And what if I said Porter is the fantasy high equivalent of DDLC!Monika. What if I said he was staring down the barrel of being a pawn in the story he’s written into and he decided that that monotony and lack of choice that comes of being an npc wasn’t enough.
Why not be evil if it makes things interesting for a player or the viewer. Why not force change. Why not play with the other NPCs like dolls. Why not rewrite the narrative in blood, as long as you get to play God.
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
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four trans people walk into a movie theater …
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said
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