#bet the enderking doesnt own a bidet

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Baby!Philza AU

The End is as cold and bare as always. She doesn't blame The King for wanting things to decorate it, but still there is a limit to how much you can take.

Rose walks on the Island looking at all the creatures that live there. Enderman get aggressive when looked at, but she knows she is safe. She is powerful enough to destroy this whole place, even though she would never do it.

Now that The End has no ruler, the remnant Gods often go to check on it to make sure everything is stable. Balance is important and after the war they all have enough of the chaos. Talking about chaos, Rose looks in the distance and sees an unusual number of Enderman all gathered together. It's rare for Enderman to group up since they are solitary creatures.

Rose gets near the area and the closer she gets she hears another sound among the Enderman’s cries. A sound that should not belong in The End.

As soon as she is close the beasts teleport away finally allowing her to see what caught their attention.

Oh.

The Goddess kneels in front of a small bundle of white cloth. Inside it? A baby! She could not believe her eyes. What is a human baby doing in the wastelands? The End should be closed for humans so how did this little thing end up here?

Rose carefully picks up the baby keeping it in the centre of her palm. Right. She is not human sized right now, but maybe that’s safer for the baby! She stands up carefully and starts walking towards the portal. She has to show Blaze!

The End is as cold and bare as always. She doesn't blame The King for wanting things to decorate it, but still there is a limit to how much you can take.

Rose walks on the Island looking at all the creatures that live there. Enderman get aggressive when looked at, but she knows she is safe. She is powerful enough to destroy this whole place, even though she would never do it.

Now that The End has no ruler, the remnant Gods often go to check on it to make sure everything is stable. Balance is important and after the war they all have enough of the chaos. Talking about chaos, Rose looks in the distance and see an unusual number of Enderman all gathered together. It's rare for Enderman to group up since they are solitary creatures.

Rose gets near the area and the closer she gets she hears another sound among the Enderman’s cries. A sound that should not belong in The End.

As soon as she is close the beasts teleport away finally allowing her to see what caught their attention.

Oh.

The Goddess kneels in front of a small bundle of white cloth. Inside it? A baby! She could not believe her eyes. What is a human baby doing in the wastelands of the End? The End should be closed for humans so how did this little thing end up here?

Rose carefully picks up the baby keeping it in the centre of her palm. Right. She is not human sized right now, but maybe that’s safer for the baby! She stands up carefully and starts walking towards the portal. She has to show Blaze!

Idk because of QSMP and how Rose would call q!Philza “child of the sky” I imagined her as some sort of a mother figure :D So yeah baby Phil being found by her and then him growing up around the Gods. Rose being the chill carefree parent. Blaze being paranoid and assigning She and He as his babysitters and guards. Blaze coming to the Overworld and seeing both Rose and Phil playing in the mud. On “who” Philza in this type au is idk?? Like sometimes I like to think Philza would be the next “End guardian” like each thing (nether, oceans etc) needed someone to take care of them, and since the EnderKing is gonezo, Phil was born. This is why he also is a winged “human”. The Gods don’t know that tho.. they are not familiar with this. Or he is just an abandoned baby lol

I imagined the Ocean Overlord babysitting baby Phil. Rose dropping him off at his home and him putting Phil in a donut floatie to play in the water.

Rose comes back and asks Ocean about the baby. “What child?.........................oh, THE CHILD”. He totally forgot about it and went to play videogames. After a long search they find Phil in the middle of the ocean, sunburned, with dolphins swimming around him. Also Phil is holding a fish cuz why not lmao

Anyway Ocean can no longer babysit alone. Blaze was not happy.

Oh maybe Ocean is the one who gave Phil his little hat as a sorry/joke LOL Blaze did not find it funny.

Phil growing up learning so many skills thanks to the Gods who took care of him. Planning, fighting and organisation from Blaze, from Rose building, taking care of animals and nature etc, and from Ocean how to be independent and survival skills since his ass was not looking after him LMAO

Sjfsjibksnsfdjsfjfsjs immortal gods taking care of baby with no idea of what they are doing>>>>

(some old art lol)

part 1 (this one ig??)

part 2 (She and He appearence)

part 3 (Baby Phil and Rose)