#[ i love hc questions! ]

[heph]

DUNGEONS, DUNGEONS & MORE DUNGEONS

[sgt-tombstone]

the comedic potential of Simon Riley’s middle name being John is unparalleled

He doesn’t tell anyone at first, but it’s definitely why he calls Soap “Johnny” and Price by his last name or rank only, because it’s weird that two of his teammates have the same name as his middle name

When Gaz finds out, he’s livid. The 141 is 75% John; he can’t fucking get away from them. Price points out that his name is actually Jonathan, thinking he’s being helpful (he’s not) and Johnny thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world

Simon seriously considers a legal name change just to keep the peace; he’s always loved the way John Riley sounds, but the ring in his dresser will make sure he hears that particular combination for the rest of his life

[helsensm]

If you’re still taking requests, Mk1 Kung Lao meets Mk11 Kung Lao?

I will use this ask to finish the wip I had since November, thank you anon <3

[vinestaff]

OKAY OKAY OKAY

[ecstarry]

humbling requesting single dad james with regulus hcs 🙇

this is adorableeee!!!

I have a soft spot for age gap jeggy sooo for me it's always james a bit older, extra points if he already has some grey hairs here and there

James is the kind of dad that carries his son on one arm and everything else on the other arm likes it's NOTHING, all potter men are like this!!!! monty was the same

Okay James is usually very protective of who takes care of Harry but with Reg he felt sooo comfortable leaving them alone

Regulus NEVER uses a baby voice to talk to Harry!!!! they have lovely conversations even when Harry is a small baby who barely makes sounds. My Reg is making sure that baby will be SMART AND WELL SPOKEN

REGULUS PLAYS MUSIC FOR HARRY AND COMPOSES NEW SONGS ON THE PIANO FOR HIM AND EVERYTHING

James sings a lullaby that Effie used to sing to him when he was a kid and Regulus learns it so he can sing it to Harry if he's ever upset and James isn't around

Harry CLINGS to Reg's finger and REG LOVES IT AND MELTS BUT JAMES FEELS LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME HE SEES THAT

[artsycooky13]

i peeked into the sonic fandom and this dynamic grew on me. also satbk was really cool

[lorebird]

In which Ford struggles so badly to relate to other people that he wonders if he’s really human at all. The more isolated he becomes, the harder it is to reconcile with his own humanity.

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

In one of the episodes, Jun mentioned that she wanted to pierce her ears twice. in your version she has already done this?

oh dude you either have memory of a steel trap or someone had a good rewatch recently! But, wow, tbh I do not remember this and in HoM AU designs I only delibarately added earrings/piercings to Kim and Jake to sort of break their design more from their og looks (especially Kim lol, I barely changed her anything xD) but also for practical in-verse reasons. I didnt even think about Jun or anyone else... but you know? I like it, so now she does!

AND now she got 7 of them!!! Some are just simple hoops or studs, but others are magical gem stones for emergencies (small spells and protections), and she can just swap them out when needed.

After you mentioned it, I wonder why out of all characters Jun is like almost the only one without piercings of any sorts? I mean even Lila got a fang earring and she has been human-shaped for like less than a year?? Which led me to a headcanon:

What if Jun's invulnerability is so strong she couldn't even get piercings in a normal human way? So, going with her Mom or her friends to get her ears pierced in a mall was out of the question. She and Jasmine had to enchant a needle/make a spell (or maybe just visit a monster beauty salon), just for her to do it and after they just show up to her parents like: "Oh look Barbara, Michael, I took Jun to pierce her ears, doesn't she look wonderful?'

And later Jun just took the needle/spell to covertly make more piercings with her friends, which Ophelia was more than happy to do. The other three she got a bit later over the years. ;D

[struck-by-the-rain]

they r literally perfectly colour coordinated with the flag this is bringing me such joy

[thedragonkween]

Hello, do you think Baldwin likes a chubby wife?

Hi nonnie!! I’m going to be very real and possibly obvious with you: I think Baldwin would adore you no matter your shape or form.

I seriously believe he’d be so smitten and happy to have found a cute wife to dote on and to share his burdens that your figure would be secondary to the light you brought in his life.

He adores you so much for everything that you are personality wise that he simply could not see you as anything less than one of the loveliest creatures God has created.

Plus, if I’m not mistaken, especially during those times a rounder body was associated with fertility, health and femininity, so there is something to be said about that. 😉

So my answer is: definitely yes!

[natslilcorner]

Baby!Philza AU

The End is as cold and bare as always. She doesn't blame The King for wanting things to decorate it, but still there is a limit to how much you can take.

Rose walks on the Island looking at all the creatures that live there. Enderman get aggressive when looked at, but she knows she is safe. She is powerful enough to destroy this whole place, even though she would never do it.

Now that The End has no ruler, the remnant Gods often go to check on it to make sure everything is stable. Balance is important and after the war they all have enough of the chaos. Talking about chaos, Rose looks in the distance and sees an unusual number of Enderman all gathered together. It's rare for Enderman to group up since they are solitary creatures.

Rose gets near the area and the closer she gets she hears another sound among the Enderman’s cries. A sound that should not belong in The End.

As soon as she is close the beasts teleport away finally allowing her to see what caught their attention.

Oh.

The Goddess kneels in front of a small bundle of white cloth. Inside it? A baby! She could not believe her eyes. What is a human baby doing in the wastelands? The End should be closed for humans so how did this little thing end up here?

Rose carefully picks up the baby keeping it in the centre of her palm. Right. She is not human sized right now, but maybe that’s safer for the baby! She stands up carefully and starts walking towards the portal. She has to show Blaze!

The End is as cold and bare as always. She doesn't blame The King for wanting things to decorate it, but still there is a limit to how much you can take.

Rose walks on the Island looking at all the creatures that live there. Enderman get aggressive when looked at, but she knows she is safe. She is powerful enough to destroy this whole place, even though she would never do it.

Now that The End has no ruler, the remnant Gods often go to check on it to make sure everything is stable. Balance is important and after the war they all have enough of the chaos. Talking about chaos, Rose looks in the distance and see an unusual number of Enderman all gathered together. It's rare for Enderman to group up since they are solitary creatures.

Rose gets near the area and the closer she gets she hears another sound among the Enderman’s cries. A sound that should not belong in The End.

As soon as she is close the beasts teleport away finally allowing her to see what caught their attention.

Oh.

The Goddess kneels in front of a small bundle of white cloth. Inside it? A baby! She could not believe her eyes. What is a human baby doing in the wastelands of the End? The End should be closed for humans so how did this little thing end up here?

Rose carefully picks up the baby keeping it in the centre of her palm. Right. She is not human sized right now, but maybe that’s safer for the baby! She stands up carefully and starts walking towards the portal. She has to show Blaze!

Idk because of QSMP and how Rose would call q!Philza “child of the sky” I imagined her as some sort of a mother figure :D So yeah baby Phil being found by her and then him growing up around the Gods. Rose being the chill carefree parent. Blaze being paranoid and assigning She and He as his babysitters and guards. Blaze coming to the Overworld and seeing both Rose and Phil playing in the mud. On “who” Philza in this type au is idk?? Like sometimes I like to think Philza would be the next “End guardian” like each thing (nether, oceans etc) needed someone to take care of them, and since the EnderKing is gonezo, Phil was born. This is why he also is a winged “human”. The Gods don’t know that tho.. they are not familiar with this. Or he is just an abandoned baby lol

I imagined the Ocean Overlord babysitting baby Phil. Rose dropping him off at his home and him putting Phil in a donut floatie to play in the water.

Rose comes back and asks Ocean about the baby. “What child?.........................oh, THE CHILD”. He totally forgot about it and went to play videogames. After a long search they find Phil in the middle of the ocean, sunburned, with dolphins swimming around him. Also Phil is holding a fish cuz why not lmao

Anyway Ocean can no longer babysit alone. Blaze was not happy.

Oh maybe Ocean is the one who gave Phil his little hat as a sorry/joke LOL Blaze did not find it funny.

Phil growing up learning so many skills thanks to the Gods who took care of him. Planning, fighting and organisation from Blaze, from Rose building, taking care of animals and nature etc, and from Ocean how to be independent and survival skills since his ass was not looking after him LMAO

Sjfsjibksnsfdjsfjfsjs immortal gods taking care of baby with no idea of what they are doing>>>>

(some old art lol)

part 1 (this one ig??)

part 2 (She and He appearence)

part 3 (Baby Phil and Rose)

[syquinox]

It's his straight married swag

[harbingersecho]

ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did to you

[sulfies]

I'm curious to hear what your Altair and Ezio think of The Farm, should Desmond tell them about it!

I dont think my hc Desmond would outright talk about it unless they ask, but the other two would figure out bits from their convos.

Like Ezio would talk about big family dinners and how noisy it was and how he kinda misses it and Desmond would be like "Must be nice, my meals were mostly silent and quick" just bits and slips that hint on how isolated his childhood was. He maybe doesnt even realize how fucked up some things he says are.

I do love when in fics authors make it so Desmond was trained harder than anyone, but I find it funny that Canon Desmond barely had any idea wtf Assassins were or how they work till he got kidnapped, so maybe he talks about smthn and goes like "ooooh so thats why I had to do that *incredibly dangerous* thing as a kid"

Once they did learn/figure out tho,

Altair: would probobly be the person who understood the most since he grew up as a Assassin too, even tho his childhood was also crazy, I think he would almost Pity Desmond bc atleast he had a good father for a bit and the Assassins in Maysaf were still a community and not isolated from the town. Probobly would open up first about himself to get Desmond to talk about it but it might backfire a bit w desmond saying "oh god I got no right to complain their parents died infront of them😭"

Ezio: would be like "so u grew up with assassins whoa! Must be a huge family that has eachothers backs!" And Desmond is like 😬 "not rlly", once he learned he would be devastated, especially if its Ezio after brotherhood is established "thats not right! Its supossed to be a Brotherhood!" And just like be extra mad on his behalf and Desmond would appriciate him being loud for him. Might force him and Altair to family dinners with Maria and Claudia.

I think they would take the news of Desmond being made to genetically be a perfect cocktail of Assassins the worse out of everything and would have the "ur so much more than ur dna" group hug session

Overall I dont think they would Coddle him too much and Desmond wouldnt want to be coddled but It would strengthen their bond once he spoke about it, just regular old traumabonding

But If they ever saw Will for some rsn:

Ezio: his smile would drop as soon as he was talking or he looked towards Will, would give short answers which Will would think fo him being respectfull till Ezio disagreed with every idea he says (bad or good)

Altair: glares, silent, would use big words to show his superiority would say stuff like "oh thats what you guys do? Hmm we found that unnecesery and timewaste" "These swords? Hmm we dont use them due to bla bla bla but you do you" just find something bad about every single thing and like make jabs about it.

Bc he is sadly a Mentor they wouldnt like go punch him in the face but they would do their best to annoy him in a way he cannot call out bc thecnically they didnt do anything. And ofc they wouldnt answer any question he asked and just say "u dont know? Hmm👀"

One of them almost always would be next to Desmond even tho he would be like "omfg stop acting like guarddogs" and litterally not rlly give a shit that Will was there anymore (basically over it)

[silverorchideon]

"Hello! Supervisor Grian here to remind you, Scar and Skizz, that the information given to you two is strictly confidential. I, along with the other higher-ups, are happy with the accuracy of your responses nonetheless, and we wish to see you continue this behaviour. We are always watching and listening, have a good day."

Creating AU's at a record pace currently-

Anyways, I saw the permit office and watched a playthrough of Home Safety Hotline and decided to draw this little thing.

Basically, Grian replaces Supervisor Carol and Scar and Skizz replaces the main character. Pearl, Jimmy, and Martyn work as "higher-ups" in this company and deal with the pests and hazards when reported. They themselves are very subliminal when they appear, though otherwise, remain in their typical human appearance to protect their identities.

They can turn people into Endermites, instead of mice!

Also, the hotline is available on many a server, though most of the callers are from HC/EMP because most came to HC for a reason, and it spilled over in Season 9. Some life series members not in either server may also be affected.

Surprisingly not a permadeath au, and the more deadly creatures (false artifact, sprig trees, etc) either cause the affected to be in a death loop, only broken by a Watcher/Listener (oh hey, guess who does that), affects the next respawn permanently (false beet, fae flu, etc.), or, when broken out and saved, causes either amnesia or high confusion, possibly permanently (neighbour's doorways, portals, etc.)

Also, if you guys want to create some calls for any MCYTer (preferably from Hermitcraft and Empires), do respond with them please!!! The link to all of the entries are here, but please be cautious if you are sensitive to insects, spiders, eyes/being watched, tight spaces, dogs, or general scary imagery.

I only have a Dream Weaver for BDubs, Wood Secretions for Doc, and possibly either Tea Sprites/Fae Flu for X and maybe unicorn fungi for Ren, so be free and have fun with this, if you'd like.

Oh, yeah! And the logo for it!

[mellonyheart]

Ya wanna know what Mammon would actually do for Valentines/Christmas/New Years/anniversary/your birthday/any other holiday or celebration?

He would try his damnedest to come up with something memorable. Just about every devilgram for any celebration or even just random dates has Mammon mentioning that this will create a good memory or that he wanted this day to be special.

Yeah, he likes casinos and chill hang outs but it's also so important to him that he can make good positive memories for both of you.

Mammon really is a lot smarter than he seems. He's always thinking about you. He's thinking about the future and the present and how he can make every day brighter for you.

Sure, Mammon is greedy and it colors his intentions but despite wanting you so bad that he's going crazy he still puts you and your opinions first.

Mammon loves more than you'll ever know.