#[ CHAT. jonathan ]

[martins-canned-peaches]

Elias was so evil for this smh. Leave his ass (or lack thereof) alone

[fridayyy-13th]

i swear sometimes i think people forget that Jon's s1 skeptic act was just that—an act. it was an act!!! he believes the statements!! he's believed them since episode one! do we so soon forget that he denied the statements were real because he knew the Eye something wanted him to be scared, and he knew that was bad, so he decided to act like the statements just didn't scare him? remember, he was working with extremely limited information ("when i record the tape statements, i feel watched, like something knows i'm afraid, and i don't want it to know that"), and came up with a genuinely solid solution with what he had! not his fault that the thing watching him was a literal unknowable eldritch entity that feeds on fear, and he was just some underqualified archivist.

[aziuuu]

SEASON 1!!!!

Omw to destroy them woooooo

[looks-at-you]

have you ever considered an all-avatar group chat BECAUSE I KNOW I SURE HAVE:

Jon gets added when he wakes up from his coma and spends all his time ignoring it

Micheal sends awful quality memes at ungodly hours (not 100% sure if Helen would tbh..)

Nikola and Annabelle in a war over the chat name (Helen joins the fight on Annabelles side)

sometimes elias sends pictures of jon and everyone clowns on him

^this is also what was happening when he first discovered the chat sdsghsfdsdsds

jon: "hey could i not get kidnapped today?" everyone: "hmm no"

feel free to add on idk im tired

[theallegedbird]

funny caption

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming while he paints a miniature. In the background, Steve is telling Robin everything that happened with their neighbor, Dan, and Ozzy’s swimming pool.

Robin: Wow, that guy sucks

Robin: You want me kill him for you? Because I’ll definitely kill him for you

Steve: Robbie

Steve: If I wanted someone to kill him, I’d ask a professional

Steve: Like Nancy

[youlooklikedecember]

i want to put mr cecil nightvale and mr jarchivist sims in a glass jar together and tap on the glass. and make them fight maybe. idk i haven't thought it through yet

[the-magpie-archives]

I gotta be honest if some random guy approached me in the street and asked me to tell him my paranormal trauma I'd literally just tell him? Like he wouldn't have to compel me I'd like to share. Free therapy for me, free story for him! Not my problem if it feeds an otherworldly overlord.

[the-game-spirit]

we all talk about the confrontation in MAG 56 but we never talk about Jon saying, and I quote:

"As for the spider person, the only proof of its existence seems to be that I am far to unlucky for it to simply be an old tramps hallucination."

like. 'ah yes. spider people. there is absolutely zero evidence of them but given my track record there is no way these aren't actually out there somewhere. hate that.'

hshfjfkkg

[chaneajoyyy]

(via @/variety on twitter)🥹

[wingedqueenlynx]

My Stickers Arrived This Morning!!!

Look at em!

@finzphoenix These are incredible- I can't believe I'm holding them. I love them so much💚💚💚

[earthbovndmisfit]

something something Phantom Blood ending where all is good and well afterwards 🌈️✨️

[fridayyy-13th]

relistening to MAG 092 - Nothing Beside Remains and going a little bit insane over the fact that this is a Lonely statement about Barnabas Bennett’s lifelong solitude, with no background sound but a ticking clock, just like MAG 170 is a Lonely statement about Martin’s lifelong solitude, with no background sound but a ticking clock

but the difference between them lies in that when Barnabas and Martin each call out for help, to Jonah and Jon respectively, Jonah purposefully leaves Barnabas to die, while Jon finds Martin again (and has been searching for him since he realized their separation), reassuring him that he will stay by his side.

and at the end of 092 Elias tells Jon that his assistants are nothing more than things to discard……but Jon refuses to see them that way, even going so far as to promise Martin “where you go, i go”…………Jon is fully an avatar, he is wholly the Archivist, but he is still so painfully, utterly human despite it all.

idk. something about victims of the Lonely and the Eye avatars they placed their trust in, for better or for worse.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I am being forced to post this. It's not very good, and I doubt Jonathan's ability to judge my artistic skill correctly, but I suppose I'll get a second opinion on it. It was just a small doodle from when I was gifted an alien plushie, that's all.

@jon-superboy-kent

[khattikeri]

I think Jonathan's unabashed devotion to Mina to the point of explicit blasphemy– that too, in Victorian England– is amazing actually and every Hollywood slop artist who ever tried to adapt this book is a hack that couldn't understand mutual love

[silly-tma-headcanons]

anyways qpr daisira & timsasha ftw <3

theyre so qpr both of them. oh sasha said the "will-they-wont-they" was a "wont-they?" thats bc its not romantic bucko.

i also believe in jon/daisy (i dont know their ship name or wtv we call it nowadays) qpr

the archives gang is just one big queer platonic mess and they all love each other