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[originalaccountname]

Have you too noticed how frequent fisheye lens shots are in bsd? Have you ever wondered how frequent they are? Then look no further than this

Bungou Stray Dogs s1-5 Fisheye Shot™ compilation!

Here, we will consider Fisheye Shots™ to be those shots that frame a character's face in a curved way for a few sustained seconds. We will not count shots where only the background was distorted, nor shots of rooms, objects, animals, or simply mid-action weirdness. If we included those, the counter would go way high (and whoever is stronger than me can deal with that)

Here are the totals!!!!

Season 1: 14!

Season 2: 10!

Dead Apple: 3!

Season 3: 14!

Season 4: 10!

Season 5: 6!

Total: 57

18 Atsushi // 3 Lucy // 2 Higuchi // 2 Dazai // 2 Akutagawa // 2 Yosano // 2 Old Boss // 2 Mushitarou // Kyouka // Q’s doll // Lovecraft // Orphanage director // Fitzgerald // Katsura // Rimbaud // Chuuya // Ace // Karma // Eckleburg // Buchanan // Tanizaki // Mori // Ivan Goncharov // Fyodor // evil secretary // unsuspecting theatre attendee // Ranpo // Kunikida // corrupted politician // Fukuchi // Tetchou

Over 61 episodes of ~23 minutes and one 90 minutes movie, or a runtime of just under 1500 minutes, that makes for one Fisheye Shot™ every 26 minutes of watching! The average amount of Fisheye Shot™ per episode is 0.93, but they only show in about half of the episodes (not counting the s4 opening and Dead Apple). Season 1 and season 3 carry the most (14), while season 5 is the weakest (6).

Here's to season 6 and more! 🥂

>Season 1 compilation< >Season 2 compilation< >Dead Apple< >Season 3 compilation< >Season 4 compilation< >Season 5 compilation< Fisheye Compilation tag

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Some Bumblebee and mother Ratchet :)

I dont know if that's the artstyle but is Ratchet crying?? That's kinda sweet if he is 😭

Here's some G1 shots where it's just them cause I'm a sucker for these 3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Behold, a Bunny!

(for @alliechickfic on twitter)

[elfcollector]

SILENT HILL 2 (2024) — "it's time to let it go."

[prahacat]

when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process

[cubbihue]

In the aftermath of Peri's tantrum, the Leisure Court Fairies discovered that nearly every Pixie within close proximity of Poof were completely drained of magic.

Fairies are presumed incapable of stealing magic-- not unless they are a bonded pair, where magic is shared. Therefore, the underlying reasons remain uncertain to this day. Cosmo had been the only Fairy to remain conscious during the blast, but researchers were unable to extract much information from him.

Thankfully, all Pixies, including Timmy, made a full recovery- with all their magic intact.

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[olasketches]

two sides of the same coin

[compressedrage]

A bit of an awkward screenshot, but–

I'm insane. I don't even ship them but they're making me insane. Look at them. Agent was gonna protect him. He was gonna protect Mitsi but he couldn't.

What if I died.

[nightcolorz]

I rlly enjoy how abed casually has psychosis all of the time and all of his friends are just like “oh no his autism is acting up again” like guys I think this may require further investigation

When ur au so tism that ur friends just assume that ur chronic hallucinations and psychotic delusions are just some spectrum thing

[t00thpasteface]

Himbo Clark Kent?

DISAGREE STRONGLY.

he's got an incredibly keen mind both in and out of the caped costume. if anything, he has to cultivate an even smarter reputation as a reporter than as superman, to explain why he's always conveniently at every disaster site before lois or anyone else hears about it— and he has to back up his sources legitimately instead of admitting he has super-hearing and xray vision, too!

it also doesn't benefit him to look dumb as superman, either, because he wants people to feel safe when he's around and trust that he won't make a mistake when he's about to catch a falling airplane. i think his foes regularly underestimate his intelligence, but that's more indicative of their egos (especially lex) than it is of his reputation.

plus, superman's enemies are kind of obligated to present logic puzzles for him more often than not as a basic narrative requirement, because superman can brute force his way through any other problem. it's most challenging for superman and interesting for the audience to see him in triage mode, running those ultrafast mental calculations to save as many people as fast as possible.

[feanorianethicsdepartment]

look if finwë’s kids are like this, and his grandkids are like that, i feel pretty secure in saying the elf himself must have been an absolute fucking nightmare. melkor made sure to take him out early because if given the slightest opportunity to level up he would immediately become unstoppable

[adnrewminyard]

imagine being kevin day, son of exy, born and bred to be a cog in the well-oiled machine that is the edgar allan ravens. all you know being the routine of practice and practice and practice and performance and victory alongside those you call brothers.

-and then one day you wake up in your estranged father's apartment between a bottle of painkillers and a bottle of vodka and there is a knot of bandages where your future used to be. you don't wake up at 4am anymore. you sleep until noon and vomit the remainders of life as you knew it into unfamiliar toilets. you watch orange and white clash against each other from sidelines you haven't touched since you started growing facial hair.

your brother doesn't ask you to come home. you would come if he asked. the days are longer here and the food is too rich. the colors are too harsh, the language barrier is too much. you speak and no one understands.

they feel sorry for you, but not for what you have lost, instead for what you have suffered. you try to show them what belonging means, to sever parts of yourself to fit inside a uniform, but they don't understand the necessity of the blade the way your brothers did. they don't understand that suffering feels religious if you do it right.

the therapist tells you it's survivor's guilt but the only survivors you can see are on the court in black and red and they read your eulogy after the game at a press conference. you are not a survivor in any way that matters anymore. how treacherous your heart is for continuing to beat when you can't even hold your lifeline in your hand without dropping it.

you want to go home but your key doesn't open the same door anymore. you want to sit beside your brother but there is no space on his side of the table. you want to be a raven but you are a fox.

you grieve for connection until there is a knife where your neck guard used to sit. you grieve for your life until a boy offers to show you how it feels to survive. you offer to show him how it feels to live. he tells you he won't sever parts of himself to fit the uniform, but there are telltale bloodstains in the fabric from long before you asked.

you wake up at 4am again. you take turns vomiting in the toilet, you when the alcohol level dips too low and him when his smile runs out. he doesn't speak your language but he understands it. he keeps the car running when you visit the therapist. he keeps an eye on your back to watch the 02 on your jersey turn orange. the colors don't seem as harsh anymore.

he offers you safety. he offers you belonging. he offers you the only thing he knows how to give, the only thing you know how to take.

he offers you a lifeline. you pick it up with your right hand.

[borgialucrezia]

LUCREZIA & JUAN BORGIA ↴ empathizing with their brother's pain

[antlershade]

you could argue that its understandable for some sheltered people to have mixed feelings if like, a CEO of a video game company or maybe even a restaurant chain got shot. but im pretty sure even some one with the softest heart, some one who lives under the biggest rock, can celebrate the death of a health insurance CEO

[egophiliac]

have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves