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Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out by Richard Siken
#only posting this cuz I’m relating very hard I need someone to know#but UGH. it doesn’t work these erasures this constant refolding of the fucking pleats#love love or whatever . take a number#i wanna throw up#<- he didn’t say that
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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I am once again back with my Stan Pines is smart agenda
#I was NOT vibing with this brush today goodness gracious#anyways everyone say thank you to uncle fidds for teaching Stan the math he didn’t think he could do <3#my art#gravity falls#twins in time au#Stan pines#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
#percy is SO badass#the most powerful demigods alive are all in awe of him#if only he knew how other people saw him#and no i didn’t include annabeth quotes because she’s a teeny bit biased#STOP SAYING PERCY IS DUMB#percy jackson#leo valdez#piper mclean#frank zhang#hazel levesque#reyna ramirez arellano#nico di angelo#heroes of olympus#pjo#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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How Jax found Gangle’s figure collection in TADC,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#tadc#tadc jax#tadc gangle#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#jolyne cujoh#sailor moon#digital circus#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus#‘do it or I’ll tell Ragatha about the figures’ what he mean by that#I CAN only envision that gangle must own not only anime figures#but a figure of Ragatha herself#Jax being noisy and getting the best threats ever over gangles#leave my girl alone let them be a weeb in peace#SMALL lil comic I decided to do didn’t have a ton of time yesterday#so hope yall like this lil thing 🩵🩵#gotta draw more fnaf (I say as if I haven’t been drawing fnaf with tadc lmao)
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I understand bill cipher bc if I fumbled Stanford pines I’d also start the apocalypse
#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#shit post#obviously a joke#bc Ik he didn’t start the apocalypse bc he fumbled ford#he fumbled fire bc he wanted to start the apocalypse#all I’m saying is#as an ace lesbian Stanford pines could still get it#he’s on my list of 3 men who could get it#lunarrosette’s shit
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Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#tav x gale#bg3 tav#bg3 comic#oc: asena#Halsin dropping the bit about him potentially participating is so important to me#Asena was so excited about watching her boyfriend get fucked#that for a moment she lived in a world where feelings of inadequacy didn’t exist#she just wanted to offer to make her man a sandwich in which he was the meat#Asena and Mystra both say ‘I want that man annihilated’ but their meanings could not be more opposite
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some adoptive!bee halloween stuff 🥹
bonus:
#he did remember he just didn’t want to say it 🙂↕️🫶#my art#my aftg art#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#betsy dobson#adoptive!bee#aftg hc#the foxhole court#tfc#aftg fanart#halloween#costumes
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there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture
#he would protest if he saw this and say he was ‘resting his eyes’ but i digress#here are the movies my dad watched for the first time this year and didn’t fall alseep:#top gun: maverick sunset boulevard there will be blood witness for the prosecution glass onion edge of tomorrow#i suspect avatar will be on the list but we’re not seeing that until the 18th#we watch a lot of movies so the sample size can be considered significant#but at the end of the day dads just really love top gun and tom cruise idk what to tell you
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Be selfless
Don’t steal
Stick It To The Man
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#sir pentious#thinking more on ‘don’t steal’#all the weapons pentious used in the finale were either already his or given to him through carmine#however considering in episode 3 he brought weapons from her but didn’t get to use them- you could say they weren’t just given to him-#but he payed for them even#sorry. big fan of my fav dying#txt
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.
He gets a lil jealous
#I reckon this is probably one of his wake up calls with everything#I think he was genuinely excited to take his lil bro out on a hunt and he actually didn’t mean to pass out#but seeing fiddleford starting to replace him#at least from his perspective#probably makes him want to make more of an effort#but also makes him realise how much he actually does care about his brother whether he’s aware of it or not#needless to say they go on lots of hunts together#some with fidds and some without :))#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.
Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.
#I don’t know if I want to make a circus joke or just call Dick a clown#Can’t say he didn’t warn Tim though#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#please read A Lonely Place of Dying it’s lowkey hilarious#Like 90s Batman is so unserious and it’s trying so hard to be
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claudia BEYOND justifiably hating lestat and louis and dying hating them because they didn’t see her as a person with her own agency and treated her like a child at best and a toy at worst and both are ultimately to blame for her suffering BUT louis and lestat both genuinely loving her (in their own fucked up and deeply inadequate ways) and seeing her as their daughter and being irreparably traumatized by her death and their culpability in her suffering and the knowledge that she died hating them and it’s their fault and they can never make it right ever
#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv 2x07#claudia iwtv#charlie kelly pepe silvia meme but he’s also crying and he has a gun to his head#she deserves to hate them she deserves to kill them#but ohhhhhh my god they loved her. THEY LOVED HER THATS THEIR DAUGHTER.#and they’re her HORRIBLE parents#they loved her and it wasn’t enough and it wasn’t in the right way and it didn’t save her but it will still never leave them#i’m never going to recover from this fr#that last look……i have too many things to say#evil of my evil#ok ok someone muzzle me i gotta stop
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Abby and Into the pit Oswald have similar “friends”..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#abby schmidt#golden freddy#spring bonnie#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#ITS FUNNY and interesting to me#that Oswald and Abby had similar scenarios happen to em#I will say Abby definitely had the better end of the stick BAHAH#LIKE YEAH golden Freddy did try to trick her#but he didn’t actually hurt her#and she seem fine to do see the animatronics anyway despite the violence#WHILE OSWALD is stuck with pit Bonnie#a dude who literally tries to kill him ever moment he gets#but also is trying to be his dad#it’s complicated and Oswald is NOT having any of it#hey at least pit Bonnie is having a good time
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