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and i thought james somerton just made annoying and mostly very boring stilted videos with questionable takes sometimes
#that gasp i gusped.#<- watched the hbomberguy video#him and illuminaughtii are both people that i was confused had massive followings because theyre both so extremely boring to watch#and i guess internet historian. but because i remember the dashcon video from years ago so knew he was liek a 4chan guy already#so like the vibes were always rancid#kiddo say#i appreciate the extent hbomberguy just completely obliterates these guys. like theres no coming back from it lmao#im sure his mams very proud and etc
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos#And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here#and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here#And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives#Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite#2014 me would have. For sure.#This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr#James Somerton#hbomberguy#todd in the shadows#This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday#So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man#The call is coming from inside the house#The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere#And that somewhere was a tumblr post
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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic
#hbomberguy#Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king#Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly#Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news#So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :)#See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever#Seta speaks#top posts#5k#10k
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He wants Alastor's attention (audio by: @Vindooly on yt)
#i watched in half-screen hbomberguy's latest video essay about 1000 times while making this#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel vox#vox#radiostatic#video#animatic#myart
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might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol
#I loooooove that he used the same picture he made for the pathologic video#truly a gift that keeps on giving#hbomberguy#also go watch his latest video on james somerton holy shit!!!!!!!#val talks
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So I was re-watching Hbomb's plagiarism video, and I noticed something really funny.
Allow me to show you.
Lol whoops.
#HE'S LITERALLY DOING THE EXACT SAME THING FILIP DID IN APOLOGIES 2 AND 3#JAMES. DID YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCH THE HBOMB VIDEO.#james somerton#hbomberguy#the music at the end is Gaslamp Funworks by Kevin Macleod#dimond speaks
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Hbomberguy, approximately every 16 months:
#hbomberguy#James somerton#he deleted his twitter and patreon AND turned off youtube comments#i never really watched his videos so this is so fucking funny
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have you met my goth gf daniil dankovsky????? he has a medical degree
#pathologic#pathologic classic hd#daniil dankovsky#my art#fanart#i don't have an explanation except that i've watched 1 (one) hbomberguy video#also a couple of playthroughs
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I submitted a request for an ask game hosted by @streetlight-halo . But then I realized I wanted to do my own version too, so have song #38 on my Revolutionary Girl Utena playlist with Nanami. The song is “I Bet on Losing Dogs” by Mitski, but I think everyone knows that already lol
#fuck I forgot tags#ok wait#revolutionary girl utena#shoujo kakumei utena#nanami kiryuu#anthy himemiya#made this while watching hbomberguy’s james somerton video#fuck somerton’s utena takes actually#anthy deserves so much better#tw implied csa
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WHO DOES SET UP/PAYOFF OF A JOKE 4 YEARS APART IN TWO SEPARATE 2-4 HOUR VIDEOS LIKE HARRIS BOMBER MAN?! 💯🔥💯🔥
#hbomberguy#he really let that one simmer for a WHILE#glad i watch the pathologic video a normal amount so i knew exactly where in the video this was
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genuinely in awe that james somerton is such a lying hack that music critic todd in the shadows who has made videos about nothing but music his entire decade plus long career (except for that one video about buses) dropped a one hour and forty two minute video debunking his bullshit
#also go watch todds other videos hes very funny#im counting cinemadonna as being about music btw#also dont ask about the buses i cant explain that#james somerton#todd in the shadows#hbomberguy
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One other thing!
Gita Jackson, one of the MANY talented and insightful writers ripped off by Him Whose Name We Speak No More, has this to say:
Agreed 100%! I’ll be damned if I let you hoes run around with impostor syndrome after this.
Write the thing. Make the video. Do the thing. Whatever. Be honest, credit your inspiration, try and add a little something. That’s the bar.
#Gita Jackson#elvella rambles#the hbombshell#this is about the hbomberguy vid#the bar is lower than you think#from a gal who used to watch somerton videos#for the commonplace book
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I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.
THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too
seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO
all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨
#ironically as i was drawing this i was re-watching hbomberguys video essay 'sherlock is garbage and heres why' LMAOO sorry clora#i do want to read the OG stories now though i was looking at the sets on amazon👀#ask#choccyart#i can also imagine clive and clora arguing over sherlocks death and the ending bc clive thinks it was effective but cloras like NO#arthur conan doyle hated his sherlock series since he wanted his historical stories to be more popular#i can imagine clive enjoying his historical stories more and agreeing whereas cloras like hell no MORE SHERLOCK ONLY SHERLOCK#god and margaret just sitting there as they have a heated debate during dinner like :) how are the mashed potatoes you two?? :)#save her#also cloras face in the first panel cracks me tf up and i also kinda have the urge to punch it which just makes it funnier SORRY
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The Todd in Shadows video on Somerton makes me SO much angrier than Hbomberguy’s SOLELY b/c while Hbomb’s covers the terrible impact of his plagiarism and its terrible, Todd’s has more actual clips of Somerton’s stupid stupid condescending cadence where he’s just SMUGLY LYING about all sorts of bullshit that’s usually extremely self-congratulatory OR misogynistic and it makes me want to fuckin vomit.
#james somerton#hbomberguy#todd in the shadows#funhouse vent#funhouse convo#saw somertons new stupid excuse video and decided to re-watch Todd’s vid again instead#AND NOW AM JUST LIKE ‘FUCK WHAT THE HELL JAMES U CANT JUST SAY SHIT?’
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i did not have "james somerton stealing the title for his second apology video from hbomberguy" on my 2024 bingo card
#...but maybe i should've expected it#he actually called it 'a measured response' like dude are you fucking serious???#i didn't watch the video because it's like 40 minutes long but i skimmed through the transcript#it's auto-generated captions so obvs not 100% accurate but i think i got the gist and it's. uh. bad!#just a bunch of lame excuses and playing the victim. classic james#james somerton#hbomberguy
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ok but the hbomberguy video dropping only days after Oz media, a genderqueer content creator who's landlady was illuminaughtii and had treathened to kick them out (from what I remember, but she definitely was dangling their right to shelter over their head), had decided to make a 24 hours stream to hopefully get enough funds for their own house EVENTUALLY and was quote "only expecting to get 5.000 in 24 hours if they were lucky" but ended up crushing through and past their goals within an hour and crying so hard from joy that their nose started bleeding and they couldnt even get to the actual content part of the stream until after like an hour and a half in, was, in my opinion, very based. sincerely fuck illuminaughtii.
#yes this is barely about hbomb#but like I have yet to watch the video I will when home#I just think this is relevant#hbomberguy#oz media#illuminaughtii#I was there within the like 2nd minute to 3 hours in and it was heartwarming
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