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youll never guess who woke up severely dehydrated again
#i need to drink more water#im surviving off diet coke rn#i dont think ive GLANCED at a waterbottle in the past week#<-that was a joke pls#i drink water i swear
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OK TUMBLR PRETEND WE'RE ALL ON SET TOGETHER PICK A JOB
if you actually work/have worked as one of these pls select it and tell me in the tags im curious
if you've worked as multiple, pick your favorite
everyone else, VOTE ON VIBES ALONE!!
#poll#mads actor tag#film set posting#my bullshit#movies#film sets#pLS dont lecture me in the tags if u think my silly descriptions aren't 100% accurate and instead learn how to recognize a Joke
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something about Logan's oneliners...
#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#comic#nan art#anyway the joke is from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang pls watch it [pleading eyes]
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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls#i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ#because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature#not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and#2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian#calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ#but#and this is far more important than any of that#i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha#i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet#and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired
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“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”
1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.
2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.
#ramblings#percy jackson#pjo#OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST#ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS#I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS
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fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#the book of bill#billford#this is a joke guys!!#you can kindly ignore this one thanks#i also cannot draw them at all#stan pines#ford pines#bill cipher#meme redraw#i dont know where the original meme came from tbh#if you do know tell me pls! :)#comic#shitpost#NRart
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shaniacs try defending this one
#watcher#shane madej#ghost files#kblabbers#tpcent#for everyone reblogging this from the watcher blog: I AM A SHANIAC AND A BOOGARA!! I am a watcher girlie thru and thru and the caption is#only a fun joke pls dont tell me shit in the tags! i love both boys <3 and i know shane isnt defendable lol#1ktxt
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9-1-1 | Bobby Nash + dad energy
#911#911edit#911 abc#bobby nash#silly dad jokes silly dad outfits silly dad annoyance#nobody does it like him#also#when he makes silly jokes and he looks at athena pls he knows what he's doing#my gifs
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family tea party.
(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)
#elden ring#radagon of the golden order#queen marika the eternal#believe it or not this is ship art#my conspiracy theory is that he took advantage of Messmer being sealed and Godwyn death to slowly ursurp Marika#since those two command the two largest armies that were loyal to her just after Godfrey’s#in an misguided attempt to ease her burden. like oh if I’m in charge you won’t be sad again :) kinda way#also lowkey alienating Miq and Mal from their mother#so he’ll be the only one Marika can lean on. but joke is on him she dragged him down with her too alright#I can’t write another essay on this so pls just take the art#they r so funny in my head now#messmer the impaler#albi’s art
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i couldve done literally anything else with my night but the law muse has possessed me and now its 11pm
#trafalgar law#one piece#one piece fanart#god has cursed me with the inability to color tonight but im more powerful without it!!!#thats a joke pls give it back i need to finish things
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Im fucking crying why did he say this, bro has never been outside before😭😭
#homophobe /j#IM JOKING BUT SHADOW AKSKSKSKSKW#THE JUDGEMENT IS CRAZYY#goes outside once and he’s like ?? what are colors#he’s looking at them like they all aren’t aliens and its killing me#ONE OF THEM IS LITERALLY YOUR SPECIES SHADOW PLS LMAO#shadow honey i love you#never change#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic movie#sonic movie 2#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 trailer
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Adam redesign from Hazbin Hotel for fun. I hated this guy in the first episode but he rlly grew on me over time and became my 2nd favorite character. I wish he had more screentime, he had so much story potential, from his lore with being the first man and the his relationships with other characters. We could have had it all 😔 Hazbin hotel is good...but the pacing is rlly my main issue
I made a redesign cuz I wasn't rlly vibing with the fact that he looks like a demon and swears alot even tho he's suppose to be an angel. I think you can be more subtle with the idea that "heaven or angels are hypocrites" rather than making them act exactly like the demons🤷♀️ So in my reimagining, yeah he doesn't look like a demon but a priest/bishop vibe, he's still a misogynistic asshole and can either be upfront or backhanded with it depending on his mood. He doesn't swear but rather uses other more family friendly words to replace swear words but when he's pissed he won't care about censoring himself anymore.
I'm gonna do Lute next but that's it.
#iamthe-walnut fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel redesign#Adam is the original DILF#pls let him come back as a sinner PLEASE#im more of a casual viewer than a fan#just for clarification#whenever he says something out of pocket or rude he would back track and say that hes joking#but he actually means it
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DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI#help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here#pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you
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i like to think the inarizaki 2nd yrs routinely play a game of rock-paper-scissors before going to vb practices n whoever loses has to buy snacks for all 4 of them
guess who lost this round lol
#haikyuu!!#hq#miya atsumu#miya osamu#suna rintaro#ginjima hitoshi#inarizaki#miya twins#happy bday sunarin!!#jokes on them osamu isnt sharing ANY of those snacks lol#someone save ginjima pls#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#haikyuu!! art#haikyuu fanart
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THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((
Guess they belong to me the fandom now
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT#thanks for letting me know anon#damn that sucks#pls don't hate me for trying to joke about it gasdjkaskfja this is how i cope#does this mean now i HAVE to write that fanfiction about the gang going to Japan to retrieve Niko's body I've been actively avoiding?#ask ask ask
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/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\: u like book? u want buy book? two dollar *falls asleep*
available as a print here!
#CAT#artists on tumblr#i am going to make a list of every book in this drawing later#they are all some of my faves!!!#i ripped this joke from bts's suga from that show where they had to demonstrate american swag#weiwei art#pls reblog this its my favourite thing ive drawn all year
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