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“Oh ewww uzi acts so different from how she did in the pilot shes so cringe now”
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. SHE. IS. TRAUMATIZED‼️ LEAVE THE SKRINKLEY ALONE SHE IS COPING (not well mind you but she is) SHE ISNT EVEN CRINGEY, SHES REACHING OUT FOR HELP FINALLY AND THATS REALLY DIFFICULT I DONT CARE IF YOU FIND IT CRINGE ITS REALLY MOTIVATING TO SEE CHARACTERS IN MEDIA REACHING OUT INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH IT ALONE
#not putting this in the tags cause im scared of people seeing this but oh my god leave her alone#i will defend this girl with my life fr#it reminds me of the luz desk situation if you were there for that#she had a little y/n moment on the stage 🤣🤣- someone on tt#<- what if i bite you#this aggression is probably coming from me relateing for her but like…lets not make fun of characters trying to get help yeah?#it reminds me of the people eho made fun of luz for that one desk scene (also..on tt) and i hate it#please leave the skrinkle alone let her breathe
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace#its like enrichment for manipulative girls#also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog#she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold#i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane#azula#azula atla#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla zuko#firelord zuko#DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM#also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:
There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’
like wow babe. good fucking point
#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point#not a shitpost#cptsd#and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer#the truth is i know why i wasn't loved#i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings#i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing#i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance#the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it#i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer#and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!!#because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that!#it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs!#so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't.#when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to#you can look for answers and reasons and explanations#but that's not actually going to FIX your situation.#and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job)#because you don't need answers--you need a new situation#*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme*#and yes. walking out isn't always possible.#but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap.#stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air#new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust#like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be#when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole
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was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎
#art#twisted wonderland#poketwst#what are they plotting? you don't want to know.#sigh. once again the whole 'i don't wanna do more than two each' thing is coming back to bite me.#salazzle was the immediate obvious one and then there were like two or three others i was really torn between#(milotic is the other obvious-seeming choice but there were others i felt fit more in different ways and...yeah)#then i remembered i don't actually have to draw more than one pokemon so here we are#with the ✨QUEENS✨#(me drawing salazzle's weird little feethands: heheheheh)
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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i love animating these little freaks
#tpot#xfohv#bfdi#their designs are so simple its so fun. i missed this#i was able to make so much good hollow knight animation work because their designs were so simplistic that i could add detail in places-#-where it made sense to (cloaks + nails + etc) to make it look nice and it worked so well... ultrak sent me to hell world animating-#-complex armor and mecha but I Do what i must... and i've got that map part to finish still#thjank you clover for the four Loves to bite affectionately headcanon. it makes sense. hes just like that#bfb four#bfb x#tpot two#fourx#4x#fourtwo#twox#<- all of these a little implied. apart from fourx thats just a given#gen art#animations
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Why are you running?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#The ship between Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli is yuri. To me.#That whole tearful public confession? The way he immediately runs off? Yuriful.#Everyone going 'oh my god what' and 'hey why are you running off???' makes this chaotic scene even funnier.#He's going to just hide behind a tree a few meters away. They can still see his little hat poking out as he cries.#If I was JYL I would have started biting someone.#What do you *mean* the guy you once had feelings for but treated you poorly now says he likes you? What do you do with that information?#Is it character development? Is it worth letting your heart open up again? Is it a mistake to be vulnerable like that?#Not enough credit is given to the internal torment of shijie.#It really does feel like your world is spinning around when someone you did not expect to confess *does*.#This guy has a LOT to make up for though. I wouldn't take him back but I'm also too rational for my own good at times.
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biting is a love language biting is a love language Biting Is A Love Language-
#gee... how come barnaby gets to bite His best friend but i cant bite MY besties... so unfair...#obsessed with the mental image of wally latching on like a bulldog#and just. Not Letting Go.#he is Reciprocating. he is Expressing His Affection Barnaby Style. what do you mean hes Holding On Too Tight#idk i think id compliment barn's new earring. its a handsome little thing#the sillies....#they continue to make me So fucking emotional <3#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#name a better pair of best friends you caaaaaanttttttttt you simply Cannot!!!!#wailing sobbing eating glass etc
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
#ramble#also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99#and chilli cheese bites#i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am#if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions#it's FOOD. you'll survive#it's not even NECESSARY food#if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand#but it's just NOT#make your own coffee for the love of god#when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do#and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you#also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places#because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one
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projecting on luffy again. get bited.
#zolu#luzo#one piece#p.s. i claimed to maximum amount of straw hat badges but im only allowed to display them on my main account 😥 they are with me in spirit#p.p.s. have you ever bit a soft upper arm#i think zoros unflexed muscly upper arms would be the most stimmy thing in the world to chew on#me when i see the pumpkinhead halloween luffy world collectible figure. bite.#or some of the unreleased gear5 figures esp the world collectibles#okay maybe im on a world collectible figure kick i just think they are sooooooooooooooo!!!! (≧∇≦) ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡#the markup to buy them used is insane tho ;__; so i just love them from afar#honorable mention to the new 20th anniversary action pose luffy with the haki arm and the big big fighting grin#and all babygirl zoros which i what i call zoro wearing any sunglasses but mostly filmz and filmgold sunglasses zoro#and when i see any art of my boys in their cowboy fits!!!!!!!#GGAAAAAH IM SO EXCITED I bought the ao cowboy shimmer print had to get it sent to someone in the states who will then ship it to me ;__;#<3 <3 <3 soon i will hold them. need to get some sort of wall display going for them and my zolu mail#okay okay ive ranted about a million things in the tags now. hope you enjoyed the bited. byeeeee
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my sister, molu, isn't on here, but her account on twitter just got banned by elon because apparently she's under 13. she's 17 years old 😭 i'm gonna post some of her stuff here because it's super awesome and you should see it!!!
her new acc: https://x.com/m0lumania?t=zNNgZhBeS1u6QbMfuxnElA&s=09
#artists on twitter#gyaru fashion#gyaru#decora#idk what to tag this up i just wanna hype my sister up lmao#im also making bites n bribes with her if you remember that project i was posting about a while back!#she supervises and edits my designs
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Warnings(?) for smooches and bitings
I’ve gathered another 10 for a doodle post
Gitm belongs to @venomous-qwille !!!
#my art#gitm au#can you see the shadow of shark moon in the second comic#cause it’s there#he lives in my heart#also bat moon#I love a good biting creature#either it’s to eat you alive or drink your blood#we love that here#imma see myself out#what’s the x reader tag again#y/n#self insert#sun x reader#moon x reader#god I haven’t use that tag in ages
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reader who has an intense urge to sink their teeth into something x simon who's broad all over and eagerly presents himself as a blank (not really) canvas for his love
#idk i just want to bite him as hard as i can#he enjoys being marked by you so it's a win-win#he might even get hard when you break skin and blood starts spilling into your mouth.#what who said that#cannibalism as a metaphor for love i guess#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader
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He always loved her, didn't he?
#beetlebabes#beetlejuice#beetlelyds#beetlejuice x lydia#lydia x beetlejuice#currently on a bj 1 rewatch#and its just like#beetlejuice has the biggest crush on lydia#no joke#he bites his lip each time they interact#and the whole “i think she understands me” scene is really overlooked#when he says “sure” and looks down at his ring finger#y'all gotta zoom in but i shit you not#you will see it#“im feeling a little ooo anxious if ya know what i mean”#its RIGHT THERE#like yeah its creepy i KNOW Jan#but for the shippers and diehard devoted fans its not a shock#yall boutta see those theaters go wild
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what the fuck am i doing. scheduling this at 1am.
#MD personality shift au#murder drones#murder drones fanart#murder drones N#murder drones uzi#serial designation N#uzi doorman#murder drones Nuzi#Nuzi#enzi#biscuit bites#tw suggestive#??? i guess#no one actually notices it but he's slightly lifting her shirt. lol. lmao.#being aroace is making suggestive/nsfw art that you gradually lose interest in because you just don't feel it yknow? LMAO#it starts out like “oh boy! this one's SPICY!!” and then it devolves into “oh yeah whatever. gotta color here and shade there.”#“dang i fucked up the anatomy there. wait what was i drawing?”#shoutout to my fellow aroacers who do this full-time cuz i could not I'd literally die of boredom LMAO#its . 1am and im jsut rambling in the tags
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