#<- i didn't come up with that i just think it's hilarious

[kira-fluff]

Hey i saw your requests were open could you do a toyko rev with time skip :mikey, kazutora, sanzu, izana with their reaction of use slapping their butt it could happen anywhere

Thanks so much have a great day

tokyo rev reaction to you smacking their booty 😩✋💢🍑

lmaooo this is hilarious i love it - you smacking their dummy thicc juicy dump truck booty (or flatty) this is perfect. selected characters: mikey, kazutora, sanzu, izana a/n: i'm back lowkey? ayeeee

you just couldn't help yourself. all that cake (or lack thereof) and for what? does your boyfriend really expect you to be on your best behavior when his ass is out like come onnnnn

manjiro "mikey" sano "i'll get you for that."

you were waiting in line to get food (because let's face it, mikey is too lazy to cook half the time and so are you). and mikey was wearing those grey sweatpants. you know the ones. yeahhh. those ones. now, mikey doesn't have a dumpy, but it's there, and you're his girlfriend, so how can you not notice? biting your lip to withhold your mischevious laughter, without warning you wind up and smack his ass. hard. so hard that it makes the literal gang leader jump. he doesn't turn around right away. oh no. he just pauses, frozen. not completely out of shock. out of self-control. then, he slowly turns around and glowers down at you, but not with anger. no, his already dark eyes are holding promise, not a threat. when he says it, it's slow and measured: "i'll get you for that." he says it with such assurance that you fight a shiver up your spine. you have a pretty good idea what's coming to you, but you're not sure if you're fully prepared. but it's already too late, isn't it? you made your choice. next time, don't push him unless you're prepared for the consequences (read: waking up sore. sore. and more sore). it was just a butt smack, right? wrong. that was a declaration of war.

kazutora hanemiya "you—!"

kazutora is the type of guy to cook you dinner every night. spending most of his life alone (emotionally and often physically), he got used to cooking for himself rather than endure social situations. so cooking for you became a habit as well. little did he know that his cooking routine serves as the perfect opportunity to get a lil booty smack in. 😈 picture him cutting scallions, minding his own business, maybe playing some music quietly from his phone... you walk behind him, inoccuously appearing to grab something from the fridge. but instead, you slap his butt as you walk by, a little smirk playing on your face. bro is in SHOCK. he immediately whirls around with a gasp. "you—!" "sorry babe, it was right there. couldn't resist." "i'm—" he splutters, "i'm cutting scallions right now. you can't just—" "but i did." he lets out a long-suffering sigh, "you're....unbelievable." you don't miss the red creeping up his neck and across ears. he's going to pretend he didn't like it, but he 100% did, and 100% hopes you do it again. expect him to freeze up a little each time you walk past him while he's cooking (in anticipation, lol).

haruchiyo sanzu *laughs* "really? that all you got?"

did you really think you could get away with anything when it comes to this guy? he's practically the definition of "payback". what you thought was an innocent slap on his butt when he stands up after the movie is over is actually an unintended invitation to Getting What's Coming To You. he's actually incapable of not making this A Thing. so when you slap his butt, at first he just laughs. a little chuckle, and you think that's it. but then he turns his head to you with a lopsided smile, brows raised and says, "really? that all you got?" but before you can do anything else, he's grabbed your wrist and is pulling you up to a standing position. you open your mouth to question him, but he's already moving closer, until his entire body is pressed against yours. if you've been dating sanzu for awhile, you know just by the look in his eyes what comes next. he squints, eyes full of mirth, as his hands find the back of your thighs. then, slowly, he slides them up over your ass and squeezes, and not softly either. his mouth tips up when he hears you yelp in surprise, his eyes wandering down to your lips and shamelessly remaining there. "you're not done already, are you? i'm just getting started." my condolences to you.

izana kurokawa "..."

he's fixing your tv (or at least trying to). consequently, all that ASS is out and it's just SO smackable. 😩 he's going on about how you need to check your circuit breaker or something, but you can only half-hear him. you nod, feigning attention but... your hand comes up and smacks his butt. loudly. he's completely silent, stopped mid-sentence. then he puts down the screwdriver in his hand and silently walks away. your eyes widen. "where are you going? what about my tv?" he turns back, mumbling, "if you have time to play stupid games then you have time to fix your tv yourself." your voice grows louder, but you're unable to hide the smile in your voice, "i'm sorry, it just was there! i had to do it!" "sure." he has sarcastically, but his mouth is twisting down in an attempt to hide a smile. "please come back~" you beg, "i'll let you smack my butt, too, i promise~ just fix my tv, pretty please?" he sighs. "i'm going to need more compensation than that. how are you going to make it up to me?" you ponder for a moment. "by... being the best girlfriend ever?" he deadpans and tries to walk away. "no, no, no wait!" you panic, "i'm sorry!! how can i make it up to you?" he gazes down at you and swallows. "i have some ideas."

[daydreamgoddess14]

Bucky Barnes + meet ugly + florist AU 🩵

Say it with Flowers

Em, I didn't know I needed florist!Bucky in my life - or how much fun it was to write a meet ugly! Thank you so much! 💕

Florist AU!Bucky x Reader

Warnings: none, just some petty arguing and fluff

Word Count: 554

Masterlist

The bell above the flower shop door slammed against the frame as you shoved it open.

"Hey! Which one of you idiots thinks it’s funny to tell my mother to get a divorce?!"

Bucky looked up from trimming roses, scowling immediately. "Jesus, lady, you trying to bust the door off its hinges? Calm down."

"Calm down?!” You rounded on him furiously, “my mother is in tears because someone here thought it was hilarious to write 'Congrats on the divorce, enjoy your freedom!' on the card I got her for her retirement!"

"Look, I don’t know what kind of keyboard-mashing you did online, but that’s not my fault."

You stared at him, jaw dropped. "Excuse me?! I didn’t screw it up, you did! Are you always this incompetent, or did you make a special effort today?"

"Wow," Bucky snorted, tossing his clippers down. "You come in here like a hurricane and think you can talk to me like that? Maybe if you’d double-checked your order, you wouldn’t be yelling at people who are actually working."

"Oh, please," you shot back. "Working? It’s floristry not a nuclear bomb!"

He raised an eyebrow, stepping closer, wiping his hands on his apron.

Finally pausing for breath, you actually looked at him and immediately regretted it.

Your face flushed hot. You were half sure you might actually explode.

He was impossibly handsome, and judging by the smirk on his face and your fury that had suddenly fizzled and turned to fluster, he knew it.

"You know what?” You wound up again, refusing to let him distract you, “I should have gone to that chain florist. At least they don’t employ jackasses with attitude problems!"

"Yeah, good luck with that," he sneered. "Why don’t you storm in there and ruin their day?"

You opened your mouth to spit out another retort, but he shoved a form at you instead.

"Here. Write down exactly what you want this time. I’ll fix it. But you better believe I’m putting a service fee on this time."

Your hand trembled as you snatched the pen. "I cannot believe this. You are the worst."

"Trust me, doll," he said with a vicious smirk, leaning on the counter. "I’ve been called worse by scarier people than you."

With one eye on the form, you pulled out your phone with the intention of finding out who was really at fault. At the same time, you could see him opening the order log on the laptop that sat on the counter next to him.

“I didn’t mention it was a retirement bouquet,” you muttered just as he sighed,

“Huh. I might’ve taken the “enjoy your freedom” a step too far.”

“I probably should’ve been more specific.” You admitted eyes dropping to the incomplete form.

“And I should’ve called to confirm,” he concurred, scrubbing a hand over the back of his neck.

You didn’t catch the rest - too busy getting distracted by the taut muscle of his bicep.

He caught your gaze, and a slow, infuriatingly smug grin spread across his face.

“How about I take you to dinner to make up for it? You can yell at me over pasta instead of roses.”

You tried to summon another insult, but the words died on your tongue - and he looked far too pleased to see you lost for words.

[steamberrystudio]

hey Esh! it occurred to me this morning to wonder -- lol, what would happen if one of the LIs of WSC got bored on duty and decided to try "yelling" really loud mentally to see if they could get wil's attention at a distance? I imagine the empaths among us might have the best chances of success, although Asher sneak a win in there somewhere. I'm thinking it's either a deeply hilarious failure or Wil ends up dropping something out of nowhere like "GAH!" and looks totally crazy 😂

I won't get into who might succeed and who would not because honestly that's a bit of a spoiler...

BUT in terms of whether Wil would be startled, it depends a lot. Operating at their normal skill level (so not including the period of time right after they woke up where their abilities were erratic and they didn't have mental barriers in place) they wouldn't get a sudden YELL in their mind, but more of a quiet prickle.

It's a bit like an automatic defence that stops incoming thoughts from bursting in and freaking you out.

The only way you'd get startled, usually, is if a stronger telepath busted through the barriers like the kool-aid man to yell at you. The one time this doesn't apply is when a message is being fuelled by extreme desperation or panic or another strong emotion. In that case, even less adept people can let out a mental scream that telepaths hear as a startling scream. But that is a very specific situation.

To answer the question - no one on the crew is likely able to mentally "yell" and startle Wil just out of boredom. When it comes to people just THINKING in Wil's direction to send a message, various characters are better or worse at sending something intelligible. But that will get explored later in the story.

[emisirrelevant]

Zombies 4 Brainrot/Commentary/Yap Session

My thoughts post-watching Zombies 4 Dawn of the Vampires for the first time.

If you are new here, welcome, I am about to yap about a piece of media as a fandom nerd is wont to do.

I haven't done a rewatch of this movie yet so this is purely based off of the memory I have from experiencing it only once so far.

Legends in the Making was an alright opener, cute, but not like my top fave from all the movies- but that's okay cause I did like that we got to see what Addison, Zed, Eliza, and Willa were all up to.

Also wooo seeing them at college! Points to Zombies for being a franchise where the characters somehow miraculously make it past high school and not just keeping them stuck in like their second year and never moving beyond that lol.

ALSO so funny to me that we see them in college for like just the majority of the song and then they're like "haha but like what if we left on a lil road trip besties like that would be fun right?"

Like we weren't even 5 minutes into the movie and they be ditching already ahaha.

Addison and Zed finding the daywalkers and vampires but specifically the way Zed like stumbled into the scene was hilarious to me. Some may call it cringe, but this Disney enjoyer of CAMP is here for it.

But then we get The Place to Be??? Like.

EVERYONE RISE FOR MY FAVORITE SONG. I'm not even exaggerating, I think this is possibly my favorite song from the movie/off the album?

There's just something about the buildup to the chorus and then the chorus with the choreography with this one that does it for me? Like part of my brain has just been going "welcome to the light side, light side" and "welcome to the night side, night side" ever since I heard this song.

I liked when they got to the camp and Zed, Addison, Eliza, and Willa all gave massive camp counselor energy. Someone write that AU now where they're counselors at the supernatural creature camp lol.

Also loved that we got mentions about some of the other OG cast too! But what about Wyatt? Don't think I didn't notice that. What's Wyatt doing? Imo they could have had a line from Eliza maybe since they confessed they liked each other in Z3.

Anyway, moving forward, I liked the song Don't Mess With Us as well. Not as much as The Place to Be, personally, but Don't Mess With Us was giving me "It's Going Down" from Descendants vibes a bit, which I liked. The "watch your back, little monster" part was catchy.

Small detail moment but I liked the part when Victor said goodnight to the daywalkers and then Nova was like, goodnight, vampires.

Zed and Addison parallels and learning to work together and all that.

Speaking of Zed again, I'm still not sure how I feel personally about him getting nerfed so much in this movie lol? Half the time I was just like DAMN my boy is just taking HP damage- like critical hit after HIT bro.

I've seen some other people saying they liked whumpified Zed but damn when we got to THAT moment (if yk yk) I was getting emo! More on this in a bit.

I did appreciate that Nova (Freya Skye) got her own song- when I saw the title, it did make me think of Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical (sorry girl lol) but still I'm happy with that, and like also question for Freya Skye- how does it feel to be only 15 and that talented???

You know how you can tell with certain people that they have that vibe? I definitely felt it with Freya during this whole movie. Like I don't know how to explain it, but I can just feel that girl is going places. Massive talent right there. Here are your flowers queen.

I also liked the duet between Victor and Nova as well. And I agree with other people I've seen who have been saying this- Dream Come True is DEFINITELY gonna be their Someday. All of us should make our bets now because it 100% WILL be sung somehow somewhere in Z5.

I will say, the flying bits slightly took me out lol (again, here for the camp). But like, good song, again Disney for some reason I can never fault you in the music/soundtrack department for making love songs for new generations.

Another Nova and Victor moment I really liked was when Victor walks up to Nova but Nova has her back turned and then she like whirls around with the pencil in her hand and Victor's like "is that a pencil?" I didn't even catch this until I watched the video of the cast doing a movie watch party, but apparently Milo Manheim (Zed) said he thought of the pencil as a wooden stake, because Victor is a vampire. And I was like OMG. Milo your mind. Love that.

Back to Zed again, I did forget that he raps😂 So once Kerosene started I was like okay okay, woah. But like also good for him, boy's been hurt so many times but good to know he can still lay down some bars😂

Also another minute detail but for me personally, I loved Meg Donnelly's small part in this song? I was just like "AY, AY, go girl" when she was doing her part, like something about that "U-N-I-T-Y" bit hit different. Also it's fun to me to just hear how much the original cast's voices have matured over time throughout these movies, so her part also made me think of Meg's music career itself, like she's come so far and I love that for her!

The song "Possible" just made me think of how I'm going to miss Milo and Meg so much. "We're passing you the torch" has never hit so deep either???? Zed and Addison, ugh I'm just gonna miss my icons 😭😭

And then they gotta come back and hit us with the Someday reprise. BESTIE LIKE I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN NOT LIKE THIS. The way I was immediately like oh my god how could they DO this and somehow make this song SADDER?😂😭

Idk how Disney did it but like they really lucked out with Meg and Milo cause the chemistry????? Like watching them in this movie just felt like watching how far they've come in their journey and how well they meld together- something was just in the Disney movie couple water.

AND THEN the Ain't No Doubt About It reprise too?? Like the DOUBLE WHAMMY of it all. And other people have pointed this out as well but them taking out all the lyrics of uncertainty in the song so their relationship is stable and certain now???? Screaming shaking crying tears of joy for them and all of that. And them putting in the tap dancing because Meg and Milo like bonded over the fact that they both knew tap dancing when they first met??? The final nail in the coffin. I will miss them!!! 😭

As for the ending, Show the World was cute- personally, I wouldn't say it's my favorite ending song out of all the movies (I really just like Nothing But Love for some reason) but it was fun and cute, and I liked the choreography. Overall though, I think Z4 might be my favorite in terms of choreo- this one felt more choreo-heavy to me from my own observations, but I personally liked that.

Okay, now lore-wise (it wouldn't be a yap session by me if we didn't touch on the lore) I'd love to know more just in general about the daywalkers and vampires. Also it seems like from what I've seen so far, it's not exactly clear on what daywalkers ARE (do they have some vampire qualities to them? are they half-vampire? Part?). So Disney, I know sometimes we don't go too much into lore because y'know, the style of Disney movies and you can only fit so much in a movie, but I'd love to know.

And also because I'm a nerd in general, I'd love to know more about their powers and weaknesses. I know we get like the canonical "oh there's another stone- actually, two more now, in fact" but like, despite the lightstone and the darkstone, there's the bloodfruit too. If you take away the bloodfruit-which from what I remember, Addison said they need it to survive- would they would be able to still live from the lightstone and darkstone respectively? And also vice versa, if you took away the bloodfruit, what happens with the lightstone and darkstone?

Also, one thing I noticed with the vampires is that they have fangs but daywalkers don't. I'm personally just curious to know that if daywalkers are revealed to have some vampire blood in them or are like, hybrids, if they'd ever get fangs. If not, that's okay and I get it since daywalkers can walk in the day, they probably would sport more human passing characteristics. But again, this is just me yapping and theorizing. 😅

Okay and FINALLY (if you've stuck with me up to this point) we get that scene that teases there'll be another movie essentially. Again, I agree with what others have been saying and I do think it'll be like mermaids or sirens because I believe in the end of Zombies 3 in the epilogue where they show all the creatures in Seabrook, we do get a glimpse of mermaids. I saw someone say maybe they could even do sirens and krakens, which I personally think would be cool. I feel like I've just seen a lot of mermaid media where it's not really building on anything and I fear that it could be more on the mid side. BUT Disney if you pull something like an Aquamarine kinda vibe somehow then yeah I might be seated. 😂

Alright, and that concludes this yap session/ TLDR from a resident fandom nerd. Those are my thoughts on Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires. See you for the next one😂 (theories on what Z5 will be called?)

[imnotsoscaredofsufferingnow]

dear @piggledy-higgledy i feel like you and me might be the only two people on this website (or maybe anywhere) who dislike mercedes so i feel obliged to come out and support your point ALSO because i think this is just a stellar take!!

about your first point, i so often think about this and i have never seen anyone else talk about it: to me, mercedes and edmond at the beginning are not the epitome of true love. they are two extremely young people experiencing their first love, with all its intensity and idealization. dumas meant to capture this feeling because it is a pretty common thing people experience, but is it true love? i don’t know. in reality, they could have very well ended up being incompatible in the long run, especially because if you pay attention, edmond was already showing signs of his count persona (dark intensity, quick temper) in the beginning of the book.

the point is that we will never know, and neither will they, because they were robbed of that opportunity. that is why the fandom ships them so much i think. it’s so easy to fantasize about something that was never realized: it could have been the most amazing beautiful love story but what a damn shame it never happened!!! this is what mercedes’ tragedy (as well as the fandom lol), that she is pining for their lost life together, her lost happiness, and for edmond, who is now fundamentally changed. she does not love the count as he is NOW, and would probably be horrified to learn what he has done throughout the novel. also what would they even talk about? 'so mercedes, ever since we didn't see each other i became interested in drugs, types of executions, alchemy, and all things from the east! teehee' this is a joke but yeah. come on now. in the beginning, they were kind of in the same socio-economic bracket, so it was easy and natural for them to bond as they lived in similar worlds: that is not true anymore.

i don't definitely judge her for marrying someone else, or that she has different priorities (her son, obviously) in the second half of the book. i don't dislike her because i think she is a bad person. the reason why i dislike her is hard to pinpoint because from the moment she appears, i just had an off feeling about her lol (sometimes you just don't vibe with a character please let's normalize that again), but the way she purposefully gives up her free will (the quotes you chose illustrate this perfectly) is something that really bothers me.

the novel is full with women exercising their free will even in a society where they are allowed very little (eugénie, valentine, hérmine, héloïse, and ofc haydée my best girl). it is not easy for them, but they fight for it with fucking tooth and nail, and i am so proud, even if they do questionable things because they are doing what they want!! this wretched world can't take that away from them. mercedes willingly gives her agency up, shifting the blame on god.

"If I believed that God had given me free will, what would remain to save me from despair!" uhm.

i saw someone on youtube call mercedes a mafia wife, and i thought that was... well, first of all kind of hilarious with a grain of truth to it. i am sure she did not know about what her husband did, but being sometimes blissfully sometimes not ignorant is kind of a character trait for her, and the quotes reflect this as well.

i also very much agree with your point that lots of characters are accomplices in their own punishment (this is a reason why i am less hard on count for the crazy shit he does) and in several occasions, they could have avoided their downfall if they stopped being shitty. like the big three (villefort, danglars, morcerf) did horrible things OUTSIDE of what they did to edmond and showed no signs of stopping.

after i read their final interaction, my takeaway was to vow to never be like mercedes. to never be someone who gives up on life, just because life did not work out the way she originally planned. life is about failing and picking yourself up back again again again AND AGAIN. this is also what the book teaches.

i'm sorry but mercedes is technically the antithesis of the message 'wait and hope'. the book makes this clear by awarding the people who wait and hope with happiness or at least the promise of rebirth.

and yet again i know she married fernand for economic reasons i get it!! I GET IT! but at the end, she does have the choice to reinvent her life in any way really, and chooses not to take it. (i do not mean she should forgive the count after what happened with her husband and their life, again i think that ship has sailed a LONG FUCKING TIME AGO, but she could still find her happiness.)

i never want to be a person who loses hope, and trust me that life "has so shaken me with storms" as well. there is no quality of mine that i am prouder of than being hopeful, and it reassures me to think that edmond be would proud of me for that.

(to anyone reading who is very bothered by this take: feel free to block me, and i say this with this love and peace, i promise! you deserve to have a good time interacting with this fandom, and i deserve that, too. we don't need to interact if my opinions are upsetting to you, genuinely, there are many blogs who love mercedes and think completely differently.)

Continuing my ongoing series about the count of Monte Cristo:

I have read the chapter where Mercedes reveals that she knew who he was. She knew, from the moment she heard his voice, that he was in fact Edmond Dantès (the name has not been written since… how many chapters? How many thousands of words?) and she begs him to not kill her only child. He accepts. He foregoes his revenge, put it aside, and decides that he will die instead in the duel that opposes him against Albert.

And she is ok with it.

It breaks my heart. Even HE is surprised by how readily she accepts that he will die, even after hearing his revenge, and how he has been wronged. She is just happy that he has remained the kind Edmond that she loved, and that her son will continue on living. She is wretched and she is miserable living with Fernand de Morcerf whose reputation has been ruined (for the murder of Ali Pacha).

How can one love a man so much and refuse him even one’s tears, when he is so ready to die just to avoid you pain?

[xitsensunmoon]

My first ever comic con! And first cosplay too. Of course it's gonna be my boy :] Ramblings about the process are under the cut(Let me know if?? You would want me to elaborate with process images for any of the steps?)

The costume took me forever to make, as I've never done any machine sewing, sculpting, fabric dying or spray painting before but learning all of these was so fucking fun!! I never realised just how many different skills go into making a cosplay but it was so worth it!!!

Almost all of the clothes(except the hat) were purchased first as bases, but all of the detailing was added by me. All of the fabric used was originally just scraps that I was given for free so I needed to learn how to dye and dye all of the stars, they were originally white.

The sewing machine was its own beast that brought me tons of frustration from the lack of skill and knowledge (it was devastating to find out that 95% of fuck ups were my fault and not the machine's lmao). But as a result, a hat sewn from scratch, all of the fur trims, embroidery on the corset, stars and the collar(which is very hard to see on the pictures unfortunately) was all added manually. The stars and the stripes(on the back of the cape) were attached using heat-and-bond adhesive (I WISH I knew about such thing just when I started working on this. It would save me so much time and nerves.)

Then I found out about polymorph(mouldable plastic) and it has become the next thing I wanted to learn, to sculpt the claws and the fangs(yes, they're handmade jfksjs). The claws I then primed and painted in trillion coats because I wasn't satisfied with the colour of the spray paint. The fangs I moulded to my own teeth and then stained with tea to match the colour of my teeth :)c

As for makeup, I used Mehron Paradise water activated paints. At first I wanted to try to save money and bought myself Snazaroo instead, which unfortunately turned out to be a waste. Snazaroo didn't hold on my face for longer than 2 hours, cracking and peeling awfully. Mehron on the other hand survived 11 hours of me smiling, talking, emoting and such and didn't even crease at the smile lines(I'm actually shocked about that). It obviously works like any other makeup which means your skin texture and wrinkles won't go anywhere but Mehron's elasticity pleasantly surprised me. It did obviously smear from sweat and saliva(if you're eating and licking your lips) but if you don't touch the skin it just dries again, self setting. But if it's dry it's fully smear-proof. Highly recommend!

And last but not least, I've decided against painting my hands as it was very risky that I will stain everything I touch at the smallest hint of sweat. So instead I got myself gloves-tights(? Not sure how they're called but it's made from the same fabric as tights) and painted them with normal acrylic paint(did you know you could dye fabric with acrylic paint? I personally didn't), then heat set with an iron and voilà, they're reusable, my hands are not stained after an exhausting day and I don't stain everything I touch. It worked wonderfully which honestly was a surprise as I was really sceptical that acrylic paint will somehow stay in place.

I think this whole thing took me minimum of 6 months with big-big breaks for my school and life in general. But I'm really proud! This project taught me so many new skills and I couldn't have been happier about learning new knowledge, even if it sucked to fail in the meantime.

Everyone at the con was really nice and gave me a large confidence boost even tho it was my first time and I had no idea what I was doing. Taking photos with other people was really awkward/new for me as I hate cameras so I really had no idea how to pose/behave in front of one. But that's okay I think. This whole experience definitely made me want to do this again, so I think that will come with experience. Thank you for reading this far, hope you enjoyed this little summary :)

[herrmit]

not to start shit but. tell me you didn't understand princess jellyfish without telling me you didn't understand princess jellyfish

[dawdlecentric]

Decided to try drawing with a pen and sketch Nijideer but centaur-like + other doodles

[licorishh]

OK SPOILERS I GUESS FOR BLACK OPS COLD WAR UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I JUST DID THE HAVANA MISSION AND "BREAK ON THROUGH" AND I'M LITERALLY SO PRESSED RN??

I AM SO UPSET THEY MADE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN HELEN AND LAZAR WHAT EVEN WAS THAT WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE THOSE TWO THEY'RE LITERALLY MY FAVORITES OF THE NEWER CHARACTERS WHY

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY HAD CRAZY GOOD CHEMISTRY AND I WAS LITERALLY SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME DURING THAT MISSION THINKING "Dang y'all make a good couple y'all got it goin' on" BUT NO OF COURSE NOT THIS IS CALL OF DUTY WHERE NO ONE IS HAPPY AND GOOD ENDINGS DON'T EXIST AND LOVE IS A LIE

I struggled for like fifteen minutes just sitting there on the pause menu trying to pick UGHHH but I ended up going with Helen in the end simply because I think she can bring slightly more value to the team (NOT TO SAY LAZAR IS USELESS HE'S EXTREMELY HANDY AND VERY COOL AND I LOVE HIM) just because of her connection with MI6 and her ability to gather intel and all that good stuff and I'm just ever so slightly more attached to her as a character and I also got the impression Lazar really liked her a lot so I would've felt worse saving him and knowing he missed her like a crap ton so in the end I think I made the better decision

HOWEVER COMMA THEN WE HAVE "BREAK ON THROUGH" AND I'M LITERALLY SO MAD BC WDYM ADLER WAS LYING AND I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY AND I HAD A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIFE AND I WAS THE GUY ARASH KADIVAR SHOT IN THE BEGINNING IN THE MISSION WITH WOODS AND MASON AND ADLER LIKE WHAT?? WDYM THOSE MEMORIES IN VIETNAM WEREN'T REAL?? WDYM I'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN ADLER FOR LIKE TWO DAYS AND NOT TWENTY YEARS?? Wdym HUDSON was actually RIGHT to be worried about me going into the Lubyanka building?????? HUDSON?? RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING?? NUH-UH

And wdym PARK KNEW THE WHOLE TIME LIKE GIRL I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES WHAT IS THIS!! YOU HAD ME RISK MY NECK FOR YOU INSTEAD OF MR. LOVER BOY AND NOW I FIND OUT YOU WERE FRICKIN LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME TOO LIKE?? I'm aware it was for the greater good and that technically it was good for Bell too bc now she's a good guy and isn't a bad guy (I play with female Bell to be clear because that's awesome and I love that that's an option) BUT Y'ALL STILL LIED TO ME?? I'm gonna keep an eye on those two for REAL now like watch as Adler frickin tries to offer me up as some sacrificial lamb at some point I just KNOW he will UGH

Idk I'm still holding out hope Lazar is alive somehow because technically I didn't actually see him die he was just lying there and I felt so AWFUL UGHHH

Anyway I'm going to carry on pretending he's fine and he got out and everything is hunky dory and great and he and Helen went on that date and they're together and everything is fine and wonderful

[jasonsthunderthighs]

I was on the phone with Tobin, talkin' bout how my great uncle died and how at his (Tobin’s) funeral, BEFORE, he's goin to tell EVERYBODY that I'm GOIN to say “Well, there goes a real sack of crap!” AT the funeral and to NOT get mad when I do say that

His words, “Mel’s threatened to say ‘there goes a real sack of crap!’ at the funeral, so DON'T get mad when they do!”

Followed by, “Can you IMAGINE how mad everybody would get after you said that?”

He's 53 and STILL ‘members the time I told him when he was in his 30s that I WAS GOIN TO SAY THAT WHEN HE DIES AT HIS FUNERAL

Like holy shit, this is one of the moments you KNOW that we're related

[lovemongerer]

wasn't working my station today (just on repack, slacking) so I supposed that explains why I'm powering through washing my sheets, pajamas, and taking an everything shower + bath combo tonight. I am going to sleep sooo good..

[guidingthulite]

i'm up to date with the super manga now

[starry-bi-sky]

SURPRISE! I am still not done thinking about this.

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Danny has a problem.

No, actually he has two problems.

Three problems?

Four. All of them are related, and all of them are loosely connected to one another. Half of them are long-term, somewhat passive problems. Passive in the sense that he is not actively being bothered by it right this moment.

The other half are twins and are currently giving him active, in-the-moment 'oh shit' problems.

He ducks under Red Robin's bō, one hand secured tightly onto his backpack full of stolen tech -- tech being a loose term, he thinks. -- and, keeping half-a-mind on the weight imbalance, loosens a kick to birdie's face.

"You missed." He comments, his brain-to-mouth filter failing him as it normally does in fights, and watches as Red Robin manages to get out of the way in time before his heel can meet his jaw. Danny uses that pause and brief change in distance to righten his footing, and widen that distance between them both.

Well, as much as he can with the two of them on a rooftop. He needs to get off of here before reinforcements show up.

Red Robin twirls his staff, the action unsurprisingly graceful and just as threatening, and Danny politely ignores the thrill it rushes down his spine. "You too."

It's not often that Danny steals tech in Gotham, but he's pretty sure that in the handful of times he's been here, he's managed to firmly situate himself as a member of Red Robin's Rogues Gallery. Which; great, fantastic. It's not his fault that red-winged blackbird over there was always the one to catch up with him first.

How the hell did this happen when he doesn't frequent Gotham for his heists half as much as the other cities?

If it wasn't already obvious: Danny's current, active two problems are Red Robin. The first being that he was being pursued by him, the second, however?

Danny's pretty sure he's developing some kind of crush.

Red lunges at him, and on the downswing of his staff, Danny makes his backpack weightless and all but pirouettes out of the way. Reaching out to yank on Red Robin's cape hard enough that he loses his balance.

He usually has a strategy for these fights to avoid gathering more attention than he already has, and revealing the full extent of his powers!

That strategy is: Avoid getting socked, toss them around a little if need be, and then get the hell out of dodge the moment he can!

The uneducated may call it cowardly. Danny calls it a proportional response. Nobody kills a spider with a flamethrower.

As for that crush -- don't ask him how it happened. He doesn't know-- okay that's a lie. It's a complete and utter lie and Danny knows it. He knows why.

He'd like to say that it's because of his ghost half -- instincts, habits, new behavioral changes that result in his very physiology being altered. But that would ALSO be a lie. Danny just has weird fucking taste and he knows it.

There was a running theme, and he can deny it no longer!

He has a type for obsessive little freaks intent on ruining his day.

Valerie Gray: local ghost hunter who he (accidentally) ruined the life of, and who in turn swore vengeance against him and all ghosts. Obsessed with routinely kicking his ass whatever chance she gets.

Wes Weston (a crush he will take to his fucking GRAVE): Discovered his secret identity on accident, vowed to reveal it to the rest of school. Now obsessively stalks him any chance he gets. Danny has routinely stolen his camera to otherwise delete, destroy, or steal the photos he has on it.

(Danny's crush on Wes Weston completely blindsided him, and lasted him all the way up to the moment Danny was unceremoniously dumped into another dimension. Sam already gives him enough shit for dating Valerie, he can't imagine what she'd do if she found out he was crushing on the boy intent on revealing his secret identity.)

(His only excuse is that Wes' cringefail attitude, sheer dedication, and stalkerish tendencies charmed him. He never said it was a good excuse.)

And now Red Robin.

But there was another running theme, for Danny specifically, when it came to his crushes. Now a safe distance away again, Danny's mouth tilts into a cocky smile and his heart thuds loud in his ears. "You're off your A-game tonight, Red. Something got your feathers all clipped?"

That is: mercilessly teasing his crush. Danny genuinely can't explain it, but riling up the object of his affections created a thrill like no other. Something about seeing their faces turn cherry red and their pupils dilate. It's like a lion watching a limping gazelle across the savannah, the smell of blood urging it to pursue.

Birdie did not blush easy, but by the gods, Danny had fun trying.

Red Robin huffs, shooting back at him a sarcastic smile while he readjusts the grip on his bō. They circle around each other; "Just missed you, Luci. Heard you hit up one of Luthor's warehouses last month, I'm hurt, we've got perfectly good tech here."

Luci. Short for Illusa, which in turn is, apparently, a term for 'illusion'. Danny did not pick out the name, it -- like all his interactions with the media -- was assigned to him. He has to hand it to the guy who coined the name though; it's leagues above something like Inviso-Bill and Ghost Boy.

He huffs a low laugh, ignoring the flippity-flop of his heart as a croon rises in the back of his throat. "Don't be too mad at me, cat-food. Lexie had something I wanted." He adjusts his backpack so it fit more comfortably on his shoulders. Bits and bobbles he needed to build his portal gun. Wires, scrap metal, gadgets and gizmos he could take apart for their parts. Thats what he needs.

"And that is?" In the dim lighting, Danny watches the edges of Red Robin's mask raise like an eyebrow.

His smile turns sharp, baring. His mouth moves before his brain does; "Come over here for a kiss, pretty bird, and I might just tell you."

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[sukunasweetheart]

Being the bane of sukunas existence as you're his girlfriend because you act like a perverted old man around him... he kinda digs it tho, its mildly hilarious and he doesn't dislike the unhinged attention (he tries to be so lowkey about it)

Every once in a while, you'll caress his behind or fondle his big boobily man breasts, the same way he does to you. he was only stunned at first - now he is completely unphased by your sneaky little hands.

he texts you, asking you what you want for dinner, and he's not surprised when the answer is "i want you oiled up and naked in bed by the time i get home". then he just replies with "making pasta"

Big obnoxious smacking noises when you kiss him all over, and sukuna just lets you be, he'll be sitting on the couch turning the tv on and here you come, smooching his cheek. sometimes, its the top of his head, other times, its his forehead or neck. if you do it too much though, you'll get covered with his bite marks in return.

when sukuna gets up to go to the toilet, you ask him if you can hold his peepee while he takes a piss, bc you saw a funny tiktok talking about it... he gives you a silent judgmental stare as he closes the door on your face. but behind it, he lets out the tiniest snort and shakes his head bc the idea of it is so ridiculous.

one time when you go outdoor camping with him you genuinely accidentally stumble close to sukuna who is taking a leak in the forest bush area and he catches you staring from behind as he's buttoning himself back up. and then he's chasing you down while you're screaming that it was an accident and that you only heard him peeing and didn't actually see anything. (not that you don't know what it looks like, anyway.)

when he's sweaty after a workout or some physical exertion, you'll definitely be approaching him deviously, talking about some "covered in flavour" type of bullshit... he'll push your face away and head into the shower but his ears are flushed with red.

just... sukuna who will let u mack on him endlessly bc he secretly doesn't hate the doting 🥹🥹🥹 and if you're not being obnoxiously lewd or affectionate?? thats when he knows something's up...

and obviously, every now and then you'll say something that makes him know that you're not just lusting over his body.

during a walk back home on a summer afternoon, you point upwards while holding his hand and looking up.

"sukuna, look. you're in the sky."

he reluctantly looks up, expecting some sort of dick shaped cloud or something like that. but there are no clouds in sight.

"what is there to look at?" he asks, quizzically.

"the colour, silly. when the sun's still setting, the sky always gets like this, around the same time everyday. the pretty pinkish colour, like your hair."

he turns silent and observes the sky for a minute. you call him silly, as if it's an everyday thing that you compare a person with the literal sky.

"it's my favourite time of the day..." you mumble, just barely audible to his ears. and something about the way you stand there, and speak so softly, makes you look so pretty to him. "i'll always think of you when the sun is setting."

"oh- but i think of you everyday regardless, i suppose."

he already knows that. he already knows you love him. why does he feel so flushed right now?

"alright, i get it. enough. let's continue home," he urges you, holding your hand tighter. you follow him down the street, like a puppy.

life couldn't feel more at peace right now, with your fingers interlocked with his, listening to you hum your favourite song on the way home, the street now covered with the orange light of the sunset.

"any ideas for dinner?" he asks, a few minutes after some silence.

"mmm..."

oh, he regrets asking the question now, fully knowing what's coming.

"i want your tatas in my mouth, please."

"tatas?" sukuna's asks with furrowed brows.

after bursting into laughter at the way he said it, you attempt to think up an actual food you want for dinner.

"...just for tonight." sukuna mutters.

"huh?"

"don't ask me again, i might change my mind."

"wait- really?"

let's just say, your mouth had a taste of heaven for the first time that night.

[circe69]

your first mission with simon ghost riley didn't go very well.

cw: smutty, ghosts a brat

the cell door you had been working to override had slammed in ghost's face, and at his attempt to open it, you could hear him mutter a curse under his breath.

"fuckin' hell."

"what happened?" you walked over to where he was, and once you tried to pull on the same door, you realized. you two were stuck in the cramped, dark and wet jail cell.

"fuck,” you exhaled and pinched the bridge of your nose.

"stop copying me, cunt."

"oh go to hell, ghost."

"no thanks, i'm trying to get as far away as possible from ya, baby."

you groan out in frustration and banged your head against one of the bars, the condensation sticking to your hair, and all ghost could do was chuckle at you.

"you're so fucking dense."

"eat shit," you hissed out as you swung a closed fist at his chest.

once you made contact, you knew that it was very possible it was your last moments before death.

simon crossed his arms in front of his chest and looked down at the floor while shaking his head, "tsk," he took a step towards you, "always gotta be so physical," he shoved you back, causing your body to slam against the brick wall.

and guess what? you shoved him the fuck back.

"if you think for one second," you shoved him again, this time pulling his shoulder strap down so he was at eye level with you, "that I'm gonna let you throw me around just cause you want to, you're fucking hilarious. you've got a lotta nerve to even think about touching me, let alone push me back when I've pushed you first-“

ghost grabbed both of your arms from the front of you and shoved them behind your back, pushing your tits out from your shirt and right below his face. he looked down at your cleavage before bouncing back to your eyes, "y'wanna know what I think?" he spat right down the valley of your breasts and watched his saliva snake down your shirt, "i think you like it."

you squirmed under his weight, under his eyes. "fuck. you."

"you. wish."

ghost wasn't an idiot. he could feel the way you were rubbing your thighs together, how your pupils were dilating by the second and the soft pants coming out of your mouth.

"I'm saying all this, baby 'cause I know, if I were to fuck you right now, you'd probably be the best pussy I'd felt in years. maybe ever. I'd wanna take you home and do it over and over again until you're gasping for a break. I'd feed you well. id take care of you. I would fucking love you until death. but that's not who I am, and that's sure as fuck not who you are."

you watched his eyes gaze down to your lips as he lowered his head to yours.

"why not?" you whispered.

"because, baby, I don't fuck women who don't want to. I like wet pussy, not scared pussy. I want it hard and rough but I don't wanna break you forever. and unfortunately, I'll bet you a million dollars that if I reached down and checked right now, your sweet pussy wouldn't be wet. not even close. right?"

you gulped as his fingers realized one of your wrists and snaked down the side of your thigh, "that's a lot of money."

he slithered his hand back up to your waist band before sneaking a finger inside, "isn't it?" you could barely hear his smirk through his words over the intense volume of your heartbeat. you knew for a fact, that someone just lost a lot of money.

as ghost swiped a finger down the middle of your panties, he groaned, "fuck, I'm gonna be bankrupt aren't I?"

"its a stupid bet to make after spitting on a woman's tits."

[nightingale-prompts]

Danny lives in a horror movie-DC x DP prompt

Based on my favorite book series "tales from the gas station"

It's not every day that a mission requires the league to travel to middle America in a bid to obtain a highly cursed artifact but it certainly is today.

Locating the Seal of Silent Ashes was a task usually given to Justice League Dark but Constantine was currently busy. So that meant it was left to the poster boys to get this done. They dressed in civilian attire to investigate the last location of the seal starting with the first building on the edge of town. A small dusty gas station near the woods.

The inside had an awful smell, like death and cleaning fluid. The lights gave off a greenish-blue tint. Rats could be seen out of the corner of your eyes. Most of the chips were offbrand and crappy.

Behind the counter was the teenage boy chewing gum. He looked up at the group before going back to reading his book. He had clearly seen better days but didn't show signs of caring about the state of his hair or bags under his eyes. He drank his coffee.

The air felt off.

"Hey kiddo, do you mind giving us directions?" Clark started.

The kid narrowed his eyes as he popped his gum.

"You're not from here. That or you're from that cult in the woods. Listen I'm not joining. Seriously, cosmic nihilism and fatalism sounds doomed. Hey wait-" the teen checked his notes " No, the cult killed themselves in that mass suicide 2 weeks ago. I forgot, sorry."

The teen didn't say anything else as he went back to his book.

The horrified look of the adults shared was almost hilarious. At least to the teen if he looked up.

"Oh, and stay out of the woods. I don't want the police to come back and ask about who saw you last. Seriously if whatever is in there tears you apart I won't feel bad. I put those signs out forever ago and if I get one more girl covered in blood running in here screaming about her dead friends I'll get a headache." The teen shrugged turning the page.

"What do you mean?! Why would-?! Who's killing people?!" Barry asked frantically as Bruce serched for more reports of missing people in the area.

"I don't know. Why would I know? If you want to go in the cursed forest go ahead. I mean that's how they all die. It isn't my job to stop you. My job is to sit here and watch this store." The teen huffed in annoyance.

Before anymore questions were asked the signal of the radio was disrupted and a demonic howl screeched through the radio.

"God damnit. That cunt is back. Stay here." The teen growled as he grabbed his bat from under the counter and walked out the back door. "String bean! Get off the fucking roof you bastard! You know that radio is all I have here!"

A chattering laugh like a death rattle was heard and the sound of 2 sets of feet was heard on the roof then they lept down.

"Come here so I can beat you to death!" The teen ran around the building towards the front of the gas station chasing-what the fuck is that!

It was like a human that was twisted to crabwalk on all fours backwards. Its face was contorted into a black stretched-out smile with no teeth. It had no eyes just black sockets. All its limbs were stretched out to an extra meter in length. It was a skinwalker of some kind with chalk-white skin. It was skittering away from the teen who was swinging his bat at its head.

"Stop running! I told you before what would happen if I found you fucking with me again!" The boy meant it as he finally landed a hit and began wacking it over and over it.

The skin walker screeched and tried to run for its life but couldn't.

After reducing the monster into a black puddle the black-stained teen came back inside to sit back down not paying anymore to the monster blood he was covered in.

"Sorry about that. Most of the freaks around here have learned to stay away from this place. That one is new and he doesn't listen. You'd think they'd learn but Sting Bean thinks he can torment me. Petty bastard." The teen sighed "anyways are going to buy anything or are you going to waste what oxygen we get in here with this shitty ventilation.

Diana couldn't help but admire the boldness of the boy. He had no hesitation or fear against the beasts of this area even if was crude.

"Does Constantine have a cousin or something? Just a more angry one" Barry whispered to Hal.