#jon sims headcanons

[silly-tma-headcanons]

if tim was alive to see jons knowing abilities he'd so use it to fuck with jon bc of his fear of spiders

tim: hey jon, do you know what a tailless whip scorpion is?

jon, using his knowing to find out what it is,: you're awful

tim treats jon like the library of alexandria. doesnt want to look for someones number for a follow up? ask jon. wants to scare the shit out of him with spiders? ask jon.

tim hates the fears and the beholding and all of it, but he likes using jon as a search engine with near enough infinite knowledge

[adeleoflochnes]

Jonathan Sims - headcanons Part 1

Hope you'll like it, hope you'll enjoy it

summary: Jonathan Sims x gn reader headcanons

Part 2 - Jonathan Sims - NSFW headcanons

https://www.tumblr.com/adeleoflochnes/763717873602625536/jonathan-sims-headcanons?source=share

SFW

it doesn't matter whether or not the tea you made him is good. From you? He'll drink and eat anything you make him. At least in front of you, later he'll probably throw it out but never for you to notice. He admires the proud look on your face too much to ruin it by telling you it tastes like trash ( if it's good though, he'll worship it and secretly won't accept it from anyone else than you)

he steals glances... he does it all the time but if you look up while sensing his gaze on you? He ensures you won't catch him staring

he absolutely cannot focus when you're close to him. Like if you were to help him, sooner or later he'll politely ask you to let him do it himself, cause he can't get any shit done (definitely not when your hair is hanging so cutely around your face while looking through the files, Jon wishes nothing more than to tuck those loose strands behind your ear)

he huffs when jealous. It's the most annoyed huff he can pull when he sees the other man in the archives making you laugh or touching you. He wants your attention on him only, but will never say a word about it (he despises the hugs you're giving to everyone, they're so soft and warm, he wants to be the only one who gets to enjoy them)

his job is dangerous and you are the last person he wants to end up hurting. When he realised that pushing you away won't work, he makes sure your work schedule does. You're always investigating some unimportant stuff, while he's off to figuring out evil things, almost dying in the process

his protective mode goes on 100% when Elias is near you. he already hates that man for biding you to the archives. So he tries to protect you from getting deeper involved. This is why every time Elias talks to you, Jon needs your immediate assistance with some urgent project (he never misses the opportunity to shoot death glares at Elias while walking you away)

he walked you home many times. Jonathan tells himself that it's because he wants to make sure you're safe but it's not the main reason. It's just that when he's tired after a long day in the archives, he enjoys the little talks he can share with you and he doesn't want that to change. He doesn't want to come back to his lonely and silent home. Jon cherishes every extra minute he gets to spend with you

Jonathan is a touch-starved man. He loves the hugs you give. when you wrap your warm arms around him, it feels like home. Your hugs are his safe place, where he's comfortable and gets to let your scent engulf him. He often rubs his nose in your hair (when you surprize him with a hug from behind he's the happiest man on Earth)

loves to be the little spoon but if you need extra comfort he lets you lay on his chest, and listen to his breathing and heartbeat... he strokes your hair, and body, says reassurances, kisses your head or just lays in silence holding you. It depends on what you need the most

he controls his temper around you. Trying very hard to never raise his voice at you, or offend you. Jon could be trembling with annoyance or rage but won't shout at the person he loves. He's better than that (He probably snaps at the first person who unfortunately walks through the door)

let you play with his hair. At first, he's a bit jumpy because he isn't used to someone touching his hair but he ends up liking it. (actually gets so used to it, he doesn't even realize you're stroking his hair. He's casually talking to somebody and gets super confused by the way they're staring at him...)

[bagofdo-ritos]

Arab Jonathan Sims will forever be my favorite jon headcanon out there.

despite popular belief, i think jon would be more of a “baba” person than a “habibi” person and anyone that’s spent a single day with Jonathan sims would hear his routinely exasperated sighs and “ya baba, how many times do i have to tell you-“ “ya baba, slow down-“ “ya baba-“ “ya ba-“

[not-the-archivist]

Glad To Know The Entire Magnus Archives Fandom Agrees That Jon Microwaves His Tea Like A Heathen!

[lightlysaltedsalt]

My best (worst) tma headcanon is that in mag 200 when Jon struts up to Jonah/Elias in the Panopticon and he tells the Eye to "release him," the Eye doesn't just release Jonah from it's grasp, it also releases Elias from Jonah.

So then we get a very confused, very disoriented Elias, sort of Separating away from Jonah over the next few minutes.

It starts with a very confused Elias, not really understanding where he is or what's happening

Then it flips back to Jonah, attempting to maintain control and Villain Monologue as is his prerogative as a melodramatic asshole

Then it's back to Elias, realizing he's about to die and not understanding why or what's happening, only that Jon is about to kill him and that he's Scared.

And finally, once again Elias, dying but in his final moments wishing Jon luck with whatever it is he's doing, not fully understanding the scope of things, but understanding what Jonah was and what he had done, and understanding that they had to die for it all.

[doesephs]

saw everything BUT the impending yaoi, welcome the office trip hazard jonathan sims!

[ian0key]

TMA fancast (Jonathan Sims)

Dev Patel:

Please, look me in the eyes and tell me this man is not our Archivist.

[forgetmesoup]

BEHOLD MY JONS

[y3llow-hoodie]

[kayotic-catgirl]

broke: jon is very short

woke: jon is slightly below average height and everyone he knows keeps acting like he's one centimetre tall

[starstrewnspore]

jonathan sims never attended parties in uni because he thought they made him look unprofessional and didn't approve of the activities. samama khalid never attended parties in uni because he is epileptic and there was This One Dude who always brought a shitty disco light and put it on the highest surface he could reach

[silly-tma-headcanons]

Martin is lactose intolerant & Jon has a nut allergy

Martin probably also has a lot of other food allergies. They're all super minor but he's TERRIFIED of all the foods anyways

Jon eats nuts anyways and is surprised when he feels like total shit after

two ends of the spectrum. martin has minor allergies and is very intense and serious about them. jon has major allergies but doesn't care and eats it anyway.

[stolos]

My TMA S1 lineup as promised. Wormed vers below the cut! (please click for better quality)

Unfortunately I’m not as happy with these as I would’ve liked, but it gets my designs across alright.😭

[jmb-reverie]

Martin Blackwood’s schedule S1

[iwikpines]

jonathan sims plays the spooky music when he gets to the dramatic parts in his recordings. this is real

[mordenandmerry]

Two types of tma headcanons