sunbella

[front-facing-pokemon]

[unstable-era]

IMAGES ARE STILL NOT LOADING EVEN ON DESKTOP

help, it's been like this for daaays.

i thought maybe it's just in the app, but i checked today and it's all just gradient rectangles, nothing's loading??? what!!

it's like tumblr is lowkey forcing me to go premium. LMAO pls

[otherpeoplesheartachept-2]

Wow I love that I have to snooze Tumblr live and then even when I do the fucking live icon is still on the bottom of my screen, this is a great change Tumblr and will not actively discourage me from using your app

[nymika-arts]

can you please stop reblogging that car its literally like the sixth time i've had to see it today you only need to self reblog once after posting

fuck you

[grotesquefl0wer]

who do you ship jason with?

Trigon

Okay I'm kidding (unless...) but tbh I don't really ship him with anyone I just like him with his family (not in an incest way this time, I don't really like pseudoincest). I just like when my boy is happy!!

[altruistic-meme]

honestly shook to the core by the number of posts i have seen today where people have just been shitting on fanfic authors all over the place. what is it about this week that is just full of such hate and negativity?? and can i perhaps stop seeing it now???

[love-songs-for-emma]

how do i turn off this awful new feature on tumblr mobile (android user, US) where you're shown a random reblog comment sometimes below a post???

[dilfsuzanneyk]

hey! hello! down here! no fuck you go even further down [squashes you into the dirt under my boots]

[ech0light]

new tumblr update so dogshit posts wont even load

[indefiniteavatar]

So basically, in a case about him shoving money at someone so they shut up about him. . .he can’t shut the fuck up himself. I would say something clever and funny here, except the sad part is that this is just so normal in current politics that it’s just. . .not hilariously absurd behavior anymore? Not to say that it’s not absurd - it is beyond such, but it is just. . . predictable, I suppose.

I guess this is how I feel about politics lately? Either I get mad at everything or I try to laugh at everything and normally that works because politicians usually aren’t so tragically stupid so very often, but now I just kinda have to chuckle at the particularly eyeroll worthy things like this, and try to ignore everything else or my brain will explode.

[birdsintheory]

Anyone else’s app start opening the AppStore or a browser link from an ad without the ad even loading on the screen let alone clicking it?

[beside-myself-with-glory]

Heya! Hope you’re doing well this holiday season (I saw you in my RBs and just wanted to say hello heheh)

hiiiiiiiiii SJSJSJ I am! I hope you are also doing well and it’s nice to formally meet u !! im sasha they/them :-) it’s cool we’re mutuals now ! and that you’ve noticed I rb everything I see on my strawberries acc and my main’s the grace one SJSJSJ I usually put like. stuff I particularly wanna save but I usually rb it on my strawberries one if u just wanna follow one and not have double posts lol

[lilgynt]

so. bc we kept being put in a queue that we’re not trained for. that we’re not trained for bc of the widespread issue of this department pushing their work onto us and trying to snub that outright just by not training us. my company is making several of my coworkers come in on their day off for an eight hour training For that Department.

[last-of-cheese]

I posted 5,155 times in 2022

That's 3,241 more posts than 2021!

26 posts created (1%)

5,129 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@a-sleepy-dragon

@kuwabaraisaman

@my-life-is-a-bad-romcom

@annbun

@raelwrites

I tagged 331 of my posts in 2022

#i laughed harder than i should have - 51 posts

#perfection - 43 posts

#pedro pascal - 17 posts

#the last of us - 17 posts

#moon knight - 16 posts

#oscar isaac - 12 posts

#the mandalorian - 12 posts

#marveledit - 11 posts

#moonknightedit - 10 posts

#usersaoirse - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 126 characters

#me when i watch the batman 2 and they go to the circus: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😥😥😱😱😱😨😨😨🤩🤩🤩😨😨😨🥺🥺🥺

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy the other day, and apparently this was the first thing out of my mouth when I woke up from it. Anesthesia is a hell of a thing man.

7 notes - Posted January 25, 2022

#4

I will always be your impromptu family member and support if you need to take care of yourself and your body.

Your body. Your choice.

You are safe with me, my state, my home. I will hold your hand with you and be with you though any part you want me to. I will be your alibi so you are safe when returning home.

Stay safe though this hell

22 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#3

Named my Lurantis, in Pokémon Go, Ford Cruller. Just because it looks like he has bacon legs.

Get it.

Someone tell me I’m funny please.

29 notes - Posted May 23, 2022

#2

Me seriously contemplating spending a couple grand on making a show accurate Khonshu cosplay because I simp the bird boi to much.

Way more likely than you think. I don’t even go to conventions anymore. I just wanna be a spooky skellybird.

34 notes - Posted April 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I got a new kitten. Her name is Maggie.

540 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[wildcatofgreen]

So did Lilac ever carry you when running? or take you with her during a boost? must have been pretty wild moving at that speed.

"FIRST OF ALL, I can go as just as fast as Lilac can, thank you very much." Genuine offense taken there.

"Secondly...

"...Maybe.

"Jus' like how I had'ta take her sometimes on my bike if she like, sprained somethin' or whatever, if I broke my bike or if I jus' wasn't good enough to drive, then uh,

"She would. It was... kinda... nice, whenever it happened. Bein' held in her arms and stuff. Felt so... weightless, y'know? Puttin' my full faith in someone else, knowin' that they got my back.

"Usually when I go fast, it's like, in my control. I move my bike right or left or whatever. 'Cause I know what I'm doin'.

"Ain't sayin' Lyli don't know what she's doin', though. It's just...

"You ever go on a rollercoaster? Or--no, not a rollercoaster. But one'a those rides that take ya waaaay up in the sky, then PLUMMETS you back down. It's kinda like that, but on whole 'nother level, y'know?

" 'Cause, with one'a those rides, you know what it's gonna do. Up an' down, up an' down. It does it fast, an' it's kinda dangerous, but that sierra don't compare to runnin' with Lyli like that.

" 'Cause you don't got that kinda control or foreknowledge about sierra. All ya got is blind faith an' trust in another. Every twist, every turn, every slight movement or their breathin' or the quiet rumblin' of their feet, you feel that. Your life is in their hands, and ya gotta trust that they know what they're doin' with it.

"An' it's Lyli, so of course she does!

"But it don't change the fact that like, you got this other person doin' all this stuff, expertly, too. And you're just... there, a passenger. You're feelin' all those same things, all the wind on your face, all the excitement an' exhilaration that you normally would feel.

"But it ain't you doin' it. It's someone else. An' damn, is it fuckin' excitin'."

[weebsinstash]

I know the show isn't out yet but Stayed Gone is stuck in my head and I'm chugging my yandere Vox juice so hard right now. I think he has the capacity to be absolutely insufferable

---for starters THE SPYING POTENTIAL WITH THIS MAN. You're telling me he can directly plug himself in to the city power grid and see through all televisions, potentially even phones and computers too? Could he put himself on your phone and start going through your texts? Could he even just put himself on your phone real quick while you're sleeping to check in on you? You couldn't even have privacy in your own home because of whatever screens are around he could potentially shoot himself to or watch you through. Imagine just being in your apartment completely alone and he's suddenly on your tv. Like what if you had just been sitting there topless or with your dick out or something or 👀 I mean. He could see so much, really...

---God honestly like. You know I keep mentioning the Instagram without ever attaching pics or anything because I'm on mobile and I'd have to use the hazbin Instagram archive blogs here on tumblr to go find them back like, you know Val would openly post the meanest shit, would literally post Vox's face being busted up because he woke Val up from a nap or i think it was he literally just brought him the wrong soda (which to be fair was taken from Velvet and was half empty), and then you go over to Vox's account and his pic was taping his pieces back on while being really frustrated and kinda lowkey looking like he would cry

Like Val's out here "women are stupid also men are stupid too" and talking about how he adopted a dog and killed it within like 48 hours and here's Vox celebrating his pet's birthday with cake and a party like. Why are these men together. Why. Why. Don't get me wrong I love to be the involuntary third in a toxic codependency but--

look all I'm saying is... do any of you get really really upset when you see someone being mistreated, especially more so a friend of yours?

READER JUST LOSING THEIR SHIT GETTING FERAL ANGRY SHOUTING AND SCREAMING AT VAL BECAUSE HE PULLS SOME SHIT and like that's IT for you because 1. Valentino might like actually backhand you one as well, do you think he wears rings so it hurts, 2. Vox sees you defending him and like, it's based on your own preferences really but if he wasn't already gaga this CEMENTS it and 3. especially if he watches you have to take a blow for trying to stick up for him. Like what if you cry. I have a low pain threshold, I'd be sniveling and crying at the least. Valentino storms off and Vox is helping peel you off the floor cause you curled up into a ball or some shit and he's sitting there thinking "wow they suck at this but they still did it for me 🥺"

---during his song with Alastor, it's a little confusing because they show an actual camera crew when he's turning the TVs on, but i think it's pretty clear that he can control whatever the screens show visually, thus his little zany sketches and being able to talk to himself and at one point, showed the visual of himself blocking the radio Alastor was projecting on right next door. I can just see him using this to kind of.... fuck with you, really! Or do whatever he wants? He's trying to suck up to you and he's surrounded by roses, or you're his co-host/guest host and he thinks your joke was funny and gives a little audience laughter as a treat

Or you know... you're running from him down the street, passing all these different screens and displays as they power on and show things like, him "jumping in front of you" while demanding you stop or, trying to show some kind of blackmail publicly, or just, begging you to just ACCEPT HIM and showing you all the fun things he could do with you, "cmon, I said I was sorry, stop freaking the fuck out! We can- we can do that thing you've always wanted to do, what about that?!" as he tries to project you two doing something fun, but most importantly, doing it TOGETHER. You're running from him terrified and he's showing you images of like you two smiling and happy or, it becomes scarier as he's more desperate

"Don't-don't make me do something fucked up!! I'm serious, STOP RUNNING" and he's like freaking out, showing shit of trying to hold you down, tying you up, and/or shoving you into a locked room

Sudden thoughts of "what if the more emotional and unstable he becomes, the less he can control his intrusive thoughts and shows his more impulsive darker desires". He's tweeking and the screen glitches and you briefly think you see yourself completely restrained, blindfolded, gagged--

---he's just like OBVIOUSLY so prideful but also immature and whiny ("who gives a shit about alastor?" Well you, mr hes just quietly minding his own business and I'LL start beef because i feel threatened and STILL LOSE, like awww my poor little pogchamp got publicly humiliated in an argument HE started out of nowhere, he's my little sad wet baby lmaoooo) and we already know his relationship with Val can become physically abusive, so, you pair him staying in that kind of relationship, being codependent, with this personality of his, and I can just see.... ACTUALLY FUCKING TRIGGERED LIKE LITERALLY CRYING UPSET VOX BECAUSE YOU REJECTED HIM like he's pissed he's hurt he's lonely he's heartbroken and HELL NO IS HE GONNA ACCEPT THIS

Vox would be over here proudly claiming on his TV show that NO HE REJECTED Y O U, not the other way around! He's not upset! He's totally fine! Meanwhile everyone watching can tell this man is manic and visibly hotboxing copium, "I didn't even really like you anyways!!.... no, I mean, shit, fuck, COMMERCIAL BREAK--" *cut to technical difficulties screen because the man is CRYINGGG*

-- Valentino and Reader bonding over teasing Vox and making him flustered and of course, obviously, the inverse. I still kinda like the idea of "they both think you're cute but like nothing exciting until one night they bump into you unplanned and you're all dressed up". Like Val is from the 70s or 80s so they go to a roller rink disco whatever kinda place because I'm sure the coke game there is INSANE and you're just like, swaying your hips spinning around to Let It Whip or September or something dressed in some shorts that make your ass look just right 🤌

You're sneaking back into the studio after a night out and they're both lounging somewhere and Val's like "uhhhh who is THIS coming in without saying hi to Daddy?" and you pull your sunglasses down like "SIR??? 😳" And now HE'S flustered because he didn't know that was you and Vox is feeling some new kinda way because he's used to seeing you in like, your work uniform or casual wear

Val who then makes your work uniform really slutty and you have to serve him and Vox wearing it 😩❤️

---I have this thought of like lmao imagine walking down the sidewalk with Angel and seeing Vox on TV and Angel is like "ya know he can see everything outta dese things when he's plugged in" and you're like "bullshit, he couldn't possibly process that many screens at once, it'd overload his brain, he wouldnt be able to concentrate" and you're like "here I'll prove it, hey Vox, check it out you fucking dweeb" and flash him your bare titties or you MOON HIM

scenario A would be that he INSTANTLY barks out laughing, "hey Val, that dumb slut who brings you drinks just flashed me!" And he just totally shows it on the air, maybe partially censored, maybe not at all, your phone is ringing IMMEDIATELY, of COURSE it's Val, and Vox is broadcasting your mortified embarrassed expression, "our big story tonight: drunk bimbo fucks around and finds out! More updates after this word from our sponsor!" and the man will noooootttttttt stop bullying the fuck out of you afterwards, because he's got a crush on you and you're like someone weaker than him his insecure ass can punch down on

Scenario B is that he instantly turns pink and about 5 seconds later he blue screens and the entire city experiences a blackout and when he comes back on the air he's like stammering and, glancing at, it FEELS like he keeps glancing at you, but, is he really?

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I dunno... like I'm sure Valentino is gonna wind up being unstable in his own way but I guess there's a certain, ALLURE to Vox being a little bratty and whiny while also having these very VERY handy, actually quite scary abilities and resources 👀 like boy show me what that screen do 😫💦