winks*

Writers Collective Discord – Chaotic-Main:

Aubz: btw I hate y’all and fuck my life…

Rah: Nope! You love us!!!

[penisstormcomic]

episode 2 script: witherstorm x penisstorm forbidden fuckfest

[transcript] I banged ur mom bro I can’t wait 2 draw this. short, sweet, simple, straight to the point, definitely not made on franticfanfic.com

One day the ballestical penisstorm heard some ok anyway lets skip to the sex part!!!

the penisstorm starting moaning dramatically as the witherstorm slowly stroked its manhood (its entire body) with its tentacles

"do u like that babygril :333" says the witherstorm

"a-ah.. yes master" moans the penisstorm

then the witherstorm slowly started stroking faster

"a-aaahh go faster pweasee daddy.." says the penisstorm, moaning with excitement..

then the witherstorm finally stopped, edging the penisstorm

Witherstorm starts putting all of the tentaclehood inside penisstorm and penisstorm lets out a huge moan "AWOOOUGHUGHAAAWUGH harder withie" witherstorm then strokes the penisstorm's sensitive spots and the penisstorm starts whimpering and blushing while the witherstorm growls to penisstorm's face "oh yes touch my insides put your juicy manhood in me YESSS!!!!!!!" The penisstorm moaned

“Ngh…. Ngh… I cant take it anymore!!! I’m gonna CUM!!!!!!!!!!” the witherstorm screamed

“YES!!! SHOOT UR CREAMY SPERMSTORMS INSIDE OF ME NGH MFF~~~~” penisstorm got. absoluted filled to the brim with the glowing purple cum of the witherstorm

“that was so good kitten… AGH! JESSE?! Youre home early honey…” witherstorm chuckled.

“WHO… WHO IS THIS????” Jesse wailed

“YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A… PENIS??”

“I swear it’s not like that babe we’re just butt buddies”

“Butt buddies are u fucking serious” Jesse sobbed

“Ya he just comes over for a quick butt fuck nothing else I swear”

“NOTHING ELSE??? IS MY ASS NOT GOOD ENOUGH???” Jesse wailed

“Yes ur ass is so gay” witherstorm yelled

“YOURE GAY!!!”

“ITS FINE I LOVE PENISSTORM MORE!!!”

Penisstorm yelped

Jesse sighed and walked out of the the witherstorms room. It had been a good run.

later that day the ballestical penisstorm and the witherstorm were chillin, casually making out while obliterating everything in their sight because its funny.

"Man, i luv you so much penis you're my #1 babygirl fr :33" The witherstorm said while slapping an entire town to death

"Aww i love you 2 :33" the penisstorm said, giggling and blushing.

"Although I feel like i haven't been completely honest with you penis.. yknow how i said i was single with no kid??" thw witherstorm said after it was finally done slapping the small town to death.

the penisstorm glared at the witherstorm with curiosity in its glowing purple eyes

"I.. im married and i have a child.. its ugly as fuck tho" the witherstorm said, staring to the ground out of shame

"Oh.. well-" the penisstorm said, but was interrupted mid sentence by a man in the distance

"WITHERSTORM??! MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT THING!??" both of the storms turned out of shock to see a texas man with red suspenders in the distance (bro still hasnt learnt that the witherstorm likes the penisstorm more)

"A-AHH-, JESSE BBG I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.." The witherstorm yelped in shock

"THATS UR HUSBAND??" the penisstorm yelled

"YEA I AM AND ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR MAKING OUT WITH MY BBG..." Jesse screamed

"Babe pls this isnt-" the witherstorm was interrupted

"Don't worry babe ill deal with this penis just stay back ok kitten???" Jesse said, approaching the penisstorm with his cummand hoe

"dont hurt my little sugar penis!!! I know you cheated on me with toy chica!!!" the witherstorm yelled throwing blocks towards jesse

"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-ww-wwhat????? how did you know that??? please it was just a goof!!" jesse said tears filling his eyes

"toy chica thrusted 69 penises into you as a goof?!"

"well yea i mean who hasnt done that as a goof..?" jesse asked inquisitively

Jesse ran out and listened to clarity after spermstorm (the witherstorm and penisstorms kid) "YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME I WISH I DIDNT EAT" penisstorm hovered to jesse and said "WAIT I'M SURE HE DIDNT MEAN THAT" jesse walked over to penisstorm and went jesse started singing "IF ALLL OUR LOVE WAS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY MELODY!! IF-" but was slapped by the penisstorm then spermstorm jumped out of nowhere and started shouting at jesse about that hes gay "I AM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE DONGS UP MY ASS IT FEELS GOOD AND ORGASMIC" jesse cried "ACTUALLY YOU ARE GAY ACCORDING TO MY STATISTICS" the spermstorm said but then jesse cries out "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! FOR ONCE!!!!" And then jesse runs away never to be seen from the penisstorm and the spermstorm, jesse lives in a little tent with a pet rock named poodle as jesse writes a note "Hello my name is jesse, i am away from everyone including penisstorm I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS! I now live in a little campsite with my pet rock poodle i often go fishing, this is my new life style cry about it" jesse sends out the note to everyone he knows.

Sad credits with jesse playing a sad song

OK THATS IT :3 I’m 2 tired to fix spacing, grammar & stuff I’m so eepy I stayed up until 3 posting these scripts (IT TOOK SO LONG 4 SOME REASON??) anyway bye guys

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"I'm not his fiancè...not anymore." she sighs, hating being called that because it sounded so wrong. she belonged to regulus and regulus only, how could she ever love someone like theo? even if he wasn't an abusive asshole, he was still beneath her. "he should've just gotten poisoned, that would've been merciful compared to what you can do." there's a smirk on her lips and almost in her tone, malicious knowing what he could do to the other boy especially actually having the motivation.

"there's only a few....once theo is finally dead we won't have to worry about anyone else but that woman." she doesn't think the rest of the cult would come after them, why would they? they would energy cross stu like that and besides sal could expose a lot about her dear mother that would have her hung by her intestines.

"I'd be pretty pissed if you weren't glad..." she laughs big in all seriousness this was a true statement, she would be horrified if regulus wasn't obsessed with her the way she was with him. "in all honesty it's hard...you being out there and all these other not-so pretty girls around thinking they have a chance because I'm not on your arm." she sighs, biting down on her lower lip. "I know you wouldn't think about doing anything but..i just want you to always know how disgustingly obsessed I am with you regulus, I'd kill for you too...I'd watch the world burn if I knew it was just going to be me and you till the day we die...and mage of course."

regulus was always softer than most people, especially people within their cult. his heart was big enough that it extended to a poor little cat who needed his help, stopping them from doing unspeakable things in the name of murder. mage was in awe with regulus, she recalls the way the little cat would follow along behind his daddy in their little home, demanding cuddles with meows so loud and along pathetic and the way he would purr when regulus carried him around their house until the cat actually drifted off to sleep. she knows both her boys are heart broken. "he's getting all the love i can give him but it's nothing compared to the way you two love each other, I can't wait until he sees we get to be a family again." she says warmly smiling a little. "and as soon as we leave this place I want to get married...we don't have to do anything dramatic or special, at least not right now but I want to make sure that we can never be broken apart. I want to be your wife." she smiles, feeling her tears fill her eyes. "I guess this is my informal proposal...but what do you say to being husband and wife?" she can't wait to feel him, and to kiss him, she wants to lay in his bed with her head on his chest and forget about the world.

she bites down on her lip with a smile, her fingers sliding in herself slowlybad a shaky moan falls past her lips. "f-fuck I want you so bsd." she hisses, eyes fluttering back. thinking about his huge dick drives her a little insane. his next words surprise her however, he wants to see her, mentions of the toy and pretending it's her. "unless you got a replica of my own pussy it'll never feel as good as I do around your cock." she purrs. "but fine, just because I wanna see how good you're planning to fuck me tomorrow." salem pulls the phone back, switching it to a facetime call instead and angling it to where he can see her pussy with her legs spread apart and her finger pushing inside as she waits for his answer "it looks so pretty and wet for you."

she laughs at what he says and he can’t help but smile a little at the sound. “too wasted to be taken care of by his fiancé? he’s insufferable.” he can’t even begin to imagine not wanting something salem had made him, but theo somehow managed it.

he smiles again, but this time because her words amuse him. “ah… my fault, i should’ve done all the calculations first. killing your mom would save me so much time. this is why i need to make a murder itinerary for all of the people in your life i’m about to kill…” he’s joking, but he really would kill stacy if it came down to it. he would do anything for salem, actually.

he listens to her speak, explaining how no one will ever know her like he does. he feels comforted by these words, like a warm blanket being wrapped around him. he’s spent so long being afraid that he would slowly lose her, or the world would succeed in splitting them apart. “is it bad that i’m glad? it’s selfish… but i like being the only one who understands you. you’re my special treasure, and no one else gets you.” he wants to hold and cherish her forever, admiring every one of her good qualities that everyone else is too stupid or cruel to see. he doesn’t get how it’s not obvious how perfect and angelic she is, someone so beautiful inside and out that it’s difficult to even take his eyes off her. “you mean even more to me,” he whispers back, his heart racing a little faster because of the way she’s talking to him. he’s so in love with her that sometimes it feels too big for his chest, like his heart might burst.

he’s glad to know that salem is taking care of mage in his absence, even though he gets a lump in his throat sometimes because he misses his baby so much. they became attached at the hip after he rescued him, completely inseparable unless regulus wanted alone time with salem. “thank you for taking care of him. and all of the extra love you’ve probably given him, with me being gone.” he knows her well enough to know that she probably worries about their baby, giving him twice the love he deserves while he no doubt misses regulus. most people didn’t understand how sensitive salem really was, but he’s seen every part of her, and especially the part of her she saves for mage.

he’s so relieved when she says that she wants to go with him that he sighs a little. “you’re never going to lose me,” he says quietly. “but i’m glad you want to go, because i can’t stand being apart anymore.” he’s tired of not being able to see her beautiful face in person, or reach out and touch her. he wants to hold her more than anything and it’s all he thinks about anymore.

touching himself feels even better when he knows she’s getting off to the sight of him, hearing the way her breathing changes. she confirms she’s touching herself too and it makes him moan softly, jerking off a little harder as his fist tightens around his length. “my dick is so pretty and long for you,” he murmurs, voice so quiet that she could easily miss it. “wish you could taste me, too.”

he pauses, using his thumb to hit the facetime option, his phone dialing her to pick up the new call. “play with yourself and show me. then maybe i’ll show you what i look like when i’m pretending to fuck you.” his toy is sitting in his bedside table drawer, waiting to be used.

[maraczeks]

tww s6 thread pt 2

[pleasingforharry]

Michelle Randolph

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harryfan1 noo what did he do??

yourinstagram I don’t wanna talk about it

harrystyles I love you. Take me back.

yourbff she’s mine now

y/nfan1 it’s okay, you were too hot for a boyfriend

harrystyles Y/N, I told you they only had grape flavor left. I’m sorry.

yourinstagram I want your stuff gone by morning

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yourbff

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yourbff they’re fine. stop bothering me now

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yourinstagram pause I’m a hot kisser what??

y/nfan1 I need proof, kiss me

harryfan1 thank you for your service yourbff

yourbff no problem babe

yoursister the most dramatic couple ever

yourinstagram I know where you live

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harrystyles

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harrystyles “I think I’m Snow White.”

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yourinstagram but I think I ammmmmm

yoursister nah you’re that witch lady

harrystyles Noooooo

y/nfan1 beautiful hairrr

harryfan1 he’s sucking up now hahah

yourinstagram I figured

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram spent the night with this one. 

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harrystyles you make my nights so much better. i’m so honored to be your boyfriend. i’m a loser without you. y/n will you marry me?

harrystyles Stop hacking me.

yourinstagram TMZ is gonna eat this shit up ;)

TMZ Breaking news!

yourinstagram what did i tell you...

y/fan1 OMG Y/N

yourbff GIRL WHAT WAS THAT??

yourinstagram harry’s confession of his love for me?

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yourbff

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yourbff she’s a fiancée :) yourinstagram

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yourinstagram my maid of honor

yourbff yayyyy

yoursister took her long enough

yourinstagram babe you’re single..???

y/nfan1 I love this inside joke hahahsha

yourbff what inside joke??

y/nfan2 OH GOD

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TMZ

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TMZ It’s confirmed! Singer harrystyles and his girlfriend, yourinstagram, are now a newly engaged couple. Congrats to them!

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yourinstagram WAIT IT WAS A JOKE HELPPP

yourbff NO NO NO WAIT

harrystyles They look so in love. Congrats to them.

yourinstagram I hate you.

yourinstagram honestly it should be ‘hot Netflix binge-watcher expert Y/N and her boyfriend, Harry’ but thats just me

harrystyles Agreed, darling.

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Idk why I had so much fun with this one ahahha

[kuronekonerochan]

Random Hanadan/BoF Shitpost

After hearing that Love in Flames of War, a republican era cdrama had Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers/ Meteor Garden/ F4 vibes... but eventually failed to deliver on that front I rambled at @dangermousie​ that, actually, we SHOULD have a Hanadan version of every genre of cdrama.

 No...wait...I’m joking...but also not. My reasoning for this is solid:

 1) No matter what you thing of Hanadan and all it’s objectively toxic and dated glory, you can’t deny it is a hallmark in the history of shoujo manga/anime/asian drama/ live action adaptation/remake pumping machine. It paved the way for all the ItaKiss, Fated to Love You, etc...and it is still to this day a nostalgia magnet for an easy cash grab with each remake (also the latest one might be the best lol).

 2) *Surrender by Cheaptricks plays in the background, talks in “there is no war in ba sing se” mode* There are no new ideas in media. Everything is a sequel, prequel, remake, reboot, retelling, soft reboot, parody, homage, the same thing over and over again but call it by another name (it’s still a rose, yeah Shakespeare, you’re a genius, congrats!).

 3) Let’s face it. Dramaland is going through the lowest of lows. Cdramas are bad and boring, Kdramas are scarce and boring and Jdramas are 10 ep cute little intros to the story you really wanna see that’s about to begin...at the end of ep10, last episode, no 2nd season. So, they might as well try Every Hanadan Set Everywhere all at Once.

 So, without further ado, introducing...every genre of Cdrama Hanadan (with crazy plot eggs for some and none for others bc I say so):

Starting with contemporary…

1)      Reverse hanadan where the fl is a rich asshole and the ml a poor little meow meow

2)      Time loop hanadan

3)      Modern Fantasy hanadan (sort of like the beginning of Bulgasal but more petty and less angsty lol)

4)      Transmigration low budget web drama romcom hanadan

5)      *barfs* modern office corporate romance hanadan

6)      *barfs again* gaming hanadan

7)      Sports hanadan (aka if HanaKimi wasn’t genderbender or cute but toxic instead)

8)      Coming of Age/ Youth to Adult Married life Hanadan 

Syke! Too late! There is already an OG classic toxic Hanadan of this Genre, it’s called Itazura na Kiss (and it’s my guilty pleasure, my personal hanadan lol)

9)      Ice sports hanadan....yesss...get gory with the bullying with ice skating blades muahahaha. The red card locks her on the ice rink and they oil the railings/plexiglass around it so she can't even climb out and she nearly freezes to death. They rope her to the back of a zamboni and drag her through the ice. While she is trapped on the ice rink, they rig a bucket of water to fall over her so she freezes faster.

Now for the period dramas…

10)   Republican Era hanadan

They could use the boat scene ending from the finale of the anime as a convenient plotpoint to escape the republican era without dying in the republican turmoil. "Oh, they just reunited dramatically on a boat post amnesia and went abroad together and missed all the political fatal shit and lived happily ever after. Their kids returned to China and lived happily under the great CCP rule (/s)!

11)   Palace hanadan

It’s hanadan meets legend of Ruyi where he is the Crown Prince but the Empress Dowager holds all the power and on some humiliation move has him take a barbarian slave as a concubine...and the red card is that it's open season on her from every noble or regular consort of his harem and his friends in the court...all is fair the only rule is she cannot be murdered, everything else is fair game. So she is beating to the brink of death, poisoned daily with agonizing pills only to be given antidotes at the last minute, drowned, flayed, etc.

12)   Wuxia hanadan. Similar. Dude is the leader of the jianghu, declares her a demon bc she offended him and has all the pretentious righteous sects go after her with agonizing Gus pushed on her body, plenty of chains, kebab her in multiple ways with stakes in torture chambers to cast out the evil.

13)   BL Wuxia hanadan. (this one is just here by popular demand. Mine. No, I will not elaborate on that).

14)   And at last…my personal favorite….drum rolls… Xianxia hanadan (here is the plot):

She spilled peach wine on his cloud robes once by accident before the Great Heaven's Ceremony so he scribed her name carelessly on the stone of the doomed as petty revenge hoping she'd get some bad karma. But at the time the Demon Overlord was fighting the Lord of Fate and the Dijun on Kunlun and as they made their final strike the demon overlord turned into a cloud of heavy miasma that swirled away swiftly for miles and landed on the stone of the doomed. Hence, for the next 10.000 years the calamities and heavenly tribulations of every god were transferred into the unlucky FL.

In the first 300 years, the gods were unsure of what was happening, but soon word spread of a small menial demigoddess who seemed to be getting an abnormal amount of calamities and trials and yet never ascended into a higher level god. But other gods were getting past their fated tribulations dates without experiencing the event itself but still ascending afterwards. Soon this bizarre phenomenon was being gossiped throughout all the heavenly realms and the gods were rushing to get their hands on every magical item capable of moving forward their tribulation dates... After all, who knew how long this free meal would last? So it follows that our female lead spent the next 10.000 overbooked from torturing calamity to the next without a break or a reward.

Our cloud cloaked protagonist came to learn of this business about 500 years into it. It was not his intention for the karmic payback to be that harsh...but then again it was his best cloud vest that the annoying, insignificant little demigoddess had ruined...and if the consequences had been that rough, who was he to question the Great Design. He soon forgot all about it, surely none of that pesky matter would come back to bother him...

10.000 later: Our fuming fl finally had enough...after experiencing every form of dismemberment as a human, for eons, though she didn't collect an ounce of heavenly grace to ascend to higher goddess....she sure damn well accumulated enough yin to form a monumental grudge...and she would use all of that energy into one single punch for a certain cloud clothed god that would send him so high the gods would finally know what lies above the heavenly realm...not that he'd get the opportunity to tell the tale.

Congrats! you made it to the end of my loooong ass ramble. 

Here’s some Ice Cream...

[featherfur]

[Contains Spoilers for Guardian]

Lowkey thinking about a Guardian fic, post canon that just rewrites the end so that everyone survives. Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan get together and Da Qing is extremely happy for them but is still a cat and grumpy that suddenly His Human is ignoring him for Shen Wei. Zhao Yunlan doesn't notice because Da Qing is trying to be supportive and because he assumes its from all the recent cases they've been doing so they're all tired and cranky. Shen Wei on the other hand does very much notice because every time Zhao Yunlan leaves, Da Qing starts dramatically throwing himself around the house and onto Shen Wei's feet for attention.

Shen Wei just picks him up and scratches at his ears and asks if he's lonely. Da Qing meows absolutely pitifully and acts like he's dying because he hasn't gotten as much attention as usual the past two months, so Shen Wei just smiles and offers to take him out to dinner at his favorite fish shop. It becomes a routine since Shen Wei lost his powers for them to hang out together when Zhao Yunlan is busy, but now Zhao Yunlan is offended that he was Betrayed by both his husband and his cat.

Zhao Yunlan sneaks up behind his husband to latch on and grumble "I know you're trying to steal my cat, admit it." and Shen Wei just sticks a spoon with the sauce he's making into his mouth to shut him up. Zhao Yunlan is playfully insulted until he actually tastes it and declares "Actually you can keep the cat. Just so you know I come with the cat so you have to keep me too."

Shen Wei wonders what the hell is wrong with his husband but also loves him so he just smiles adoringly at him and mumbles "Wasn't that the point in marrying you?"

Zhao Yunlan fake swoons and hugs him tighter from behind, trying to kiss his cheek when Da Qing jumps on Shen Wei's other shoulder and starts batting at him.

Shen Wei is stuck in an argument between the two about who gets more attention and who likes Shen Wei most, he'd complain but really would he ever win against a cat and the most stubborn man alive? Not even mentioning that Shen Wei loves them to the point that he just feels more loved listening to the dramatic argument for his attention.