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Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

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only real dudes know what this post means

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something that I HAVE to know: has anyone made jokes about dripstone being stone with drip yet? if not, here's your chance

it’s been done before, but that won’t stop me

*ultra instinct theme kicks in*

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Waxed Block of Copper

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in case anyone was wondering what’s happening on twitter dream the minecraft guy is getting into a flame war with the kid who voice acted gumball because gumball said his merch looks like shit

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If only there was a tiny little camera inside

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Technoblade

Technoblade

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Mining kills several dozen a year. 

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i have a fucking bone to pick. u kno that minecraft song 'don't mine at night'?? this has weighed on my conscience for several years. that song makes absolutely no sense. why the Fuck would you not mine at night?? monsters do not spawn in relation to the day/night cycle. monsters spawn depending on the darkness level of an area. you can get mobs in a cave during the day. why the FUCK would you waste daylight hours when mobs are going to spawn anyway?? night is the BEST time for mining. day is reserved for activities that can only be done then (if we're assuming the singer doesn't want to encounter mobs), like gathering wood or building. you're going to encounter mobs in caves either way. the REAL issue the singer has is the mobs not night, and has built an unfortunate association between being killed by them and night time, a time of day which ultimately has nothing to do with whether or not you're going to be killed in a cave. it has pissed me off since the first time I ever heard it in 2013. it's such a fucking banger as well fucks sake

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damn girl you look like you only spawn in areas with light level 7 or less can i buy you a drink