#<- yeah. i was clocked.

[tetzoro]

K but what if instead of being bratty all day you’ve just been sassing the hell out of him and huffing whenever he tries to ask you whats wrong?

Zoro’s acutely aware that you’re doing your best to avoid talking to or being near him, and that you’ve also been standing a little too close to Sanji on top of it. It really stumps him, is it something he did? He doesn’t remember doing anything that could warrant your behaviour, what could it be?

So instead of continuing to ponder or ask you directly about it, he decides to catch you when you’re alone, lock the door behind him, and crowd you against the wall.

His gaze is firm, but your scowl is equally daunting. For a split second he wonders if this will only make things worse, but then he dives in to take a hold of your chin with his forefingers and swoop down to kiss you with a deep, burning sear. The moan that leaves your mouth makes his cock twitch in his pants, he knew his hunch was right.

The next thing either of you know he has you pinned down on the bed, his hands tightly clasped around your wrists as he plows into you with ragged breath and deep grunts.

Your sweet voice sounds heavenly the way it sings his name with every thrust, your whimpers when he presses into you for too long before pulling back out and repeating it all over again.

“So this is what you needed.” He chuckles in your ear as he feels you tighten around him after your second orgasm, but that didn’t stop him from making his way towards your third. “You shoulda just said something.”

. . nesi NESI NESI ?!?!

i’m going to have a mental breakdown over this.

aims.exe has stopped working. i can’t do this right now im going to scream bc of his damn observation + intuition like i actually need to fight him ?!?! AND THEN FIGHT YOU FOR SENDING THIS TO ME UNPROMPTED LIKE WHAT DID I EVER DO TO U !!!!

i know my avoidance would piss him off SOOO bad so this situation would happen every so often 😔 and then his dick twitching when i moan yeah ggs. i wanna shake him i cant do this

The next thing either of you know he has you pinned down on the bed, his hands tightly clasped around your wrists as he plows into you with ragged breath and deep grunts.

oh i’m. yeah- the. so. you know when, yeah. that. okay. glad we’re all on the same page. (cue me screaming i can’t. im picturing the size difference rn and how strong he is and the fucking grunts ?? like actually i need to implode right now)

“so this is what you needed.”

this makes me violent . smug bastard i need him to NOT. third orgasm .. he needs to leave me ALONE !

in conclusion :

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[mxmarsbars]

what an odd thing to say

[clownmfxx]

lookie guys i actually have full art works nooo wayyyy

[justaz]

merthur marriage of convenience. arthur is complaining that his council is on his ass about marrying and siring an heir and they keep trying to arrange marriages but arthur doesn't fucking want any of them. merlin knows that arthur would like to marry someone he loves but he also knows that arthur has shown no interest in like anyone except when he was enchanted so like...who tf is he gonna marry? he needs to marry someone to get the council off his ass so he's just like "why not marry a friend? ik it wouldn't be a marriage of love but at least you'd have some control and choice in this." and arthur is like "hm. but who tho?"

anyways they make a list of everyone they know who can bear children (bc arthur will need an heir eventually). then they narrow it down, crossing off names like gwen bc she is happily married to lancelot and in a loving relationship with morgana (she has two hands and i love morgwencelot) and morgana (she's literally arthur's sister but they were just putting every name they could think of down first) and elyan (he may be able to bear children but they know he wouldn't be happy going through it bc of medieval dysphoria). eventually it's down to two names, mithian and merlin and arthur looks at merlin's name then up at him and is like "you're literally a trained physician so you should know this but you were literally born a man...how tf are you gonna bear children?" and my beloved genderfluid magic incarnate emrys just shifts her form to female and is like "don't be an idiot. anyways, mithian or me?"

dumb idiot whipped and in love arthur is like "you" and dumb idiot whipped and in love merlin is like "bet". anyways they marry but they're very insistent it's just as friends. lol they have to consummate the marriage the losers. they insist they did that as friends too. the entire round table has way too much fun with this. anyways they remain married "as friends" as they slowly morph into a very loving and touchy relationship "as friends" until they're like casually kissing as greetings and farewells and have that moment of "oh shit we're like actually married and in love" bc they're stupid dumb idiots.

anyways they unite albion and are recognized as high king arthur and high queen merlin and finally have an heir - the high prince/princess whatever you prefer. uhhhh anyways merthur happy ending bc i'm a sucker for it.

[iamonlyperson]

s5 really fucked him up

[tokyozilla]

I haven't been properly posting on here since im silly and sinking back into using twitter mostly [which makes me explode and I wanna quit fucking doing that >:( ] so here's a bigger piece I did for valentines day of my girlfriend and I <3 plus! A lil bonus ;w;/ I love her so tremendously you have no ideaaaa

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.03

[manchesterau]

no but them noticing the splinge moment 9 years later after not a single phannie noticed....yeah yeah okay

[erinwantstowrite]

everytime i get a Batcest shipper on my fyp i imagine getting a metal bat and beating them with it (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+ i hope you choke ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡ i hope you choke (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ i hope you choke! ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠) i hope you choke!

[methoughtsphantom]

halfas are the found family trope foster child

they all adopt each other. it’s the reason Vlad wanted so badly to have Danny as his son and the reason Danny immediately went with sure you’re my cousin now with Dani. it’s a survival mechanism from being so very few of their species. Sooo, halfa!Jason except he sorta isn’t yet cause Jason’s core is extremely ruptured from the lack of ectoplasm involved in his forceful resurrection. So when Danny finds Jason in his catatonic state he can’t quite tell the dude’s been dead and remains some, just that the guy for some reason seems very friend-shaped. Danny doesn’t mind his friend is braindead, and is also a john doe, he gives familiar vibes and that’s apparently enough for Danny to constantly find himself in the hospital doing his engineering homework on the room with the guy, and talking for hours about the updates on the absolute clusterfuck of the city and how he was from a freaking ghost town and he can almost even draw comparisons. he blabbers about how he’s not homesick enough times to even corner himself to talk about a ghost lore many times and how he’s just finding himself a little more prone to violence and in constant pain since none of the people he has adopted as his family are here with him and he can’t consider a place a lair if there’s isn’t someone of his in it.

But Danny could never drag someone with him just because of some it, after all it was Danny’s choice to come to Gotham to collage and not stay where at least his parents (good parents Jack and Maddie) were in Amity.

Ironically, Danny essentially can’t feel that his core has been spoon feeding ectoplasm to Jason. As months go on, the little ball of energy builds in anticipation practically vibrating in the waiting pulse of something (Danny doesn’t know but more often than not has he found himself laughing in happy confusion. it weirds him out in a good way) It’s really that he’s feeling the slow healing process of his friend (brother brother brother) ‘s core.Imagine it’s just about to properly, correctly heal when canon strikes back and Jason gets snatched by League assassins. Danny is left feeling like his core got torned out. His core had spend months helping another’s only to feel the other’s imprint and to not be able to protect it in return is— forget it being an obsession; thats like having your newborn baby being ripped out of your arms. An all assuaging feeling of helplessness that is devastating. Danny just beginning to feel like home lair when out of nowhere the rug is swept under him. Danny suddenly struggling to not flunk all his classes and beat every single liminal that he can feel crossing paths with him to the ground. Danny suddenly having his chronic pain (that hadn’t been so bad lately) dialed up to the point that there are just bearable and bad days.

The worse thing is he doesn’t know why.

Jason had only been a guy.

…

It’s only a three weeks before Jazz tells him she accepted a job offer in Gotham.

(and the guilt only makes him feel worse when he can feel himself feel better because of it)

…

now

whimsical time skip ✨

Danny is now on his feet again and friends with a Wayne of your choice (or maybe they were friends a little before Jay dissapeared and it was badTM cause Waynes? liminal 🥲) Danny definitely didn’t enjoy snapping off to his friend like that. anyways it’s been a year since that and he and his friend are having a grand time playing civvies, uhh let’s say dick because I want them to meet while ice skating, Also Dick because he definitely turns a blind eye when Danny goes airborne for a second there yep. He’s just having too much fun.

anyways as alwaysTM Danny doesn’t clock celebrities and like why would he, Dick is just the random guy who’s was fast to turn Danny’s slow day in the ice ring into a competition one day and brighten when Danny matched up his puns. So he totally doesn’t get why the guy’s so gloomy one day, anyways as you can figure, it’s Jason’s deathday and Dick is a deprecating bean, Danny tries to cheer him up by having him remember his brother instead and Dick attempts to, but even skipping through some photos in his phone make his eyes burn.

It is because of that that he doesn’t notice Danny absolutely freeze up at the photo of his friend Jay (Jay because he’s a John Doe, but that’s just too impersonal and so the first letter is J *wink wink*)

Danny absolutely doesn’t know what to do with this information, barely catches himself from asking Dick how did his brother die. Most importantly when because Danny just saw Jay—Jason less than a year ago, and this somehow doesn’t feel too recent.

Annd that how we find Danny digging into the Wayne second son tragedy. Staring at the date of death while the knowledge that they met almost six months after burns his forefront of his mind. Danny spends a day going over all the questions running through his mind over how the fuck he couldn’t sense Jay was a ghost—err was… in past tense?? what the fuck?? Danny would really like a refund on his ghost sense.

Anyways Danny goes check out the grave (now that he knows there is one) and boom although intangible he somehow triggers those shitty ass sensors/alarms that somehow didn’t go off when jason was literally digging himself out.

Obviously the bats get in the case immediately. And boy are they absolutely enraged that someone would steal Jason’s body.

[ethan-acfan]

So Altair hates being on the ground. He is just more comfortable running across rooftops or crouching on the rafters. He just enjoys being up high and also being away from everyone else.

Well, Desmond ends up inheriting this through the bleeding effect. And it has some funny results.

Almost everyone (except for probably Bill) has at least one picture of Desmond sitting up somewhere high and staring everyone down like a judgemental cat. He doesn't even mean to do it. It's just a mix of Ezio being really judgy and Altair's people watching habits combining to cause him to sit on top of the fridge glaring at everyone.

But also, if his feet are dangling, he will swing them back and forth, and Rebecca has her lock screen set as a zoomed in picture of Desmond sitting on the rafters staring down at the ground while swinging his feet and he looks so tiny in the picture and she has it captioned "the last hope for the assassins everyone."

[chlorophyll-tints]

guess my favorite golden wind chara level: impossible!!!!

[mxmarsbars]

my piece for the @hermitseasonzine 🎉✨

I absolutely LOVED the dare stick arc and had so much fun bringing it to life!! :D

[ssruis]

Good eye!

[fairylando]

dont mind me just collecting evidence here... how are we calling the husbands, chat? gigito? tetigi? PIERTO???